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Pairings: Harry/Goku though not till later, there will be another added to that pairing but not till DragonballZ, Can you guess who ^^ - Draco/not till DragonballZ (not telling who, but you get a cookie if you guess right. Or you guys can give me some ideas on who you want him with. Maybe I should do a poll.)
Rating/Warnings: M cos I know it will go to that at some point plus from watching Dragonball there is nudity and knowing me there will be swearing. And later there will be lemons and Mpreg, after all we will need Gohan in Dragon ball-z ^^ but they will be posted on AO3 (name on there is GreenEye_Minx)
(Zayabel) hope you enjoy minaaa~~
(ME) Finally have the next Episode for you all now I know some of you have asked and skipping and I still haven't made my mind up on that as we are still learning about these guys and how Harry and Draco change thing, I may skip scenes that are the same in the episode in time as I am adding more and more of my own little plots ^^ and I don't think you guys want to read something that is 20000 words long lol wow I have hit just over 100 favs and follow I am so happy many of you are enjoying this and I will try to get more out but with 3 story on the go it isn't easy next to be update is bodyguard then not alone anymore. I think that why I change my mind in adding more stories lol though I am working on them in the background so the first drift is done ^^ meaning faster posting when they are up ^^ even DragonballZ is being working on ^^ so when this is finished that will be posted right away and I have to say working on that is giving me more plot ideas for this as I need a full set of powers for Harry and Draco ^^ have to keep up with Goku don't they but in a different way ^^ ok enough hint please enjoy the chapter ^^
"Talk"
'Thoughts'
Book
Episode 6
Keep an eye on the Dragon balls
While the others were staring in shock, or in Bulma case rage, at what Oolong had been hiding.
Back at his base Yamcha was sitting at his table with a deep frown on his face. He had his arm thrown back behind the chair and his legs crossed. You could practically see the tension surrounding him.
He couldn't believe he had acted like a fool in front of that group and all because of a girl. He had to get over his fear of them or he would never be the best. What would he do if he raided another caravan and that had a young girl with them too? He'd be done for! A laughing stock to everyone that once feared his name.
It took everything in him not to hit the table in frustration. 'I can't let that happen!' he thought.
Not far from him, floating above the table was Puar, who was pouring out cups of soothing tea for her master. He had a hard day facing that group and needed something to calm his nerves. She hated seeing her master like this. He would have won if that girl hadn't show up. But she knew not to worry for long. Her master was brilliant and would come up with a plan of action for them soon enough.
Yamcha reached over and took the cup, taking a sip he thought about what he was going to do. He knew he couldn't let those brats get away that easily.
Moving the cup down, he said determinedly. "Let's get going Puar, we can't let those three slip through our fingers."
Yamcha could see the two boys and pig in his mind, he kept his mind away from the girl as he planned. He had to think of a way to get around his fear of her so he could steal from them.
"Huh?" Puar looked up from pouring her tea to her master, she asked. "But want about the girl Yamcha? Remember."
She really didn't want to see her master get hurt because that girl popped up again at the wrong time.
"Leave that to me, I've got a plan." Yamcha said smirking, he wouldn't let some girl get in the way of beating that brat Goku or taking that blonde one down.
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Back with the other five...
What Yamcha doesn't know because of seeing Bulma first was that there had been another boy with the group that was hidden behind her. Not that any of them knew that Yamcha hadn't seen Harry.
After Harry had got Bulma to stop chasing Oolong around, he had Draco explain what happened while he and her were having a nap. They found themselves inside the camper that Oolong had been hiding. The three boys were sitting on the sofa, with Goku on the end and Draco in the middle this time and Harry on the other, while eating their fill of the dinner, Oolong had made, at the table.
Bulma was sitting beside Harry drinking a coke and still frowning at Oolong who stood in the little kitchen across from them beside the oven that had a chicken cooking inside.
"So why didn't you tell us before that you had this camper, Oolong?" Bulma said frowning at him, her tone of voice made everyone know she was still pretty mad about the hidden capsule. She really wanted to hit him for that. She could have been sitting nicely in here instead of walking the whole day. Her feet still hurt from that. She was so tempted to use the piggy sound but she knew she could use that soon enough with how perverted the damn pig was.
"Well you didn't exactly ask me now did ya?" Oolong said, taking the chicken out of the oven and walking over to the table. "Besides I didn't want those bandits to steal it." Placing the chicken down on the table he looked to Goku who was taking huge bites out of the meat without even pausing to breath. "Kid watch yourself, you're gonna choke." Oolong said with a slight disgusted look on his face as Goku took another big bite. He didn't know how such a small boy could eat that much and not be big as a house.
"Goku? Choke? Oolong, one thing you have to learn about my friend here is that there is no food item on this planet that could make him choke." Draco said taking a sip of his coffee.
"What?" Oolong looked at him in disbelief. 'Though he may be right' Oolong thought looking over that Goku. No matter how big the bite he took was he barely chewed it before swallowing.
"This is good." Goku said was a mouthful. He could feel his energy returning now that he had food in his belly. Though he noticed the food wasn't as good as Harry cooking but it would do for now.
"Yeah, thanks for cooking Oolong. Are you sure you don't want any help? Goku can eat a lot you know." Harry asked after he swallowed the food he had in his month. After cooking for so many years he knew the amount Goku could eat through, though he didn't mind he loved people enjoying his food. It always made him smile.
"It's fine kid, there nothing else to do now." Oolong said waving his hand at him.
Draco couldn't help narrowing his eyes at the Pig, something fishy was going on. He could feel it in his gut. 'Going to have to keep a closer watch of that pig. Though that will have to be after I have had a little talk with a certain book.'
"I hope I see Yamcha again. He was so shy and so handsome." Bulma sighed dreamily playing with her hair as she thought of the handsome man. She wanted her boyfriend to look like him and be just as sweet. 'I wonder if I will see him again. I hope so…' Bulma thought sighing again.
Draco took a sip of his coffee and shook his head at the girl. "Are you forgetting they tried to rob us blind or that he attacked and nearly hurt Goku?"
Bulma scowled at him and said. "It could have been a misunderstanding, I was asleep and if I had been awake I bet he wouldn't have tried something like that." Bulma nodded her head, in her mind she knew that Yamcha would have been nice if she had greeted him first. "And didn't you say that floating cat knew Oolong and used to get bullied by him?"
"What delusional world are you living in?" Draco said shaking his head again. He would never understand this girl.
"Be nice Draco, maybe she just wants to talk to someone her own age." Harry said, picking up the chicken Oolong had set down and moving it beside Goku.
"Thanks Harry." Goku muffled out as he took another bite and reached for the chicken and grabbed a wing.
Draco huffed at his brothers words. "More like she's a perv and wants a date."
Bulma pouted as she thought. 'Draco can be such a brat sometimes.' Bulma opened her mouth to give him a piece of her mind when it registered how dirty her haired felt through her fingers. 'I'll deal with him later. I have more important things to worry about after all I don't want Yamcha to see me like this if he comes back.'
With that in mind she turned to Oolong as asked. "Does this place have a tub?"
"Yeah, right in there." Oolong said pointing behind to the closed door that was behind the stairs that lead up to the bedroom.
Harry and Draco watched as Bulma got up from the sofa and walk towards where Oolong was pointing. Giving each other looks, they got up and left Goku eating as they followed the pair.
Bulma switched the light switch that was outside the door and when they heard a humming sound she opened the door to for all of them to see a small bathroom.
"Huh?" Bulma hummed stepping inside and looking around with Oolong on her heels.
"To tell you the truth I'm used to much nicer accommodations." Bulma said standing in front of the small tub with their hands on her hips and Harry beside her who was leaning over to look into the tub.
"You'll pampered princess side is showing again." Draco said under his breath.
"It looks nice and it's still big enough to have a bath later." Harry said looking up from the tub to look over his shoulder at them.
"For you maybe but I could barely fit in this small tub." Bulma said to him before looking more around the bathroom.
"Why don't you try a luxury hotel down the road? I'm sure there's a lot of them out here in the desert!" Oolong said the last word loudly, pissed the girl was complaining about his bathroom.
"It's just, it's so small." Bulma couldn't help pouting as she looked at the tub, her capsule home had a huge bathroom and a tub she could really relax in. this tub looked like she would barely it unless she was sitting up with her knees bent. 'Looks like I'm having a shower tonight.' Bulma thought was a sigh.
"Well it ain't no palace but I don't see any royalty around here either. Get it." Oolong said frowning at her. 'Blondie is right in thinking this girl is a princess.'
"Let's go Harry, we can have a bath after later. At least we deserve one after putting up with her all day." Draco said taking his brother's hand and leading him out of the room and back towards Goku.
"That brat." Bulma said gritting her teeth. Taking a breath to calm herself down she turned back to the tub and started looking along the walls.
"Now what are you looking for?" Oolong asked, wondering what she was looking for now. Had she complained about the room already.
