Into the World of Gintama
Chapter 7: When You're Tired, Eat Something Sour
Why... Why did I stop updating for a while?! I HAVE TO DO THIS!
"Gin-San, Gin-San! It's an emergency!" Shinpachi-San exclaimed as he ran inside the house. I guess it's time for work...
"What's up, four eyes?" Gin-San droned, also insulting Shinpachi-San.
Shinpachi-San ignored him and continued. "That stalker who was following my sister around was actually Shinsengumi Commander Kondo Isao!"
"Yeah, I heard."
"You did? From whom?"
"Oogushi-Kun."
"Oogushi-Kun?"
"Yep. Oogushi-Kun."
I facepalmed and sighed. "He almost killed you, and you still don't know his name?"
La la la
La la la
La la la
Ah ah ah~
Let's go out free up your mind
Sweet dream on the other side
I've finally opened my eyes
To see the world so wide
'cause when your thoughts fade to black
The shields you build start to crack
So change your plan of attack
I'm never going
Go back to
The days when I lost you
(Hey baby why?)
You left me
You said 'cause I had to
(I want to cry)
I broke my vows and ran but now
I've finally grown a backbone
So fxck your shxt
Throw down that's it
'Cause babe, you are not alone
Say it ain't so and tell me no
But baby, I'm here to stay
So throw your woes and I'll kiss your tears away
Livin' on the run don't scare me none
So baby, for you
I'll pray hard every day
The two of us will be okay
So come on out and let's play.
La la la
Ah ah ah..
Kagura-Chan was outside, walking around town. I thought about joining her, but I thought against it. I was kind of sleepy, so I'm just going to take a nap.
"Hello, Taker." I greeted, waking up in the red couch. He smiled, and his emotionless maid appeared next to him. I still don't understand her; she only talks when being talked too, or being given an order.
I've been coming to him lately, so we've been getting along well. It's just that... I've had so many questions... Well... Mostly worries.
"Jalen-Kun. I'm glad you could join me today." He smiled sheepishly. "I... Was actually about to call you here myself."
I frowned. "You wouldn't dare..." He laughed. "It hurts so much! Just let me come here myself!"
"But, what if I get bored?!" He wailed.
I swear... "You have a maid."
She cleared her throat and replied, "Wanna die?"
"No ma'am."
The Taker twirled in his chair and grinned. "So? What do you want to know this time?"
Oh, right. I kind of had this question for a while. "OK! Um, is... Has anyone else been sucked into this world?"
"No." The maid answered. "You are the only one who was sent here."
"Oh... Well, will I be able to go to other Anime?"
"If you wish."
"When will I be able to go back home."
"Not determined."
"Will I be able to..." Crap. I need to keep this going! "Will I die here?"
"You can die anywhere."
"WHAT IS 876543298765432 TIMES 345!"
"3.02407438E+17"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
I sighed in defeat. Is she a robot? I decided to ask her one last thing before I go. "What is your name?"
"Matsurika."
Matsurika... That rings a bell. I remember watching an Anime with a maid called Matsurika. Wasn't it from that Anime called... Ma Alcholic? No... There's no such thing...
"You witch! I swear you just took that name from the Anime 'Skip Beat'!"
"What?"
"I'm sorry, I meant 'Maria + Holic'!"
"That's right, so what?"
This bitch is pissing me off today.
OK... Forget what I said about her not talking much... She must be on her period.
Suddenly, and I mean very suddenly, she attacked me. She hit me in the stomach, which was all it took for me to fall on my butt.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" I yelled as I rolled on the floor, holding my stomach. "What'd you do that for?!"
"In this realm, we can easily hear your thoughts if we wanted. Taker-sama hasn't done it to you, yet, but I've always been doing it." She paused like a regular human for once, even though I know she's not. "You called me a bitch, then you called me a bitch again, then you just said I wasn't a normal human. That's two more hits." She stood over me, to my horror, and kicked me right in the face.
"Ahh!" I screamed as I woke up from my nightmare. "I-I'm sorry, Matsurika!"
