Sayori had not stopped crying since Naris told her that Istvan had been executed. Rinda and Remus just couldn't bear to see their sister be so miserable. "Sayoir, what's wrong." Rinda asked.

Sayori stopped crying for a moment. She knew that they would be able to talk to their parents to stop any further troubles, "Rinda, Remus, Naris has done something horrible."

"There, there. Now, let's see if we can make everything better."

Although the Cave of Wonders had been destroyed, one of its caverns still remained. Thanks to this, our heroes were able to live. Istvan was still KO'd from his fall, but both carpet and Suni were nudging him to wake him up.

"Ugh… Guys, what happened?" was Istvan's first response.

The carpet pointing upwards to show Istvan that the entrance to the Cave had been sealed over.

"Oh, that two faced, son of a jackal." Istvan said angrily, shaking his fist in the air. He quickly went from anger to disappointment. "Well, whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp."

"Now I wouldn't say that." Both Istvan and carpet looked at Suni in confusion that is until she pulled the lamp out from behind her back.

"You hairy thief."

"I try."

"I don't see what's so important about this thing." Istvan said, taking the lamp from Suni. The carpet looked as if he was going to laugh. They would soon find out. "Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out."

To try and read the lamp's writing better, Istvan started rubbing away dust on the lamp. To his surprise, the lamp began to glow green and shake until fireworks erupted from the spout. Finally, yellow smoke emerge from the spout and took form. The form the smoke took was of a man who looks like a warrior. His head was like a leopard while the leg of his body was human. His legs had been replaced by a yellow wisp. His name was Guin.

"OWWW!" was the first thing Guin said before a cracking noise was heard. Guin recoiled in pain as he grabbed his neck. "Ten thousand years can leave such a pain in the neck. Hang out for a moment while I unwind." Guin picked Istvan off the ground and hung him in midair. Guin proceeded to pull his head off and spin around and around and around before slamming his head back into place.

Istvan was pulled to the ground by Suni and carpet as they all stared at the magical being, Istvan and Suni in confusion and carpet in amusement. Guin's legs transformed into a wisp, a microphone on the end. "Does it feel god to be out here! Hey, it's great to be back folks. What's your name? Where ya' from?"

"Uh, Istvan." Istvan said into the microphone, a little unsure about what's going on.

"Istvan, I like that." Guin said happily as a neon sign with Istvan's name on it. "Hey, I realized that you don't have a last name, but that doesn't matter. Who knows, maybe someone can make you a hero of justice for a show." With that, Guin turned himself into a TV set playing an anime called The Guin Saga.

"I think I hit my head harder than I thought." Istvan said.

"You and me both." added Suni.

A knocking noise was heard. Everyone looked up at the TV to see Guin knocking on the screen. "I got a question: Do you smoke? Mind if I do?"

The TV was engulfed in a puff of smoke, reverting back into Guin. The puff had actually burned Suni slightly from how close he was. "Oh, sorry monkey girl. Didn't mean to singe the fur." Guin then focused on carpet. "Hey rug man, ain't seen you in a while. ¿Qué tal?"

Carpet flew up and used his body to do a secret best friend hand shake with Guin's giant hand.

Guin then went back to talking with Istvan when it dawned on him… "You know, you're a lot shorter than some of my past masters, either that or I'm getting bigger." Guin grabbed his gut and shook it out making him look fat. "Tell, me carpet, do I look any bigger to you?"

Now Istvan was really confused. "Wait a minute, I'm your master?"

Guin slammed a graduation cap on Istvan's head and handed him a diploma. "That's right, the boy can be taught. What do you wish of me, the…" Guin made his shirt vanish and made himself incredibly muscular, somewhat resembling Arnold Schwarzenegger, "ever-impressive,…" Guin then reverted to normal, but was trapped in an invisible box, "the long contained,…" Guin broke his box and held up a ventriloquism dummy version of himself and spoke through it, "the sometimes mimicable,…" Guin disposed of the dummy, "but never duplicate…" Guin duplicated himself into numerous clones, each one saying the same thing, "duplicate, duplicate, duplicate, duplicate…" One of the Guins, probably the original, stood before the others with a spotlight shining on him, "Guin, Genie of the Lamp!"

