Total Drama INVADER ZIIIM!
Chapter 145654356543 e-17 section 47
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Rg: We need a better typer. Stupid typer! YOU GET FIRED- what? We're rolling? Oh. Heheh. I uh... hm... no comebacks. Oh well. Oh FUDGE! WE'RE ROLLING! God. Thought you were kidding!
Skoodge: Mmmmm. Fudge.
Rg: ...Yea... Anyhow, we have to announce the best review before we do the voting off someone. And the best review goes to my cousin, RANDOM PERSON!
AHHHHHHH! i like them ALL! i CAN'T CHOOSE *head explodes* well now that i have inexplicably recovered, i'm sorry to say this, but, SKOODGE! *skoodge does that tear thing of his* now i must go, the pie calls me, IT CALLS! *runs off toward pie while more pie rains down around*
Rg: Hahaha! Thats mah cuz! UP HIGH COUSIN!
Random Person: (still dancing with the pie)
Rg: ...getting back to the votes, we will now START!
Gir: I WANNA TACO!
Rg: Well thats good because you are SAFE! (gives Gir a saftey taco or whatever)
Gir: (eats it)
Rg: And the other safe guy is Shloonktapooxis!
Shloonk: ALLRIGHT! I AM $AFE! Oh! DOLLAR SIGN!
Rg: ...riiiight. Anyhow, we have our bottom two. Skoodge AND Tenn!
Tenn: WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST ME?
Tenn haters: YOUR VOICE!
Tenn: :( This isnt going to go well if you keep voting me off!
Tenn Haters: Who cares? We hate you, remember?
Tenn: Oh yea...
Rg: Lets take a look at the tally board. (a dry erase board with both names scribbled messily on it) (puts a tally on Tenns side) Tenn got a vote off. Surprise surprise. And now we have a vote for Skoodge.
Skoodge: (eating cookies) huh?
Rg: (puts tally on Skoodges side) Oh and heres another for Skoodge. (puts another on Skoodges side) And heres one for Tenn. (puts one on Tenns side)
Tenn: WHY?
Rg: We have TEN votes left in the voting basket of DOOM!
Skoodge: Doom doesnt really go well with basket...
Rg: TOO BAD! Anyhow, all TEN off the votes left in here are for the same irken. WHO WILL THE TENN VOTES GO TO?
Tenn: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ENPHASIZE THE TEN- oh... Wait! I know! Never mind. :(
Skoodge: (thinks: Hey! He's enphasizing the Ten! I must be safe! TACO!)
Rg: And all of these votes... ARE... FOR- lets find out after the break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Joe: Do YOU have an annoying nemisis who you want to DESTROY AND OBLITERATE? Then come on down to my lazer place! I will personally give you your own LAZER!
Zim: (holds out cash) I'll take twenty.
END!
(at the beginning of the show returning, you see Dib getting chased while Zim tries to hit him with the laser)
Zim: GET BACK HERE YOU HORRIBLE HUMAN!
Rg: NOW BACK! And where were we? Oh yea. Voting time! LETS WATCH DANCING BANANAZ!
Skoodge: LET US SEE THE VOTES!
Rg: Fine. Now I will tell who is leaving. Skoodge, you may or may not go home. Same goes for you, TENN. And lets go to Zim with his opinion.
Zim; I WILL DESTROY THE DIB! ...that is all. :)
Rg: Very good Zim. NOW BACK TO THE VOTES! The final and last votes are all for...
Skoodge: (sweat)
Tenn: (sweat)
Rg: SKOODGE!
Skoodge: O.O NOOOOOOOOO!
Rg: Heres your constolation prize! (gives him a gift food basket)
Skoodge: Yay! Whats in here?
Rg: Various meats!
Skoodge: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (gets on helicopter but the helicoptor spins out of control and flies near the mountains, sputters out and explodes because of his weight)
Rg: (oblivious to the mess that just happened behind him.) Lets get started with the challenges!
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Rg: Challenge time! Today, we will be doing.. something... that has to do with... SWIMMING!
Zim: crud.
Rg: OKAY! Anyhow, lets get towards where we will put our contestants to go. *goes towards very dirty pond with dorsal fins swimming around... SHARK dorsal fins.* OBSERVE. *throws a toy into the water and the sharks rip it to shreds* Now get yer bathing suits on! Lets go for a swim! Oh and one more thing. The one whos most afraid of water has to go in.
Zim: What? But- but Why?
Rg: Because its funnier.
Zim: (points laser at Random Guy)
Rg: ...if you shoot me, you lose the game.
Zim: AAAUUGGGHH! STUPID!
Rg: Okay... ummm... Zim has to go, Tak has to go, Throbulator has to go and so does... ummmm... Tenn.