Eight eyes stared at me in confusion. Gin-san's, Shinpachi-san's, Kagura-chan's, and Sadaharu's. Yep, same old, same old...
Huh? Was Sadaharu introduced yet? I... Don't have any memory of him... Although my memory has been leaving me lately. Although, there's no way I could forget a giant... White... Scary... D-dog...
"AHHH!" I jumped up from the couch and fell on the floor, pointing to the huge, scary dog. "DOG! BIG AND WHITE! SCARY AND HUNGRY! DOG!"
"What the hell?! I know you must be as surprised as we are, but did you just make a poem?!" Shinpachi-san sweatdropped.
Dog
Big and White
Scary and Hungry
Dog
I was the one to sweatdrop as Shinpachi-san explained the whole story, which I kind of remembered from the episode. I know Sadaharu isn't exactly... Aggressive... But he looks freakishly scary in real life. Just looking at him creeps me out...
Kagura-chan was hugging it, while Gin-san was grinding his teeth. Uh-oh...
Shinpachi-san looked down at the note that supposedly came with the dog. "I think it's a joke."
Gin-san lost it. He got up, grabbed the letter and started ripping it to shreds. "What's funny about it?!" He glared at Kagura-chan. "We're the Yorozuya, but this is where I cross the line! Get rid of it!"
I was panicked now. I seriously don't remember this scene at all, but I do know one thing! If Sadaharu gets kicked out, it'll definitely effect the Anime, I know that!
"Uh, w-wait, Gin-san!" I pleaded. "Maybe we can keep it, cause the owner might come ba-"
"Bullshit!"
"But if we toss him out in this ruthless town, he'll die!" Kagura-chan defended the dog, glaring right back at Gin-san.
Gin-san crossed his arms. "He'll be fine. A Sadaharu can make it alone just fine."
"Why are you calling it Sadaharu now?!" Shinpachi-san exclaimed. Is that not his name?
Gin-san walked over to the dog. "You understand, right?" He put his hand out to pet the dog. "Sadaha-"
Sadaharu grabbed Gin-san's shoulder to stand and chomped down on Gin-san's head.
A moment of utter silence...
"HOLY SHIT!" I ran over to Gin-san's desk and bent down, trying to get as far away from the monster as possible.
Gin-san removed himself from the dog and slowly walked to his room, his bangs covering his eyes.
"At any rate, I guess I'll let Shigeo stay here until we find him a new home." Gin-san sighed, now sitting on the couch. I guess he blocked the dog almost eating his head out of his mind. I was still at Gin-san's desk, though. I was not getting anywhere near that dog...
"It's Sadaharu, isn't it?" Shinpachi-san asked.
"And, when we find someone to take him, we'll asked to be reimbursed for our trouble." Gin-san continued.
"It's Sadaharu!" Shinpachi-san said again, although more forcibly.
"Sadaharu's so cute!" Kagura-chan started. "Why can't we keep him?!"
"When a women says something's cute, a man just can't trust it." Gin-san replied. "Besides, Len-kun's scared of it."
"At least I didn't get my head bit..." I grumbled, looking the other way.
"Do you think the same, Shinpachi?" Kagura-chan asked him. "I'd thought you have an eye for cuteness with those big, geeky glasses. But do you hate cute things too?!"
"What do you mean, 'Geeky'?"
She grabbed Sadaharu, to my horror, and held him above her head. I squealed in terror, and Gin-san and Shinpachi-san shrieked. "If you'll only trust him as far as I can throw him, I'll have to throw him real far!"
"I think you're misusing that phrase!" I yelled.
She threw him, and it landed straight on them. The dog just smiled as it stared straight at my face. I stared straight at his.
...
"Move him, Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi-san mumbled.
"I feel like I'm gonna burst..." Gin-san mumbled.
"So now you know how I feel..." Kagura-chan replied, a grin on her face. I slowly walked around the dog and stood beside her.
"No... Not that kind of feeling."
She closed her eyes and stood like she was a teacher. "It certainly is hard to love another, but Sadaharu and I will be fine!"