"Peepholes." She said plainly not stopping her search as she stepped into the tub.
"HEY! What kind of place do you think I'm running?!" Oolong yelled.
"Well I wouldn't put it past you." Bulma said turning round and pointed her finger at him with her other one on her hip, looking at him sternly.
"What?" Oolong said like he didn't understand what Bulma was going on about.
"You little perv." Bulma said stepping out of the tub and walked out of the room.
She had left so quickly she didn't see Oolong's face fall into a scheming look as he thought. 'I'll let you win the battle sister but I'm going to win the war.'
Bulma walked out to see Harry collecting the now empty plates towards the sink. 'What Goku finished off that meal already, that kid isn't human that is for sure.' Bulma thought wide eyed at said boy who was rubbing his full belly with a wide grin on his face.
Harry placed them in the sink and started to wash up. As he did so he looked over to Bulma. "Are you going for a bath now Bulma?"
"Yeah I might as well. Though it will be more a shower than bath with the size of that tub." Bulma said before she notices the blonde missing. "Hey where's Draco?"
Clearing up the last dish and putting it on the drying rack, Harry turned to her as he dried his hands on a cloth and said. "He said he was going to do some late night training, he didn't like that he didn't get a chance fighting Yamcha."
"Next time we face someone, I will let Draco fight first." Goku said feeling a little bad for taking over the fight but he knew that Draco understood that he had to finish the fight he started.
"You guys shouldn't be so into fighting so much and what if Yamcha comes back to see me, hmm?" Bulma huffed out, she didn't want them scaring Yamcha off before she got to talk to him.
"But Bulma if we stop fighting who would protect you?" Harry said tilting his head to the side in confusing. He didn't understand her sometimes, she had wanted them to come along in the first place to protect her and to use Goku's Dragonball. He will never understand girls.
Bulma just huffed and crossed her arms. She was okay with them fighting those that wanted to hurt her but Yamcha was so shy and cute there was no way he would have hurt her.
Oolong came out of the bathroom with some towels in his arms. Bulma seeing them quickly grabbed them and made her way back into the bathroom.
"There better not be any cameras in there Oolong or you will be hearing the piggy sound over and over again." Bulma said sternly before she shut the door.
Oolong frowned at her rudeness and crossed his arms. "Who does she take me for?"
With a huff he moved to sit where Bulma had been sitting and moved his arms behind his head.
"Well you did kidnap all those girls Oolong." Harry said as he moved to sit beside Goku and look around him towards the pig.
"Do one thing and you get labelled for life." Oolong huffed out. He turned to look at them. "When you guys get older you will understand the pull of women."
Harry and Goku just shared a look, they didn't have a clue what Oolong was going on about but one thing is for sure they would never act how Oolong does around girls.
Harry sighed and leaned his head against Goku's shoulder. He would never get why Oolong and even master Roshi acted like they did around girls, with Roshi wanted to see Bulma panties even though she hadn't been wearing any or Oolong kidnapping girls to stay in his home.
'Maybe I should ask the 'know all book' again, there has to be something in it, that can tell me about why they act the way they do.' Harry thought. Listening to Oolong and Goku chat away, he felt an arm go around his waist and he closed his eyes to rest against his friend for a while. It had been an interesting day.
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Outside the Camper (I am going to be saying this a lot sigh)
Draco sat down on the roof of camper with the know-all-book laying out in front of him. Harry hadn't seen him take the pouch from him when he pulled him out of the bathroom. Even though it was dark now with the sun having set, he could still see as the moon was nearly full and gave enough light.
He had some questions for the book and with him being the oldest he hoped he could learn more to teach his brother and friend when they got into situations they didn't understand and didn't have time to get to the book. He had done it this way for years and he wasn't going to stop now.
"Well know-all-book, I would like to know more about breeders first."
Breeders have been around for centuries, when a virus nearly wiped out the entire female population back in the early stages of humanity. It is said a being from another world came to them in their time of need. The legend say he wear a robe of rich cloth, four symbols of what appeared to look like animals; a badger, a raven in mid-flight, a lion and snake. The being spoke softly to them and blessed the youngest sons from seven tribes with the ability to have children naturally before the being left with a loud pop.
"Wait, are you telling me some entity came down and gave the ability to have kids to the males of the human race?" Draco asked shocked. Disbelieving the book for the first time since opening the pages, then he remembered something the book had said before. "Wait! Didn't you say 200 years ago the female population was wiped out by illness but Males started having babies and they didn't know how it happened though?" Draco asked confused. It was to different bits of information that the book had given on the same subject and that had never happened before.
One is a lie one is truth, it is up to you to decide. The book said, and its words just made Draco felt like a headache was coming on, the first one the book had told them would be the one he would have believed but something inside him was telling him otherwise.
Sighing he decided to push it the side for later and concentrate on finding out more about himself and Harry so they were prepared for the future.
"Ok leaving that for the moment is there anything I should be on the lookout for." Draco asked.
At the age of 12 there is not much to tell you, only when you reach the age of 17 do you go through changes. The dormant organs inside of you become active and you will go through a period of heat once a month till you are mated.
"Heat? What is that and what about mating how does that happen?" Draco asked the pages his mind absorbing the information.
You must open me again on your 16 year before your date of birth for that information. You are too young to know about 'heat' and 'mating'.
Draco let out a curse at that. He hated having to wait till he was old before learning more.
"Well is there anything else you can tell me?" Draco sighed out.
As you grow you will have some pain in your abdomen from time to time but do not need to be alarmed by it, this is normal. You will also find that notice that you will look more slender compared to Goku, again this is normal.
Seeing the words Draco sat back on roof and thought over what he had learned. There were two different tales on how males became breeders, one sounding like a fairy tale and another that sounded more likely fact. But his gut was pointing towards the fairy tale and he didn't know how to feel about that. A being coming to earth and making males have kids, a being wearing a robe and having four animals imprinted on it just sounded crazy.
Feeling he might have a headache if he thought about that anymore, he moved onto the next bit of information. It looked like most of the changes happened around 17 and that he and Harry were expecting some pain in their stomachs around that time. Even know he hated the thought of his brother been in pain or even himself. Unfortunately, it was something they had to go through. Moving on from that he thought about some of the changes they would be experiencing as they grew up, he didn't know how to feel about knowing both him and his brother would look more slender, he knew already that they looked feminine but still everyone could tell they were boys.
'I guess it something we will have to put up with to have kids of our own in the future.' Draco thought. Filing all that away to the back of his mind he leaned back forward over the book. There were some other things he would like to know.
"Book, there is something I would like to know." Draco said before stopping, he didn't know how to word this next question.
If it is within my knowledge and you are of age I shall answer.
Licking his lips, Draco took a big breath and said. "Why is it that everyone we have meet so far… BIG PERVERTS?!"
Everything around them was silent except for Draco panting with anger looking down at the books pages. If a book could sweat drop the know-all-book would be doing so at that moment.
Er… well…they're like that because….er….
"Well." Draco huffed out.
That is to say…. You're not old enough to know this yet. The book wrote before the words vanished and others appeared. If that is all. Goodnight. Before it hastily shut itself, something it had never done before.
Draco looked down in shock at the now closed book. Anger swept through him and he lunged forward and picked the book up. he tried to open it but it remained firmly shut and no matter what he did it would open.
"Oi, that isn't an answer! Open up you silly book!" Draco shouted in frustration. But nothing worked and with a huff he let it drop back onto the roof and sat back down with his arms crossed. "You're so useless."
Draco sat there thinking of ways to reopen the book when he heard a strange sound in the distance coming towards the camper. Picking up the book and placed it back in its pouch, he tied it to his sash and crouched down low on the roof. Looking to where the sound was coming from he could make up to strange shapes in the darkness coming closer. 'Now what do we have here?'
Bouncing through the desert in two egg shaped robots were Mai and Shu. After getting out of the ocean and back to home base, Pilaf had sent them both out again in search of the Dragonballs and the brats that had them. Thanks to one of their spy bots, they learned where the brats were. Now the two agents inside the robotic machines were hopping towards the camper.
"Emperor, the spy pods are now in position, we are ready to put operation Desert Bomb into effect. Over." Mai said through the radio once they came to a stop not far from the camper.
"Good. Proceed as planned agent Mia. Base out." Pilaf replied over the radio before he cut of leave his agents to carry out his plans. Soon he will have the Dragonballs in his hands.
Draco watched as the strange things opened and a woman and dog person jumped out. 'Oh now what? ' He thought suspiciously.
"Let's go." Mai said before rushing towards the treeline. Hiding behind it they looked around to see if anyone was around before Mai ordered, "Come on."
Once at the camper and had their backs to it they looked through the windows. Seeing no one, Shu took out the small bomb they had and started setting it. As he pressed the last button he said. "It's set to go off in 4 minutes."
He turned it over and took over the cover of the sticky back and bent down to place it under the camper.
