Disclaimer: Do I really have to tell you that I don't own Naruto every chapter?
Me: Naruto I'm just saying, you need to eat something other than ramen or you're gonna turn into a damn noodle.
Naruto: That breaks the laws of physics and is psychologically and technologically possible but in this complex universe with time and space's aerodynamics that's absurd.
Sasuke: Guys the story's starting. Don't you see all these people looking at us? Act dumb Naruto!
Naruto: Oh, you just want my ramen for yourself.
Me: Umm...
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Special thanx: People that actually answered the questions. The questions are just there for your amusement. Anyway, let's see the answers.
1) Guess: Got grounded. Wrong, I was just lazy.
2) Guesses: Temari and there was Sakura Wrong! I cheated with that one anyway read!
3) Guess: Gummy bears rock! Correct! Gummi bears do rock! They're awesome!
4) Guess: Beating Kai on the track. Wrong! Guess: Hiding or dead. Close enough.
5) Guess: YES YES YES YES! Can't tell. Guess: Up to me. Wrong! The readers minds decide. I am psychic and know what each reader wants and that's how I decide what'll happen and SadowKitty asked for Sakura three times. I'm not saying that she won't be in the story but I'm not saying she is either.
6) Guess: SadowKitty's eating them mmm... skittles. Correct!
IMPORTANT NOTE!!!: This is only part one of the story which is basically fillers. Part two starts when school ends and thats when I'll hit the climax of the story. Hehe climax. Why is that funny? On to the chapter!!!
"My name is... Haku. Who are you?" Haku asked.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki but you can start early and call me Lord Fifth Hokage," Naruto stated proudly.
"Naruto Uzumaki, huh? You're the fourth's kid aren't you?"
"Yeah, Minato's my dad."
"I can guess that you might have a... crazy life."
"Yeah, you can tell by his face that he's an idiot, too," Sasuke said.
"Well, I have to go rest a bit now for the next event," Haku said walking away. "Oh and by the way, I'm a boy."
They were all surprised at that. Except Neji. He had been mistaken for a girl a few too many times and so he wouldn't make that mistake he found out someone's gender by them telling him.
"Wow. Something about him did seem boyish," Naruto said with an awkward grin on.
"Drop it. We should go to the break room," Shikamaru said.
"By that, you mean the cafeteria."
After entering the cafeteria it was easy for them to see that less people were in there. They found an empty corner of the room and sat down while Neji was layed back on the wall. They were in silence. Shikamaru then yawned. Silence again. Naruto coughed. Silence again. Neji let out a sigh. Sasuke sneezes. Silence again.
"Okay this is boring," Naruto blurted out.
"Yeah, so whuddaya wanna do, Naruto?" Shikamaru asked.
"Wanna go find the girls?" Naruto asked with a sigh. He obviously didn't want to but he wanted to do something.
"Whatever," Sasuke sighed.
Almost immediately, Neji spotted them sitting near another corner. A boy was talking to Akira while the rest of her friends were silent. The boys walked over to them just as the boy Neji saw walked away. To Neji he looked a little disappointed.
"Hey!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Hi Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Kai," Ino said. She didn't greet Shikamaru since she was still mad at him for saying that she was pigging out on some rice balls. It sounded to her that he called her fat several times.
"Hi Tenten, Akira, Hinata," Shikamaru greeted them. He was mad at Ino for not greeting him and for hitting him.
"When they get along it'll be snowing in hell," Sasuke whispered.
"Yeah, it'll be hard for them since they're opposites. A lazy guy and a loudmouth," Naruto whispered.
"Loudmouth. Reminds me of someone eh, Naruto?" Neji whispered.
"I'm not a loudmouth!" Naruto half-yelled.
"He's not, Neji. He's a hyperactive knucklehead," Sasuke said in his normal voice.
"So... what're you all doing?" Kai asked.
"Nothing. We were just... umm... going to take a walk through the hallways," Hinata stuttered.
"We can leave this room?"
"Duh! Why do you think the room's half empty?!" Ino shouted annoyed.
"I'd say it's half full," Naruto said. Tenten smacked her forehead, Hinata giggled, and Neji hn-ed.
"WHO ASKED YOU?!!"
"Women..." Shikamaru mumbled.
"We have nothing better to do so we'll just tag along," Neji sighed stopping the conflict. The group then simply walked out of the cafeteria. After at least a whole minute of walking, Sasuke noticed something unusual.
"I haven't seen that guy Kenji all day. Don't you think that's weird?" Sasuke asked Kai.
"What're you talking about? We saw him this morning," Kai responded.
"Yeah but don't you think that he'd try and get revenge by now? Schools almost over and Akira's his girl so shouldn't they at least interact for a day?"
