Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin it. For now…
G is for Gay
Jerry and Jack were walking down the hallways from math to their lockers. "Yo, man, when are you gonna ask Kim out, cause I mean- MPH" Jack slapped a hand over Jerry's mouth.
"Shut it Jerry! Do you want the whole world to know I like Kim?" He whispered. Jerry dislodged Jack's hand from his mouth. "Sorry dude. But seriously, you guys are getting on our nerves. Just ask her out already, yo!" Jerry said, more quietly this time.
Jack sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "I don't know, man. I wouldn't even know how to start!" He said. Jerry just smirked and put his arm around Jack's shoulders. "Dude, I got this! All the ladies love me." He said, taking his arm off jack's shoulder and winking at a random girl walking by. She just rolled her eyes and kept on walking.
"Okay, so what do I say?" Jack asked. "I'm really nervous."
Jerry shook his head. "Jack, bro, I can't TELL you what to say. It has to come out of you're heart, amigo! Here, practice on me." he said. Jack cleared his throat nervously while Jerry girlishly put his hand on his hip. "Hey, I'm Kim Crawford, and I'm gorgeous! TEHE!" Jerry said, acting overly feminine. Jack rolled his eyes at Jerry's antics but continued anyway.
"Hey Kim, I have something to ask you." Jack stated to Jerry. Jerry pretended to flip his hair. "Go ahead Jack, what is it? TEHE!" Jerry responded. Jack rolled his eyes again, but kept going.
He imagined it was Kim standing in front of him, and not Jerry. He imagined her soft, blonde hair, her round pink lips, and her funny laugh. She was just too cute.
Jack took a deep breath started to talk, "Look, we've been friends a long time, and I want you to know that I have had feelings for you since I met you. You are the most beautiful and strongest person that I have known in my whole entire life. I don't think I just like you, I think that I'm in love with you. I hope that doesn't creep you out, but its true. I was wondering if maybe you would like to go out sometime…?"
"OMG, Yes Jack!" Kim (Jerry) squealed. Jack was so caught up in the fake moment that he gave fake Kim a hug.
Little did they know a karate choppin' blonde had listened in on the last half of their conversation and decided it was time to ask some serious questions. She gasped as they hugged and yelled, "GUYS? WHAT THE-"
Jack and Jerry had split apart faster than lighting. "KIM! T-t-this is not what it looks like…" Jack stuttered out. Kim raised an eyebrow and had a shocked expression on her face. "So are you guys… you know…"
Jack and Jerry looked at each other, turned bright red, turned back to Kim, and shouted "NO!"
"Yo, the only reason Jack was confessing his swaggerific love for me is that he was practicing for…" Jack hit jerry upside the head before he could finish and Kim rose and eyebrow. "Really Jerry, really?" Jerry mumbled to himself and ran to biology, knocking over people left and right on his way.
Kim turned to Jack. "What was that all about? I want a full explanation." She said, giving Jack that judging look of hers. He thought it was adorable. He thought she was adorable.
Jack turned red. It's not like he was just going to tell her that he was in love with her! "Well… you see… umm…"
"Jack, are you… gay?" She said cautiously.
"NO! NO, NO, A BILLION TIMES NO!" Jack said, waving his arms frantically, trying to get his point across.
"Phew, That's a relief." She said, smiling at him.
"Yup, it sure- Wait, why is it a relief." He asked confusedly.
She just giggled and kissed him on the cheek. "See you after school Jack!" She said and flounced away.
He turned bright red and his stomach erupted in butterflies as he processed what had just happened. He watched her walk down the hallway in awe.
Yup, he was definitely NOT gay.
A/N: Yo guys, what's crack-a-lackin? Sorry, this one was kinda short. I have a question for u guys:
I feel like Kim and Jack are both just such strong characters that they would never confess their feelings for each other in a normal way. It would either come out on accident or in the middle of an extreme situation, ya know? I don't know, call me crazy. Does anyone else agree?
PLEASE REVIEW
-Az
