Chapter VII

A/N: Well guys you've stayed with me this long, so what's one more chapter, eh? This time I'm going to do reminiscing. Won't that be fun? 'Cause I hope not. This should be interesting. This chapter is supposed to be an interlude in the story. So…yeah. There's more Demyx for all you fans out there. All two of you. Well, here you go.

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Well everyone got back safely from the hospital, even with a mad zombie on the loose.

Xemnas: "Okay Zexion easy does it now. Be careful getting out of that wheelchair."

Zexion: "Question; why did you tie my wheelchair to the top of the car?"

Xemnas: "We needed space, man."

Zexion: "It was a minivan."

Xemnas: "Yeah and I stuffed it full of candy and other knickknacks."

Zexion: "Like?"

Xemnas: "Skittles. And pork chops."

Zexion: "Where the hell did you get pork chops?"

Xemnas: "I bought them from a suspicious looking man on a street corner. He had pink hair and carried a large pink scythe."

While inside the Organization's mansion they all saw something…odd-ish.

Xemnas: "What the hell? Demyx who said you could come inside?"

Demyx panicked like Zoidburg from Futurama, dropped the steak he was eating and ran for cover.

Xemnas: "That's it! I'm looking for some ass to carve up, and luckily for you Xigbar I just saw Demyx."

Remember in Chapter II when everyone chased after Xemnas? You don't? Then what the hell were you doing when you were reading my fic? Get the hell out of here. Long story short Demyx was caught and given a stern talking to by Xemnas. And believe me that it's self is torture.

When Xemnas caught Demyx he sat him down on the steps in the grand hall in front of the 12-story fountain.

Xemnas: (sighs) "Now Demyx do you know why I don't let you sleep inside?"

Demyx: "Because you're too cheap to give me a room, even though we have all of this in this mansion plus the mansion it's self?"

Xemnas: "No. I don't let you inside because I don't want to give you a room. If I gave you a room then people would think you actually live here. Then I would be obligated to give you things. Like food and clothes and shelter and medicine for the various diseases you have. And I'd have to go to you're concerts, which suck by the way."

Demyx: "I guess I'll never amount too anything."

Xigbar: "Now you're starting to get it."

Xaldin: "Come on everyone let's make fun at Demyx and laugh at his expense."

everyone except Demyx, including the butler and maid: "Hooray!!"

Demyx slowly walked away a few tears in his eyes. He sat by himself in the parlor and began to cry. What a bitch. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaa! I mean, aww poor Demyx. Slowly he began to sing.

Demyx: "It seems that I'm all alone. No one seems to care about me. They all like to make fun of me. But. I don't let that get to me. I will always prevail—

Xemnas: "Shut the fuck up. Who said you could sing? That's it you're getting a beating!"

After everyone laughed and laughed at, Xemnas beating Demyx everyone sat down in the grand hall and talked about all the stuff they made Zexion do in town, even though he was still critically injured, and all the souvenirs they got.

Xigbar: Look guys I stole a baby form the hospital."

Lexeaus: "Why would you steal a baby?"

Xigbar: "Why wouldn't you steal a baby?"

Lexeaus: "Good point. I myself have obtained copy of 'Cannibalism for DUMMIES.'

Xaldin: "I got a magic wand."

This can't be good.

Demyx: "I got a new sitar."

Xemnas: "Get the hell out of here. Do you want another beating?"

Demyx scurried away.

Xemnas: "Well guys I got animal porn. Who wants to see it?"

Vexen: "Oooh, meeee!"

Xaldin: "What did you get Vexen?"

Vexen: "I stole Ansem's dentures."

Lexeaus: "Really?"

Vexen: "Yeah. Ya wanna see?"

Lexeaus: "Maybe."

Spongebob narrator: "4 hours later."

Lexeaus: "No, I don't want to see them."

Xaldin: "Well you've managed to waste 3 hours."

Vexen: "4."

Lexeaus: "Ah, I need to draw a new battery for my watch."

Xemnas: "Y'know something that reminds me of Vexen's land sharks."

Vexen: "Oh no you don't. My sharks are perfectly safe. They would never hurt anyone."

Xemnas: "OH NO? (eerie voice) THEN WHAT'S THIS?!"

Xemnas pulled out a remote control and pushed a button on it. The wall behind the giant table they were sitting at rose up and revealed a giant big screen TV. Like the ones you see in old Batman episodes with Adam West.

Vexen: "You had to talk in a booming voice just for that?"

Xemnas: "Yeah. I've been waiting all this time just for this."

Vexen: "I see."

Xemnas: "I have here folks the actual security footage of Vexen's land sharks reeking havoc at Sea World."

Lexeaus: (singsong voice) "Oooh pass the popcorn."

Xemnas pushed play and the video started

boy on video: Hello mister land shark wanna be my friend?"

(More sharks gathered around the boy.)

boy: "Wow you guys sure are friendly. Yeah that's right lick all the melted ice cream off. It's sky-pepper ice cream you know."

Xemnas pushed pause on the tape.

Xemnas: "Now at this point we can see the land sharks, walking around on robotic legs as they are, are clearly angry and ravenous. Looking. I see white foam around there mouths. Or maybe it's yellow."

