Episode 7
Swirly: Welcome to Whose Line is it; I already mentioned who our guests tonight were on the last episode so if you didn't read it then that's too bad for you. Our first game is Sound effects; Sora and Riku will act out a scene and Donald and Goofy will make the sounds. Any suggestions?
Roxas: Have them be in the Station of Serenity (I think that's what it's called)
Swirly: Ok that should be good
Sora: Riku, where are we?
Riku: Well if you look at the floating subtitles I think that'll give us a clue
Swirly: The door is still shut; take your time don't be afraid. Now step forward can you do it?
Donald + Goofy: (make squishy sounds as Riku and Sora walk)
Sora: I think we're walking in some kind of Gackt
Gackt: (pops up)
Riku: That was random
Swirly: Ohmygosh its Gackt! Hi Gackt come sit next to me; you can co-host tonight!
Gackt: domo (sits)
Swirly: Ok guys continue the skit
Riku: Hey look a door just popped up
Sora: Let's go open it (the two push an invisible door)
Donald + Goofy: (make grunting noises)
Sora: man this thing just won't open
Riku: Sora, look a crate just popped up
Sora: (generates the keyblade) you know breaking this crate always seemed irrelevant to the rest of the game; I mean it's not like you can push and smash the heartless. (Whacks the crate)
Donald: (makes squeaky sounds each time the keyblade hits the crate)
Sora: Finally it broke; oh look a treasure chest, Riku you can open it
Riku: Oh goody! (Taps it with his keyblade)
Goofy: ping ping
Riku: I got a potion
Sora: Ok I think we can open the door now
Riku: Hey Sora
Sora: What?
Riku: If we have KEYblades, then why do we have to break crates and open chests just to get the frikken door to open?
Sora: Beats me
Swirly: 200 pts to Riku for saying what've I've been thinking since the first game came out. Our next game is let's make a date; Sora, Riku, and Gackt will be in this one, I'm asking the questions. SO bachelor number one; what're your hobbies?
Sora: (hard core anime-fanatic) umm I sit at home and watch anime and read mangas and collect the merchandise. A also like to stare at Yaone's ummm pretty face.
Swirly: Bachelor number 2, same question.
Riku: (Goth kid) I like to sit in the dark all alone, and sometimes at night I go out and kill cows (evil laugh)
Swirly: uhhh o…kay, Bachelor number 3; how about you?
Gackt: (foreign pop star) 私は歌うのを好む I like to sing
Swirly: Bachelor number one; what's your idea of the perfect date?
Sora: Umm I dunno, take her to a con I guess
Swirly: ooh I like him; number 2 same thing
Riku: Watch some horror film where everyone dies
Swirly: and number 3?
Gackt: 最初に私達は食事をする素晴らしい行く、そして私達は踊ることを行きそれから私は彼女にセレナーデを演奏するFirst we go have nice dinner, then we go dancing, and then I will serenade her
Swirly: aww that is so sweet
Donald: You mean you can understand him?
Swirly: Bits and pieces ; ok Sora; you're obviously an otaku, Riku's some goth kid, and Gackt is himself.
Sora: How'd you know?
Swirly: Simple, I'm writing the script
Riku: Isn't that cheating?
Swirly: Not really for one it's my show, and for another you guys were obvious; instead of points I'm giving you all Honey lollypops -
Sora: yay!
Riku: yummy
Gackt: Arigatou gozaimasu
Swirly: Last game is for all of us; the infamous suggestion hat, first question, worst thing to say to your blind date
Sora: you sure you don't want to stay home; you know where no one can see you?
Riku: Next to me you don't look half bad
Goofy: hahahahahahahahaahaha
Donald: You wanna pick up the bill?
Swirly: Worst pick-up line
Riku: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Swirly: Heaven must be missing an angel if you're here with me
Goofy: Gosh yer perty, uhuck
Swirly: Movies that were sellouts
Donald: Hello there kiddies, and welcome to the never ending sing-along! This is the song that doesn't end; yes it goes on and on my friend…
Riku: I'm king of the world!
Sora: Coming in 2007; Transformers the movie!
Swirly: that trailer was horrible, heh. Last one; things you'd probably hear in an AkuRoku fic…
Riku: I love you!
Sora: Oh my God I can't believe I'm gay! Or at least half of me is…
Swirly: Next time we'll have the Hallow Bastion restoration committee, till then see ya
For those of you who don't know who Yaone is, she's a character from Saiyuki who has enormous breasts.