As he was doing that Mai noticed something out the corner of her eye coming their way. "Huh?"
Looking up she could see two shadows dashing from tree to tree. She could see who they were but she knew it wasn't good. Turning to Shu she smacked him on the back and said. "Shu somebody's out there! Let's get out of here before we're spotted!"
"Mai I think we have a problem." Shu said with worry as he came out from under the camper. He turns to and shows her what is in his hand. "The bomb's stuck to my hand."
Mai leans back and holds in the scream she wanted to let out, "This isn't good Shu!"
"What should I do?" Shu said sweat dropping a he tries to pull the bomb off.
"Er… why don't you wait here, I'll go get help." Mai said with a fake smile before getting up and running back into the trees as fast as she could.
"Hey wait for me!" Shu said going after her, he didn't want to be left on his own with a bomb stuck to his hand.
Draco shook his head as the two ran away.
"What was that all about and who are they?" Draco asked to himself, he didn't know who those people were but whoever they were they looked like trouble. He didn't know what a bomb was but it sounded bad. 'If they come back I will talk to them and see what they thought they were doing.' Draco nodded to himself. He then heard what sounded like someone running in the treeline. Keeping low on the roof, he looked to the trees to see the idiot Yamcha and his floating cat, Puar hiding.
"Now what are those two up to?" Draco said frowning as he sat and watched, he was happy his hearing was so good that he could hear what they were saying over there.
"A double-decker camper I bet we'll get a decent price for rig like that." Yamcha said looking the camper over.
"But, what about the girl?" Puar asked frowning at him. They didn't want what happened last time to happened again.
"Easy, all we have to do is find a way to lure her out of there for a few minutes and then we sneak in and rob them blind." Yamcha said with a evil grin on his face as he started laughing crazily.
"You're starting to scare me." Puar said worriedly as her master laughed.
'You're not the only one, damn what's up with this guy and why is he so worried about Bulma?' Draco thought, remembering the guy running away when he first saw Bulma. 'I thought it was her face that did it but now I am not so sure.' The duo made their way over to one of the double windows and knelt down to listen to the others inside. Draco did the same wanting to know what Yamcha was listening to and praying they didn't say anything that catch the bandits attention. 'This sure is a busy night.' Draco thought before he listened in.
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Inside with Harry, Goku and Oolong…
"You think were safe out here?" Oolong asked as he rested his hands behind his head and looked to the side at Goku with a worried frown on his face. He didn't want those bandits to come back and take his stuff.
Goku had one hand behind his head and the other over the dosing Harry's shoulders. With a grin he said. "Don't worry, the worst thing that could happen to us is them taking our staff."
"That's it huh? While I don't think you've noticed but I've got some serious cargo here." Oolong said before his voice rose with anger. "You're not worried because you've got nothing worth stealing."
His raised voice woke up Harry, who blinked his eyes and raised his head from Goku's shoulder to look around. Rubbing his eye he asked, "What's going on?"
"This clown is saying not to worry about someone coming in here and taking my stuff. Just because he hasn't got anything worth for them to take!" Oolong said angrily making Harry blink in confusion at him as he tried to wake up his brain.
"Ya huh, my Dragon Ball." Goku said frowning at Oolong.
"Huh? Dragon ball what's that?" Oolong asked looking curious at him.
"Bulma asked me not to show you but I guess it's okay." Goku said thinking on it for a minute. He was sure she or Draco wouldn't mind him tell Oolong about the Dragonballs.
"Are you sure you should do that Goku?" Harry asked him worriedly as Goku reach for his pouch that was tied to his belt.
"Don't worry Harry, Oolong's our friend now and I'm sure Bulma wouldn't mind." Goku said smiling at his worried friend. Taking the ball out of it's pouch Goku held it out for Oolong to look at it. "Neat huh?"
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Outside (yes again.)
'Goku! Why would you showing him that?!' Draco yelled inside his mind as he scowled down at the window. But he couldn't stay staring at them and worrying about Goku as he noticed Yamcha moving along to another window.
Both he and Puar ducked down under the window where they could hear Bulma singing to herself. Up above them Draco couldn't help the evil smirk making its way onto his face, he knew that Bulma had planned on having a shower and that little bathroom was right under him. 'This should be funny. Wonder how a guy, who is clearly scared of girls, is going to react to seeing a naked one hehe.' Draco thought, really needing a laugh after hearing Goku blab about the Dragonballs to that pig. So he sneakily watches everything play out before him.
"Okay she's right above us." Yamcha whispered to Puar, his eyes locked on to the window.
"Master can you see if the others are with her?" Puar whispered back to him.
"Hang on." Yamcha reached up and took and hold of the edges of the window and pulled himself up and peaked through.
His eyes widened in shock and he shouted in surprise as he got an eyeful of Bulma's naked body.
'That should teach him for being a peeping tom.' Draco snickered, he didn't see what all the fuss was about seeing a naked girl but this guy sure freaked out at seeing one.
Yamcha quickly that back down with his back against the wall, his mouth and eyes wide open and he was shivering like a leaf. His actions spooked his companion, and she grab a hold of his arm and cried out in fear. "Yamcha! What happened are you alright!?"
"Hmm? Is something out there?" they heard from the window making them cover their months in fear and the Bulma came to the window and looked out of it.
"Huh? Oh well." Bulma said to herself before walking away.
Both Yamcha and Puar let out sighs of relief when she walked away. Once it was safe Yamcha could help beating himself up for how he acted, he clenched his fists and whispered angrily. "I hate turning into a bowl of mush every time I see a girl."
"It's not your fault." Puar tried to comfort him.
"There this big Dragon…" Goku's voice could be heard from the other window catching all of their attentions. Draco above clenched his teeth when he heard his friend's words and saw the interest from two bandits below. 'This isn't going to be good.'
"I think I hear something." Yamcha informed, looking up at the window.
They slowly walked, still crouched, their way below the double window and listened in.
Puar rose up from the ground and peaked in quickly before ducking down to her master side. "It's the pig and the kid. I don't know where the other one is and it looks like someone else is with them. Though I couldn't see them very well."
'If anyone is listening please stop them talking about the Dragonballs.' Draco prayed before listening in like the two others below.
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Inside the camper…
"So when you get all seven Dragon balls together a dragon appears and grants a wish." Oolong repeated what Goku had told him. His eyes going to the Dragonball he had in his hand as his mind tried to wrap around the idea.
"Uh huh yup that's right!" Goku said laughing at Oolong's expression. He knew the story was like something from a fairytale and hard to believe, even he had trouble when he first heard it from Harry. Speaking of him, Harry was looking a little uncomfortable at the expression on Oolong's face, he didn't know if it was a good idea telling him but for now he will trust Goku's judgement.
"Any wish you can think of?" Oolong asked his mind spinning into overdrive.
"Yes that's what Bulma and Harry said." Goku nodded his head.
"You knew about this Harry?" Oolong asked surprised that the younger boy knew such a thing.
"Yup, the book told me about it when I asked about why Goku's ball was glowing." Harry explained not knowing he was sending his brother who was on the roof into an epileptic fit at his words.
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Outside….
'HARRY! Why did you have to go and say a thing like that!' Draco was so much closer to revealing himself to get his brother to stop talking. 'Why now of all times does my brother forget we don't tell anyone about the 'know all book'?! Why me?!' Draco could have cried right then instead he had to listen to more.
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Inside….this is fun…
"A book told you?" Oolong said slowly looking at Harry like he was crazy. 'How could a book tell you something you have asked, wow weird. Well I will have to investigate that later for now I need to know more about these balls.' Oolong thought.
"Yup." Harry nodded his head.
"So how many more Dragon balls do you need?" Oolong asked changing the subject back to towards the Dragonballs.
"Just two." Goku said leaning back with his hands behind his head as he looked at Oolong.
"He's right, wow I can't believe we've nearly got them all, time has sure passed quickly." Harry said, they had only meet Bulma a few days ago and already they were close to summoning the dragon.
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Outside again….this is making me dizzy…
"We're onto something really big here old pals." Oolong said out loud not knowing he was being heard by the others outside.
Draco face palmed, now he not only had to deal with stopping Oolong from taking the balls but the two bandits below as well.
"Come on." Yamcha said quietly to Puar, pointing his thumb towards treeline.
"Right." She nodded and they went back to the treeline so they can talk about what they have just heard.
Draco watched them and noticed they were getting too far away for him to listen in this time so instead he crouched down and leaped into the air. Just as they came to a stop below a tree he landed in the branches above. silently. He was close enough to hear them now and it look like they didn't notice anything. 'Good I need to know what they are planning.'
"Well it seems we've hit the jackpot." Yamcha said excitedly as he kneel down in front of his friend.
"Yeah." Puar said smiling.
"Puar do you know what this means don't you." Yamcha said grinning like mad as the ultimate wish formed in his mind.
"What Yamcha?" Puar asked smiling at her master. She thought of all the things they could wish for.
