Don't ask why I'm even bothering to update. All I've ever written is crap that doesn't deserve to pollute the internet.

This will probably be put on hiatus after you finish this chapter.

Hermione's POV

Why do they hate me so much? I never did anything to THEM. I sighed looking at the grey-ish walls of the bathroom I was sitting in. Pathetic. I'm just tired of Ron Weasley and basically every other Gryffindor bullying me. Well Ron's the worst. Not the point. The point being-I'm pretty sure I'm about to die. Why? THERE IS A TROLL RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. Right hide. If it can't see you it won't attack you. A brain the size of a PEA. I'll be fine if I stay hidden.

Yugh, it stinks.

I watched the troll lumber by, trying to breathe as quietly as I could. Ok, why is it turning? Why does it seem like its . . . looking in my direction. Then I remembered something VERY important- trolls have a good sense of smell. Damn.

The troll had me backed up against the wall. My nails dug into the palms of my hand as I stared at it.

Suddenly a voice yelled ''Hey Ugly!'' I stared- Ron Weasley . . . why would he save me? He hates me?

He wasn't the only one ether. Three other first years- Harry Potter, Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker were with him. Harry jumped on the troll. And stuck his wand up its nose? Ewww.

Ron Weasley raised his wand. 'WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA,'' he shouted.

The troll's club raised itself in the air as the troll itself looked around stupidly for it.

BAM! The club fell, HARD on the troll's head.

I smiled. They saved me . . .they really did!

I stared. Professor McGonagallwas walking in the bathroom entrance way. (The door was destroyed by the troll.)

''What,'' she said in a voice that was cold as ice, ''are the four of you DOING here?''

My eyes widened, we're gonna be expelled for sure . . .

''However not many first years could take on a full grown mountain troll and live. You are each awarded five points. But you will all have detention- ''

Oh no this is is, were expelled or at least given detention, why should they be given detention- they were just trying to save me.

''Professor McGonagall, it's my fault; I said uttering my first ever lie to a Hogwarts teacher, ''I thought I could fight it, I mean I've read a book about it . . . '' I trailed off, looking down.

''10 points from Gryffindor, Ms. Granger. Now- all of you get back to your dorms- or do I have to escort you?''

''No,'' muttered everyone.

I shakily followed everyone else. ''So, why did you try and rescue me?'' I said.

''Well we were going to when we realized you were here, sorry about what I said,'' Anakin stated.

Harry nodded,'' we bumped into them.''

''I guess that's a first- a Slytherin rescuing a Gryffindor.''I said.

Padme rolled her eyes ''we're not evil you know . . . ''

Well that was 500 words of pure and utter horrible writing- and the sad thing? It's actually BETTER than any other chapter on this story.