Wait... Is this the episode where they race that gang? Is it even a gang they race, I forgot..
Sadaharu turned his head to smile at us. How scary... And random.
"It hurts!" Gin-san groaned. "Feels like the chocolate I ate is gonna make it's debut on the puking circuit!"
I... I don't know what to say now... Because.. It was so nasty. Gin-san threw up...all in Shinpachi-san's face, then he threw up in Gin-san's face... And Kagura-chan just started yelling nonsense while I ran around waving my arms around.
Shinpachi-san got up and grabbed his head in terror while Gin-san got up and grabbed a broom. "Hey you, don't be so crazy in here!"
Kagura-chan and Sadaharu were running all around the house, causing a ruckus! I was screaming, scared the dog might try to attack me. It was crazy in here, with dust flying everywhere.
"Kagura-chan, you have to discipline him!" Shinpachi-san yelled.
She was laying on the dog now, smiling. Sadaharu was panting happily. "However he might turn out, I'm gonna spoil him for now!"
"Your spoiling will kill us all!" Shinpachi-san exclaimed.
I was on the ground, panting heavily. "That dog is going to give me a heart attack..."
I suddenly heard Gin-san scream. We all turned around. "What's the matter, Gin-san?"
He was pointing at a Jump Comic that was dripping... Pee? Ew...
"That damn Sadaharu slobbered all over my Jump Comic!"
Uh oh... He's pissed now.
"He's so cute, slobber and all!" Kagura-chan exclaimed like a school girl in love. She was playing with Sadaharu, but it looked like it was trying to get a good hold on her to eat her...
I'm most definitely not going anywhere near that dog!
Suddenly, Shinpachi-san screamed. He had tears running down his face as he was looking at an unidentified thing on the ground, steam coming from it. "He peed all over Otsu-chan's debut CD!"
"Sadaharu's cuter than that Otsuu, anyway!" Kagura-chan said as she lied on it's back. The monster barked.
I chuckled. "Well, I don't have anything that could get ruined. There's nothing at all for me t-" I glanced at Sadaharu while he was... P-p-peeing... In... M-my... "Tea-kun..."
"That stuff is bad for your kidneys anyway! Hehehe!" Kagura-chan was jumping on it's stomach like a bed...
Gin-san, Shinpachi-san, and I surrounded Sadaharu and Kagura-chan. "Sadaharu..." We all put up a fist to punch the dog. Gin-san just looked mad. Shinpachi-san was still crying. And my eyes were red. "Why don't you just-" The monster opened it's jaws and closed them on our heads. "Sorry..."
Minutes later Gin-san went out with the dog to sell it to Otose-san. It didn't work, because he just came back looking pissed, again. Surprisingly, Kagura-chan was taking a nap. Something I rarely do, unless I want to speak with the Taker.
"OK, we can do this." Gin-san started. "We'll go see if we can find a new owner while Kagura's napping."
"A conspiracy? Are you sure this is alright? Kagura-chan'll get mad at us." Shinpachi-san asked. I forgot to mention that they has bandages around their head, including me. I fucking hate that damn dog...
I was actually writing down my hate on paper, glaring at the dog a few times to refill my hate level.
Dear Sadaharu-kun,
I really really really really really really really really hate you. I hate nothing more than you. Even when Gin-san hits me, or when Shinpachi-san yells at me, they couldn't make me hate you less. If I was a tick, I wouldn't suck your blood. I wouldn't want suck your nasty blood in my system. I would run you over with no second thoughts if I had a car. I would cook you and feed you to Kagura-chan if you weren't so big and could probably beat my ass. Go. To. Hell. You. Stupid. Alien. Mutt.
Sincerely, Len-kun
Yep, now time to look back at Sadaharu and refill my anger levels!
Shinpachi-san sweatdropped when he saw me, but continued talking. "Anyway... I think it's a bad idea."
"It's OK." Gin-san assured. "By learning a painful truth, a young girl takes her first steps towards womanhood, and a geeky fanboy will become a man."