Yamcha stood up and with his fists clenched and legs apart he shouted out. "I'll never be shy around women again!"
Draco nearly fell out of a tree but quickly grabbed onto one of the branches to stop himself. Puar wasn't so lucky, hearing her master word sent her falling to the ground.
Puar shook herself out of it and hop backup right and said. "But Yamcha if you can have any wish you could rule the world and have all the riches in it."
"Come on, how long have you been with me?" Yamcha said frowning at her with displeasure.
"It's been two years one month and three days." Puar said helpfully. She'll always remember the day she met her Master.
Yamcha got out of his silly position and looked down at her as he said. "After all this time I thought you would really know me by now." He turned from her and looked over the land. He couldn't believe she thought that was his wish.
"I thought so too." Puar said sadly as Yamcha back.
"Well my furry friend you don't. I have no aspirations to rule the world. Understand?" Yamcha asked sternly.
"I think I do." Puar said though inside she still found it strange but went along with her master's wishes.
"No I want what no riches could buy, don't you see one day I would like to get married." Yamcha said gently before he stood straight and clenched fist in front of him shouting. "Or at least be able to ask a girl on one single lousy date!"
"See what happens when you don't have an afternoon nap master." Puar said.
'WHAT! He didn't have a nap is acting like this? Damn I would hate to see what happens when he hasn't slept at all.' Draco thought shivering at the mental image.
"From now on, we have only those Dragon balls in our sights. We'll get them mark my words." Yamcha said grinning evilly as he stared at the camper with Puar beside him.
'Not if I have anything to say about it.' Draco though with an evil grin on his own, He was going to have fun watching this play out and if Yamcha even got close to the balls. Well Draco will just have to introduce him to his mallet again.
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Inside…. .
"You know kids, we need to cut Bulma out that's all there is to it." Oolong said his arms behind his head as he looked at them from the corner of his eye.
"But us and Bulma are partners, why would you want to cut her out?" Goku asked curiously. He didn't understand, she was the one that started this adventure in first place.
"He's right, plus Bulma is the one that found the first Dragonballs before she found us. She has the right to be involved." Harry said frowning at the pig. He didn't like what Oolong was trying to do. 'I knew it wasn't a good idea to tell him. Oh well I just have to make sure he doesn't do anything funny.' Harry thought.
"Look kids, she's a girl and we're guys." He explained, before a creepy smile made its way onto his face as he clenched his fists in front of him. "And we're gonna want to wish for some guy things, like a harem with 300 girls"
"Golly. Why would you want to have 300 girls?" Goku asked shocked. 'Why would someone want to wish for that? This guy sure is strange.' Goku thought.
'300 girls? He couldn't even handle the five girls he kidnaped and nearly begged to have their parents take them back.' Harry thought looking at the creepy pig.
"Huh? How's that Kid?" Oolong asked coming out of his daydream and cleaning the drool at the side of his mouth. 'I guess these two are a little young to be wanting something like that. Well, it means more for me.' Oolong thought saliva filling his mouth again at the very thought.
"Well could you imagine what it would be like having 300 Bulma's to listen to?" Goku said pointing at Oolong. The very thought sent shivers down his back, he liked Bulma but she complained so much about everything, sometimes it gave him a headache.
Harry behind him stared at his friend's words, he couldn't believe he had said that, he knew Bulma could be a pain in the neck sometimes but she was still nice. Harry would never understand it, first Oolong wanting to cut her out of the hunt for the Dragonballs and now Goku saying something so mean about her.
What Goku didn't notice, but Oolong did, behind him, Harry was shaking his head in disapproval and said Bulma came out of the bathroom and heard what Goku had said, she walked right up to him and whacked him on the back of the head.
"Ow!" Goku shouted turning to see what hit him and noticing the pissed off Bulma standing there in a towel.
"How dare you talk behind my back Goku?" She asked angrily her hands on her hips she glared at him.
"I was just..." Goku started to say before Harry interrupted him.
"That's no excuse Goku, you know that was a mean thing to say." Harry said slightly angry at him at him.
"But… Oh never mind." Goku broke off knowing he would not win this argument. Not when he was ganged up on by both Harry and Bulma.
Bulma sent him a last scathing look, before turning towards Oolong and asking him "Do you have any extra pyjamas?"
"Oh like mine would fit you." Oolong huffed out at her. Suddenly a plan formed in his mind, he had a way in getting those Dragon Balls and stop any of them saying piggy. Getting up from the table he made his way towards the fridge before he could get too far though Bulma started yelling.
"So what am I supposed to wear to bed then?!" Bulma shouted at him. She couldn't go to bed in a towel not with a pervert like Oolong around.
"What am I, your butler?" Oolong said sarcastically, opening the fridge and looking for his special juice.
"Well with that hat you look like one, or a limo driver or something." Bulma said looking over his outfit, why he would wear something so old fashioned, she would never know.
Oolong smirked as he picked up a tray holding three glasses of orange juice that had the special powder in it. Turning he bummed the fridge shut and walked over to them. He said. "Here you go. This cold juice will calm your nerves."
"You can be a sweet swine can't you?" Bulma said smiling as she picked up a glass.
"More than you'll ever know." Oolong said smiling though underneath that smile a devilish plan was underway.
"Thank you." Bulma said before drinking the juice down.
"Thanks Oolong." Harry said picking up his. He was surprised at how nice Oolong was being after everything. 'Maybe the pig can change.' Harry thought smiling.
Goku picked up the last glass sniffed at it, he had never had a drink this colour before.
"This stuff's gross." Goku said sticking his tongue out after having a sip.
"I don't think it tastes that bad, slightly on the bitter side maybe." Harry replied drinking the rest of his down and placing his glass back on the table.
"It's for health nuts, supposed to make you strong." Oolong said in a rush, he needed them to drink all of the juice down for this to work.
"Oh well down the hatch." Goku said shrugging his shoulders before drinking the rest of the juice down none of them noticing the devilish look on Oolong face.
"I do feel stronger. Do you want some Oolong?" Goku asked, noticing that Oolong didn't have a drink.
"Oh for me I've had mine already." Oolong said in a rush, there was no way he was going to drink any of that.
"So where do I sleep, I'm tired." Bulma said after yawning, she felt tired suddenly. 'I guess the day is finally caught up with me. I am never walking that far again if I don't have to.'
"Just go right up those stairs there." Oolong said pointing to the stairs that led up to the bedroom.
"Goodnight." Bulma said taking some steps up the stairs that lead to the bedroom before she turned and glared furiously at Oolong.
"And you better not come up here or I'll just have to make the piggy sound again and you'll be going wee, wee all the way home got it?" Bulma threatened him. No way does she want him coming upstairs, not with him being such a pervert.
Oolong nodded his head. "Gotcha."
"And since you're not doing anything I want my clothes cleaned by morning." Bulma ordered him
"Right." Oolong agreed the smile on his face.
Bulma huffed before turning to Harry, she didn't trust the pig to keep to his word and would feel a hell of lot more comfortable if someone was with her. Out of the three boys Harry was the best choice, she would eat her Dragon radar if she wasn't correct in him being a breeder once he came of age. "Harry can you come with me, I'll feel better if you were sleeping with me."
Harry yawned and nodded his head tired, "Sure Bulma." He turned slightly to the other two, "Goodnight."
"Night." Goku said through yawn as he leaned back on the sofa.
Oolong watched as both of them walked up the steps and out of site. He grumbled under his breath at how Bulma ordered around like he was her slave or something. Walking around the table to stand beside Goku he said. "Boy the way she was nagging me you would think we were married or something, I'll never understand women."
Oolong turned from the stairs when he heard a snore and saw that Goku was knocked out.
'That sleeping powder works faster than I thought, stealing the Dragon balls is going to be a snitch with these kids knocked out.' Oolong thought devilishly as a large smirk made its way onto face.
He forgot about Draco who had peaked through the skylight and was watching him through narrowed eyes.
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Not far from the camper…yes we're back outside…sigh…
Some distance away, the two agents were panicking over the clock with a bomb.
"Uh oh." Shu said seeing the numbers ticking down as he pressed every button on the screen.
"Hurry Shu!" Mai hissed urgently as she watched her companion press the buttons randomly. She had no clue how to stop the bomb herself and there was no way she was getting any closer to it than she already was.
"Something wrong it won't stop!" Shu says the panic he pressed the sequence to shut it down over and over again already and nothing was working. He hated it when his emperor bought cheap equipment.
The hair on his body stood up when the clock on the bomb only had 1 minute left and kept on counting down.
"It's going to blow in less than a minute!" Shu yelled showing Mai the clock.
"Ahhhh!" Mai yelled rushing to stand behind a tree, no way was she getting blow up along with Shu.
"What am I going to do." Shu said trying to stop the bomb, his mind spinning as he pressed any button over and over again. "I'm too young to blow up."
