Ok this chapter seems more fun to me. There are time skips in this chapter so you'll probably need to pay more attention. I was gonna release this later but I figured, oh well! Anywho, on with the show!

Disclaimer: I do not own That 70s Show. Eric would've been in Season 8! And no, I would've still kept Randy. Save for bad acting, which season 8 had a lot of, I actually liked the character.

Chapter 7: What the Hell?

Hyde finally got up from his bed and wandered upstairs. Red and Kitty were just finishing breakfast. When he asked about Eric, Red just said he went for an early morning walk. While Kitty glared at Red, Hyde just shrugged it off. He ate breakfast quickly before he went over to Donna's. He knew he would have to start planning early to help Donna get back together with Eric. Damn. He did not like playing cupid.

Hyde went through the Forman's driveway and to the back of the Pinciotti's. He knocked on the backdoor once when Bob answered.

"Hey there Steven! How are ya this morning?" Bob cheerfully asked.

"Umm...I'm good. Hey is Donna here?" Hyde was a little shook up by Bob's enthusiasm. It was still way too early for that in Hyde's mind.

"Oh yeah. She's just getting dressed. Come on in," Bob stepped aside the door frame to let Hyde walk in.

Hyde stepped into the middle of the kitchen when Bob pulled one arm over his shoulder. Hyde jumped a little when Bob started whispering to him.

"Now Steven can you do me a personal favor? Its about Donna," Bob waved his finger in front of Hyde's face. "Can you watch out for Donna?"

Hyde looked at Bob through his sunglasses. "Don't you think you should be asking Forman this question?"

Bob shook his head. "No. Listen, I'm worried she's gonna do something and I want you to promise to protect her for me."

Before Hyde could say anymore, Donna's voice entered the kitchen.

"Do I really have to wear this dad? It looks so stupid," Donna said as she walked into the kitchen. She instantly saw Hyde. "Oh, Hyde."

Hyde's entire body, mind, and soul paused when he saw Donna walk through the kitchen door. When she walked in, it was almost like she was in super sexy slo-mo mode like in Charlie Angels. She was dressed up in a school girl outfit. She was wearing the most pure white blouse that you could practically see the outlines of her bra. He glanced down but no reprieve there, Hyde silent thanked god for that. She wore a plaid skirt that went down to her knees and she socks almost up to her knees.

"Woah, Donna," Hyde's eyes opened as wide as his smile, "Nice costume."

Bob let go of Hyde. "Its not a costume. I'm sending her to catholic school, Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow," Bob grinned. He thought his little girl looked so cute in her uniform.

Hyde's thought wasn't that Donna looked cute. No. She looked damn fine in that uniform. Catholic school? Hyde would really HAVE to thank god this time. Hell, if Eric didn't want her, Hyde might try to go after her again.

"Hyde, stop gawking. I knew it this looks weird on me," Donna fidgeted a bit. "I'm gonna go change."

"NO!" Hyde reached his hand out to stop Donna. Realizing he said that too loud, he coughed, as if to clear his throat. "Uh, no. I mean, it looks good on you."

Donna smiled at that. "Really? I feel weird in it."

Bob shared Hyde's smile. "Nah. You look great in it. I'll leave you two kids alone."

Bob walked out of the kitchen. Yeah, Hyde may just do a good job protecting his little girl.

Hyde barely noticed Bob leave. Donna, on the other hand, was just about to laugh at her friend. "You done drooling yet?"

Hyde raised a fist to his mouth and coughed in it. "Donna, you have got to go show Eric this."

Donna looked scared at the idea. "Are you kidding me? I can't let Eric see me in this. Its too weird."

Hyde shook his head. "No man its perfect. He won't stand a chance with you like that. Trust me. Let's go find him."

When Donna smiled at hearing this, Hyde wasn't sure if he stood a chance much longer holding himself back.

As Hyde and Donna entered the Forman's driveway, Hyde groaned.

"Wait. Oh crap, I forgot. Eric's not here right now," Hyde mentally hit himself for forgetting.

"What? Where is he then?" Donna looked at him incredulously.

"Red said he went out for a walk early this morning."

Donna looked around. "And he took the Vista Cruiser?"

Hyde looked and noticed that Vista Cruiser was indeed missing. He scratched his head. "Maybe he went to the Hub?"

"Where else would he go?" was the thought in both of their minds.

Donna thought of the other place. "What if he's with that slut right now? C'mon Hyde, lets go," Donna said as she went over to where Hyde's car was parked.

As he followed Donna, Hyde had to admit, he didn't mind the view.

...

Shortly after Hyde and Donna left, Eric's Vista Cruiser pulled into the driveway. Jackie and him got out of the car and headed inside through the screen door. Red was still reading his paper at the kitchen table.