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?! DID YOU CALL ME A GEEKY FANBOY?! I'LL NEVER CHANGE!" Shinpachi-san yelled, and anger mark on his cheek.
Gin-san ignored him, as usual, and started walking. "OK, let's go." He had Sadaharu's leash in his hands, but since the monster was so big Gin-san fell. He jumped up quickly and tried pulling the leash. "Come on, move, ya stupid, fat lump!"
Sadaharu growled, hate aura increasing. T-too... Strong..! My paper blew out my hands, and I stared at Sadaharu in horror, just like Gin-san and Shinpachi-san.
"H-hate levels..." I Trier to speak, but the aura seemed to be choking me. "Over 9000!" Although I dislike Dragon Ball Z... I just had to use that.
"AHHHHHH!"
Gin-san, Shinpachi-san, and I were running down the street now. A demon behind us. We were all screaming, some more then others.
I saw Hijikata and Sogou ahead of us, looking surprised. (Mostly Hijikata, Sogou looked like he knew he knew we were coming.)
We ran past them, knocking Hijikata over in the process. I don't even know if this is an episode, since I don't remember it.
After an hour of running, Sadaharu finally settled down. That stupid smile it had on really pissed me off...
"He's finally calmed down..." Gin-san said, closing his eyes.
"What are we gonna do?" Shinpachi-san asked. He was holding the leash now. "I can't imagine anyone wanting to take Sadaharu in..."
Shinpachi-san looked worried, but Gin-san smirked. "Don't worry. I have an idea."
Suddenly, Sadaharu... Uh... Pooped. I covered my nose while Shinpachi-san yelled, "He did it again!" We all just sighed in response.
"Hey, this is your idea?! My house?! Are you trying to stick me with Sadaharu?!" Shinpachi-san yelled at Gin-san. I sweatdropped.
"Well, your sisters got a stalker on her tail, right?" Gin-san responded.
"I thought we took care of that two chapters ago..." I deadpanned.
"Exactly!" Shinpachi-san agreed.
"So I scratch your back, you scratch mine." Gin-san ignored us. "This'll work, as far as payment."
"Listen to me, dumbass!"
Suddenly, Sadaharu bit Gin-san's arm. "Don't bite me!"
"Oh? What are you guys doing here?" Otae-chan asked as she walked over to us. She did surprise me, since I did not see her come.
"Oh, hi Otae-chan!" I greeted. "Gin-san just wanted to ask if you could keep this monster-" Gin-san smacked me on the head. "I mean, dog, here with you."
She tilted her head to the side. "Huh?"
Gin-san sighed as he sat down on their front step. "Let me explain."
After he explained, Otae-chan closed her eyes. "We already have one useless, pubescent boy living here, so taking on another would be..."
"What do you mean 'useless'?!" He pointed to Sadaharu. "And this is a dog!"
Sadaharu casually walked over and bit his finger. "Aaahhh!"
Gin-san turned to Otae-chan. "Please. I'm begging you. Sadaharu wants to live here, too."
"And what does that mean?!" We all turned to see the owner of that childish girl voice, and I gasped. Gin-san did too, probably because he knew he was gonna get his ass wooped. Shinpachi-san didn't gasp because... Well... He was getting eaten by Sadaharu.
"Kagura-chan!" I exclaimed. "I'm not with them! They forced me here!"
"While I slept..." Kagura-chan glared.
Gin-san slid next to her, trying to save himself. "No... Well, I was just thinking of Sadaharu's best interests..."
"You're terrible, GIN-CHAN!" She twirled and kicked him in the stomach. Omg... That was... Amazing...
And scary... Very... Very... Scary.
"Aaaahhhh!" Gin-san yelled as he flew in the air, then straight in Sadaharu's mouth. OK, now I'm terrified.
Kagura-chan was smiling now, while Shinpachi-san looked very surprised.
"Oh, he's pretty useful." Otae-chan said as she also smiled.
[Gintama]
Gin-san, Shinpachi-san, and I were now sitting on a bench, watching Kagura-chan play with Sadaharu.
