TinyFox2: Honestly I really don't mind a rant. And Osana is .-.. . ... -... .. .- -.
It's in morse code to avoid spoiling it for others.
Friday, 7:00
Alright, I think I dealt with everything. There's absolutely no way Senpai will accept Osana's confession under the cherry tree at 5:30. And I guess I'll watch, cause I have nothing better to do in the meantime.
Or do I?
Let's see… Megami is probably looking for me, and if she reveals my true self, I'm dead meat. But I can't enter the Student Council room without a key, and not even Info-Chan has one. Luckily, there's no way she has enough evidence to convince the school. But I still need to do something about her, she can still throw a spanner into my plans. And I have no idea what to do. Great.
Perhaps if I'm clever, I can stay out of her sights. She can't even call the other members by their names. I'm starting to think she let them on the council because they're too dumb to question her orders.
In the student council room…
"We have to get rid of her, no doubt about it!" Megami said, pointing to the picture of Ayano.
"You know that there's no real proof she did it? You're just working off a bad hunch." Red pointed out.
"Shut up, Red! Does anyone have any ideas?"
"What if we framed her for something? It would be easier than trying to catch her in the act," said Blue.
"Not a bad idea. Now forget about it. I think we should use the delinquents to our advantage."
"Why? Matter of fact, why do we even have delinquents?"
In the counselor's office.
My name is Genka Kunihito. I am the guidance counselor at Akademi high. I have been tasked with reforming a group of students known as the delinquents. I'm recording this so this information may be useful to others in my line of work. You see, the delinquents weren't always like this. they used to be a small group of bullied students who were suffering constant abuse at school and at home. Back then, my policy was that the student had to provide evidence before I could take disciplinary action. But this was a mistake, the bullying just wouldn't stop for them. One day, Osoro showed up and some of the other students threatened her. The details are fuzzy, but I know that she fought them all off. She took a coat from one of them as a trophy, she's still wearing it right now. It just so happened that the group of bullied students saw her, and witnessed her accomplishment. To them, she was their proof that they could fight back against tormenters. That violence was the solution to their problems. And then the students started acting like her, carrying weapons, styling their hair, purposefully disobeying rules, being late to class, scaring other students, and acting mean and unfriendly. Naturally, the bullying stopped, but they still remain like this to this day. Other students started fearing them and avoiding them, and they were given the title of "the delinquents". They didn't seem to care, being feared and hated seemed a lot better than being harassed and bullied.
The headmaster wanted to expel them for being a negative influence, but I stopped him. I agreed to take ten weeks to reform them. if I succeed, they won't be expelled. If I don't, I lose my job. I intend to suspend Osoro tomorrow for attacking a student named Ayano Aishi. She'll be gone for four weeks, long enough to reform the delinquents. It's my fault they're like this. I have to fix it.
Speaking of which, I wonder what the headmaster is thinking now…
Headmaster's office
Principle Kucho walked around his office, packing things into a box. He sighed, nine more weeks and he would retire. Genka would be the new headmistress, he had no doubt that she would do a great job. Though, if she doesn't reform the delinquents in time, then he'll have to settle with one of the other teachers. And if any more strange occurrences happen, then his prestigious school will shut down for good. He looked at the picture of himself on his desk, remembering when he first opened his school. He was so optimistic and happy, and he loved each and every one of his students.
Although Ryoba Aishi was a little strange. He wondered what she was up to…
Aishi Household
"I'm so glad…" Toma said to himself, drinking his tea. During Ayano's childhood, he was always worried about her. She never cried, or smiled, or showed any kind of emotion. He would try everything to make her happy, but nothing worked. His wife would constantly reassure him that Ayano would be normal one day, but he never believed her until now.
"Thinking about Ayano?" his wife asked him. Toma smiled.
"I should have listened to you. You were right about her all along."
"You only did the normal thing for you to do. And I must admit, the knife was going a bit overboard."
They both laughed.
"I wonder, how did you know?" asked Toma.
"It's a family trait, I was just like her until…"
"Until what?"
"Until I met you!" She smiled.
"I don't think I'll ever forget it." Toma thought for a moment. "Wait, does that mean that… no, that's ridiculous."
"You mean, Ayano's found a boy she likes?"
Toma spat out his tea, much to Ryoba's surprise.
"You really need to stop drinking so many liquids."
Although, I wonder what Ayano's doing now?
Back to Ayano.
I snuck behind the tree, watching Senpai eat his lunch. I hope someday we'll share a meal!
Ayano: There he is, my one and only Senpai
He's my future boyfriend he just doesn't know it yet
Osana's not a problem
And I have been really longing
Cause I know we're corresponding lovers.
Him… and I
Every day, I snap a pic of Senpai
I could sit and look at them for hours at a time
His eyes, his hair, I tend to stare
It's crazy and yet I don't care
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine
Sure I was real mad at Osana first, but she's actually quite nice
But anyone gets close to my Senpai, and I put them through a vice
I know how to clean up a body, or at least dump it in the trash
Senpai could never love her because we're such a perfect match!
