I do not own any of the characters except: Katie, Joe, Lisa, Sarah, Leslie and Megan.
Chapter 6
Iggy's POV
Oh this is going to be fun.
We hotwired the car and drove away from the others who didn't look so shocked at us knowing how to hot wire a car but maybe just a little bit surprised at the speed, let's just say we didn't go that slow.
"Max is so going to kill us if she find out about this" Gazzy said while laughing from the passenger seat. What? I'm not going to let a 10 year old drive. That wouldn't be fun, that would be suicidal. Which I'm not just so you know. I mean why would I be? I have a HOT girlfriend, awesome home and a great family. What more do I need?
"So ice-cream or test bomb?" I asked glancing his way.
"Erm...That's a really hard question" He replied, looking like he was thinking really hard about it which made me nearly cry from laughing so much. God that little guys funny I taught him well, he will grow up to be just like me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how will the world cope with 2 of me.
"How about both" I asked knowing the answer already.
"Yeah" He exclaimed.
I glanced at the Gasman again on the way to the ice-cream shop and he looked really mischievous, which for me is usually good news because he is either thinking about a good prank, something funny or a bloody good bomb. I stopped outside the ice-cream shop and we got out. Ice-cream here we come.
Max's pov
Mom and Ella were talking to each other on the other sofa, paying no attention to me or Fang. (A/n: taking off where it stopped last chapter)
Fang leaned towards me and whispered in my ear "I like that idea" and then kissed me. It was so sweet and soft I completely forgot Mom and Ella were in the room and started to kiss back. Fang started to deepen the kiss but someone cleared their throat which made me remember that Mom and Ella were still in the room and were now staring at me and Fang.
"Hey..." I said while trying to stop my face going bright red "Did I leave that one out of the update? Ma bad" I stood up and walked out of the room as the door bell rang. Saved by the bell I thought as I went to answer it. It was Joe who had now come for Sarah.
"Sarah!" I yelled.
I walked back into Jeb's study to see her mom and Ella still staring at Fang and even though he had an emotionless mask up, I could see he was embarrassed by just looking in his eyes; I nearly doubled over laughing which earned me a surprised stare from all three of them.
"What's so funny, Max?" Ella asked still looking strangely at me, luckily Fang had recovered.
"Yeah, Max" He smirked stupid, obnoxious, smug, hot boy...so hot
"Fang was embarrassed by you staring at him" I replied smiling and as soon as I did that smirk went right off his face and he put that stupid emotionless mask back on. Score 1 for Max.
"What? How could you tell?" Mom asked looking completely stunned that Fang has emotions let alone embarrassment or showing them.
"His eyes" I answered and they still looked stunned, well Fang didn't cause his well Fang.
1 hour and 30 minutes later
Mom was trying to teach me how to bake chocolate chip cookies but it wasn't really working for her.
"Okay for the last time Max, you have to put the cookie dough on a tray before putting them in the oven or as you have seen, they go all over the shelf and all over the oven" She said pinching the bridge of her nose. What can I say? I'm not the smartest cookie when it comes to baking. Get it? Smart cookie, I'm trying to bake cookies. Okay maybe you don't. I actually remembered that I had to put on a tray this time. I was about to put them in the oven when the phone rang making me jump and throw the cookie dough all over the kitchen. Damn it.
"CAN SOMEONE GET THAT?" I yelled. No-one answered me. I knew mom was in the bathroom having a shower but where are Fang and Ella?
I went and answered the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Is this Miss Ride?" A voice from the other side in a monotone. Wow talk about having some enthusiasm.
"Err yes" I answered.
"We have your two sons, Jeff and Zack, down the police station under arrest and they need a responsible adult to sit in the questioning."
"WHAT?"
"We have your two sons, Jeff a-"
"I heard you! I just don't understand it, my sons, Jeff and Zack are at school"
"Well apparently they didn't make it to school, will you please come down to the police station Ma'm"
"I'll be 30 minutes" I said and slammed the phone down. Mother? I looked out of the kitchen window to find Fang and Ella in the garden. By the looks of it Ella is begging Fang to do something for her. Wonder what it is? Fang must of felt my gaze cause he looked up and away from Ella and made his way back into the house and over to me.
