Author's Note:
Now before you say anything, I'd just like to say these bits will be included in all of our non-BoomerLand stories. After all, I can't resist something funny once in a while, plus I love using some of Scooby's fellow Hanna Barbarians in my stories.
And now, it's time for...
CAPTAIN CAVEMAAAAAANNNN!
And Son!
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN AND SON AND THE TEEN ANGELS
In
CAVEY JR.'s BATHTIME
Outside of Captain Caveman, Cavey Jr, and the Teen Angels' house, Cavey Jr, Scooter Chan, Jinks Junior, and Augie Doggie playing 2 on 2 in the driveway.
"Alright boys!" Augie dribbled the basketball "Get ready to see my Space Jam Slam-A-Bam-A!"
Augie ran and dribbled the basketball, the opposing team tried to on block him and throw him off guard, but Augie leaped into the air and slam dunked the basketball!
"SCORE!" Augie landed on the ground on his feet.
"And the crowd goes wild!" Scooter clapped his hands.
Everyone else cheered for Augie.
"Awesome Augie!" Cavey Jr said "Looks like you're becoming like Mike!"
"Of course I learned from the best, my dear old basketball crazy pop!" Augie boasted.
"Now it's your turn Cavey Jr." Scooter tossed the basketball to Cavey Jr.
"Alright here goes nothing! CAPTAIN CAVEMAN JUNIOOOOR!" Cavey Jr leaped up into the air and slam dunked the basketball.
"Whoo hoo!" Scooter cheered.
"Congratulations CJ!" Jinks Jr high foured Cavey Jr "Now that's what I call being like Mike."
Just then, Scooter sniffed the air.
"Ick. What's that smell?" He asked.
"I smell it too." Cavey Jr sniffed the air as well.
"So do I." Jinks Jr added.
Augie sniffed some more and noticed it was coming from Cavey Jr "Cavey Jr! It's you!"
"Huh?" Cavey Jr sniffed his arm "It IS me!"
"Dude, when's the last time you took a bath?" Scooter asked.
"Well, I think it was three weeks ago." Cavey Jr answered.
"THREE WEEKS?!" The others shouted.
"CJ, you've gotta take a bath now!" Jinks Jr stated "Cause I'm not playing with people who don't bathe or shower."
"Yeah, if you don't bathe, nobody will want to be around you." Scooter pointed out.
"Scooter! Time for dinner!" Somebody called out to Scooter. It was Mr. Chan.
"I gotta go guys." Scooter went next door to the Chan residence "Cavey Jr, you'd better bathe."
"Bye Scooter." The others waved.
"Augie my son! Time for dinner!" Doggy Daddy called to his son across the road.
"Bye guys." Augie waved goodbye "Coming dear old dad!"
"I'd better go to0 CJ." Jinks Jr left for his house "Make sure you scrub yourself."
"Bye JJ." Cavey Jr picked up the basketball and went inside his house "Aunt Dee-Dee has probably finished dinner anyways."
Cavey Jr went inside of the house and put the basketball on the living room floor. He went into the dining room and saw his father and the Teen Angels ready for dinner.
"Son, you just in time for dinner." Captain Caveman sat down on the table.
"Alright Teen Angels." Said Dee-Dee "Get ready for fried chicken, baked macaroni and cheese, and loaded baked potatoes."
"Thank God you're finished Dee, I'm starving." Brenda put a napkin in her lap.
Before dinner could be served, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels smelled something.
"Bleh!" Brenda made a face "What's that smell? Is that the food?"
"No way!" Dee-Dee said "I cooked all this to perfection!
"Did I forget to put on deodorant again?" Taffy sniffed her armpits.
"No mom, it's probably me." Cavey Jr looked down.
Captain Caveman sniffed his son and instantly backed away.
"CAVEY JR WHEN WAS LAST TIME YOU BATHED?!" He shouted at his son.
"It was three weeks ago." Cavey Jr said.
"Three weeks?" Taffy asked "Your father, Aunt Dee-Dee, Aunt Brenda, and I shower every night. How do you think your aunts and I stay so attractive and lovely?"
"Gee mom, I always thought it was cause you Teen Angels were drawn like that." Cavey Jr shrugged.
"But anyways, you go bathe now!" Captain Caveman pointed to the bathroom. "No dinner until you sparkly clean."
"Ok dad, but I'm scared to go alone." Cavey Jr stammered.
"Why?" Caveman asked.
