This is Carlisle's Point of View!!! Read and Review please!!!
"FUN SUCKER!!!"
I snarled and ran towards the noise. Did they not respect the fact that I was trying to work? "Emmett McCarthy Cullen!" I grabbed onto my blond hair, upon seeing the mess.
He frowned at the floor and looked up. Wearing his best "innocent face." Rule Number One : Emmett is never innocent! "I'm sorry?" He was going to wish he was dead (no pun intended) when Esme heard about this.
Taking a deep breath I addressed Emmett. "You broke Esme's favorite vase? " Emmett nodded meekly. This is where Rule Number Two is applied. Rule Number Two: If you don't have a death wish, don't ruin Esme's house.
"I'm so sorry!!! Please don't tell her!!!" Emmett was on his hands and knees pleading with me. Rule Number Three: Emmett always gets on his hands and knees when hes desperate. Don't spare him. He is a big Vampire. (Though I have to say, Esme can be pretty scary...)
I thoughtfully tapped my chin... Tell her now, or tell her later??? "Okay Emmett. But clean up this mess! And no X box for a month." I watched as Emmett's eyes widened in fear.
He was back on his hands and knees before I could blink. "NOO!!! PLEASE DEAR GOD!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!"
I frowned at him. "You must hold up your end of the bargain..."
He stuck out his lower lip. "But X box..."
I nodded slowly. "Yes." My voice held a note of authority. Knowing Emmett's dislike for authority, he would back down.
Emmett "humphed" and ran off to get the cleaning materials. "Edward!!" Bella yelled down the stairs. There was a random giggle and Bella came shooting past me. Edward hot on her tail, going Human speed.
Could this day get any worse? "Edward? Bella?" Edward appeared in front of me in a flash. Bella was in his arms. They looked so content together, just holding each other seemed to make them extremely happy. Thank God Jasper wasn't here... "Edward, I'm trying to work. Could you find a quieter activity?"
Edward scowled at me and nodded. "Fun Sucker..." He mumbled.
Edward carried Bella back up the stairs, randomly kissing her face or neck. Upon hearing them close his door, I returned to my office... To find Emmett there... Holding up some handcuffs...
He smirked and threw them at me. "May I inquire as to why we have... Handcuffs in your office?" He did a perfect imitation of me. British accent and all.
I pretended to frown at the handcuffs, knowing full well why they were in here. " Emmett, I've no idea why there are handcuffs in my office." I replied turning around to place the handcuffs in the trash.
Emmett chuckled. "Esme might be mad... If the shackles are gone..." Smiling triumphantly he strode over to me. "I take it at three A.M, you and Esme aren't working...Or cleaning..."
I smiled sheepishly. "Sorry?" Rule Number Four: As Cullen's we all try to keep our... Private lives... Private.
Emmett pumped the air with his fist. "I knew it!"
I was shocked to say the least. How did Emmett know anything? Emmett the boy that just about crushes Edward's fiancée every time he sees her... "How do you know?" I replied snidely. The British was definitely coming out in my speech.
Emmett 's face was solemn. "You of all people!..." He smirked. "All Cullen women are screamers..."
I shook my head in blatant disbelief as Emmett walked out of the room. Perv.
I sat back down at my desk and reopened the volume I'd closed.
"Jasper! Stop it!" Alice yelled. Oh Joy! The natives were back.
Picturing Jasper's face, he was probably smirking. I walked to the balcony. "Please!"
Suddenly I was hit by a mound of bricks... A female mound of bricks. "Oh Carlisle!" Esme buried her head in my chest. Looking down I saw Rosalie and Emmett... Reuniting on the couch.
Alice was standing in the doorway. Her hands were on her hips and Jasper was standing about a foot from her. "Come on!" Alice said.
Jasper frowned. "No! I'm not letting you get hurt..." His golden eyes were large and sincere.
Alice's fake front dropped and she jumped on Jasper. "Oh! I'm so sorry! Jazzy! How could I?" She buried her head in Jasper's shoulder.
He stroked her hair and smiled triumphantly. Looking to Emmett he pointed to their room. Emmett shook his head.
"DUDE! Thats nasty!" Edward was downstairs with Bella immediately.
Emmett straightened his clothes and gathered Bella in a bear hug. I chuckled silently. Esme pressed her lips to mine gently.
"Emmett.. Breathe." Edward grabbed Bella back and set her on her feet.
Emmett smiled. "Hows my favorite human?"
Bella smirked. "You mean the only human stupid enough to come within twenty feet of you?"
Emmett frowned. "That was mean." He nodded to Jasper. Where was Jasper?
Bella strode over to Emmett and hugged him. "I was kidding."
"Oh..." Emmett looked actually shocked.
"Jasper." I said. He appeared behind me in the next second.
"What?" He grumbled.
"Are we interrupting?" Rosalie chimed in.
Jasper nodded. "Kinda."
"Okay. We have a question..." Emmett asked.
"Here it is." Jasper threw something at Emmett. A wad of cash. Emmett waved the money in my face, and stuck his tounge out. As Jasper walked by he said one word. "Handcuffs..."
Esme frowned up art me. "Emmett." She whispered. I nodded in response. She growled.
"Want to go clean?" She asked. I smiled and nodded. Cleaning...
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