Pure Sweetness

7th Taste: Demyx, "Cute maids on a hot day make me lose my cool."

(Electric guitar sounds)

"Hmm...that doesn't sound quite right."

(More electric guitar sounds)

"No, that sounded off too."

(Even more electric guitar sounds)

"Mm hmm...maybe if I..."

(Sorry, I don't know the sfx of an electric guitar)

"Oh yeah...that's it. Cool."

Another step taken towards completing another awesome song, written by yours truly. Ah yes, with my musical talent and natural good looks, it's only a matter of time before I become the most famous rock star that ever lived! And what better place to cultivate my genius than my nice, comfortable, and air-conditioned room. While everyone else sweats in the blazing heat outside doing whatever, I'm left alone to relax on my couch strumming my sitar while drinking a can of soda. Life is good.

Boooooomm! The sound of my bedroom door exploding.

"Waah!" Thump! The sound of me shouting as I fall off my couch and hit the floor scared as shit.

"What the hell?" I yelled. "Who the hell did that?" As I looked toward the doorway, I could see the shadowy figure of a person covered by the smoke.

"So it was you..." a voice growled. "I should've known..."

"Wah?" I said confused.

"You bastard! Damn it Demyx, so you were the one who took the last grape soda!"

"Huh?" I said, even more confused. As the smoke started to clear, I was able to see who the shadowy figure was. Standing in my destroyed doorway was none other than- Aw man, not her.

"What's that stupid look on your face for?"

"Man. Would it have killed you to knock? What the hell did you go and blow up my door for Larxene?"

"Don't try to change the subject!" Larxene snapped. "Who said that you could take the last grape soda? That was mine dammit!"

"Your soda?" I turned toward the soda that was sitting on the table in the center of the room. Sure enough, it was grape soda. I turned back to Larxene. "Who said it was your soda? I don't see your name written on it."

"Look on the bottom you dumbass!" she barked.

"Alright, alright." I said. I picked up the can of soda and looked underneath it. Engraved on the bottom were little words that were almost too small to see. They read: "Property of Larxene, Do Not Touch except for Larxene, Anyone who does touch will meet a horrible death by the hands of Larxene."

"See?" said Larxene. "My name is one it you bastard."

"Who looks under a can of soda to see if anything's written on it?" I yelled.

"It doesn't matter! The fact is that was my soda AND YOU DRANK IT!"

"Chill out. What are you getting so mad over a can of soda for anyway?"

"THUNDAGA!" Zapp! Bolt of lightning hit me.

"Aahhhahahaaaah!" I screamed as I was shocked and fell to the ground. That may have sounded really exaggerated, but seriously, do you know what's it's like to be struck by lightning? It hurts like hell, believe me. I really I should have seen that coming though. I mean, whenever I piss Larxene off for some unknown reason (which tends to happen a lot) she usually either shocks me, or uses me as a dart board.

Before I had a chance to stand, Larxene put her foot on my head and pinned me to the floor. "Now," she said. "You, Demyx, are going to go out into town and buy me some more soda."

"Why do I have to do that?" I protested.

"Thundaga." Zapp!

"Aaaaahhh!" (Really, it hurts that badly.)

"Because..." she answered adding pressure to her foot (and on my smoking head). "If you don't, you'll never see your precious sitar ever again." She held up my sitar in her right hand. When the hell did she get that?

"Wait!" I said. "I need that to write songs and become a famous rock star!"

"Oh please, " she said. "The only thing you'll ever be famous for is sitting on your lazy ass all day doing nothing."

"I was not sitting around doing nothing!" I protested. "In fact, I was just writing a new soon-to-be-a-hit song before you blasted my door down!"

"You were writing a song huh?" she said skeptically as she looked around the room. "Don't you need a music sheet to write down a song you just made up for the first time? I don't see one anywhere. Or even paper for that matter."

"Hah! Why would a talented genius such as myself have the need to write down swiggly lines on a piece of paper? I have all of my songs written right up here," I said pointing to my head.

"Thundaga."

Zapp! "Ow." (Third time it doesn't hurt as much for some reason."

"Just get your ass out of here and get me my soda," she said as she began to walk away.