"Because there might be monsters and sharks in the bath dad," Said Cavey Jr "Can you take a bath with me?"
"EW! NO!" Caveman yelled "Me only bathe with me, me-self, and Taffy...in me dreams that is."
"Brenda, why don't you go prepare Cavey Jr's bath?" Dee-Dee asked Brenda.
"And make sure he squeaky clean!" Caveman ordered Brenda.
"Fine." Brenda took Cavey Jr's arm and took him to the bathroom "Come on Baby Cavey."
Brenda and Cavey Jr arrived in the bathroom where Brenda had just put filled the tub with steaming, hot water.
"Alright Cavey Jr, time to bathe." Brenda said "Now hurry up and bathe. I wanna get back to dinner."
"Can you put some bubbles in my bath Aunt Brenda?" Cavey Jr asked.
"No, you're a big boy." Brenda told him "Over a thousand years old to be exact. Just take a normal bath like all humans in this era."
"But I want bubbles!" Cavey Jr pouted.
"We're not putting bubbles in the tub!" Brenda growled.
Cavey Jr screamed at the top of his voice "I WANT BUBBLES!"
Brenda growled and her whole face turned totally red, she was ready to snap. Moments later, the tub was filled with bubble bath.
"Hooray!" Cavey Jr cheered "Thank you Aunt Brenda."
"Now hurry up and bathe." Brenda pointed to the bubble bath "Dee-Dee made the fried chicken extra brown."
"Will you hold my hand Aunt Brenda?" Cavey Jr held out his hand. "I'm still scared of the monsters and sharks."
"Sure." Brenda huffed and held Cavey Jr's hand.
"Thank you Auntie." Cavey Jr hugged Brenda. "Will you give me a kiss too?"
"No, not until you are sparkly clean!" She said "Now get in the tub!"
Just then, Brenda noticed something. Cavey Jr's hat and cape were gone.
"Hey Jr, what happened to your hat and loin cloth cape?" Brenda asked the boy.
"Oh, I took them off, cause I'm bathing." Cavey Jr answered.
"Oh yeah, that makes sense." Brenda held Jr's hand "Now go inside and scrub yourself clean."
"Okay Aunite." Cavey Jr went inside the bathtub and scrubbed himself with a sponge.
Brenda just looked away and kept holding Jr's hand. All of a sudden, Cavey Jr jumped out of the tub and held onto Brenda. He was shivering and burying his face in her chest.
Brenda pulled Cavey Jr off her "Jr, what're you doing?"
"SHARK!" Cavey Jr shivered and pointed at the bath.
Brenda slapped her forehead "Baby Cavey, there are no shar-"
Brenda looked down and saw a great white shark in the bathtub in plain sight. It was Jabberjaw.
"AAAHHHHH!" They both screamed and ran out of the bathroom.
"No respect, not even during a cameo." Jabberjaw looked at the readers.
Brenda and Cavey Jr ran out the door and into the couch.
"Brenda?" Dee-Dee asked.
"Cavey Jr?" Captain Caveman saw them quivering with fear "What going on? Is Cavey jr clean?"
"S-s-shark...b-bubbles...and J-j-j-Jabberjaw...and the tub...and the bath...the tub in the bath." Brenda held onto Dee Dee.
"That it son, no more baths. Son, you going into the shower." Caveman carried Jr into the next bathroom.
Captain Caveman went into the next bathroom and put Cavey Jr into the shower, where Cavey Jr scrubbed every inch of his body. Finally, he came outside, all sparkly and clean.
"Okay, I'm all sparkly clean." Cavey Jr came out all clean and shiny.
"Thank god you're clean, now we can eat." Brenda sighed.
"What my kiss Aunt Brenda?" asked Cavey Jr "I'm squeaky clean now."
Brenda just slapped her forehead "Well, I am an angel of my word."
She picked Cavey Jr up, shut her eyes tight, and kissed Jr right on the lips.
"Bleh!" Brenda started gagging "I got caveman hair on lips."
After Brenda got the fur off her lips, Captain Caveman Sr, Cavey Jr, Brenda, Dee Dee, and Taffy sat down to eat dinner.
"Got room for one more?" Asked Jabberjaw who came into the dining room.
THE END
Author's Note:
Now as I said before, these Captain Caveman and Son bits will be included in my non-Boomerland stories, as well as Funky Phantom bits. And stay tuned to find out what's going on with Velma readers! Will the gang solve the mystery and save Velma? Stay tuned!