"Well, it seems we just can't keep those two apart, guys." Gin-san mumbled, more bandaged up than before.
"Well, I think we should just keep him, or Kagura-chan is gonna stomp us..." I sighed, wishing this day could just end.
"Yeah, a big dog really suits a little girl, right?" Shinpachi-san muttered, looking at the ground.
Sadaharu suddenly ran by us, dirt getting all in our faces.
"But... Why doesn't he get attached to us?" Gin-san asked, his very soul depressed.
"Well, it's not in a wild animal's nature, Gin-san." Shinpachi-san answered, also very depressed.
"Why does he like her, though, Shinpachi-kun?"
"He doesn't, Gin-san."
Sadaharu suddenly lunged for Kagura-chan, his teeth ready to stab into meat, but Kagura-chan just happily held him back... With one hand. I noticed get had her purple umbrella, so I think she really can't stay in the sun for too long.
"He's attacking her, but she just doesn't know it, Gin-san."
"How... Stupid." I deadpanned.
"I see. So that's it, Shinpachi-kun?"
"That's right."
After Kagura-chan was done she ran over to us and flung me off the bench, sitting down. "Upsy-daisy!"
"Hey!" I screamed as I fell on the ground, dust and dirt and whatever you call it all over me.
"You look like you're having fun." Gin-san told her.
She nodded happily. "I am. I love animals." She looked up. "All girls love cute things. That's the only reason necessary."
"I doubt that's true..." I mumbled. How could she just throw me off the bench like I'm some sort of item that's been replaced.
Sadaharu was charging at the bench they were sitting on, like a demon, and Gin-san asked, "Is that cute?"
Sadaharu slammed into the bench, knocking Kagura-chan in the air. Gin-san and Shinpachi-san were lucky enough to dodge the attack.
"He is!" Kagura-chan exclaimed as she flew through the air. "This is the first time an animal has loved me so much!"
I gaped as I saw Kagura-chan in the air like it was normal, and facepalmed. "How... Stupid."
She landed on the ground, then charged at Sadaharu. "I had a pet a long time ago." She kicked Sadaharu straight in the chin. "Sadaharu No. 1! I loved him so much. We kept him outside, but I wanted to sleep with him so badly that I snuck him inside one night. But I got a fever and had a nightmare. When I woke up, Sadaharu was all broken..." She had tears in her eyes now. I... Don't know if I should cry or laugh. "After that, I forbade myself from touching animals. I was so bad at controlling my strength, I would cause nothing but misery." YOU THREW ME OFF OF A BENCH YOU DAMN- "But this Sadaharu can take anything I dish out." She rubbed his nose. "This must be a gift from God. I'm sure of it."
Gin-san and Shinpachi-san looked surprised while I just looked indifferent. But... I guess I had a tiny smile on my face.
"Oh, I forgot to get jerky. I'll buy some." Kagura-chan said.
"Eh!"
She waved bye. "Take care of Sadaharu!" Then ran off at amazing speed.
Um... Is that what you call bipolar?
"No, wait!" Gin-san yelled, but it was too late. She was gone.
Sadaharu stared at us, panting loudly. There was a dark aura surrounding him that scared all of us, especially me.
It lunged at us, chomping it's fangs on Gin-san. I, luckily, got out of the way in time to avoid Sadaharu's fangs of death.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Gin-san screamed, his body in Sadaharu's mouth.
"Gin-san! Gin-san!" Shinpachi-san yelled as he chased after the dog, Gin-san in it's mouth.
Sadaharu suddenly spit out Gin-san attacked Shinpachi-san, throwing him up in the air multiple times. "Ahhh! Gin-san! Save me!"
"I'm saved..." Really, Gin-san? Really?
After about an hour of entertaining Sadaharu, and myself on some occasions, Gin-san and Shinpachi-san were on the ground, panting and sweating. Sadaharu was asleep, while I was sitting on the ground, laughing at what Sadaharu did to them. It's actually pretty nice Sadaharu didn't even so much as touch me this whole time.
"Len-kun... Please... Don't laugh... At us..." Shinpachi-san begged. I just chuckled and stood up.