"WHAT? I'M NOT HIS GIRL OR ANY OTHER PERSON'S GIRL! I'M MY OWN PERSON AND NO ONE OWNS ME!" Akira yelled quickly.
"What's wrong with you? I'm standing right next to you."
"She broke up with Kenji this morning," Tenten said.
"What? When?" Kai asked.
"Before school started," Hinata said.
"Aww, if I knew that I could've hurt that guy more."
"I never seen you this excited to beat someone senseless," Naruto stated.
"It's his fault that I had all that gunk in my hair. Do you know how long it took me to get that outta my hair? I wanted to mercilessly stomp his head 18 feet into the ground."
"I don't think you can mercifully stomp someone's head 18 feet in the ground," Shikamaru said.
"You can. All you have to do is say 'I'm sorry' after every kick."
"Well that makes perfect sense," Ino sarcastically said.
"Hey, look! It's that Haku guy!" Naruto exclaimed pointing to Haku. Haku, hearing his name being called, didn't see where he was going and bumped into a bitch. Yup, a bitch. Not a female dog but a popular snobby girl.
"Watch where the hell you're going you stupid little boy!" she screeched.
"Sorry," Haku simply said.
"'Sorry's' not gonna cut it! You made me break my nail and I just had a manicure/pedicure combo! You're just a waste of time! You're not a genius or even an athlete! And you're not hot like my Neji. You look just like a girl!" she stated. Neji noticed the girl and then became pissed. He hated fangirls and people that were against his friends or people he didn't hate. He walked over toward his fangirl and Haku.
"Hi, Neji!" the girl exclaimed.
"Get lost," Neji simply stated.
"Oh Neji, I love it when you talk dirty."
"You pathetic naive girl. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost. You need to get off of the fantasy island that you're on and try to become a real live person. Stop being an obsessive little fangirl whose mind is filled with wishful thinking," Neji seriously told the girl with a hint of anger. She ran away crying, the most annoying cry ever! Everyone almost felt sorry for her. Almost.
"Why did you take all of that crap from that sorry excuse for a woman?" Neji asked Haku.
"I'm not the type that gets angry."
"Well we're just going to have to change that," Neji said smirking.
"What do you mean by that?" Haku question, confused.
"What I said. Meet us after school today, at Naruto's house."
"OKAY MAGGOTS, IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL EVENT THAT IF YOU SUCCEED YOU PASS AND IF YOU FAIL... YOU FAIL! THIS MEANS THAT THIS FINAL EVENT ACTUALLY MAKES ALL THE OTHERS BEFORE MEANINGLESS!!" Anko voice boomed throughout a whole three mile radius.
"What is this event?" Shikamaru questioned.
"If you were listening you would know that it is an obstacle course."
"Yay," Shikamaru said unenthusiastically.
"Just for that, you're first," Anko stated with a devilish smirk.
"Yay," Shikamaru repeated.
"You must rush through this obstacle course in one minute."
"Alright then. No other choice." Anko shot the gun while pointing it toward the sky. Shikamaru then ran and jumped toward the hanging ropes and swung past all of them. He then hopped on the diving board in front of him and dived into the water. He swam to the halfway point and climbed onto the canoe set there and rowed and rowed and rowed. With 15 seconds left, he climbed the ladder in front of him. Once at the top, he slid down the slide in front of him and completed the unusual obstacle course with 6 seconds to spare.
Afterwards...
Everyone had finished the unusual obstacle course and over 80 of the students who were forced to participate failed. Only a few of the students actually matter though. Neji finished with the best time of 16.02 sec. left. Sasuke in second with 15.98 seconds left. Naruto in third with 14 seconds and Hinata in fourth with 13.36 seconds. Tenten finished with 8.74 seconds left and Kai with 11.79. Ino finished with 0.66 seconds left. Akira failed because she doesn't know how to swim. Oh, and Kenji finished with 3.33 seconds left.
"So, what'd she say?" Naruto asked as Akira came out of Anko's office.
"She said that she'd let it go since I'm 'spunky and a good student'," Akira said with a sigh.
"Good. Now you just need to learn to swim," Kai stated with a smirk on his face and a bubble gum flavored sucker in his mouth.
"Whatever..."
"Well, I guess we'd better get to football practice, huh?" Neji sighed while leaning up against a wall with his arms crossed.
Dammit I'm evil for stopping there!!! It's so short and late. Don't kill me cuz I have an excuse.
School has started and my birthday passed recently and my bros. B-day just came and I'm juggling two states every week and I have way more fangirls than usual and the computer I've been using is in one state that I only come to like 2 days a week and I'm beginning to hate the world again!!!
I will make it up to you though! I will have a timeskip and add another character to this, maybe Sakura. I know but you don't. I'll start the romance and will try to add every character from Naruto to this story, most anyway.
I'm 13 now and in 7th grade!!! Till then. TTFN!