The main Guin turned into Ed Sullivan, who the other Guin applauded. "Right here, direct from the lamp. Here for your every wish fulfillment. Thank you."

"Wish fulfillment?" Istvan questioned. First this guy says Istvan his master, now he's telling him he grants wishes, all the while being a complete goof. Are there hidden cameras or something?

"Three wishes to be exact." Guin said, holding up three fingers and having his clones vanish. "And ix-nay the wishing for more wishes, or else there would be no end to this, so yeah that's it…" Guin transformed into a slot machine, each slot getting an image of his face, jackpot, "three…" The prize turned out to be three miniatures Guin wearing sombreros, each said in order, "Uno, dos, tres,…" Mask, in the form of Groucho Marx, walks by saying, "No substitutions, exchanges, or refunds." Finally a duck version of Guin fell down on a string; in his bill was a sign that read "refund."

"Now I know I'm dreaming." Istvan muttered to Suni, still not believing what was right in front of him.

Guin had overheard what Istvan said and had an amused look on his face as music played from no where. "Master! I don't think you know what you have on your hands here. So why don't you and your friends ruminate, while I illuminate the possibilities." Guin used his powers to place Istvan, Suni, and carpet on a rock as he began to sing.

Guin: Well Marus had them forty thieves
Marius had a thousand tales

On "forty," a thief named Marus and his 40 thieving friends sprang out of Guin's hands and surrounded Istvan, preparing to slice and dice him.

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails

As it looked like Istvan was done for, Guin had his head and arms come out Istvan's collar and sleeves and beat the daylights out of Marus and his men.

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp

Istvan was placed into a boxing corner while Guin gave him a shoulder rub, Suni sprayed water in his mouth, and carpet fanned him with a towel. Guin, after a moment, flew off to the side, turning himself into a large firework. When he lit his own fuse and went flying, Suni and carpet had to dodge the incoming blasts.

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub my lamp and I'll say

Guin zoomed into his lamp, which levitated before Istvan. Guin came out the top, grabbed his hand, and made him rub the lamp, before coming out as a muscular giant.

Mister Istvan, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Guin transfigured his outfit into a waiter's uniform. He placed Istvan at a table and wrote down something on a notepad as if taking his order for a meal.

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'

Guin placed a tray down on the table before Istvan with a, appetizing turkey on it. However, the turkey turned into Guin's head, with the drumsticks as his neck.

C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

Guin, back to normal, or as normal as he can get, duplicated into four. Each duplicate was taking care of Istvan in a different way: a haircut, a shave, a massage, and a foot rub.

You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Guin placed Istvan on a throne surrounded by gold and treasures. Suni and carpet were willing to fan Ben as if he really were a king. Guin pulled a cup out and tapped it, resulting in an avalanche of baklava. Istvan however resurfaced on a towering column with a tray of food on it.

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Istvan fell off "column A" and landed on a column, "column B," made entirely of food. He fell again and was about go splat on the ground, until Guin created a giant pillow for him to land on.

Guin followed up by sticking his tongue out in the shape of a staircase and a miniature version of Guin came dancing out with two living hands floating next two him.

Right Hand: Wah ha ha!

Guin: Oh my!

Left Hand: Wha ha ha!

Guin: No no!

Both Hands: Wha ha ha!

Guin: Na na na! Wakatuchepa! POW!

Guin to his head off, duplicated it and began juggling all the heads.

Can your friends do this?

Guin threw all the heads over to Istvan who began juggling them just like Guin. What's more, Guin helped him spin one on his finger.

Do your friends do that?

Guin body morphed into a magician's top hat, a hand reached in and pulled out a rabbit with a leopard head.

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

The Guin-rabbit then turned into a dragon.

Can your friends go, poof?