"W-wait!" I shouted after her.

"Oh right," she stopping. "I forgot something."

"What?" I asked, getting my hopes up for some unknown (and completely in vain) reason.

She turned around and pointed at me. "To make up for the grape soda that you had the nerve to drink, buy me six bottles of strawberry cola and some candy. Later." She turned and started walking away again.

"Hold on a second! Why do I have to buy all that? I only drank one can of soda!"

"I'll be waiting by the fountain in the garden enjoying the nice day. Don't keep me waiting!"

o.O.o

"Huff...huff...huff...huff." Oh man it's hot. How could anyone call this oven a "nice day?" I'm sweating bullets and the inside my mouth is as dry as a desert. I swear I feel like I'm about to die.

The time it took to walk into town felt like an eternity. I mean, it's not like the castle is far from the town or anything, but with the blazing sun bearing down on me, added by the fact that it was also really humid as well, it literally felt like walking through hell.

Damn that woman! What the hell does she need six bottle of soda for? I would've been okay with buying one or two, (kinda) but six? And why should I have to buy candy too? Damn it!

I swear that she's making a big deal of this just to see me miserable. That is Larxene's favorite pastime. But why does she have to pick on me? I'm always just chillin in my room not bothering anybody. So I drank her soda by mistake. Is that really all it takes for her to ride my ass like that? Man!

Well now that I'm finally here I can buy Larxene her soda. I walked up to the nearest shop and ordered six bottles of strawberry cola. Unfortunately, it was an outdoor shop, so I had to wait outside while the clerk went in to fetch the soda. It wasn't as bad as the walk to town though. At least there was shade around here, which I happened to be under at the moment. As looked around to see if there was anything going on, I heard someone call out to me.

"Yo Demyx!"

I turned to see Zack walking down the street. "Yoho!" I said. "Zack Attack! What's up?"

"Nothin much. Bout time you came out of that room. What brings you all the way out here?"

"My reason for being miserable," I said. "I was forced to buy some soda and candy for a really irritating woman who likes to blow down doors."

"Sounds like a bitch. She got yellow hair?"

"Yup, sure does. But I really wish that I could've ordered her all this stuff and chilled at the castle. It's freakin hot out here!"

"Well, I'd be really hot too if I was out here wearing a big black robe."

"Oh." Now that I think about it, this robe is pretty hot. It's black, (I remember hearing something about black things absorbing sunlight) it has long sleeves, and it's kinda heavy. Really, wearing this robe out on a hot day like this probably wasn't the best idea.

"Here's your soda sir," said the clerk as he returned and placed a six pack of soda on the counter. "That'll be 6000 munny."

"6000 munny! What the- how can six bottles of soda cost that much?" I yelled.

"It's not the guy's fault man," said Zack. "That soda that you bought is pretty popular and it's not cheap."

"Aw man!" I said. "That's all the money I have! How am I supposed to buy Larxene some candy?"

"Is it that important?"

"She blew up my door, electrocuted me three times, and stole my sitar all over a can of grape soda."

"Hmm, good point," said Zack. "Well lucky for you, I happen to have some candy with me right now." He reached into his pocket and pulled a small purple gumdrop-looking candy. "Here you go."

"Just one?" I said. "Thanks man, but I don't think that's gonna be enough."

"Trust me, one's all you'll need." He handed me the candy.

"Well, if you say so," I said.

"Right then. Later," he said as he started walking off. "Try not to get yourself killed man."

Unless this candy is as good as he says it is, I might be out of luck.

o.O.o

"Huff...I...finally...made it...huff." Aw man. The walk back to the castle was even worse than the walk into town. Had I been able to buy everything I needed, it might not have been that way, but the looming threat of death via electrocution made it hard for me to want to go back. What was worse was that I was constantly tempted to drink a bottle of the soda out of the six pack I had bought for that annoying woman, which was really heavy by the way. But I knew that if I'd taken even one sip, my death was certain. And so was the death of my poor sitar. Man, even hell would be better than this.

