Title: Letter adventures

Author: Khorale

Chapter: 7, Bunnies!

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor & Adventure

Character(s): Voldemort, somebody

Pairings: none at the moment

Reviews: 13/81

Words: 128

Disclaimer: If I own Harry Potter, I'd be RICH!

Summery: Watch as Voldie juggle the responsibilities of death eaters, letters, and visits from the author all at once! Slight Voldie OOC (out of character)

Author's note: yo! Sorry for the late update! Yesterday and today I couldn't get on Fanfiction net no matter WHAT I tried. It was very annoying.


Dear Voldie-moldy

You seem pretty good at giving advice so here goes.

My best mate is a werewolf and his girlfriend just broke-up with him, because of this he has refused to drink the wolfsbane potion and insists on walking around as a wild wolf.

Do you know what he is like as a wild wolf!

He goes around killing bunnies(Gasp).

Bunnies, sweet and innocent bunnies that are cute and fluffy and innocent. You have to help me I mean think about the bunnies (over-dramaticly said)

From I-am-not-telling-you-my-name-stalker

P.S Bunnies!


Dear I-am-not-telling-you-my-name-stalker

Use a gun. Though Avada Kedavera would do better.

-Voldemort