Guin-dragon breathed flames, which turned into three beautiful women.

Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

Guin ripped himself in two and all the beautiful women disappeared.

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

A miniature Guin appeared in front of Istvan's face, his jaw completely slack and eyes literally bugging out of his head. His face fixed itself as he turned and dived in a praying motion.

You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires

A large contract with Guin's face appeared and shook Istvan's hand (weird I know). The Guin-contract pulled him into its paper body. Guin's head popped out of the contract and used an arm to unfurl it and free Istvan, although spinning dizzily.

I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Guin, back to "normal," stopped Istvan from spinning. He then grabbed at Istvan' ear and pulled an incredibly long list out. Guin used this list to shine his shoe in a rubbing manner.

Mister Istvan, sir, have a wish or two or three

The three beautiful women from before reappeared, one of them caught Istvan's attention. The two were about to kiss...

I'm on the job, you big nabob

Unfortunately for Istvan, the women turned out to be Guin. Istvan was so disgusted, he pulled his tongue out of his mouth and began wiping it in disgust.

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Guin summoned up a group of dancing elephants.

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Guin summoned up a group of dancing camels.

You ain't never…had a…FRIEND…LIKE…ME

Guin summoned up mountains of treasures, a castle, bands, hundreds of partiers, and whatever else you would want if you were rich. Guin began dancing around like a complete fool while everyone else enjoyed his magic. Istvan sat being praised as a king, Suni was swimming in the piles of gold, and carpet danced with the performing animals from earlier.

You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

When the song ended Guin spun like a tornado and sucked up all of his magical creations. His wisp spelled out "applause," something no one supplied. Istvan was just too shocked to respond, Suni was annoyed at the loss of all the treasure she had, but carpet was clapping for Guin.

"Well this just isn't fair." Suni said, referring to how Guin even took away the gold she put in her cape.

Guin decided to ignore Suni and went back to Istvan, "So master, what will it be?"

"So, wait, I can wish for anything, and you'll make it happen?" Istvan asked.

"Uh, almost." Guin said, mimicking William F. Buckley. "There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos." Guin had a dozen fingers on one hand.

"Such as?" Istvan questioned.

"Well, I already told you no wishing for more wishes, but also I can't kill anyone." Guin did a neck slicing motion and his head fell off. "So don't ask."

"Never was, and never will as long as you don't do that again." Istvan said.

"Okay, rule number two, I can't make people fall in love with others, so don't expect me to wear a diaper and shoot people with arrows." Guin placed his head back on and lay down on the ground. "Rule number 3..." Guin raised himself up as a zombie, his clothes and skin decaying. "I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. Even if I could do, don't make me." Istvan felt like barfing from the disgusting sight. Fortunately, GUin became flesh again. "But other than that, you got it." Guin bowed in respect to Istvan.

Istvan and Suni thought it over a moment before exchanging a glance and smiling. They had an idea.

"Hey Suni, remind me, what does proviso mean?" Istvan asked.

"I think it means limitations." Suni said.

"What, limitations? On WISHES?" Istvan said, acting shocked. Guin looked up at Istvan. "Some all-powerful genie, he can't even bring back the dead." Guin was not pleased to hear this.

"Meh, I've seen better. Come on Suni, I think we'll need to find our on way out." Istvan and Suni got up to leave, but a giant foot came down in their path.

Both looked up to see Guin, with legs instead of a wisp, towering over them. "EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? DID YOU RUB MY LAMP? DID YOU WAKE ME UP? DID YOU BRING ME HERE? AND YOU'RE WALKING OUT ON ME? I DON'T THINK SO. NOT RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WISHES SO SIT DOWN!"

Istvan and Suni sat down on top of carpet calmly. Guin zoomed down and sat next to them. " In the event of an emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, everywhere." Guin said, growing more arms for each "here." His arms then shrunk so that he only had hands. "Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet at all times because we're out of here!" Guin yelled as the group shot out of the Cave of Wonders and flew through the night sky over the desert.