Emmett POV
"Trust me." I told Jasper.
He rolled his eyes. "This isn't a good idea Emmett, Carlisle will kill us!"
I laughed. Carlisle killing us? He technically already done that!
Jasper sighed, giving in and we got to work right way!
I open the package of oreos, almost hurling at the smell of the cookies, and while I scrape the icing off Jasper filled toothpaste in for a replacement. We were going to give Lori a hell of a cookie to eat!
"This is so bad." Jasper mumble. "We are so dead."
Already are!
"Oh Lori!" I yelled.
The wicked witch of the west set the magazine she was reading down on the coffee table and came into the kitchen.
"What?" She said, a little too harsh.
I smiled evilly. "We got cookies for you! We thought we would give you some cookies to thank you for all you've done lately, being Esme isn't easy."
Lori look at Jasper and I back and forth before actually believing us and taking pride in herself.
"Well." She beam. "I try my best."
She took a cookie and bit off the end before taking five more and demolishing the others.
Jasper and I snicker at each other when buzz kill Edward walk in..
Great
"You two!" He snarled. "Where is my toothpaste? I have a date with Bella here in fifteen minutes!"
"Relax bro." I told him. "I'm sure Bella won't mind stinky breath, don't wanna get herpes anyway."
He growled before finding the tooth paste on the counter.. right next to the oreos.
"You didn't.." He narrowed his eyes.
Lori stared at us suspiciously before analyzing the oreo in her hand more closely then realizing the tooth paste next to the box.
"Oh my!" She gag.
I've never seen a human run so fast, but hell did Lori run to the bathroom quick like a puma! I could hear her trying to throw the toothpaste back up as she tried brushing her teeth a hundred times to get the taste out. Jasper and I laughed hard while Edward look embarrassed.
"Relax." I said again. "This is only the beginning."
Bella POV
I couldn't believe what Rosalie and Alice were getting us into, we are going to get in sooo much trouble..
Edward and I had plans to have a picnic in our meadow, but after the huge rain storm that came last minute we had to cancelled and settle with me coming over to his place to hang out.
I just walk in the door when Rose and Alice drag me into Edward room.
"We're going to prank Lori." Alice explain.
"And your going to help!" Rose added.
After going over the plan they already made twice, it was made clear that I was suppose to go make some lemonade with Lori to get her to drink half of it while Rosalie and Alice set super glue on the toilet seat so when Lori goes to the bathroom.. well you know the rest.
"I don't know if I can do this.." I told them.
Rosalie rolled her eyes. "Don't be a baby."
Alice pushed me into the kitchen where Lori sat at the table, trying to sew together the pillow cover Esme been working on for weeks.
"Hey Lori." I tried to act cool. "Wanna make some lemonade? I am so thirsty!"
She glared at me with cold eyes. "Why do you want to make lemonade with me?"
"Why not? I really want to get to know you more."
She finally agreed after asking me more questions and I help her find a big enough jug for the lemonade.
I tried making conversation. "Do you like lemonade?"
"I rather have a hot cup of tea." Lori shrug her shoulders.
I nodded and we continue in silence making our sweet drink.
Once we were finish, I somehow got Lori to sit down with me and drink some lemonade while we talk some more.
"How old are you?" She question.
"18." I responded.
She gave me a puzzled look. "18 and your parents let you date?"
"Yeah." I shrug my shoulders.
"I would never!" She huff. "My girls aren't allowed to date until they graduate college!"
"I don't see what's the big deal.."
Wrong choice of words to say..
Lori look furious. "You could get pregnant! You could make one stupid choice which could leave you to another stupid choice! Aids! HIV! It could happen!"
Like I had to really worry about Edward giving me aids..
I didn't really know what to say. No wonder why Rosalie and Alice were trying to get some revenge on her! This lady was really uptight!
"I'm going to use the restroom." She declared, standing up.
I watch her walk off and once I knew she was gone for sure, I sent a quick little text to Alice.
"Mission wicked witch is proceeding forward!"
Rosalie POV
I smiled as I heard the sweet screams of Lori coming from the bathroom.
"I'm stuck!" She cried out.
I shared a giggle with Bella and Alice.
Take that bitch! She got what she deserved!
Lori POV
THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS FAMILY!
After freeing my self from the bathroom seat, don't ask how, I march down the stairs with anger filling inside me.
"I AM FINISH!" I practically screamed.
The kids glance over at me before proceeding with the video game they were all playing.
"AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!"
Emmett sighed. "Lori.. Lori.. can't you see we're busy here?"
I could of tore his head off..
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY! MY ASS HAS BRUISE MARKS NOW FROM YOU KIDS!"
"Ewww.." Alice grimace. "We didn't need to know that."
I was about to scream once again when Carlisle walk through the door with a smile upon his face before it slowly disappeared.
"What happen?" He ask.
"Oh!" Rosalie perk up. "Hi daddy! How was work?"
I stomp my foot hard on the floor and fumed all the way to my room, slamming the door shut.
I WILL GET REVENGE!