"Hey" He muttered, putting his arms around my waist. I put my arms around his neck as a response.
"You okay?" He asked kissing me on my head.
"No" I said putting my head on his chest, I took my arms from around his neck and put them around his waist instead, so I was hugging him.
"What's wrong?" He asked and starting stroking my hair. That's un-Fang. Maybe he's a clone.
"I have to go bail Iggy and Gazzy out of jail." I replied. I felt his hand stop stroking my hair but after a moment it carried on. Hey, that's kind of relaxing.
"What did they do?" He asked and he actually sounded curious.
"I don't know, they won't tell me until I go down there"
"Okay, when you going?"
"In a minute I have to change my appearance because they said I was their mom, Idiots." I answered and heard him chuckle. I pulled out of the hug and looked up at him.
"It's not funny" I exclaimed smacking him.
"Yeah, It is" He chuckled. He leaned down and kissed me. After a moment he tilted his head to deepen the kiss. Definitely not a clone. My arms went back around his neck to pull him closer. His hands went to my hips and were also pulling me closer, his tongue went into my mouth and started to massage my tongue when some stupid person cleared their throat again why can't people just give us some time alone. I pulled away from Fang and turned to see who it was. Damn, it's mom.
"Hey mom" I said putting on a smile. "How are you?"
"I was fine" She said "Please tell me I don't have to give you two the talk, it was bad enough with Ella" We both turned bright red and stepped a foot away from each other.
"NO! NO!" I exclaimed. She smiled and walked out.
"God" I signed putting my head in my hands. Fang came over and lifted my head out of my face and kissed me. After a bit I pulled away.
"I have to go bail Iggy and Gazzy out of jail."I said and of course Fang just nodded. I think I should give him a nickname like: Fangie or something. That would be hilarious. I went up to my room and changed my appearance so I looked older and went to bail stupid Iggy and Stupid Gazzy out of stupid jail.
I got out of my car and walked into the stupid police station full of stupid police officers. This is so stupid. As soon as I walked into the station I knew this was a bad idea, every police officers that were there stopped what they were doing and stared at me. Well this is uncomfortable. I walked over to the front desk.
"Erm... I got a call half an hour ago about my sons" I said but didn't really get a reaction from the guy behind the front desk because he was too busy staring at my chest instead of listening to me. I'm not even wearing something that exposes my chest.
"Helloooo" I waved my hand in front of his face and still no reaction. God is my chest that interesting. I could still feel a few guys still staring at me, well not at me more like at my ass since the guy at the desk was staring at my chest. For the love of god- my thoughts were cut short as a police officer came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder which of course me being the lovely person I am I turned around which made the front desk guy unhappy since he had to surrender the view of my chest to the other guys in the office. Poor guy. That was sarcasm just so you know.
"Hello, I'm P.C. Doyle, I was the one who called you, your sons are right this way" He said and started to walk away, after a moment I followed. Suddenly just before I was going to turn the corner out of the view of the front desk, there was a loud crash. The guy at the front desk must of being trying to follow my ass and fell of his chair. Ha that's what you get for being a pervert. All the men there were nearly on the floor laughing. Saddo's. I laughed.
"Ma'm?" Oh crap! P.C. Doyle
"Yeah...Erm...Sorry" I stuttered and continued to follow him. He led me down a corridor and to a heavily guarded door. He muttered a few words to one of the guards there and the guard turned and unlocked the door for us. He motioned for me to go through; he followed and then went in front. As I went past all the cell doors men in there were wolf whistling and looking me up and down, yelling stuff that are too perverted to even say. Doyle stopped outside of a cell door and opened the door. I looked inside to see Iggy on the bed staring into space and Gazzy sitting down in the corner staring at it with his back to me, so he didn't hear me come in neither did Iggy, he must be losing his touch.
