(A/N: Shipping Sage with Sans because most of my friends wanted it. If you don't like it, GTFO or just deal with it I guess)
Sage had been living with the skeleton brothers for a month now and fell into a new daily routine: First, she woke up around 12:00 AM to give Sans some company on his nightly ketchup hunt. Then she stayed up all night and watched MTT with Sans. In the morning, she'd cook for the two skeletons. After eating, she'd take a shower and draw and then she'd spend more time with Sans and papyrus.
Sage was currently cooking some bacon and eggs for the skeletons as she heard a knock at the door. She ran over to answer it, only to be stopped by Papyrus.
"Why'd you do that?" Sage asked.
"Shh, it's Undyne!" Papyrus whisper-yelled.
"Who's Und-" Sage said before having Papyrus cover her mouth.
"Hide in the closet, Sans will accompany you," Papyrus said as he rushed her and Sans into the closet.
The closet was rather cramped, used more like a storage area than anything else. It was filled with boxes of armor and a few boxes of expired Temmie Flakes. The light in there was rather dim so she could barely see either. Because of how crowded it was, she had to sit in Sans lap.
"heya, i hope ya don't mind how cramped it is in here cause' undyne is gonna be here for a while…" Sans said, scratching the back of his skull.
"I don't mind it. I've been i tighter spaces," Sage said. "Who's Undyne anyways?"
"undyne's some fish lady who works for the royal guard and she happens to do cooking with papyrus every weekend so…" Sans shrugged. "if she seen you, she'd kill you and bring you to asgore so you might wanna steer clear of fish"
"Oh, okay," Sage said.
"the good thing about being stuck in here is that you get to sit through more of my hilarious puns!" Sans winked.
"Sans, open the door. Undyne wants me to store some of her old armor," Papyrus whispered as Sans opened the door.
Papyrus placed a box that overfilled with grey armor behind Sage's back, causing her to scooch closer to Sans to avoid being even more cramped. Sans started to blush when he noticed how close to his face she was.
"uh, kiddo? can ya move back a bit, you're kinda close to my face," Sans said.
"I can't, the armor's in the way," Sage said, shrugging her shoulders.
"can you try to do something else besides sitting like this?" Sans said, blushing even darker.
"Mmhmm," Sage nodded as she hugged Sans and rest her chin on his shoulder, causing Sans to blush even more.
"that's better," Sans said. "why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"Why?" Sage asked, nuzzling into his shoulder.
"he didn't have the guts!" Sans said, winking even though Sage couldn't see in light this dim.
Sans and Sage told puns to each other and talked in the closet for 15 minutes until Undyne left. Papyrus's footsteps could be heard from downstairs as Sans opened the closet door, the two of them falling out on top of each other. Sage accidentally crashed lips with the skeleton as they both blushed over a thousand different shades.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry, I just fell out of the closet and…" Sage's frantic apology was cut off as Sans kissed her, this time on purpose.
"eh, don't worry about it. i enjoyed it anyways," Sans said, blushing a deep indigo.
"Y-you did?" Sage questioned as she sat beside Sans on his bed.
"yep," Sans said, blushing even darker.
Sage then pecked the skeleton on the cheek, completely flustered at this point.
"I've gotta go take a shower, I'll talk to ya later," Sage said, hugging the skeleton.
-"paps, i kissed the human" Sans explained, heart beating fast.
"WHAT? SANS! HOW!?" Papryus said, blushing a small bit.
"well you know how we were in the closet together?" Sans started as Papyrus nodded. "when i opened the door she fell on me and it just sorta happened and i think i like her now."
"BROTHER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU'RE CAUGHT SMOOCHING A HUMAN?" Papyrus said, he wasn't angry, he just wanted Sans to be safe.
"don't worry about it bro, i won't get caught or anything."
"FINE. BUT STILL, WOWIE! MY BROTHER, FINALLY DATING SOMEONE INSTEAD OF JUST BOONDOGGLING AROUND! AND THAT PERSON IS MY FRIEND TOO!" Papyrus said, happy for Sans.
"heh, stop it bro, we're not dating," Sans said, blushing.
"NOT YET!" Papyrus said, smiling stupidly.
"Ugh," Sans hid his face in his hands, flustered. "papyrus, please shut up."
"OKAY, I MUST TEND TO MY PUZZLES, SEE YOU LATER, BROTHER," Papyrus said as he stood up and walked out the door.
(A/N: Sorry if this chapter sucked i just needed to find a way to make sans totally crush on Sage and stuff so yeh)
