I'm sad...no one reviewed on the last chapter...crestfallen sob. This really isn't good for my already low self-esteem...not that any of you would care anyway...
Dear Ford,
If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?
Hermit
Dear Hermit,
Aren't you a frog? I'm getting confused with all you animals...Arthur's still an aardvard right?
Well, if a turtle loses its shell, it's neither homeless nor naked. It's dead. You don't see a turtle walking around without a shell do you? Chances are, if you see a turtle without its shell, its probably a little crisp around the edges from being in a frying pan... Poor turtle.
Anyway, in my opinion, turtles are an aquired taste. But the answer to your question is "dead". Such a sad, sad word...
Ford
Dear Ford,
Why is it that we say one "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours?
Baby Phat
Dear Baby Phat,
Before I say any more, I take back that comment on how your names match your questions. I'm starting to discover that your names actually have nothing to do with your problems unless you think about it pun-wise.
About your question now: there arefour explanations for that.
1. You're talking about a baby. That's probably the most obvious one, unless you're not talking about a baby. Then, this explanation makes no sense cuz you're not talking about a baby (common sense comes to play on this one).
2. You're talking about a person that wakes up too much. Then that would match the sleeping habits of a baby (some thinking comes to play in this one).
3. You're talking about a person that likes to sleep a lot, and are not necessarily relating the person to a baby's sleeping habits. The baby is an odd creature. They like to sleep a lot, but we don't always agree with their sleeping habits.
4.You don't know what you're talking about. Most people don't like to admit it, but they ofen sy things to amke themsound wise and educated. You might be one of them.
Ford
Dear Ford,
Why do you call this a "Self Help" section if you're not really helping yourself?
Psychologically Unwell
Dear Psychologically Unwell,
Well, if you're psychologically unwell, you came to the right person! However, I've learned by now that you can't trust a person's name.
It's called a self help section to make you feel useful, like you really can help yourself. I'm actually the one helping you, but it's better for your self esteem if you think you're answering all your questions through hard pondering and a sudden bright idea. That's the point of self help.
Ford
Please review. It took me about an hour to write this cuz I'm too uncreative to come up with questions. Also it was because your nonreviewingnes has been forcing my self-esteem to drop. I feel very bad. I feel like I'm a terrible writer and should just give up on this story adn delete it. sob.
