Tears weren't normally something that left James. Until now. He was so caught up in his fiery outburst of tears that he didn't even bother to react to the sharp pain being carved into his chest. It was more than likely another message being carved that would make him feel even worse about killing himself.
No..no more...I can't stand the pain any longer...please...just stop.
Before he knew it, he was no longer in Tad's house. In fact, he had no clue where he was. All he knew was that he raised his tear stained face to see that he was in a playground. A very crappy looking playground, at that.
The slides were rusty, the chains that held the swings looked as if they would break at any moment, and the Merry-Go-Round seemed to be stable enough to tear from the ground and swing about thirty kids into a brick wall. It was a dump. Which meant that he was definitely no longer in Ol' Bullworth Vale. Which could only mean that...
Please don't tell me I'm about to run into some grease-monkeys...
Jimmy got to his feet to get a better glimpse around the atmosphere. About ten children (all maybe around the ages of five and six) were running around, having a blast with each other. Being relieved that no children could see him, he lifted his shirt in hopes of being able to read the message that had been carved onto him. The message read:
Life will forever move one without you. Nothing can stop it. But what about the ones that loved you...that you never met? Won't they feel....abandoned?
-DEA??
Okay, seriously, dude. I know what your name is. Stop trying to fool me.
Jimmy's mind was absolutely boggled. People that loved him that he never met? In New Coventry? It was all very confusing...
So one of the greaseballs had a kid....well who exactly had it and where is it? Is it one of Lola's mistakes? Did Ricky finally get back together with his girlfriend? Did Hal fuck Edna yet?! Who had the kid??!
As Jimmy frantically looked around, he eventually saw a sight the fascinated him. A little dark boy had his left pant leg up, crying (there was a scrape on it). Perhaps it was Norton's kid? But then, a very meek voice sounded.
"Excuse me, are you okay, Billy?". Jimmy looked and found one of the most angelic faces he had ever seen. It was a little girl, about five years old, with long curly yet wavy, chestnut hair, a little black dress with purple flowers as the design, black slippers on her small feet and smooth tanned skin. And her eyes......he had only seen those eyes on one other person.
.....Johnny Vincent had a baby? But,but...I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY!
After a moment, he became even more confused over the situation. From behind the little girl came a much older, yet still very attractive, version of Ms. Phillips. "Candy, what happened to him?". "Billy fell off of the Merry-Go-Round and now he's cryin'!".
Told ya somebody would fall off-wait WHAT?! Johnny Vincent and Ms. Phillips had a baby?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Ms. Phillips gently wiped Billy's scraped knee and he was soon okay. Soon, she leaned down to the little girl. "Candy, that was awfully mature of you to come to me for help like that. I'm sure both of your fathers would be proud". Jimmy gaped at this saying. Now he was absolutely shocked.
Okay, so Johnny IS gay.....HOW THE HELL DOES THIS KID LOOK LIKE HIM?! DOES PEANUT HAVE A PUSSY OR SOMETHING?!!
Soon, the little girl ran to her friends, laughing all the way. The sexy Art teacher stood up, being greeted by an old version of.....Mr. Galloway? "I'm so proud of that girl, she's just turned five last week and already she's proven to be very mature". Galloway just smiled and replied with, "She probably gets it from you, I mean, sure, she's Jonathan and Larry's child, but you were the surrogate mother for her. She's bound to have something from you!".
Oooh, that makes more sense now!
Soon, there was a loud crash over where Candy Vincent and her friends played at. Jimmy ran over to where the noise was birthed to see Candy and some unpleasantly fat kid shoving each other. "You think you're tough, don't ya? You think you can a fool oughta ME?! Candy Vincent?! Well think again, hot shot!!". Soon after this taunt ended, Candy punched the fat kid right in the face, causing him to fall over crying.
Yep, this is DEFINITELY Johnny's daughter.
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This is what happens whenever a teenage fangirl finds out that two men can have a baby that shares both of their DNA. XD lol And I just recently found out that two women can, too.....somehow. So know I know that if I were to marry a woman one day, we can have a baby. But I'll still young, I have no clue whether or not I'll marry a guy or a girl just yet.
I swear, I'm gonna write a fic one day that revolves around this child! I already have an idea in my head for it, but I'm gonna finish this fic first before I start that fic.
*starts singing* Glooo-ria! I'm gonna shout it all night-Glooo-ria! XD........sorry. That song's playing right now and I just happen to love it very much. ^^ lol Even though it's very old.... :P
