Dear Diary,

Yay Sasori-kun! You're my hero! I'll tell you why.

It started out as a normal day and first hour was full of great conversation with Sasori. The incident happened while I was walking back to my locker.

I was parting ways with Sasori, not watching where I was going, when I ran into someone. This someone was Itachi, the twelfth-grade bully; big and tall. He was mad. He pushed me against the wall, threatening to punch my face in and do other painful things to me.

But then came Sasori-kun to the rescue. (Heroic music) He jumped up and kicked Itachi in the face! POW! It was awesome! Itachi lay unconscious on the floor as people gathered around the bully's unmoving body.

"Thanks," I said to Sasori, "That was amazing, are you a ninja, un?" He laughed at this, but he wasn't laughing for long. His heroic act was soon discovered by teachers, but they saw it as disruptive and juvenile. He was brought to the office and given a week of detentions and a good scolding although I told the principle what really happened.

Sasori didn't seem to mind the punishment much. We went through the rest of the school day talking and joking about Sasori's 'ninja skills.' It was fun and I'm glad Sasori saved me from imminent doom, but I fell bad that he got detention doing it.

Oh well, at least we both are still in one piece. Goodnight.