Suddenly he thought of an idea to reset the bomb, praying in his mind that it worked. Sweat dripped down his brow as he pressed the sequence to reset the bomb for the same time but in the morning.
Shu sighed in relief and nearly fell over when the bombs stop taking down and displayed the numbers 8:00 AM. He had done it.
"What happened? Tell me, Shu?" Mai asked desperately from behind the tree when nothing happened.
"Nothing to worried about Mai, I've reset it for 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, then boom." Shu informed, grinning at her.
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Back with all the action at the camper…
'Now what are you up to little piggy?' Draco thought to himself as he watched from outside.
Inside, Oolong pitched Goku's nose to make sure he was truly knocked out. When all Goku did was snort and continue on snoring he grinned and moved towards the bottom of the stairs. Looking up into the darkened room through the hatch he grinned like mad as his plan come together. 'I bet the Dragonballs are upstairs and I know the first place I'm going to look.' Oolong thought as he walked up the stairs.
Draco frowned and moved to the other skylight that opened into the bedroom. What neither of them noticed was Yamcha and Puar had moved back to the camper and were right by the door.
"It's all clear Yamcha." Puar said looking through the window. She didn't know she had just missed Oolong going up the stairs by seconds.
'Huh?' Draco head shot up when he heard something, moving from the bedroom skylight and across the roof to the side, he peaked down and saw the idiot Yamcha and the flying cat, Puar, were back again.
'What are those idiots doing here? First Oolong now these two, what next? I can't be in two places at once.' Draco thought in a rage.
"Alright Puar this is it, you know what to do." Yamcha said, reminding her of the plan they had come up with.
"Right." Puar nodded her head, grinning before she changed her forming to that of a key.
Yamcha catched her and moved to the locked door, pushing her into the lock and turned her. They both heard the lock click open, grinning smugly he grabbed the handle of the door and opened it.
Upstairs, Oolong was grinning evilly as he stepped up to the bed where Bulma and Harry were sleeping peacefully. His hands were out in front of him, making grabbing motions as he got closer and closer to Bulma sleeping form. He grabbed the sheet covering Bulma and was pulling it back when he heard something coming from downstairs.
"Huh? What's that?" Oolong said fearfully.
What he had heard was Yamcha rushing into the camper and standing in a fighting in front of the sleeping Goku. He fell out of it though when he noticed the kid was still sleeping. "This kids really zonked out."
Yamcha looked around, "I wonder where the others have gone."
"I guess they're upstairs." Puar responded, pointing the stairs beside them.
Yamcha quickly came up with a plan, if this worked he wouldn't have to face the girl at all and his fear wouldn't get to him this time. Turning to Puar his said, "Puar I want you to change into this kid here and lead the others outside, okay?"
"Alright." Puar said happily, she thought her master's idea was brilliant. And with the boy asleep downstairs anyone upstairs wouldn't know she wasn't him. With a poof she turned into the boy and made her way towards the stairs and Yamcha grabbed the real Goku and hid under the couch.
Upstairs something totally different was happening. Oolong was panicking about the noise he had heard downstairs and fearing Goku was awake.
"How could Goku be awake after that dose I gave him?" Oolong asked rushing to the hatch and peaking down wide eyed at the boy walking towards the stairs. 'I don't get it. I put enough in his drink to knock out a horse.' He started running in the same spot as panic overwhelmed him and he thought of all the things that would be done to him if he was caught in Bulma's room. An image of him over a fire pit tied a pole as Bulma grinned evilly as she turned it nearly had him rushing to the bathroom again. 'If that little imp catches me up here he's sure to squeal to Bulma and she'll fry my bacon for good. I've got to think of something fast.'
'Oh I know.' Oolong thought an idea coming to him. He rushed over to Bulma and pulled the blanket of her and Harry covering them up from sight. Then he poofed just in time into the form of uglier version of Bulma wearing a towel just as Goku came up the stairs.
"Oh hi Goku, you scared me." Oolong/Bulma said as Goku stepped up and turned to him.
"Hey where's Oolong?" Goku/Puar asked looking over the room. 'Where is the pig? Did he leave or something?'
Oolong/Bulma panicked for a second before smiling and saying. "Oolong? I thought he went for a walk, I thought he was back."
'This is so painful to watch.' Draco thought as he watches the drama unfold under him. He didn't know if he should look away or suffer through it to make sure nothing happened to his brother. But how did either of them fall for those ridiculous disguises? Goku eyes were too small and Oolong/Bulma was butt ugly and the same height as the pig. 'They're blind.'
"Hey I know. Let's go outside and looking for him, there's something I want to show you out there anyways." Goku/Puar said smiling happily. She had a way in getting the girl out of the camper and away from Yamcha so he didn't have to face her. For once the pig's missing presence came in handy.
"Well…umm… Alright." Oolong agreed in the end as he didn't have any excuse not to go with Goku. As they made their way to the hatch Oolong/Bulma looked over worriedly to the lumps under the covers.
As they went downstairs the real Bulma rolled onto her back and snored happily away, Harry beside her just curled up into and smiled in his sleep at his pleasant dreams not knowing the drama that was happening around him.
"It looks like Oolong hasn't come back yet." Goku/Puar said loudly so that Yamcha could hear as she pulled Bulma outside.
"I have a feeling that he's pretty close by." Oolong/Bulma said jokily as he was pulled outside.
"With her out of the way nothing can stop me, strange though in the daylight she seemed much prettier." Yamcha said confused at the glimpse he had gotten off the girl leaving the camper. Getting his mind back onto all the more important he put Goku back on the sofa and slowly made his way upstairs.
"Here comes bozo number three, Kami tonight is one big drama that's for sure." Draco said to himself before looking back through the skylight.
"Ah ha." Yamcha grinned and made his way towards the bed. He said to himself in satisfaction. "I bet you I know what's under here, Dragonballs."
"No you don't idiot…I can't watch." Draco said covering his eyes to what was about to happen. After all Bulma had gone to bed naked and he didn't want to see that.
"Huh? Odd, they seem kind of flimsy." Yamcha sick effusively as he squeezed the cover ball. It was soft and warm, nothing like he expected it to feel.
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With the duo…and back outside...
"I'm freezing. What do you want to show me?" Oolong/Bulma said clutching the towel, he wished that he hadn't picked this form of Bulma to use he was freezing his butt off.
"It's right up here." Goku/Puar said before stopping and turning to face Oolong/Bulma. "Now watch real close."
With a boom of smoke Goku disappeared and Puar was in his place.
"What in the world!" Oolong/Bulma said in shock.
"Tricked you good huh?" Puar said happily. Glad their plan had worked.
Puar jumped though when there was another boom and Oolong was standing in front of her point at her angrily. "You want to make a bet."
"Oolong but…" Puar said to say before she was interrupted.
At that moment Yamcha lifted the covers off the bed, Draco was quick to cover his eyes with his hands but that didn't stop the smirk appearing on his face when Yamcha not knowing what was under the bed and got an eye full of young woman flesh.
"Ahhhh!" A scream rang through the air, startling both Oolong and Puar.
"Master!" Puar called out recognising that yell anywhere. She rushed back to the camper leaving Oolong behind.
"Come back here." Oolong shouted out angrily as he stormed after her.
Yamcha staggered his way out of the camper and dropped on the ground in front of the door. Puar flew around the camper and spotted him instantly and flew over to him.
"Are you okay?" Puar said in concern before gaping at his bulging eyes and drool coming out the corning of his mouth.
"Not Dragon Balls …not Dragon Balls." Yamcha said dazedly his eyes spinning as he tried to restart his brain.
"My poor master." Puar said patting his arm as she looked up at him. It seemed safe to guess what he had seen to cause him to be in such a state.
"Serves him right." Draco said peering down at the side of the camper, he was trying very hard to hold in his snickers.
"Hey where are you?" Oolong yelled coming closer to the camper.
"Come on Yamcha, let's go, come on!" Puar urged, helping her master to his feet as best she could and leading him away.
"Not Dragon Balls." Yamcha muttered as he was led away.
Oolong came around the camper and didn't see anyone other than the door to the camper open, nothing else was out of place.
"It's like a thief's convention out here." Oolong said looking around for Yamcha and Puar or any other thefts that might come knocking on his door.
"And you would know that wouldn't you Oolong." Someone said darkly behind him making Oolong jump with a yell.
Spinning around he saw a frowning Draco standing there with his arms crossed.
"Ahhh… what… where did you come from?!" Oolong shouted backing up a step at the expression on his face.
"I have been sitting on the roof watching the drama unfold." Draco said uncrossing his arms and pointing towards the top of the camper.
"Watching…everything…" Oolong stuttered out, trying to swallow as all the saliva left his mouth as he realised that the blonde boy had seen everything that had happened here tonight.
"Yup." Draco nodded his head and smirked evilly at the panicked look on the pig's face. 'He should be afraid.'