After a quick summer-outfit change, I arrived in the garden. True to her word, Larxene was sitting on a bench near the fountain sucking on a popsicle, waiting for me to bring her candy and soda. Unlike me, who decided to walk into an oven with a heavy black robe on, Larxene was already wearing a summer outfit. Still, I still don't know how anyone could call this scorcher a "nice day."

She saw me as I walked up. "Bout time," she said. "Where's my soda?"

"Here," I replied. I tossed her a bottle.

"What happened to the six I told you to buy?" she asked angrily.

"I didn't know that you were a fan of drinking hot soda. I put the rest in the fridge. That one was the coldest out of all of them," I said pointing to the bottle in her hand.

"Oh," she said. "I guess you aren't such a lazy dumbass after all."

I took a seat next to her. "I told you, I'm not lazy. Or a dumbass."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," she said. She finished her popsicle and started drinking her soda.

What was with her outfit anyway? Do girls think that showing a lot of skin is sexy? And why was it so tight on her? Her sweat made her shirt so wet that I could almost see-

"Are you checking me out you pervert?"

"W-what?" I said.

"Don't play dumb," said Larxene. "I saw you leering at me. Does my sexy outfit turn you on?"

"Pffft! Dream on," I said somewhat embarrassed.

"Oh well. I bet you're gay anyway."

"Hey!"

"So," she said. "Where's my candy?"

"Erk! Here," I said, annoyed at how quickly she changed the subject. I pulled out the gumdrop that Zack gave me.

"Are you kidding me? That's it?"

"I didn't have a lot of munny, so this was all I could get."

"Really? I guess that's how much you care about you stupid sitar then."

"Oh come on! I heard this candy is really good! And don't call my sitar stupid!"

"Whatever," she said as she swiped the candy from my hand. "Let's see if this candy's good enough to see your stupid sitar again."

"I told you it's not-"

"Oooohhh~!"

"Huh?" I said confused.

"This candy..." said Larxene. "It's so...so...good!"

"Really?" I said.

"Oh god, I've never had candy that was this delicious before! Where'd you get this?"

"Oh, well, Zack gave it to me," I replied.

"Oh. So you cared so little about your sitar that you couldn't even buy some candy?"

"B-b-but!"

"Relax," she said. "Lucky for you I really liked this. I'll have to asked Zack where he got it from." I breathed a sigh of relief. "Now stop your whining and wait there while I get your stupid sitar." I didn't even feel like correcting her, so I just sat there as she got up and left.

I laid back on the bench and took a sip of the water bottle that I'd brought out with me. I really have to thank Zack. He's one of the only guys that I'm really cool with around here. I afraid to think of what would've happen if he hadn't given me that candy. Still, I wonder what kind it was? I've never heard of a gumdrop that good before. Must be from another world or something. Who knows. All I know it that soon, I'll be able to chill in my room once again with my precious sita-

"Here's your sitar master?" said a voice. A very familiar voice that I could've sworn I just heard a few minutes ago. But there's no way it could be her because she'd never say something like that to me in a million years. So, expecting to see someone else, I turned my head to see...No way.

"Is there something wrong master?" said Larxene, who was wearing a maid outfit (I can't believe I just said that). Not only that, but I never thought that I'd ever see Larxene with such a cute look on her face! "Um, master? I've brought you your sitar."

I took it out of her hands, dumbfounded. "Um...thanks."

"My pleasure," she said with a cute smile. I could feel myself turning bright red. I never knew that Larxene could smile like that.

"Oh my! Master, you face is bright red! Are you ok? Do you have a fever?"

"I-I-I'm okay," I said flustered.

"I think I'd better check your forehead." She raised her hand. "Hold still please."

"N-no!" I blurted.

"Hmm?"

"I-I mean, it's ok. I'm fine."

"Mmn mmn," she said shaking her head. "It would be really bad if you had a fever." She reached toward my forehead. As she did, I backed away.

"Really, it's okay! I'm fine!" I said, but she kept walking toward me. She was determined to check to see I had a fever, which I really didn't! The look she had on her face seemed to say, "I won't stop till I touch his forehead," like it was her goal in life. And she still looked so cute! I couldn't let her touch me. I didn't know what I'd do if she did.

