A/N: Ok this chapter isn't as long as I had wanted it to be, but it will have to satisfy you for now. Ok, now I'm sorry, but I will not be able to update for about the next three weeks. I will be at my Mom's house. (Divorced parents in case you wanna know) and I wanna thank mysti13, Suki Miko, Loki7744, lizifang, Shadow D. Princess, OragamiBlueAngel, BAYALE, SaphiraEragon,and larkspurRND for all of the amazing reviews, alerts, and favorites. You are all amazing and awesome!

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~Mallory POV~

As soon as I saw those chains wrap around the Kakshe guy I knew that we were definitely NOT in Narnia. In Narnia everyone announces their intention, then attacks. Well, sometimes. Either way, I was outta there, at high speeds, and I wasn't about to look back either. Some part of my mind knew that this was stupid, but the other part knew that Rachel would come for me. She always did, or wanted to at least. Right now, though, I was hell-bent on running until I dropped, or was tackled I guess. Which is, ironically, what happened moments later.

"Holy *deep breath* crap *pant* stop running*pant* dammit." Rachel sort of spit out as she slowly got off of me (she tackled me remember).

"Ow." I stated as I rubbed the hip that I landed on, "You didn't have to go all line-backer on me."

"Please, if you wouldn't go all cross-country on me I wouldn't have to. *deep breath* Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out here! You could've been killed! Don't freaking do that, I can't always be there to protect you!" she yelled as she contradicted herself. Considering we should probably be quiet and stuff. I mentally sighed as she yelled at me a little more. I know she means well, but I don't need as much protection as she thinks. I love her to death (as a friend), but she can be overbearing sometimes. My poor first boyfriend, I hope he has forgiven her for what she did.

"Are you listening!" Rachel yelled at me while snapping in front of my fingers like Roy Mustang.

"Yes, Mustang." I retorted back.

"It's a good thing that I can't use Flame Alchemy!" She roared back.

"Hn." I huffed, pouting. At least I know a little about Fullmetal Alchemist, yay anime knowledge.*Note the sarcasm* I looked into her angry hazel eyes and glared the best that I could.

~Rachel POV~

Oh, so she wanted a staring contest? Bring. IT. ON. I glared knives into her light blue eyes, waiting for her to yield and look away. After two minutes of a very intense staring contest Kakashi found us and demanded to know why we had left. Neither of us moved an inch.

"Rachel? Mallory? Hello? What are you two doing now?" He asked us. We kept up our contest. I smiled a little and winked at Mal. This was our signal (one of many). This particular signal meant act like we hate each other's guts in order to piss people off. I would win the staring contest later. Now it was time to mess with people, and swear words were allowed.

"You are such a bitch!" She screamed at me making Kakashi whip his head around in shock.

"I'm a bitch? You're a coward for running away!" I spat back

"So I wouldn't die! Jeez you are SUCH A WHORE!"

"That didn't even make sense you f****** dumbass!" I yelled, trying not to smile at our act. We kept going back and forth, each sentence getting a bit more colorful. Kakashi finally intervened.

"Hey ladies, what is goi—

"STAY OUT OF IT!" We screamed at him in unison. His eye twitched a little.

"GIRLS! WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING ABOUT?" He bellowed over our yelling.

"Did he just interrupt me before I insulted you again?" I asked Mallory calmly.

"Yep, and he was yelling too." Mal replied.

"You are NOT a part of this Scarecrow!" I told him forcefully.

"Yeah! Do you have any idea why we are yelling and what I had for lunch the other day? NEITHER DO I!" Mal yelled at poor Kakashi, at this rate Kakashi was going to leave us to fend for ourselves instead of helping us.

"Yeah! KAKASHI DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY THE PLURAL OF MOOSE ISN'T MEESE? This is clearly relevant in this argument." I stated as he gave each of us a 'look'. We are familiar with this look. It is a look that says 'Who are these people and what the f*** are they doing?' . . . we get this look a lot. I wonder how much longer we could antagonize this poor ninja.