"Err…" Oolong started sweating profoundly, his thoughts spinning as he realised he hadn't seen Draco inside since he had shown them the bathroom. 'Shit I forgot about the blonde boy. He wasn't there when I gave them the drinks, and that means he...'
Thinking fast Oolong suddenly pointed his finger at the kid and shouted. "Well if you were here, why didn't you stop them going on board?! They could have taken the Dragonballs!"
"If they had touched them or my brother I would have." Draco said sternly before a sly on appeared on his face. "Though how do you know about the Dragon balls Oolong…if I remember correctly Bulma said not to tell you."
"Err…." Oolong sweat dropped as he tried to think up an excuse.
Draco already knew how he the pig had found out about the Dragon Balls as he had been listening in but he wanted to make the pig sweat for all the trouble he had caused. If he hadn't giving the others those drinks that made them sleep none of this would of happened. 'Though I did get a good laugh out of it and blackmail on Yamcha and Oolong if I ever have to use it.' He thought before saying, "Let me guess. Goku told you all about them and so you hatched a plan to take them for yourself and that was why you were sneaking into Bulma's room but that fell through when dumb and dumber showed up."
"Well no I was just…" Oolong sweated even more and tried to get himself out of the hole he was in.
"Just what?" Draco said with a frown walking closer to the nervous pig. "Going in there to perv on Bulma."
"No I…" Oolong said backing up as much as he could before his back hit the wall of the camper.
"I did see you start to lift the covers you know, I was about to jump in when I heard those two came into the camper." Draco said standing right close to the pig, glaring down at him. His next words nearly gave Oolong a heart attack. "What should I do with you hmm?"
"Do with me?" Oolong swallowed nervously
"Yes you. Hmm… I know." Draco said a smirk make its way onto his face as he thought of a brilliant idea to punish Oolong with.
"Piggy piggy piggy…" Draco said evilly.
"No! Not that!" Oolong shouted in panic. He could already feel is inside starting to quiver.
"Piggy piggy piggy!"
"Ahhh!" Oolong held onto his bottom and rushed behind some rocks as quickly as he could.
Draco smirked at the disgusting sound coming from behind the rock, he hoped that would curb some of Oolong perverted habits. But he doubted it. "Next time, think before you act Oolong, now as they have gone away for the night I think you should keep watch."
"What!" Oolong shouted as he pecked out from behind the rock. "Why me."
"'cause I'm tired and you drugged the others that's why! And if that isn't reason enough this should be." Draco shouted as he brought out his large mallet for Oolong to see.
"Ok I'll keep watch haha. You get your beauty sleep." Oolong said nervously nodding his head in agreement.
"I thought you would see it my way, Oolong." Draco said smirking at the scared pig. Turning he headed back inside but before he stepped in he turned and said. "Goodnight piggy."
"Why did I have to end up traveling with an evil brat like that? My poor backside." Oolong grumbled as pulled his pants back on and rubbed said backside. Walking back into the camper he asked himself. "Where did I leave that gun?"
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Next Morning…
The sun rose above and shed light over the camper, Oolong narrowed his eyes at the sun's glare and let out a yawn, he had been sitting in the front seat all night watching out for any more bandits. Luckily the rest of the night had been quiet but he wished he had gotten some sleep but the fear of that Blonde and his mallet kept him up.
Behind him coming down the stairs was Harry, he was holding onto the banister as he let out a yawn, blinking his eyes as his sleep riddling his mind faded. Looking around the camper he stepped down the stairs he thought. 'I haven't slept this will in ages.'
On the sofa Goku sat up and rub his eyes as he yawned, he scratched his head as he got off the sofa and stretched out his sleepy muscles.
Harry smiled at his friend, Goku always looked adorable when he first woke in the morning, all sleepy and rumpled appearance.
Hearing the noise behind him Oolong turned and saw the two boys. He said grumpily. "It's about time."
"Good morning." Goku said with a sleepy grin.
"Good morning Goku, morning Oolong." Harry said happily with a smile of his own.
"Yeah for you maybe, nice sleep." Oolong said as they walked over to him.
"What do you mean Oolong?" Harry asked curiously, he noticed the thing in Oolong hands and wonder what and why he had it. It reminded him of what Bulma had when they first meet her.
Before oolong could answer him though there was a noise that made the turn to see Bulma slowly making her way down the stairs behind them was Bulma. The cover around her and holding her aching head, she said miserably. "Oh I have a terrible headache."
"You do? Don't worry Bulma I have something for that in my pouch." Harry said helpfully, he knew he had something to help with headaches he was always giving one to Draco when he got one.
Reaching for his side he grabbed empty air. Turning he saw his pouch missing from his side. "Huh where is it?"
"Morning all." Draco said as he got off the sofa and walked over to them, he was rubbing his eye sleepy. 'I wonder if there's any coffee around here.' Draco thought he really had come to love the bitter drink.
"Hey Draco, have you seen my pouch?" Harry asked his brother.
That woke Draco right up and he rubbed the back of his head nervously. He had forgotten to put the pouch back before falling asleep last night. "Oh err…"
Draco looked around the camper to see where he had left it, he remembered taking it off before going to bed on the sofa. He let out a sigh of relief when he spotted it lying innocently on the table. Draco walked over to it, grabbing it he walked back to Harry and handed it over to him. "Here it is Harry. You must have left it under the table."
"I can't remember doing that, thank you." Harry said opening the pouch he didn't notice his brother let out a sigh of relief at the belief of his lie. Taking out one of vials take was purple in colour Harry walked over to Bulma and passed it to her. "Here you go Bulma."
"Thanks Harry." Bulma said before drinking it back. She started spattering when she got hit by the awful taste.
"Yuck! Tastes really awful." Bulma said with a disgusted look on her face. She turned to Harry and demanded. "What the hell is in it?"
"Oh... Some crushed berries, leaves off of…hey!" Harry said when Draco grabbed him and pulled him away and stopping his explanation.
"Don't tell her what is in the vial Harry. I don't want to see her becoming ill." Draco whispered desperate to him, both of them had learned from their Grandpa how to make these little potions up and after her reaction to them eating Wolf or in Goku case bugs. He didn't think she would appreciate knowing what was in the remedies.
"Huh?" Bulma looked at them in confusion that they whispered conversation before shaking her head and turning to Oolong and asking. "Hey Oolong did you get my clothes clean yet?"
"Sorry, I've been a little busy." Oolong said turning in his sit and frowned at her. Like he had time to do that when he was protecting the camper.
"What! What you mean busy, this is serious I don't have any clothes to where!" Bulma yelled at him. Not believing he had done nothing the whole time she was asleep. She had nothing to wear and there was no way she was going to get into her dirty clothes.
"I mean busy saving your hides from Yamcha." Oolong explained frowning.
"Yamcha?" Bulma said shocked, an image of the handsome young man she had seen yesterday appeared in her mind.
"What? That guy you were telling me about, the one that attacked you guys when we were having our nap?" Harry asked curiously. He hadn't really gotten a good look at the guy yet.
Goku just looked on curiously as to what was going on. He did wonder though when he would get a rematch with that guy.
"Wow he came back, were you nice to him? Yamcha real shy you know." Bulma said with hearts in her eyes.
"I think I'm going to puke." Oolong said lowly as he glared at her.
"You're not the only one." Draco said sticking his tongue out at the love sick look on Bulma's face. You would think she would've learned by now that not all pretty boys were nice. 'I wonder what she would do if I told her Yamcha captured a feel last night.' Draco thought evilly. 'Na I'll use that as blackmail on Yamcha you never know when you're going to need it.'
"What did you two say?" Bulma said glaring at them angrily.
"Nothing." Oolong said turning from her. there was no way he wanted to get yelled at, especially not at this time in the morning. Instead he distracted her by saying, "And if you really need clothes there is one outfit in the drawer upstairs."
"Why didn't you just say so in the first place!?" Bulma bellowed and stormed upstairs.
They all watched her go back upstairs before Oolong said. "Yeah, come to think of it maybe 300 girls are a few too many, little buddies."
"He told you so Oolong hehe." Harry giggled, he knew that wanting that many girls around wouldn't be a good idea. Plus Harry didn't want them all dressing him up. He didn't want to put a corset thing on again. 'That thing was uncomfortable.'
Oolong got up from the driver seat and makes his way to the bathroom, he might as well get washed up. He hoped it would wake him some before they left. Opening the door he walks inside towards the sink and started to brush his teeth. The boys followed him and stand outside the door as they watched him have a wash.
Draco didn't know why he followed but was curious to see what his brother and friend were doing.
"So does that mean you're changing the mind about the harem thing?" Goku said grinning. He knew that Oolong would change his mind sooner or later. Bulma was good at changing people's minds without even knowing she done so.
"Yup." Oolong muttered around the tooth brush.
"Gee, you sure are one smart pig Oolong." Goku said laughing.
"Since when has he been smart?" Draco said crossing his arms over his chest.
