AN/ Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Beauty and the Beast musical. This isn't the Disney version it's the musical or Broadway version. I don't own anything!


"I was trying to be hospitable!" Lumiere said.

"Rubbish!" Cogsworth argued.

"Ah, Cogsworth, can you blame me for trying to maintain what's left of our humanity? Look at us? Look at you!" Lumiere said saying the last part in disgust.

"What about me?" Cogsworth exclaimed.

"You always were insufferable. But every day, you become just a little more inflexible…a little more tightly wound…a little more ticked off!" Lumiere said.

"Please, spare me the stupid puns!" Cogsworth said about Lumiere's ranting.

"At least, we are not as far gone as some the others. You saw what happened to Michelle." Lumiere said.

"She always was too vain about her looks. And that's exactly what she's become." Cogsworth said.

"A vanity!" Lumiere putted in.

"Little drawers, mirror…the works." Cogsworth said.

"And poor Jean-Claude." Lumiere remembered.

"Who?" Cogsworth asked.

"Jean-Claude. You remember him, not too bright, dumb as a…" Lumiere started.

"A brick!" Cogsworth interrupted.

"The whole wall!" Lumiere said laughing.

"Jean-Claude's a brick wall?" Cogsworth asked.

"That's him in the kitchen, behind the stove." Lumiere said.

Cogsworth shakes his head in shame.

"And you know Guillaume…the house boy?" Lumiere asked.

"That mealy-mouthed little bootlicker! I've never liked him. He's always grovelling at the Master's feet." Cogsworth answered.

"He's a doormat." Lumiere said chuckling.

"Perfect!" Cogsworth agreed.

"It's happening faster with some of the others, but we are not far behind. Slowly but surely, as every day passes, we will all gradually become…things." Lumiere said.

"but why did we have to get dragged into this whole spell business? It's not like we threw that poor beggar women out on her ear." Cogsworth complained.

"No, but are we not responsible too? For helping to make him the way he is?" Lumiere asked.

"I suppose so…" Cogsworth replied.

"All I know is…I will eventually melt away to nothing. I only hope there's something left of me if the Master ever breaks the spell." Lumiere says looking down.

"Hold on, old man. We've got to hold on." Cogsworth said in a brief moment of friendship.

"Hello? Is anyone here? Hello?" Hermione said.

"It's a girl!" Lumiere cried.

"Yes, of course, I can see it's a girl!" Cogsworth said.

"It's a girl!" Lumiere said again following her. Cogsworth follows him to make sure he doesn't do any wrong.

"Mademoiselle!" Lumiere called.

"Now, Lumiere, let me do all the talking." Cogsworth said bossily.

"Yoohooo…" Lumiere called again.

"As head of the household, I should do most of the talking!" Cogsworth said.

"Cherie!" Lumiere called a third time.

"A word, just a word." Cogsworth said following Lumiere.


"Mama, you're not gonna believe what I saw…Not in a million thousand years…Not in a trillion million thousand years!" Chip said.

"yes dear." Mrs. Potts said.

"No, really…this is the greatest thing…it's the thing that everybody's been waiting for since….since…since…I don't know when!" Chip exclaimed.

"Alright Chip, what is it?" Mrs. Potts asked.

"There's a girl in the castle!" Chip said.

"Bless my soul, wouldn't that be lovely?" Mrs. Potts said.

"But there is! I saw her!" Chip exclaimed.

"Now, Chip, I'll not have you making up wild stories. Getting everyone's hopes up for no reason." Mrs. Potts scolds Chip.

"Mrs. Potts, did you hear? There is a girl in the castle!" Babette said.

"See! I told ya! And she's real pretty too!" Chip said proudly.

"Well, I don't know about that." Babette said jealously.


"This is the one! The girl we have been waiting for. She has come to break the spell!" Lumiere said.

"Wait a minute…Wait a minute…let's not be hasty!" (1) Cogsworth said.

"Isn't it wonderful? After all these years! Oh happy, happy day!" Lumiere exclaimed.

Lumiere grabbed Cogsworth and kissed him on both cheeks.

"Stop it! Stop that!" Cogsworth said pushing Lumiere away.

"We should go and tell the others, no?" Lumiere said and hurried away.

"Yes, I mean no! I mean…wait a minute! Wait a minute!" Cogsworth yelled after Lumiere, then followed him.


AN/ I hope you enjoyed that. I am bored and am writing this on the weekend.
1) This reminds me of the second movie of LOTR. When Treebeard says to Merry Don't be hasty mister Merrt, or something like that.

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