Sasori's Requiem


Chiyo: Sasori . . . Gaara will be coming to you, since he sees you as a friend. Yashamaru failed to kill him. I know this will be hard for you, but remember that this child is a monster.

Sasori: So all I have to do is kill him, right?

Chiyo: Yes, don't let your emotions-

Sasori: Shut up. I can do this, that freak is nothing to me.

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Gaara: Sa-Sasori-san! Ya-Yashamaru . . . he tried to-

Sasori: Hmm? What? Don't you know that everyone hates you? Why would you be so surprised that someone would actually try to kill you?

Gaara: Yashamaru was the only one to love me! At least . . . that's what I thought.

Sasori: You idiot, your parents loved you.

Gaara: My father was the one to send Yashamaru after me! Mother . . . mother never loved me! Everything Yashamaru said was a lie . . . mother hated me for-

Sasori: Your mother . . . never loved you? How is that . . . possible?

Gaara: Sasori-san! Help me! He's sending more assassins to kill me!

Sasori: Don't worry, Gaara . . . I'll help you fight them. You have to stay strong and fight only for yourself- no one else matters. This demon was given to you for a reason. Show those other bastards why this monster is inside of you.

Gaara: That's what Gaara means . . .

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Shinobi: Hey! That's Akasuna! Go get him, foo!

Sasori: Shit. How long will this last? I don't even help Gaara anymore, but they're still after me.

Deidara: KATSU!! Sasori no Danna! That's where you are, un! You've been gone for a week!, What are you doing, helping the Shikaku?

Sasori: I pitied him. His own parents didn't even love him.

Deidara: Well no one's parents care anymore, un.

Sasori: Exactly. That's why I'm leaving this place. It's filled with imbeciles that don't give a damn about their own children.

Deidara: Sasori no Danna, let me come with you!

Sasori: I thought you too busy PMSing, brat.

Deidara: I was acting stupid, un. Or at least I was overreacting. I have learned to respect your point of view, even if it's wrong.

Sasori: . . . fine. Just don't drag me down.

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Sasori: You have everything, brat? I think someone's trailing me.

Deidara: Yup! Only need one more thing, just wait a while!

Sasori: Well hurry up. You know I hate waiting.

Deidara: Right!

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Sasori: He's taking a long time.

Hidan: Whazzup?! Man! It's been like a week since I've seen you!

Sasori: Ugh, I've almost forgotten you too.

Hidan: You could never forget me, I'm way too great!

Deidara: Back, un!

Tobi: Hi, Sasori!!

Sasori: What the-?! Deidara, why is he here?!

Tobi: Deidara-senpai invited me to go on an adventure with you!

Hidan: An adventure? I'm fucking coming, srsly! This place is boring as fuck!

Sasori: Grr . . . no! Only Deidara's coming with me!

Tobi: I don't want Senpai to leave me!

Deidara: Danna! I'm not going, unless this freak comes with!

Sasori: Do you think I care? Ugh, fine . . . all you unessesaries can go.

All: Yay!

Sasori: I am sure that these people will drag me down.

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Okay, if you are confused. Sasori, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are leaving Suna cuz Sasori is wanted for helping Gaara. Gaara is by himself, cuz he's strong enough that he doesn't need Sasori's help.