"I think he's a Bio weapon in the shape of a dog..." Gin-san said.
"That would explain his size." I mentioned.
"It's hard to keep going with a monster like that chasing you..." Gin-san added, completely lying on the grass.
"But when you see Kagura-chan cuddling up to it like that..." Shinpachi-san copied Gin-san and lyed on the grass.
"Oh, here you are." Hijikata said, coming out of nowhere! I swear, Anime characters need to not do that! Sogou was also with him, looking down at Gin-san and Shinpachi-san.
"Oh... You guys..." Gin-san looked up to see the two police officers. "What do you want? Shouldn't you be working? Trying to find someone to play with?" That's rude, Gin-san. Show at least a sliver of respect!
"I'd never ask you to play with me, ever!" Hijikata glared.
"I thought we already settled our differences when we fought the other day." Gin-san sat up.
Hijikata unsheathed his sword in anger. "Fine. We'll just fight for fun this time!"
Shinpachi-san crawled out the way in panic. "Wah!" But his head somehow ended straight in Sadaharu's mouth, who was now awake. "Gah!"
"But hey, is that your dog?" Sogou asked.
"No, it's not really my dog." Gin-san answered lazily.
"Can't you be this calm when Hijikata asks you a question?" They ignored me.
"What does that have to do with anything?!" Hijikata yelled.
"Um, everything?"
Ignored again. Wow...
"I heard from one of my government contacts that someone wants a dog like that." Sogou answered. "I'd like you to give him to the Shinsengumi." Uh-oh...
"No way." Gin-san answered, bluntly. "I'm not giving him to you. Don't forget that I don't bend to the will of the Shinsengumi."
"Fine, then I'll bend you to my will, you troglodyte!" Hijikata screamed, slashing his sword around.
"Do you just want attention?" I asked him.
He gave me an irritated look. "What?"
"It's obvious Gin-san is ignoring you. Just... Shutup."
"Eh?!" An anger mark was now on his forehead. "Wanna die, too?"
I smiled nervously. "Hehe, just kidding."
He growled as he left with Sogou. Bye nii~!
Shinpachi-san finally got out of Sadaharu's mouth. "Gin-san? Did you do that for Kagura-chan?"
"Nope." He dug in his ears. "I just didn't want to do what said."
"I knew it."
Gin-san stepped back, and Sadaharu growled. He looked down, and gasped as he saw he was stepping on Sadaharu's tail.
"Aaaahhhhh!" We yelled as we all started to run. Why?! Why are you chasing me, Sadaharu?! I didn't do anything! I'm not as fast as Gin-san and Shinpachi-san, but somehow I'm running right by them! What's going on?! Don't eat me!
We jumped over a rail and out onto the street. I turned and saw a... Car... Speeding... Right... At... Us.
"AAAHHHHH!" I closed my eyes and waited for the inevitable. Either for Sadaharu to eat me, or to get hit by the car. I'm dead...
There was a crash, and I opened my eyes. I was... Shielded by Gin-san. The car hit Shinpachi-san, Gin-san, and Sadaharu (Thank God!). I'm pretty sure Gin-san in unconscious, so I stood up to check everyone's heart beat.
"This is bad..." I muttered as I looked to see who ran us over. It was Prince Hata and his green servant. I... Don't know his name.
"Oh, look. There's a survivor." The green guy said.
Prince Hata got out the car and gasped. "Look at that animal!"
"What is a Dog-God doing at a place like this?" Dog-God? What? Sadaharu?
"We can't just leave him to defend for himself! We have to take him." Prince Hata ordered his servant to tie Sadaharu to the car, and then looked at me. "And we can't have any witnesses, so let's take this guy along."
"What?!" Are they really going to run us over, steal the dog, and then kidnap me?! What the heck?!
I was about to run, but the green guy grabbed me from behind and led me to the car.
"Let go of me! Let go of me right now! I'll yell rape!" I screamed, but he ignored me and threw me in the car, locking the door.
