A/N: I have no idea where this came from at 10.20 last night, I felt like writing it. Don't blame me if it's strange…


"Can you eat dictionaries?" said a voice by my side.

I rolled over and groaned.

"What are you on about?" I asked Satoshi.

"I've memorized one but can you eat one?"

His eyes were looking into the distance, slightly hazy, like he was still half asleep.

"Satoshi, are you awake?"

"Of course I am. Can you eat dictionaries?"

He blinked and looked around.

"No, you can't eat dictionaries Satoshi," I told him.

"Daisuke, what are you on about?"

I groaned.


A/N: Told you it was strange…