Everywhere that he goes
I'll be there and he won't know
Am I mad? maybe so
OH MY GOSH, I FOUND HIS CLOTHES!
Then I'll make him agree
he's my blushing boy to be
because friends aren't something that I need
Senpai notice me!
Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai
Then again, I hooked her up with Riku earlier
I still don't have to hurt her, I could frame her for a murder
And Musume's kidnapping for some fun… I think?
Anyone who flirts with my senpai gets my cell-phone shoved up their skirt
Talking to my senpai is not an option unless you want to be hurt
Gotta admit it's not that easy to hide my trusty sharp knife
I am not a killer or psycho, I am senpai's future WIFE
Is this fate? is this stress?
Is this Yandere deress?
Or obsession?
Inception?
It's anybody's guess!
All I know is this school's
Full of murder making tools
it's uncanny but handy for me
Senpai drank this drink (Lemonade I think)
Senpai ate this fruit (Just a bite or two)
Senpai blew his nose (That's a little gross)
Senpai wore this bathing suit!
Senpai called this phone (I just took her phone)
Senpai shaved his hair (THAT IS NOT FROM THERE)
Senpai wrote his note (What was that he wrote?)
Senpai wore this underwear!
Don't you wave, don't you stare
don't you act like you don't care
Touch my senpai I swear
I will MAUL YOU LIKE A BEAR
I'm not weird or a creep
Though I watch my senpai sleep
I'm not lovesick I just want to see
SENPAI NOTICE M-
"Hi Ayano," said Kokona. I jumped in surprise. "Oh, did I interrupt your musical number?"
"It's fine. What are you doing here?"
Kokona blushed for a moment.
"I'm going to meet Riku here in a moment."
Oh right, him.
"Oh, okay." I started walking off. "Say, are you into him?"
Kokona turned red.
"I… think. Maybe?" She stared off into the distance with a dreamy expression "He's like the perfect guy for me, smart, kind, and we have so much in common!" she sighed.
"Well, hope your date goes well!" I winked.
I chuckled and checked my watch. It was 5:15. It's time to see if my plan worked.
Akademi High, enchanted Cherry Tree.
Apparently, there's a legend, that if you confess to a boy under a cherry tree on a Friday when the petals are falling, then they are guaranteed to accept your love. It's actually the idea behind a game called Cherry Blessing that… I have not spent countless hours trying to get the better ending like some otaku. Cause I'm not an otaku. I'm not.
Senpai ran up to the tree, panting. While he was catching his breath, Osana walked out from behind it.
"Osana?" Senpai wondered. "You put that note in my locker?"
"You… You kept me waiting." Osana nervously looked down. "Listen up okay! I have something important to tell you…"
"What is it?"
Oh great, she's gonna start monologuing. I meant it's in every single anime that… I have not watched. Boy and girl standing under a tree, girl gives a heartfelt speech about how much she loves him, boy either accepts or rejects, you get the idea. I mean, I'm probably gonna do this with Senpai when I confess, but I really don't need to see it…
"I like you! Will you be my boyfriend?!" Osana blurted out.
Oh. Not what I was expecting…
Kasomo-Kun! Kasomo-kun!
That's not my name Midori, it's Firelord.
This isn't the same confession as in the game! Why not use the real one? It's much more romantic.
I'm saving that for later. Hint: 滞納 girl
Oh, that makes sense. And Kasomo is what you get if you put your name through google translate!
Oh, that also makes sense.
"Osana…" Senpai looked stunned for a moment. Wait, is he going to accept? "To tell you the truth…
I just don't think we're right for each other."
Oh, thank heavens!
Osana gasped. Good grief, she's gonna start crying.
"Actually, you know what, that's fair," she said. Okay, I was wrong twice today.
Senpai sighed in relief.
"Oh thank heavens! I thought you were gonna start crying or something," he said. That makes two of us. Forever.
"Crying? What do you take me for Senpai? Some dumb lovestruck tsundere?"
"Um… well…"
"For the record, I think it's best if we don't talk about this." You know, Osana's taking this surprisingly well.
"You know, you're taking this surprisingly well…"
Oh my gosh, we are soulmates!
Osana giggled.
"Honestly, I don't know why I didn't abandon this plan the moment I lost interest in you!"
"What?"
"Romantically, I mean. It sorta felt like that's where this relationship was going…" Osana looked thoughtful for a moment. "Though, it sorta faded around three days ago. I wonder why."
"So… that's it? We're still friends, right?"
"Of course! And I promise I won't make this awkward in the slightest!"
The two friends laughed for a while. It's kinda sweet… almost makes me feel bad for making him reject her.
But I've won! Senpai is all mine. This was actually a lot easier than I thought!
Although, that still leaves one question… what happened three days ago that would make Osana lose interest in Senpai?
Kinda obvious if you think about it.