They both got in, and I shivered. What would I do now? Will they take me to outer space? Will I be a sex slave? No... No... "No..."
The green guy drove away from the crime scene, and Prince Hata started talking. "Ah, I remember the last time I came here, I was beat up by that silver haired man and that weird girl." If I get outta this I'm gonna definitely kick your ass. "You were with them, weren't you?"
I didn't answer. I was too mad, and kind of scared...
"Well, this will almost make up for losing Pace. Right, Gramps?"
I'm gonna kill both of you...
"That's righ-"
Suddenly, and I mean very suddenly, Gin-san popped up in front of the car... Well, he was on the roof, and he was looking at us upside down, smiling.
"Aaaaahhh! It's a zombie!" The green guy yelled, swerving the car all over the place. I smiled, happy that I was gonna be saved.
"Come on, stop the car, old man!" Gin-san said, smirking.
"Y-you're that-"
"An hour ago, I would've said to take him. But I just can't let him go! I've... Taken a liking to him." He explained. "And you also have one of my employees. I would like him back. He still needs to pay me back for letting him stay at my place."
"Gin-san..."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" The green guy yelled. "Get off! I can't see!"
Suddenly, Gin-san looked behind us, and so did the green man. I did too, and what I saw was pretty scary...
Kagura-chan was running behind us at rocket speed. She had her umbrella in her hand. She also looked pretty pissed...
"Ugh... What happened?" Prince Hata asked, waking up from being knocked out somehow. I guess...
"That weird girl is chasing us at a tremendous speed!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY SADAHARU!" She shouted, picking up speed.
"Who's Sadaharu?" Prince Hata asked.
The green guy took out a gun and yelled, "G-get back!"
I suddenly had a bad feeling, and yelled. "Shoot her! Shoot her now!"
"Give him back!" She yelled one last time, and swung her umbrella, hitting the car.
I screamed as the car turned on it's side and flew into the ocean. But, before I could drown with them, someone wrapped their arms around me and jumped out the car.
"Sadaharuuuuuuu!" Kagura-chan yelled. I... Think she forgot he was on the car... And I was too...
We jumped out the car and onto a tree, with Sadaharu too... Wait... How is this possible?! Gin-san?!
Kagura-chan looked at the car, fully submerged in the water. She started to cry. "It... Happened again..."
"Girlie..." Gin-san called out to her. Kagura-chan slowly looked up at us. Sadaharu, Gin-san, and I. "Why so sad?"
Kagura-chan looked surprised, then smiled. "Gin-chan! Len-kun! Sadaharu!"
Gin-san chuckled, but Sadaharu bit his hand, making him cringe. Sadaharu jumped down from the tree branch and ran towards Kagura-chan. This time, not in hate, but in love. Kagura-chan also ran towards Sadaharu. "Sadaharu, Sadaharu!" She hugged him and smiled bigger. "I'm so glad, so glad!"
Gin-san jumped down, with me on his back.
Kagura-chan looked at us. "Gin-chan, you hurt your face..."
"I don't care..." He started to walk away, and I got off his back. "You're the one who will take care of him, and I'll subtract the cost of his food from your pay. Make sure to work extra hard..." So mean... Gin-san.
"Thanks... Gin-chan." Kagura-chan thanked, while still hugging Sadaharu. "I've never been paid, though..."
"H-hey..." I sweatdropped. "I-is... Shinpachi-san dead?"
~Important Announcement~
Thanks everyone, for supporting me all this time, but-
OUR FIGHT WILL CONTINUE UNTO ETERNITY!
So keep supporting us from now on, as well! Next time: It's a Gintama Special!
For one entire hour! Grandpa and Grandma don't get along so well, anymore!
Wait... That's a lot to write...
Hello, everybody! I hope you all like this chapter! This is my longest one so far... Why? Anyway! The opening for this chapter was not made by me! Go here:
watch?feature=plpp&v=ridyiBt2zME
You won't regret it!
Okay, time for some more facts... Better yet... No. I'm... Tired. THIS IS A 21 PAGE CHAPTER! I'm pooped... Maybe some other time...
