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A/N: This chapter is once again femme-slash filler. It has no real importance to the plotline or anything else relevant to the fic. It is here just to fill some space, and possibly milk a few more reviews.


From the Floppy Called Subversive
By; Smurf

Chapter Six: In Which Tenten And Temari Come to Terms With Each Other

Tenten wanted more than anything to strangle the authoress of this particular fic, and then use her body as a training dummy, upon which she would practice her already perfect aim. How could Smurf do this to her? Sure the coffee loving, Oreo-addict had assured her that she had only done what she had done because the script of the next chapter required it, but Tenten didn't believe that. Nope, she didn't believe it, not one little bit, because she knew the truth.

Smurf liked Temari better than her!

Tenten was seething as she watched Smurf write the sand siblings into the fic. It was because Temari had bested her in the Chuunin exams all those many years ago. She just knew it! No matter how much the stressed out typist denied it, Tenten knew the truth.

Temari was looking over Smurf's completed version of the fic, helping the typist to correct and or tweak anything that needed it. She was also trying to avoid Tenten. Some how she just didn't like the idea of Smurf and Tenten getting to spend time alone with each other. If that happened then Tenten might become Smurfs friend, and that would just be bad. Tenten was NOT allowed to be left alone with Smurf!

Smurf was becoming aggravated at the two kunouchi, and had decided that she would put an end to it right then and there. She needed the sand siblings in Konoha for the next chapter (plus it gave her an excuse to finagle some alone time with her favorite puppet master) and she couldn't very well have two of the more minor characters in this fan fiction at each others throats because they were jealous of one another.

Smurf did the first thing that came to mind. She hit the 'create new document' icon, and rapidly began to type out a hastily put together Tem/Ten one-shot drabble/ brain-fart. Before either of the nin's had realized what was going on the sneaky authoress saved the document to disc, and thusly avoided a probable disaster by turning the bickering rivals into a fluffy shoujo-ai couple.

Within seconds of the document being saved Temari and Tenten realized how perfect they were for one another and headed off to do what ever it is couples do when they finally realize the depth of their feelings for each other.

Gods, how Smurf loved the fan-fic universe and all of the freaky laws that came along with it!


End Chapter!
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