I continued to back away even further. Larxene continued walking toward me, picking up speed now. Further, faster, further, faster. She was walking so fast that she soon closed the gap between us (What can I say, I'm not used to running backwards). We were so focused on each other that we didn't even realize what was behind us. She was just about touch my forehead when- Trip!

"Woah!" I yelled as I fell backwards.

Because we were so close, I accidentally dragged Larxene in with me. "Ah!" she shouted.

Splash!

Great. I wasn't sick before, but I might be now. We had both just fallen into the fountain. I checked to see if my sitar was okay. Luckily I didn't damage it, and it's waterproof, so it worked just fine.

"Are you okay Master?" I heard Larxene say.

"Yeah, I'm alright," I answered. "How about yo-" I turned around to see a drenched Larxene still in her maid outfit. I also saw that the maid outfit was slowing melting away. "I da-ba-ga-wa-ma-sha-wa-" I said flabbergasted.

"Is there something wrong?" She said, completely unaware that her clothes were disappearing.

"You c-c-c-clothes!" I stammered. "They're disappe-"

"Got you!" she said as she placed her hand on my forehead. I was stunned, completely caught off guard by her sneak attack. "Mmmnnnn..."

I looked into her face as she checked my temperature. She looked so damn cute! I couldn't believe that this was the same Larxene who BBQ'ed me three hours ago, or at all for that matter. How could a cruel, spiteful, unpleasant girl seem so caring and innocent? I just couldn't believe it.

"Well," she said finally, "You forehead does seem a little warm but you don't seem to be showing any signs of being sick. Is there something else bothering you?"

"Well," I said trying to turn away. "Your clothes...they're, um..."

"My clothes?" She looked down. "Ah!" she shrieked.

Now this is what I was waiting for. An embarrassing moment like this that soon leads to an incredibly violent moment that will leave me shocked and half-dead in this watery grave. That would mean that all this was just a weird dream or some illusion caused by the heat and that I could finally wake up to the normal Larxene (not that I really mind this one) bringing my dear sitar back to me.

"Oh...I see."

"Wha?" I said, confused.

"So...the thing that was causing master discomfort," she said tearily. "Was it me?"

"Um, uh, no! Of c- of course not!" I said.

"Really?"

"Totally! I mean, the clothes disappearing was a little unexpected, but you were only trying to make sure that I wasn't sick. How could I feel be mad at someone like that?"

"I'm glad," she said, her smile once again appearing on her face. "I thought for sure that master hated me."

C-c-c-c-cuuuuuuuuttttttteeeee! So cute! Her sparkling green eyes, the expression on her face, even the pose she made as her clothes were almost gone! Everything about Larxene right now was so damn cuuutttee!

"So, is there anything else that I can do for you master?" Larxene asked.

"Oh! Well, um...I guess you could, uh..."

"Oh my!"

"What is it?"

"The area in your pants! It's extremely swollen right now!"

"Eh?" Could she be talking about the boner that I have right now. I mean, it can't be that big of a shock that I popped wood at this point, could it?

"Master, please allow mean to treat this!"

"What? No, it's okay. You don't have to-"

Too late. She already unfastened my pants to the point that my dick just popped out. "Ah!" she said. "Master's penis! It's a lot more swollen than I thought!"

"Uh, well..." But before I could say anything, Larxene began rubbing my dick, licking the head as she moved her hand up and down. "Ah!" I moaned.

"Don't worry master," she said. "I'll make you feel all better."

She continued working her hands around my dick. I don't know if it's because she's a knife user, but her hands were amazingly delicate and the was she handled my dick almost felt as if she was massaging it. It felt so good that it was becoming increasingly difficult to not cum, which was a problem because Larxene had now began to suck my dick. She was so good, I couldn't believe it. The way she wrapped her tongue around every inch of my dick, even my balls, was so skillful. She was put so much of my dick in her mouth that she was almost deep throating it. I was about to reach my limit!

"Larxene...I'm gonna..."

"Go ahead Master. Let out all of your semen into my mouth!"

"But...you'll end up..."

"It is a maid's duty to make sure that none of her master's semen is wasted. Now please Master. Stop holding back and let it all out!"

