Uh oh Murnilnir wos gonan KEEL mi! I wos in hoptital, and there were no docters neer me, uh oh I was stuck to one of those machines thye stick u to in hospital. I wos also week becos I got into a fite with alden and lost lots of blood. But I wudent die wiffout a fite! I took a deep breath and shouted:
GO AWAY!

Murmilnir flew out of the window magicelly by my dragon shout. But as spoon as it wore off he was back! It was turn to shout
BE NORMEL!

WUT!? I was sick of peple bean racist to crossdressers, they were just jellus becos im fabulous, and wear nice clothes unlike them. I resisted the meen dragein shout becos I wont let them get to me (:

All the nose from dragon shoutigng had attracted a doctor to the room, he arksed what is going on. He was a blue dragen and wos wearin a white lab coat in case he spilt sick dragons on hisself.

"Are you feelin better odafing?" arksed he.

"Yes but this mean dragon murmilnir keeps attacking me." I made sad face to show I was sad, even in hoptital I can't not get bash up.

Sudden the droctor dagon was reely mad. He turnt out to be MURMILNIR UNKEL. He angried at murilnir.

"im telling ur parents that you were bash up this dragon, ur gonna be grounded 4 life, theyre gonna cut off ur wings!" Wen a dragon gets grounded instead of just not being allowed out theyre not alowd to fly so they might chop off wings.

Murmilnir burst into tears and beg the dotocr not to tell on him, butt he got kicked out of the hopisal and fell out of the window. His mum appeared before he hit the ground and sed 'murmilnir ur grounded' and he cudent fluy becos grounded so hit the ground and died.

The next day I woke up, I saw Hildreananleena, my best humen friend had cum to visit me. She had brought me a fabulous dress to help me feel better, it was sparkles and pink! I was so excited that I felt all better and went home to watch eurobision, except it was Tamrielvision.
Jet Black, an argonian who was my friend, was on Tamrielvision becos it was his brithdya, he was singing happy birthday to hisself. I had sented him a fabulous dress for his birthday, it was black with a pretty bow. He was wearing it, he looked so good in it! I sung along wif him then everyone voted on him and he won, yay!

The next day I flew to Jet Black;s house and gave him a cake, it sed happy birthday because that's what you write on birthday cakes.

"Thanks, he thanked."

"Congratulations on winning Tamirelvision, I sed nad he said thanks again."

Sudden our friend Vicktorriya appeared, she was a khajiit that left flowers wherever she wented. We all ate the cake

Then we got another cake in the mail but some fans ate it before we cud get it, we are all fames cos of tv shows, I am Skyrim's top model. Oh well lol

THEY ALL TURNED INTO ZOMBIES

The cake was from alduin he had poiseden it, all the fans were zombies, uh oh they were cumming towards us, we hat to stop them! They were scary and made funny noses. Some of them had no heads. I cried but Jet Black said itz ok and to be brave, so I be'd breve! I took a deep breath, I knew what zomvies weaklochnesses are! Fiar! Everywun prepared their fire spells and fire dragon shouts.

YOLO TOR SHUL! I wented and breathed fire allover the zombies, and there wos the sownd of all the fire spells and the zombies burned, they were ded, well even dedder than zombies alreddy are. But there were more zombies! My dragon shout wos still on cooldown and Aeroplane Black and Vicktorriya had run out of magicka! This was a very exclamation mark sityation. I knew what to do, like in the game plants vs zombies I could use Vikctorriya's flowers to beat them. I stole her flower and she arksed what but I hat no tiem to epxplain, I threw the flowers at the zombies! Oh no, instead of dying they just made fabulous flower necklesses and headbands with them. I was despair. What if I turned into a zombie dragein!?

SPEAK OF THE DEVILLE! Cruella deville cruella deville if she dusent scare u no eval thing will. A ZOMBIE DRAGON APPEREAD, IT WAS MURMILNIR COME BACK AS A ZOMBIE! The only solution was to a bomb. Jet Black turned into a fighter jet and threw nuclar missile s at all the small zombies and threy blew up like a microwave when u leave ur spoon in your noodles. As I walked aweay from the explode I put on cool sunglasses like 007 would. They were fashionable pink sunglasses shaped like stars but the other eye was shaped like a love heart.

Murmilnir was still alive (well zombie but u know what I meen) and he flew towards us. It was a dramatic fite, but I tooked a deep breath and shouted the most powerful dragon shout to defeat a zomboe. Even yolo toor shul cudent defeat such a powerful zombie. Instead I shouted

"FAB-U-LOUS!' And he became fabulous, but zombies can't be favulous so he died, the end. But he was still alive, just extra unfabulous. But Vicktorriya shot him wif a gun made of flowers and he died,

We hat won with teamwork! Yay we posed for a photo and were starrin an action movie about our bravery defeat, I was so happy!


Thank you to Hugsforpenguin and Maximsk for your charactras, and happy birthday to maximsk and Hugsforpenguina few weeks ago sorry I missed it but I added u in this chaptar so it is also deadicated to uoy!