Tenn: WHAT? IM NOT AFRAID OF WATER! (begins hyperventilating)
Rg: If not, then you wont have a problem with the challenge. Now go get changed and I'll see you in 5 minutes.
5 MINUTES LATER
Zim: (in his usual red invaders uniform... yes it is red. NOT PINK! SO DEAL WITH IT!)
Tenn: (in a bikini)
Throbulator: (in a tight speedo. very frightening sight. MY EYES! MY EEEYYYEEESSS!)
Tak: (one piece)
Skoodge: (comes out of nowhere) WOAH. Tenn and Tak? WOAH. Purty- ACK! THROBULATOR! MY EYES! GAAAHHH!
Tak: (hits him on the head) Get out of my sight, you irken defect!
Rg: Yea. You already got voted off. Do I have to call security?
Skoodge: (throws down smokebomb and randomly disappears then reappears) uh... can I have a bandaid for where Tak hit me?
Rg: sure. (gives bandaid and then SKoodge disappears again) Okay. Let the challenge of OUTRUNNING A SHARK BEGIN! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SWIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO THE OTHER SIDE WITHOUT GETTING EATEN BY SHARKS! I'll record your time on this stopwatch! First we have the waffle eaters with Tenn.
Skoodge: purrty
Rg: GRRRR.
Skoodge: Sorry (disappears again)
Rg: Aaaannnddd... START!
Tenn: (gets into water and sizzles) AAAAHHHH! (then bursts into a high speed in order to get out of the water)
Rg: QUICK! THE SHARKS ARE COMIN!
Tenn: EEEEKKKK! (swims faster and gets to the end of the pond)
Rg: Wow. 36.87 seconds. Great job Tenn!
Tenn: Reeeeally?
Rg: no. Now get back to your team. Next is Zim.
Zim: ZIM WILL NOT GET BEATEN BY GIRLS!
Tenn: You sexist immature BRAT!
Zim: *mocking* you sexist immature brat! *not mocking* SILENCE TAK! ZIM WILL BEAT YOU! (dumps paste all over self and jumps in)
Rg: Ready... set... GOOOOOO!
Zim: (swims pretty fast)
Rg: QUICK! ZIM! WATCH OUT FOR THE- ohhh... sharks... uh... go to commercial! GO!
Commercial break! AGAIN!
uhhhh... (dancing randomly) doodee doodoo! lalalllaalallaa! uh... GAH ! THIS IS STUPID!
End
Rg: (currently pulling Zim from a sharks mouth) uh... I thought I told you to go to commercial break!
Other random guy: We did, but the commercial person is wierd! And stupid!
Commercial Guy: (hits other guy on the head) Meanie head...
Rg: uh... While I pry Zim from this shark, lets go to Taks entry.
Zim: Stupid shark! YOU WILL NOT NO THE MEANING OF PEACE EVER AGAIN IF I GET OUT OF HERE! HEY! HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING YOU HORRIBLE BEAST? YOU BETTER! LISTEN! I AM ZIM!
Rg: This is gonna be a long day...
Tak: (jumps into water and does the crawl, she has the secret of paste too, so she doesnt burn)
Rg: FINALLY. A normal contest entry. Tak! TAK! THE SHARKS!
Tak: (goes a whole lot faster that the sharks cant keep up and reaches shore)
Rg: And your time was... 34.66 SECONDS! YOU HAVE TENN BEAT! *claps* Now... next is THROBULATOR!
Throbulator: I AM THROBULATOR!
Rg: Thats what I just said... anyhow... ready... set... GO!
Throbulator: (goes into the water and swims very slowly)
Rg: uh... SWIM FASTER! REMEMBER! THE SHARKS! THE SHAARRKKSS!
Throbulator: The WHAT?
Sharks: *go for throbulator, but when they see the tight speedo, their eyes burn up and fall off* AAAHHH! OUR EYES! GAAAHHH!
Throbulator: *reaches shore*
Rg: FINALLY. Your final time is... 2 minutes and 44 seconds! uh... thats kinda bad...
Throbulator: Meh.
Rg: But even so, I think that there is a certain irken that didnt even make it across... hm?
Zim: (body is sticking out of the sharks mouth, but head is still in) I AM ZIM!
Rg: Yes you are. You will also be enjoying a campfire thingy with all your teammates. You lost.
Zim: WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU! THIS MOUTH IS PRACTICALLY SOUNDPROOF!
Rg: ...whatever... Anyhow, here we have Zim, Red, Lard Nar and Skoodges SIR unit, Fluffy! BEGIN THE VOTING AND I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON...
TOTAL.
DRAMA.
INVADER.
ZIM!