"Are these your sons Ma'm?" Doyle asked immediately getting both of their attention. Their mouths dropped when they saw me.
"Unfortunately officer" I replied and got a nod in return.
"I'll let you have five minutes alone with them then you all will be escorted to interview room 3 okay?" We all nodded. I am going to kill them later for this. Doyle left locking the door behind him.
"Max?" Gazzy said sounding unsure.
"No, it's the Easter Bunny. What do you think? You two are in so much trouble, how could you be so stupid and irresponsible? I don't even know what you did but whatever it was you are both dead when we get home." I hissed.
"Max" They both confirmed smirking. I glared at them. Then P.C Doyle came in and told me he had to interview them and I had to be present because they were underage. 10 minutes later all 3 of us were sitting on one side of a desk facing P.C Doyle and one of his sour-faced female colleagues.
"Okay then Zack, Jeff, what exactly happened when you left for school this morning?" P.C Doyle asked both of the morons sitting either side of me. I gave them a look that told them to make this good but not to tell the whole truth because that might. . . anyway it was a very complicated look, but I think they got it, because I got a wink from Iggy.
"Ich weiß nicht was Sie besprechen." Iggy told them in German*, and then glanced at Gazzy who repeated the phrase in French. I had to bite my cheeks to restrain giggles.
"Look we have witnesses that saw you arguing with the man who owned the burger stand that you say you didn't blow up." This was the first thing that the female officer in the room had said. "I'm P.C Henderson; they usually bring me in when the offenders are underage." She said nodding as she spoke. Oh great, just what we need.
"Look, I'm sure they didn't do anything wrong, they're good kids, honestly." I was trying to defend them, but I don't think I was doing a very good job because the looks I was getting off the 2 officers while the two dipsticks beside me grinned like plonkers.
"I know you have to be here because of their age, but you are not here to defend them on a crime we know they committed." God this woman was pushy and such an ugly cow.
"Do you have any evidence to prove we done it, because when I watch these things on telly they can only hold the suspect for more than a couple of hours if they have enough evidence to show that we were the ones that actually done it." Gazzy said in one mouthful then breathed deeply.
"No we don't-"
"So you can't keep them here for any more time?" I asked, "Or I can bail them out if that suits you better and you can just give them a warning and this can be over and done with? It's up to you." I hoped that this would finally be over, we could go home, I could scold them with words, maybe a punch or worse and all this bad experience would be over.
"You can bail them out miss, if that's okay with you, and I don't think a formal warning would be suitable, just maybe a verbal one to stay out of trouble." P. said, P.C Henderson went to complain but he cut across her and told her that it was just better that way, plus it meant less paperwork.
We all left and went to the front desk to pay for their bail. I pulled out my purse from my oversized handbag and turned to the officer to pass him a credit card from my purse which was stocked with them, I just passed him the first one my hand came to without looking at the name on the credit card, cus they all had the same pin anyway so it didn't really matter. I looked around the police station while he was doing whatever he was supposed to be doing.
"Erm... Ma'm?" I heard. God can't these stupid policemen leave me alone.
"What?" I said extremely pissed off.
"Do you have any ID that proves that you are 'Jeb Batchelder'
"Erm..." CRAP!
"What?" I asked innocently, trying to act stupid. The idiot fell for it as well.
"I said Ma'm, do you have any ID that proves that you are 'Jeb Batchelder'? As it states on the card" He said again but more confidently Ooooooooooh his using his police man voice. I'm sooo scared! I'm quaking in my boots! Oh wait. I have heels on, Oh well; I'm quaking in my heels!
"I heard what you said sir. I just did not understand you" I said back to him in the same voice he used on me.
"The card you gave me says JEB BATCHELDER, Have you got any id to prove you are Jeb Batchelder" He said in a your-stupid-so-I'm-talking-really-slow-to-help-you-understand voice.