"Draco, don't start please." Harry sighed out before realising something. "How did you know what Oolong said about the girls?"
"What do you mean?" Draco looked at his brother slightly nervously.
"Well you normally would have asked what we were talking about by now but you seemed to already know." Harry said giving his brother a curious look.
"Oolong must have told me last night. Isn't that right Oolong." Draco said giving Oolong a look that if he didn't agree with him there will be trouble.
"Right." Oolong nodded. There was no way he wanted to get on the blonde wrong side, not after last night's encounter.
"I'm hungry." Goku said out of nowhere holding his stomach as it rumbled.
"You are always hungry kid." Oolong said around his toothbrush looking at Goku with a deadpan look.
"Don't worry Goku, I'll start on breakfast for all of us." Harry said happily before walking toward the kitchen. Goku was on him in a second and followed behind him like a lost puppy.
"Thanks Harry you're the best." Goku could be heard saying before they disappeared.
"That kid is sure strange." Oolong said before spitting into the sink. He was never going to understand Goku at all. Out of all the three boys he was the strangest out of them.
"Knowing our luck Yamcha will be popping up again at some point, Goku will want to finish their fight so him eating a good meal is a good thing Oolong. Anyhow how was the guard duty last night?" Draco said smirking at him.
"I can't believe you made me do that." Oolong grumbled.
"It's your own fault for drugging them so you could steal the Dragon balls. Call it karma." Draco chuckled before leaving the Pig to finish his morning routine
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Outside….yes were back outside, though this time it's daytime!
After a good night sleep Mai and Shu sneakily made their way towards the camper. This time Shu planted the bomb without a mishap. They ran to the treeline and Mai knew they should finally report to their leader and tell him what happened. Not minutes later after doing so, you can say he was not really pleased with them.
"What?! You two failed me again! Next time I'll know better than to get my spies from the wanted ad!" Emperor Pilaf shouted through the radio.
"Sorry sir but we've already reprogrammed the bomb it's set to blow at eight." Mai said through the radio. She hoped this would please him and they wouldn't be in trouble for the delay.
"What at eight, that's just an hour away." Emperor Pilaf said looking over to the clock on his wall. "Alright, but no more mistakes!"
"Yes Sir, agent Mai out." Looking over to the camper she prayed this worked.
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Inside the camper… I thought this had stopped lol
Inside the camper Oolong's eyes were glued to the boy next to him. Food was disappearing into his mouth at an alarming rate, that it almost seemed impossible.
"A Month's supply of food gone." Oolong said disbelief as he watched Goku consume more food.
"Well, we're growing boys Oolong." Harry said laughing as he placed the last plate of food onto the table. He sat down next to his brother and took the plate Draco had kept away from Goku for him. "Thanks Draco."
Draco nodded his head and took a sip of his coffee, sighing in pleasure at the bitter taste. He felt more awake now. He was going to have to come up with some way to get more of this coffee once they were home.
"Hey! What is this, Easter? This is no outfit, this is a costume and I look ridiculous in it Oolong!" Bulma yelled as she came into the room wearing a playboy bunny outfit with a pair of Bunny ears on her head.
Draco spat out his coffee at the sight of her outfit, he started laughing like mad, clenching his stomach and banging his missed on the table.
Bulma glared at the blonde boy before turning it onto Oolong.
"Well tough luck, that's all I've got. My stock of women's clothing is down this month." Oolong said stubbornly. She could take it or lump it he had nothing else that would fit her. 'Why did I have to land myself with such a high maintenance girl?'
"You know there is something not quite right about you Oolong, but I just can't quite figure it out." Bulma said crossing her arms as she stared at him.
"I'm a pig." He said like that explained everything.
"What's there to figure out. He a pervert, though that looks fits you Bulma, you're always hopping from guy to guy." Draco said finally getting control of himself. Though the elbows in his gut, courtesy of Harry, helped him get out of his laughing fit.
"Phew, hehe that was good. Thanks for cooking that Harry." Goku said grinning as he rubbed his full belly.
"You're welcome." Harry said smiling at him before he started on his own meal.
While he was eating, Draco and Goku started cleaning up, dragging Oolong into helping them. Once done Oolong got into the front seat and started the camper up. He didn't want to stick around too long just in case Yamcha showed up again.
"So why am I driving? I just hate driving." Oolong grumbled from the driver's seat after a while. He hated driving as he always had trouble reaching the pedals and had to adjust the seat just so he could reach them and see at the same time.
"Oh quit your complaining, I'm putting on my make up." Bulma said from the sofa.
"Kid, this girl is a pain in the neck." Oolong said to Goku and Draco who were standing beside him.
"You've just realised this?" Draco asked dryly, as he looked out the front window.
Bulma looked into her compact mirror as she put on cherry red lipstick, she wanted to look her nicest if they ran into Yamcha again. Hopefully he didn't mind the outfit she was wearing. As soon as they got to another village she was going to buy herself a new outfit and some dino caps.
"What's that you're putting on Bulma?" Harry asked curiously beside her as he watched her on the strange stuff.
"Oh, this is lipstick." Bulma explained to him trying to resist the urge to put some on him as well. He would look so cute with some lippy on and maybe she could curl his hair as well. 'So many possibilities.' Bulma thought with an inner squeal. Getting her mind back on track she said to the other up front, "Tell me if you see Yamcha."
"Yeah we're keep our fingers crossed Bulma." Oolong said sarcastically. "I can't wait to see him."
"Is that him?" Goku said pointing to the window beside Oolong. Making them all turn to see a car driving alongside them.
"Huh?" Oolong looked out and his eyes widened in shock.
"Hahaha." Yamcha laughed as he stood on the back of his car as Puar drove alongside them.
"Wow that Yamcha is such a hunk." Bulma said rushing to the window in front of her and blushing as she held her cheeks.
"Steady Puar. That's it." Yamcha ordered at he lifted the rocket launcher on to a shoulder and pointed it towards the camper. Getting the lock on he pulled the trigger and sent the rocket flying towards them.
"Oh! he's looking right at me." Bulma said excitedly as she pressed against the glass.
"Yeah and firing what looks like a rocket at us!" Draco yelled grabbing a hold of the seat next to him
"Huh? Oh." Bulma said before she was grabbed by Harry who had his eyes clenched shut.
The rocket hit the front wheel and the camper careered out of control, Bulma and Harry fell backwards and hit their heads on the table knocking them out while Goku, Draco and Oolong yelled as the camper came to a stop and chucked them out.
Lying on a heap on the floor next to the camp, they all groaned in pain as they untangled themselves. Yamcha and Puar stopped the car not far from them.
Getting off the ground Goku looked pissed at the approaching bandits, they had been almost severely hurt when he fired that gun at them and he couldn't help but be worried about his friend that was still inside with Bulma. He couldn't hear anything from them and that scared Goku slightly..
"What's the big idea! Are you two nuts?!" Goku yelled angrily.
"Don't worry about the girl master I bet she got knocked out in the crash." Puar said happy that her master wouldn't have to worry about the girl interfering with this fight.
"Okay games up listen. Now give me the Dragon ball or you will die." Yamcha ordered them.
"Goku how does that he know about the Dragonball?" Oolong said from the ground.
"You were talking about them loudly in the camper and he heard you that's how you silly pig." Draco said annoyed that Goku had told the pig about the secret of the Dragon balls.
"How do you know that?" Oolong asked but they got interrupted by Yamcha he was losing his patience.
"Stop your yapping and hand them over now!" Yamcha demanded pointing the gun at them.
"I'll handle this." Goku said before sticking fingers into his mouth and stretching his mouth as he put out his tongue. Making Yamcha, Puar and Oolong look at him in shock, though Draco was cheering for him.
"You show him Goku, teach those idiots a lesson!" Draco called out as Goku nodded at him before rushing towards Yamcha.
"Goku he's got a gun!" Oolong shouted in shock at the boy's actions.
"I can't possibly turn down a fight with Gohan's grandson Puar." Yamcha smirked as he passed her the gun before getting into a stance.
"So you little runt, you want another special spanking from my wolf fang fist?" Yamcha asked as he yelled before rushing at Goku.
"I was hungry last time but now my stomachs full!" Goku yelled as he shot towards him.
The jumped at each other, their fists flying with intent. They met in the middle blocking each other's attack, Goku jumped back before rushing forward again, though this time Yamcha blocked his attack and swung his leg out, aiming for Goku's head. But again Goku dodged the blow and used Yamcha's outstretched leg to swing up with his own striking to his face.
His hit landed with incredible strength, and Yamcha landed on the ground on his back
"That's my boy!" Oolong cheered.
"Go Goku!" Draco jumped up happy his friend got in the first hit.
"Have you had enough yet?" Goku said seriously to the downed Yamcha.
Yamcha groaned as he sat up with a look of anger on his face, his arm moved to the front of his mouth which was throbbing in pain.