"Damn it all. One kid leaves and the other comes back. Don't you kids have something better to in the summertime?" Red complained.

"Not really," Eric shrugged.

"Anyway, I'm taking off to work right now," Red pointed to Eric. "You better behave yourself." He then turned to Jackie, "And you, watch out for him. He can be a dumbass."

"Just couldn't leave without calling me a dumbass, could ya dad?" Eric smirked.

"Its how I start off a good day," Red smiled as he left.

Kitty rushed through the kitchen door. "Sorry sweetie, I'm late. You have a good day," Kitty kissed Eric's cheek. She passed by them and joined Red in the car as they took off.

"Hmm...Well then..." Eric grabbed Jackie by the shoulder and smiled. "My parents are gone. Hyde's not here. We have the house to ourselves. What to do, what to do, what to do?"

"Well, its too early to go to your room, so maybe we could go to the basement?" Jackie suggested giggling.

"You are the best girlfriend ever!" Eric yelled out.

They both ran downstairs in a hurry.

...

Donna slammed the door to the El Camino. "Dammit, he wasn't at the Hub! He wasn't at the store with that slut! How do you not know where she lives?"

"Hey, easy with door!" Hyde ran outside his car to go on the other side to check the door. "And why would I know where she lives? I'm not doing her. Forman is."

Donna glared at him. "Well, where could he be then Hyde?" Donna impatiently tapped her foot. "For all we know he could making out with that Slurpee Slut right now!" Donna curled her fists into balls. "I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"Woah, calm down there man," Hyde got up from checking his car. "Look, the Vista Cruiser is back in the garage. He probably came back already. Let's just calm down. I got a nice stash from California. I say we use that."

Donna looked over and saw the Vista Cruiser was in fact there. She huffed but agreed to go get some of the stash with Hyde. They began going around the back to the basement door.

Hyde followed her closely. He just could not get enough of that outfit. It was freaking awesome!

"So you're gonna have to wear that everyday?" Hyde smirked.

"Ugh. Shut up already," Donna rolled her eyes at that.

She got to the door first and opened it. The first sight Donna saw was Eric and Jackie were making out on the couch.

"What the hell?" Donna yelled.

"Oh my god," Jackie saw Donna and Hyde looking at them.

Hyde followed Donna and saw the pair. "Holy crap!"

Jackie pushes off. "Get off me."

Eric took a moment to look at both of them. He remembered what his dad said. "One kid leaves and another comes back..."

"So looks like you were right, Jackie," Eric gulped. "They're back alright."

Hyde and Donna stood their looking at the pair on the couch. Jackie and Eric moved to opposite ends of the couch. Jackie was the first to speak. "So what exactly did you two just see?"

"I just saw Forman and you totally making out with each other," Hyde said as he moved closer to them.

Donna glared at the both of them. "What the hell is going on?" Donna words were as confused as her mind. "You two-I mean—You two—just-just-hate each other! He calls you the devil!"

"To be fair, that was before all this started," Eric quickly turned to Jackie.

"Yeah she called you twig boy! And thought of you a masculine girl!" Donna added more.

"What?" Eric looked at Jackie.

"Hey, compared to Donna, you are!" Jackie defended herself.

"Woah wait a seco-," Eric paused. "Hmm...Yeah, I can see that."

Fez walked in at the moment and instantly took notice of Donna. "Well well, naughty ladies wear plaid."

Donna sighed. "Fez, please not right now!"

Fez didn't stop. "That's right. Beg for it sexy school girl."

Donna rolled her eyes. "Fez, we just caught these to making out like they in a porno!"

Eric actually felt a little pride at that while Jackie a bit resentful. Fez just thought that sounded great. "Ooo, can I watch?" Then he saw the two on the couch. "Wait, these two? Eric and Jackie? They can't stand each other." Fez then looked over at Hyde. "And what about the slurpee slut?"

"Yeah Eric, what about her, huh?" Donna yelled out.

"How does everyone seem know about Shirley?" Jackie asked everyone.

"Yeah the only ones who should've known are Jackie and-," Eric gasped. "Oh my god, you told them didn't you Hyde?"

"Settle down Esmeralda," Hyde held his hand out. "I only told because I thought you were cheating on Donna with her cause she was the only one you had been out with. And you mellowed out a bit. I figured she caused it."

"That's it!" Donna pointed at the two. Part of Donna wanted to run away from this situation. But she had to know, she had know. "One of you is going tell me how the hell this all started or I'm gonna kick your asses!"

Fez ran over near Hyde. "She looks sexy ordering people around." Hyde smirked. He wouldn't mind getting ordered by Donna while she was wearing that.

Eric and Jackie looked at each other. This was it. Let the lies begin.


Whew. Another chapter down. I wonder how the lies will take place. Well, I'm not wondering but still...I hope you readers are!