Xigbar: "You need a new TV jackass."

Xemnas: "Shut up."

Pushes play

boy: "Hey you shouldn't be biting me like that. I'm not ice cream. Oh no!!!!"

The five land sharks rip off all of the boy's limbs and the fifth one eats his head.

Zexion: "Wow. I can't believe it. Look at that. That ice cream is only $2.00 and fat-free? That's amazing."

Vexen: "As you can see my land sharks didn't kill him."

Lexeaus: "What are you talking about? He's dead."

Vexen: (childishly) "Nu-uhhh. See his body's still twitching."

Xaldin: "And now it's not."

Lexeaus: "Hey, isn't that Puddin'?"

Xigbar: "No it's not pudding you idiot."

Lexeaus: "No Puddin' from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy."

Xemnas: "So it is."

Vexen: "Oh yeah? Well what about that time Xigbar sold a bunch of illegal stuff?"

Lexeaus: "Illegal stuff?"

Vexen: "Yeah. Like those films he stole from the movie theater. Or Ansem's medication, for his ravenous shooting people syndrome. Or those fake Kingdom Hearts games, Kingdom Hearts III: Sora's Revenge."

Xigbar: "Don't forget my fake book selling ring. See I have all these fake Harry Potter books."

Xemnas: (reading one of the books) "Hey I didn't I was in Harry Potter is 40 years old."

Lexeaus: (interrupting as he usually does) "Yeah that's right eight stacks of cheese."

Zexion: "Constipation?"

Lexeaus: "Of course."

Demyx: "I wrote a new song."

Xemnas: "Oh will you get the hell out of here. No one likes you."

Demyx: "My fans like me."

Xemnas: "What fans? Those were just a bunch of cardboard cut outs."

Demyx: (covering his ears) "Shut up! I have fans!"

Xemnas: "Come back here, I'm not done lecturing you!"

Demyx walked away with his ears covered, humming very loudly with Xemnas following trying to lecture him.

Xaldin: "You know, seeing that reminds me of the time we first met Ansem the Wise. And for the sake of it let's just say we knew Xemnas—I mean Xehanort all our lives. Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday."

Lexeaus: "Hooray flashback! Get the popcorn."

FLASHBACK:

Ansem: "Welcome everyone to my special interment camp."

Ienzo: "Interment camp? I thought this was an internship."

Ansem: "You thought wrong. So kids are you ready for fun?

Dilan: "Yes!"

Ansem: "Too bad, there isn't going to be any fun."

Xehanort: "What? Oh that's it I'm leaving. First there isn't any food that doesn't give you terrible nightmarish diarrhea then we had that crappy sky-pepper ice cream and they were all out of land-paprika ice cream and now this."

Braig: "How long will he keep ranting like this?"

Aeleus: "For a while at least."

Even: "Well then let's get settled then."

After 8 months of working in sweet shops Xehanort, Braig, Dilan, Even, Aeleus, and Ienzo all became Ansem the Wise's apprentices. When they're work was finished they were finally let out of the dark cellar Ansem kept them in,

Xehanort: "The light. I love the light."

Braig: "That's funny. You usually hate light."

Xehanort: "Not when I've been locked in a cellar for 8 months."

Aeleus: "It would have been better if Ansem didn't use whips."

Ienzo: "Food was good though."

Even: "Yeah. I wonder what happened to that guy named Seifer."

Dilan: "I don't know but this steak is delicious. And look a found a white trench coat with my steak. Just like the one Seifer used to wear. Oh look there he is.

Seifer and all the other non-interns slouched away, defeated.

Xehanort: "Hooray we win!"

Ansem: "That's right you win. Now kids you can take of your shock collars."

Everyone took of their collars

Ansem: "Now you can put on your shock body suits. And these can't be disabled in any way possible."

As soon as the suits went on everyone was shocked

Even: "Dilan your hair turned black."

Dilan: "Oh, I used to be a blonde."

Braig: "Your mutton chops are black too."

Dillan: "Mutton chops?"

PRESENT:

Xaldin: "And that folks is how we got here today."

Lexeaus: "That story was so terrible I think it gave me cancer."

Xemnas: (poking a body) "Yeah well you guys want to finish up this chapter? I've gotten board poking this body here."

Zexion: "Is that Saix?"

Xemnas: "Yep."

Zexion: "When did he get here?"

Xemnas: "Right after Xaldin started telling his story. He passed out do to much exposure to Xaldin's cancer inducing story."

Xaldin: "At least I don't make zombies."

Xemnas: "No you eat them."

Xaldin: "Eh, so what?"

Xigbar: "Hey guys I've got an idea. Let's all get some frosty chocolate milkshakes."

Everyone looked at each other then…

Xaldin: "Let's kick his ass!"

all agreeing

Xigbar: "Oh no!!"

Well as everyone chases Xigbar for the next oh let's say…3 hours please enjoy some nice soothing music…at your local music store. What do I look like a dj? Get the hell out of here.

Xigbar: "Hey guys tune in next week. I run for mayor. Will I make it? Find out in the next chapter."

(Who told you could you could do a monologue? Do you want to end up like Demyx?)