With that I just let loose. And with that Larxene continued to amaze me. She really just took all of my cum in her mouth and swallowed it!

"Wow...Master's cum. It's so warm and thick. You must have been saving that up for a long time." Could she be any more sexy? The look on her face after she swallowed all my cum did nothing but make me rock hard again.

"Oh dear," she said. "I guess all that did was make it swell up even more. In that case..." Larxene sat back and spread open the entrance to her pussy. "Stick it in here Master. It'll make you feel real good."

Oh man, Larxene looks so hot right now. By this time the water had completely washed away her clothes so that now I was looking at a completely naked Larxene! I know that doing this might kill me later on but screw it. If this is a dream, or even if it isn't a dream, I might never get the chance to do this again!

"Alright then," I said. "Here goes..." I slowly stuck my dick into her pussy. Unfortunately, the smooth bottom of the fountain made me slip and caused me to ram my dick into her instead.

"Mmnn!" Larxene moaned.

"Oh man. I-I-I'm sorry!" I apologized.

"That's okay..." she replied. "It's just that...I never expected Master...to be so big..."

"Okay," I said a little nervously. "Here I go."

"Mmn," she said.

I started moving my hips back and forth, back and forth. The inside of her pussy felt so warm and swishy. "Ah..ah..ah...ah!" she moaned. Man her pussy was tight! It was like it was gripping my dick and wouldn't let go!

"Master...please...not so fast." But I couldn't stop myself. My hips just kept moving faster and faster. The inside of her pussy just felt so good! I looked at her face. The expression she had as I kept thrusting in and out turned me on so much!

"Wha?" Larxene said. "Your dick...it got even bigger!" I don't think I have control over anything at this point. I just did what felt natural.

She looked towards me and our eyes locked. I came closer and closer toward her face, drawn in by those sparkly emerald eyes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other, making out even as I was ramming my dick in and out of her pussy.

"Oh~!" she moaned. "It feels so good~ I think...I'm about to cum!"

"I am too..." I said.

"Let it out Master. Fill me up with all your semen!"

"Kuh!"

It was done. I let out everything I had inside of her.

"Ahnnn~!"

I pulled out my dick and took a breather. Okay, that felt good! I never would've believed in a million years that I'd ever have sex with Larxene! I mean, she's such an irritating woman that I was in no way attracted to her at all before. But with her being all cute and innocent like she just was, she just seemed so much more attractive now.

"Are you...huff...okay, Larxene?" I asked still tired, but she was silent. "Larxene?"

She stood up and looked down at me. "Unforgivable...," she said.

"What?"

Suddenly, she raised her foot and stomped it right down on my dick!

"Ooooohhhh!" I cringed in pain. In an instant I went straight from feeling great to feeling god awful.

"You! I can't believe you emptied out your filthy semen inside of me!" Larxene said. "I haven't even done it with Marluxia yet and you...!"

Well it's good to know that what I just did wasn't a dream. Unfortunately, that will probably be the last achievement of my life. The pain I felt in my crouch right now was a reminder that I was about to be sent straight to hell. Since we were surrounded by water, a single lightning spell from her would do me in for sure.

I prepared for my death when Larxene said, "I...I hope that your prepare to take responsibility for this."

"Eh?" I said. I looked toward her again. The same cute expression that had appeared on her face before was there again.

"D-don't make me repeat myself," Larxene replied. "Are you going to take responsibility or not?"

"Umm...sure," I answered. If it would keep me from being killed, I had no problem taking responsibility.

"Good," she said. "Then since your dick is ready, let's continue."

"Continue what?"

"Don't be stupid. You think that one time is enough to satisfy me? We're going to keep going until I milk your balls dry."

"Uuuhhh..." What could I say? It was better than dying. Even though there's little chance of me seeing the cute Larxene ever again, even now, I'm a little more attracted to her.

o.O.o

A/N: Wow, how long has it been since I wrote something? Sorry for the wait everybody. Here's chapter seven for you! Not much to say except that this seemed more like a romantic comedy to me this time around. Hopefully I'll be able to write another chapter soon, but until then, I hope you enjoyed this!