"Oh my bad, I must of given you the wrong card. Sorry" I said imitating him then snatching the card out of his hand before he could do anything. The poor guy looked so taken back it took everything I had not to laugh at him in his face even though in my mind I was laughing so hard it was actually started to hurt. I handed him another one and glared at him as he put it all through. Iggy and Gazzy found it hilarious watch the guy squirm from my glare at least they did till it turned to them. Yeah you better gulp morons, It's your fault I'm here and not at home where I don't have perverts staring at me, where I'm lovely and warm with cookies.
"There yah go Ma'm" The policeman said giving me my card back with a false smile, I took it from him and walked away, Iggy and Gazzy reluctantly following. Once we got in the car I went back to my normal self and turned around to them.
"You two are in so much trouble when we get back, you don't even want to know what I am thinking of doing to you as your punishment" I hissed. Again they gulped and nodded. When we got home I told them to block Angel and Ari out. We walked through the door to find everyone there waiting. Silence took over when we walked in.
"What did they do, Max?" Fang asked walking over to me and hugging me to calm me down. Iggy and Gazzy instantly started laughing.
"They decided it would be funny to ditch school, hot wire a car, get ice-cream and then to test a bomb on a burger stand" I replied glaring at them till they stopped with the hysterical laughing but didn't work since everyone else joined in.
"Carry on laughing while you still can because I can promise you that you won't be laughing when I'm finished with the both of you" I said in a deadly voice that shut everyone up. Wooh I should use that voice more often. I went up to my room and lay down staring at the ceiling. I don't know how long I was doing it but after a while I felt someone lie down next to me and hold my hand. Fang. I looked at him, offering him a weak smile before turning back to stare at my ceiling. I felt Fang start to stroke my hand with his thumb. It was actually quite relaxing. I'm guessing he got bored cause after a bit he turned on his side and looked at me.
"What?" I asked. He just smiled and kissed me. I turned on my side and wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him on top of me. He slipped his tongue into my mouth and put his hand either side of my head so he doesn't put too much weight on me and hurt me. I moved my hands into his hair, pulling his face closer to mine. He tilted his head deepening the kiss. Unfortunately I had to pull back to breathe. Why do people have to breathe really, it is so annoying and ruins the best kisses. He carried on kissing my neck for a bit before pulling back to breathe.
"What are you going to do to punish them?" He asked brushing his lips against mine.
"You'll have to wait and see like everyone else" I smirked before kissing him again.
* I do not know what you discuss
At least that's what I think it means.
Time jump
For the last two weeks and a half Iggy and Gazzy have been going crazy waiting for my pay back/ punishment which has been hilarious to watch."That's it! I can't take it anymore, just get us already, please" Gazzy exclaimed starting to beg and carried on and soon Iggy joined in too. This just keeps getting better and better.
"I've already got you" I said with a smug grin walking out of the room leaving them on their knees confused.
"WHAT?" Iggy yelled starting to run after me. I got to my room faster and locked the door putting my bookcase in front of it. That should slow him down. I jumped out of the window and flew to my secret hide out. I always go there when I need time to think or to just get away from everyone which makes this place as good as it is because no one knows about it. (A/N: You will find out where it is and what it looks like soon) They won't find me here. Iggy must have picked the lock and got through to see an empty room. Poor him. I sat down, thinking about how to further the punishment on Iggy and Gazzy. I have ideas like locking them somewhere and make them suffer the nudge channel, forbid them to fly, take away their bombs and bomb material but I just don't know which one to pick or if to even pick one of them. I closed my eyes and by the time I opened them it was dark which was my queue to leave and go home.
I opened the door to see Fang standing there with his arms crossed and let me tell you he did NOT look happy.
"Hey" I said quietly advancing towards him. He didn't answer. Oh crap.