Puar floated over to her master and said worriedly. "Yamcha get up." It was then that she noticed something was wrong with Yamcha's mouth. "Oh no look at your teeth!" She quickly popped into the form of a mirror and showed Yamcha what she was talking about. He looked into the mirror and opened his mouth, his eyes instantly focusing on the missing tooth on his upper jaw.
"Oh no look at me! now I'll never get a date!" Yamcha yelled out in panic, he couldn't believe what had just happened!
"Huh?" Goku looked confused as to what was going on.
"I'll never forget this kid! I'll be back!" Yamcha yelled as he pointed at Goku before him and Puar rushed to their car and drove off.
"This guy started to run away as much as you did Oolong." Draco said watching them go. He was disappointed that the flight had been over so quickly.
"That was strange." Goku said rubbing the back of his head.
"Wow Goku. You were phenomenal. You really showed him." Oolong said once he stopped beside the boy. He could believe what you just witnessed, before Goku was getting his butt kicked but this time he did the ass whooping. 'Maybe blondie is right, all Goku needed was some food to kick ass.' Oolong thought as he grinned at his new friend.
"Thanks Oolong." Goku said smiling at him before remember their missing companions. "I think we better go check on Harry and Bulma."
"I hope they're in better shape than our ride." Oolong said looking over the damaged camper. There was no way he was repairing them. 'Looks like it's walking again.'
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With Yamcha and Puar in still outside ^^
"I guess we underestimated that kid." Yamcha said angrily he couldn't believe their plan hadn't worked. The kid had been so weak before but this time his hits had been harder and the little snot had been as fast, if not faster than, him.
"He knows his stuff." Puar said beside him.
"But we can use that to our advantage Puar." Yamcha said coming up with a plan that would work in their favour. Puar looked at him in curiosity. "We just let them find that all the dragon balls and then when they have all seven, we'll make our strike." Yamcha said smirking before laughing at his genius plan.
"Yamcha you're the greatest, you are!" Puar said grinning. Yamcha laughed harder before yelping at pain in his tooth.
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At the Camper
The two agents looked over the damaged camper. There saw no one inside as they looked through the windows.
"Looks like that bomb did the trick." Mai said happily. For once one of their plans worked out. "Those pip squeaks never knew what hit them."
"That's strange, it blew before eight o'clock." Shu said looking down at his watch.
"Don't worry about it. Pilaf properly got those Bomb on sale." Mai said offhandedly. "I'm going to check inside for the Dragonball." Shu watched as she rushed into the camper before shrugging his shoulders and following her inside. They had to find the Dragonballs to please emperor Pilaf.
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A few miles away…
Goku walked alongside Draco and Oolong, Bulma on his back snoring away. Draco had Harry on his, though he wasn't snoring like Bulma but instead had his head buried in his neck sleeping peacefully.
"I wonder how Bulma stayed out of trouble before she met us." Goku said out of nowhere as they walked along.
"Sheer dumb luck most probably. But I wish she would stop getting Harry into trouble." Draco huffed out in annoyance. He didn't like it that his brother was hurt because of the attack. Hopefully he had more of the headache potion for when they woke up.
"Hey why don't you let me carry her little buddy? I'll be happy to give her...you a hand." Oolong said looking at Goku creepily.
"Stop being a pervert Oolong, you couldn't carry her even if you tried." Draco said frowning at him.
Suddenly a rumble started filling the air causing them to pause in place.
"Hey you guys! Over here!" a voice called out from behind them making them turn to see Yamcha and Puar who were driving up to them.
"Ahh! Look kids it's him." Oolong shouted point towards them.
The car came to a stop beside them and Yamcha started waving his arms saying. "Wait, wait, wait… Hello there we were talking and oh well we really don't want any hard feelings between us. Ha it was a fair fight so here you go." Yamcha said before throw the caps towards them. They all jumped when it popped and the smoked cleared to show a little red car.
"Hey what's the catch?" Oolong said looking at them suspiciously.
"There is no catch my friends goodbye have a good day." Yamcha said waving as they drove off again.
"Man what's up with him?" Oolong said, watching the car disappear.
"Something fishy that's for sure." Draco said with a frown. First the guy is trying to kill them next he is giving them a car. Yup something was up but he didn't know what.
"I guess deep down he's a really good guy." Goku said smiling.
"Ah baloney, I don't buy it. I'd better check this thing has bombs." Oolong said going over to the car and lifting the hood.
"Sometimes you have to trust people." Goku said. He truly believes everyone had some good in them. It was just finding that goodness and bringing it out.
"Yeah right." Like he would trust someone that had been trying to steal from them since meeting and was now being all creepily nice in the next breath. He wasn't buying it for a second.
"He's right Goku something is up but for now I think we'll accept the gift and make our way out of this desert." Draco said walking over to the car and placing Harry inside it.
Goku nodded and brought Bulma over. Walking to the other side he placed Bulma in as Oolong finished checking the car for bombs.
"Okay I can't find anything that looks suspicious." Oolong said walking to the driver's seat and getting in.
Goku hopped inside beside him as he started the car. He opened the window on his side and called out. "Come on Draco it's time to go. Oh you better sit in the middle of them so they don't fall over."
"Fine." Draco said before climbing over Harry and getting into the middle of the backseat.
Oolong waited for him to close the door before he started the car and driving in the direction that they had been going in.
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With Yamcha and Puar….
They had stopped some distance away from the little group, Yamcha pulled the antenna out in the car and turned on the car's radar. Quickly a little light started blinking showing them the position the red car was.
"There they go Yamcha. Your homing device is working." Puar said joyfully as she pointed to the blinking dot.
Yamcha leaned back in the car with a smug look on his smarting face. His plan was coming together nicely.
Suddenly there was an explosion in the distance behind them and they turned in their seats to see a large cloud of smoke rising in the distance.
"Huh?" they said in confusion.
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Back at the camper….
The Camper was in ruins and in the centre of the wreckage stood the smoking forms of Mai and Shu their clothes torn and bruises all over their bodies
"Shu are we still alive?" Mai asked, a puff of smoke leaving her mouth.
"I think so." Shu replied before falling over in a dead faint.
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With our group….
"Why did I have to sit in the middle again?" Draco said annoyed as Bulma fell against him again. He huffed as he pushed her up again to lean her against the door inside.
"So Bulma doesn't fall on Harry. He is a lot smaller than her Draco." Goku said looking at him over his shoulder.
"Fine. But they better wake up soon or I am throwing her out the car." Draco huffed at him crossing his arms over his chest as he frowned.
"Such a joker Draco." Goku laughed out.
"Who said I was joking?" Draco asked with a serious expression on his face.
"They should be waking soon. Give it another hour and they'll be up." Oolong said, his eyes glued to the road. He hoped they woke soon as well as he didn't want to be driving all the time. 'Knowing my luck Bulma will still make me drive.' Oolong thought with a frown.
"I hope Harry wakes up soon. I don't like seeing him get hurt." Goku said looking over at the peacefully sleeping boy.
"You're really close aren't ya?" Oolong asked curiously. He had noticed that the two boys in the back call each other brothers but Goku they called friend.
"Yeah, we all grew up with each other. You see Grandpa found Draco and Harry one day when I was really young, he brought them home and they have stayed ever since." Goku said leaning back in his chair as he thought of the past.
"Out of all of us, Harry is the most caring, he's always helping someone, be it an animal or human. He'll do his best to make sure they're alright. He would never run from a fight and has always stood by us." Goku told Oolong, smiling as he thought of how great his friend was.
"Huh? You talk like you're in love with him!" Oolong laughed out before turning back to watch where he was going.
"Love? What's that?" Goku asked curiously.
"Well love is…err… I'll explain when you're older." Oolong said quickly, he didn't really want to explain to a kid what love was.
"Oolong stop talking." Draco said before turning to Goku. "Remember what grandpa explained when he told us about the different types of love and that we would learn more when we were older.
"Yeah." Goku nodded his head and turned to the open window.
Draco surging relief at the disaster that was about to happen being reverted, he really needed to talk to the book again.
What he didn't know was Goku was thinking about what grandpa had told him. 'In love with Harry? It's been so long since I had to remember Grandpa's words. I can't really remember everything he told me. Only that one day I will love someone so much I wouldn't want to let the go.' Goku thought before turning and looking at Harry's sleeping form.
'I don't want to let Harry go so does that mean I am in love with him?'
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(ME) well we end on a serious note, will Goku ever work out if he is in love with Harry and will he remember what that means? It's hard to tell at this point as they are still so young but you never know ^^ please review and let me know what you think, it helps me find mistakes and even little things I have forgot, of course it also helps to know you are enjoying it ^^
Bye bye for now ^^
(Zayabel) Hehehehehehe this'll be interesting… I'm just thinking about the teenage years when their hormones are raging. LOL. So what's going to happen in the next episode? Will they finally get to a town?! Will Yamcha follow them around like the creepster he is? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT DRAGONBALL!
