Episode 7

Swirly: Welcome to Whose Line is it; I already mentioned who our guests tonight were on the last episode so if you didn't read it then that's too bad for you. Our first game is Sound effects; Sora and Riku will act out a scene and Donald and Goofy will make the sounds. Any suggestions?

Roxas: Have them be in the Station of Serenity (I think that's what it's called)

Swirly: Ok that should be good

Sora: Riku, where are we?

Riku: Well if you look at the floating subtitles I think that'll give us a clue

Swirly: The door is still shut; take your time don't be afraid. Now step forward can you do it?

Donald + Goofy: (make squishy sounds as Riku and Sora walk)

Sora: I think we're walking in some kind of Gackt

Gackt: (pops up)

Riku: That was random

Swirly: Ohmygosh its Gackt! Hi Gackt come sit next to me; you can co-host tonight!

Gackt: domo (sits)

Swirly: Ok guys continue the skit

Riku: Hey look a door just popped up

Sora: Let's go open it (the two push an invisible door)

Donald + Goofy: (make grunting noises)

Sora: man this thing just won't open

Riku: Sora, look a crate just popped up

Sora: (generates the keyblade) you know breaking this crate always seemed irrelevant to the rest of the game; I mean it's not like you can push and smash the heartless. (Whacks the crate)

Donald: (makes squeaky sounds each time the keyblade hits the crate)

Sora: Finally it broke; oh look a treasure chest, Riku you can open it

Riku: Oh goody! (Taps it with his keyblade)

Goofy: ping ping

Riku: I got a potion

Sora: Ok I think we can open the door now

Riku: Hey Sora

Sora: What?

Riku: If we have KEYblades, then why do we have to break crates and open chests just to get the frikken door to open?

Sora: Beats me

Swirly: 200 pts to Riku for saying what've I've been thinking since the first game came out. Our next game is let's make a date; Sora, Riku, and Gackt will be in this one, I'm asking the questions. SO bachelor number one; what're your hobbies?

Sora: (hard core anime-fanatic) umm I sit at home and watch anime and read mangas and collect the merchandise. A also like to stare at Yaone's ummm pretty face.

Swirly: Bachelor number 2, same question.

Riku: (Goth kid) I like to sit in the dark all alone, and sometimes at night I go out and kill cows (evil laugh)

Swirly: uhhh o…kay, Bachelor number 3; how about you?

Gackt: (foreign pop star) 私は歌うのを好む I like to sing

Swirly: Bachelor number one; what's your idea of the perfect date?

Sora: Umm I dunno, take her to a con I guess

Swirly: ooh I like him; number 2 same thing

Riku: Watch some horror film where everyone dies

Swirly: and number 3?

Gackt: 最初に私達は食事をする素晴らしい行く、そして私達は踊ることを行きそれから私は彼女にセレナーデを演奏するFirst we go have nice dinner, then we go dancing, and then I will serenade her

Swirly: aww that is so sweet

Donald: You mean you can understand him?

Swirly: Bits and pieces ; ok Sora; you're obviously an otaku, Riku's some goth kid, and Gackt is himself.

Sora: How'd you know?

Swirly: Simple, I'm writing the script

Riku: Isn't that cheating?

Swirly: Not really for one it's my show, and for another you guys were obvious; instead of points I'm giving you all Honey lollypops -

Sora: yay!

Riku: yummy

Gackt: Arigatou gozaimasu

Swirly: Last game is for all of us; the infamous suggestion hat, first question, worst thing to say to your blind date

Sora: you sure you don't want to stay home; you know where no one can see you?

Riku: Next to me you don't look half bad

Goofy: hahahahahahahahaahaha

Donald: You wanna pick up the bill?

Swirly: Worst pick-up line

Riku: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Swirly: Heaven must be missing an angel if you're here with me

Goofy: Gosh yer perty, uhuck

Swirly: Movies that were sellouts

Donald: Hello there kiddies, and welcome to the never ending sing-along! This is the song that doesn't end; yes it goes on and on my friend…

Riku: I'm king of the world!

Sora: Coming in 2007; Transformers the movie!

Swirly: that trailer was horrible, heh. Last one; things you'd probably hear in an AkuRoku fic…

Riku: I love you!

Sora: Oh my God I can't believe I'm gay! Or at least half of me is…

Swirly: Next time we'll have the Hallow Bastion restoration committee, till then see ya

For those of you who don't know who Yaone is, she's a character from Saiyuki who has enormous breasts.