"I'm sorry Fang I lost track of time" I apologised putting my arms around him and he still doesn't answer or move. CRAP. I pulled away and went to go upstairs but then Fang grabbed my arm and pulled me back to his chest putting his arms around me tightly. "I was worried" He whispered in my ear. I tried to pull away from him but he wouldn't let me. I don't know how long we stayed like that, in each other's arms. But thankfully he pulled away, I didn't mean that in a nasty way but I really want to kiss him which is really hard to do when you can't break out of his arms. I mean seriously you should see his arm muscle, let's just say wow. And now that I'm out of his arms I yanked his head down and kissed him hard and he kissed me back and it would have probably turned into a heavy make out if someone hadn't of cleared their throat. I turn my head to see who it is.
"Hey mom" I said and watched her glare at us.
"Kitchen. Now." She said quietly. I stepped away from Fang and grabbed his hand dragging him to the kitchen with me. This is not going to go well. She gestured for us to sit down at the table.
"I presume you both know about sex and all that" She started but was cut of by my protesting but she continued holding up a hand telling me to shut up" I can see that you too are getting seriously and I'm not happy about it but if you two are going to start or want to have se..se...sex" She didn't seem comfortable saying it "then I want to know about it and I want you to at least have protection."
"Mom, we're not having sex or are going to be any time soon. We've only been going out for a couple of days" I said trying to reassure her but kind of freaked out that she would think that we would be having sex after only going out for a couple of days. I am nowhere near ready to go there with Fang.
"I don't care you. I want you to have protection which means you going on birth control from tomorrow, Max. I know you probably don't want to nor do I want you to but I would rather you be protected and having sex then unprotected and having sex then coming to a couple of months later. Pregnant" She said standing up and walking away leaving me and Fang in silence. He tried to kiss me but I pulled away making him raise an eyebrow.
"What's wrong?" He said sitting back down pulling his chair closer to me.
"She's right" I whispered looking down at my hands which are in my lap. He took them and put his fingers through mine but kept them in my lap.
"About what?"
"Us, we're moving to fast. We've been going out for a couple of days and we are already making out and close to feeling each other up. You sleep in my bed and –"
"Max, I know we're moving fast but I would never push you into something you aren't ready for. I promise" he said taking my face in his hand brushing my hair out of my face.
"I know. I trust you" I whispered.
"Then what's wrong?" H e asked, his hands still holding my face.
"I just... Can we slow down please?" I begged. I mean come on I never beg. He looked down and signed moving his hands away from me. "If that's what you want." He said getting up.
"Where are you going? Are you mad?" I said following him grabbing his arm pulling him back. I wrapped my arms around his waist, hugging him close. He hugged me back and I could tell that he wasn't mad but he still didn't answer my first question. I pulled back and looked at him doing that eyebrow thing he does. I guess by doing that I must of spoke his language as he seemed to understand.
"I am, well was going to my room. To bed" He said taking his arms from around me. I nodded walking up the stairs with him and he went into his room after kissing me on the forehead Goodnight. I stared at his door for a couple of minutes before going in to my room.
4 hours later
I could not sleep. Really. It was quietly as I could I got up and went to Fang's room. He was asleep. I sat on the edge of his bed and started shaking his shoulders. He stirred and opened his eyes looking at me confused.
"Max?"
"I couldn't sleep. I miss you next to me" I whispered. He pulled his quilt back for me to get in. I lay down next to him with my back against his chest. He put his arms around me and pulled the quilt back over us. Within seconds of putting my head down on his pillow I fell asleep.
Morning
I woke up and Fang wasn't next to me. I looked around his room for him but then figured he was downstairs with the others since I can smell bacon. I love bacon. I went downstairs and found everyone already down there except for Nudge who was still sleeping. I walked over to Fang who was standing up against the counter and kissed him once he pulled away I wrapped my arms around him, hugging him. I stayed like that for a while before pulling away from him and smiling at him. I sat down to eat avoiding eye contact with my mom. As soon as I finished my breakfast, it started.
"Where were you yesterday?" - Ella
"Why didn't you come back?" – Angel
"Are you still mad?" – Gazzy
"What did you mean yesterday, when you said that you already got us?" - Iggy
