A/N: Chapter seven here. ENJOYZ NOWSZZZ! End A/N
We arrived at the library. Twilight began to open the door, but I stopped her.
"Wait, I can do this." I stated.
"No! You're not kicking down the door again." Twilight replied.
"I'm not doing that."
"Then what are you doing?"
I proceeded to walk up to the door, time beginning to slow down.
"FALCOLWN..."
"What are you-"
"PAWNCH!" I shouted, punching the door and causing it to fly off it's hinges.
"Jakar! What the buck!"
"I'm punching it down." I replied, putting on a top hat for some reason I had.
"Ugh, darnit. Now I gotta fix the door, again." Twilight responded.
We both proceeded to walk inside the house.
"Twilight! Princess Celestia replied to your letter!" Spike called out, running up to Twilight with the letter.
"Thank you Spike." Twilight replied, taking the letter from him by magic.
Twilight proceeded to read the letter to herself. Meanwhile, I went over to Spike.
"Spike." I said to him.
"Um, what?" Spike asked.
"Give me a vacuum of space."
"What is that?"
"Space."
"Space? You mean like outer space?"
"Myspace. Haha! What a failed site."
"I don't get what you're trying to-"
"Express Gate."
"What about an Express Gate?"
"Chuck Norris."
"Ah forget it. Trying to understand you is like trying to understand Twilight's explanations." Spike said, walking off.
"You are weak, Spike! You will never stop the matrix!"
"Ugh, you have got to be kidding me." Twilight suddenly said. I proceeded to look over to her.
"Eh?"
"Princess Celestia estimated it'll be about a week before she finds and masters the spell to put you back where you came from." Twilight stated.
"Andso?"
"I have to deal with YOU for an entire week!"
"Awut?"
"Look, it's starting to get late. It's already 7:00 PM. You should go to bed now. I have one upstairs." Twilight said.
I proceeded to take off my top hat for no reason while looking at Twilight in the eye.
"...Aren't you going to say something?" Twilight asked.
"Gamestop. HAHAHAHA! PtfhhahahahahaHAHAHA! OH my fucking god PthHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What...?"
"You don't get it. Now BUY ME SOMETHING!"
"No. Now go to bed. It's 7:00."
"Seven? Seven ball of a pool table!"
"Jakar. Go to- ah forget it." I suddenly began to float.
"Ey! You maggot! Now get down and gimme 50!"
"It seems I can't tell you to do anything." Twilight said to herself, walking upstairs with me levitating up them.
"Twilight." I said.
"What." Twilight replied, seemingly un-interested.
"Put me down. And I will give you, the antidote."
"The antidote to wha..." She suddenly passed out.
"Heh, thank you Captain Crunch!" I stated.
'No problem matey!' Was heard in my head.
I proceeded to pick up Twilight and throw her on one of the beds.
'Now to find the space.' I proceeded to go down-stairs.
"Hey, where is Twilight?" Spike asked as I walked down.
"She's inside a helmet." I replied.
"What...? Ugh, forget it." Spike responded, walking back into the room.
I proceeded to run up into one of the walls. I jumped through it, landing in empty space.
'Now I need to get the bucket.'
I went through the blackness, until I got the bucket. I proceeded to see Pinkie Pie.
"Jakar?" She asked, looking at me.
"Cupcakes!"
"Yaay!"
We proceeded to have a short party. Afterwards I jumped back through the wall into the library, with the bucket and a few cupcakes. Spike proceeded to walk into the room.
"Where did you get all of that?" Spike asked in confusion.
Upon realizing it, I had no idea what the fuck I just did.
"Five years ago, in the-"
"Forget it. Not even going to get involved." Spike interrupted, walking back into the other room.
I proceeded to go back upstairs. I placed the cupcakes next to Twilight, and shoved the bucket under the bed for no apparent reason.
I proceeded to go into the bed, taking off one of my shoes and tieing it to my forehead for an unknown reason. I then layed down and eventually fell asleep.
A/N: Chapter seven over. Probably not that much memorable moments, but damnit. Next chapter has Lyra Heartstrings, and all her humany stuff. End A/N