"That is quite enough ladies," He said through clenched teeth, "I do not know nor care what you had for lunch the other day Mallory. Rachel, meese sounds stupid, that's why. Also, I already asked you why you are yelling, I believe."

"False." I corrected, "You asked us what we were fighting about. Which is a stupid question because what we were fighting about has nothing to do with you unless you happen to know exactly what Mallory thinks, and why she does what she does when she does it. *insert very fake girly voice here* Duh."

"So you are done fighting then?" He asked with a smirk.

"We never said that." Mallory said.

"Actually, she did." Kakashi stated as he pointed at me. "she said 'what we were fighting about. Past tense, you two are just intentionally trying to antagonize me right now."

"Damn. Well, it's about time that someone figured it out." I sighed; we had been confusing our friends with that trick for years. The only one who has ever figured out that we have never once had a real fight was Jess.

"Generally it's the best part when they try to break up our argument and fail. The looks on their faces are priceless, like yours was at first." Mallory told Kakashi.

"Well, all admit it caught me off guard, especially the 'colorful' part, but I'm actually surprised that no one has found out yet . . . I wonder what my students would do, hm." The ninja wondered out loud, not so subtly telling us to fightright in front of his students.

"We would love to." I said with a tiny curtsy and a grin.

"We would? My voice hurts, I wonder if Jess still has some Nutella in that jar of hers." Pondered the tall girl.

"We have to get back to them, they are probably wondering what happened to you two. Let's go girls." Said the Jounin as Mal and I looked at each other a burst out laughing. I can't believe Kakashi just said 'Let's go girls.' After he gave us a very helplessly confused look we started to follow him back towards the team, still laughing.

Walking. I'm beginning to loathe it. It can be so boring, no action packed ninja fights of doom, or whatever.

'Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine.'

'I thought that I fired you?'

'No, I took a temporary leave, remember?'

'No.'

'Shocker. So have you figured out anything yet?'

'Have you?'

'. . . no.'

'Didn't think so.'

'Hey I'm trapped in here 24/7! I stay busy enough trying to keep your sanity in check.'

'You do that?'

'Yes!'

'You are so mean to me T_T'

'You are infuriating to think to!'

'I have to have you in my HEAD!'

'I have to BE in your head!'

'Hey, look.'

'At what?'

'HA!'

' . . .?'

'Hey, LISTEN!'

'OH NO, YOU WILL NOT DO THAT NAVI THING WITH ME MISSY!'

'Hehehe.'

'I need a vacation, by the way you are about to run into a tree, or vertical log, as you sometimes call them..'

I quickly moved to the right so I would avoid the 'tree'. There was no tree, and I happened to run straight into Naruto and managed to shove him to the ground somehow. Oops.

'I can't believe you fell for that.'

'Wow, you are hilarious indeed.'

'Plus, I'm you therefore you are technically fighting with yourself, and you were just tricked by yourself.'

'. . . Damn.'

"Sorry Naruto, I had a feeling that I was about to run into a tree just now." I apologized, helping him up.

"Does that happen often?" he asked while rubbing his butt where he landed.

"Kinda." I replied sheepishly while finally realizing that we were back together as a group.

"Oh wait, HA reunion!" I yelled and immediately getting smacked upside the head by none other than my other best friend Jess. She looked very pleased about something.

"Did you punch Sasuke while we were gone?" I asked randomly getting only a sheepish grin in return.

"Who's Sas-kay?" Mal asked, trying to figure out who we were referring to.

"Chicken/goose ass hair." I answered as I started to follow the group down the windy road.

"Oh, it sounds like sauce, you know, as in tomato sauce. Then gay, as in happy or homosexual. He must've been teased as a child, making him the cold, mean pre-pubescent boy that he is." Mallory rambled off.

"He's mean because of other reasons, even though they're unwarranted." I replied calmly and quietly, knowing full well that he could hear me. I glanced up to where he was, walking a little ways in front of me. I could tell that he was really ticked off, but oh well, he'll figure it out eventually.

A/N: I love all of you, and I'm sorry that I won't be ab;e to update, but I know that I will be making Aristotle29 happy bcuz I will finally update my other stories! YAY! Ok, peace! Review!