~AGE 762~
Krillin, Vegeta, and Piccolo were all dead. Gohan could barely stand, yet still he faced down Frieza. If it wouldn't kill him, that'd be admirable. Frieza clearly didn't find it so amusing, as he growled before sending a death beam straight through his heart. Goku landed almost immediately afterwards, death in his eyes. Frieza paused.
"Who...are you?" He inquired. "No matter. You'll be dead soon anyways." There was no emotion in his words. Goku took a stance, and so did Frieza. This battle would not end well...
~AGE 850~
"Well, that's not right." I mumbled. "I should fix it." Leaving no time for banter, I grabbed the scroll and was off.
~AGE 762~
When I appeared just after Frieza landed, something felt... off. Like I'd missed something. Then it hit me like a speeding spirit bomb. 'Mother of god I forgot about Towa and Mira.' They must've acted faster without me slowing them down. Cursing silently, I jumped up and flew away at top speed while Frieza was fighting Vegeta.
XXBreakXX
I touched down in front of Mira and Towa. 'Sexy, sexy Towa- Damn it brain not now!' Ignoring how sexy Towa was, for now, I locked eyes with Mira. "So, how are you this fine, planet-dooming evening?" I asked sarcastically.
Towa grinned. "Oh? And who might you be? You must be the one interfering in my plans..."
I grinned right back at her. "No, it's the other guy, obviously." I then guestured to the empty field. "See him? Right there!" I pointed to a random spot. "His name is John Cena."
Towa blinked. "I... can't tell if you're being a smartass or just a stupid ass."
"Don't worry, of course you can't see him!" I told her. "You can't see him, for his time is now!"
Towa sighed. "Smartass it is then."
I smirked. "I may be a smartass, but you have a very fine ass."
Towa chuckled darkly. "Kill him." Mira suddenly lunged forward and the next thing I knew, I was down a lung. I was bleeding, burning pain, dying... then I just wasn't dying anymore. I just... could breathe normally again. Still hurt like a bitch though.
Somehow I didn't panic. "Was it something I said?" I teased from the ground, before coughing up at least a metric shit ton of blood. That's... probably bad.
Towa growled. "How are you not dead?" She took a deep breath. "Other lung." And then my other lung was gone.
"Ow..." I groaned.
"HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!" Towa roared.
"Wow, you on your period or somethin?" I responded.
"Mira!" Towa barked. "Heart!"
"Ow pain pain pain paaaaaiiiiinnnnn." I moaned. I wanted to moan because of Towa, not Mira, damn it!
"Okay, this is annoying! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!" She yelled.
"Wondering that myself. Guess it's just a... MIRAcle." I then laughed hestarically.
"Did you just make a PUN?" She shrieked.
"Awwww..." I got out between laughs. "You are just TOWA-dorable." Towa froze, and then there was a blade at my throat.
"How. Do. You. Know. My. Name?" Towa whispered in my ear. What? Oh... oh...
"Oh shit..." I grumbled. I guess being on death's door and bleeding profusely did affect me a little.
"You," Towa growled, voice like ice. "Are coming with me." And that's roughly when I realised I was completely screwed.
I groaned and braced myself. "Kaio-ken times twenty."
In other world...
King Kai's antenea twitched. "TIMES WHAT?!?!" He shrieked.
Back on Namek...
My body exploded with power. It also had the side effect of making me feel like I, well, exploded. It lasted maybe three seconds, but that was all it took for me to get away from Towa and crash somewhere roughly safer. I began to wonder how I was still not dead. I then decided something along the lines of 'worry about that later' and tried to get my contact with Trunks working. "Trunks!" I said as loud as I could. So really just a slightly louder whisper.
"Ye-Oh kami what happened to you?!" Trunks asked.
"How don't you know?" I replied.
"Our connection... cut off! Yea." He said quickly. Too quickly.
"What'd you do, step out for lunch?" I asked. Silence. "Oh you are fucking with me I almost died because you wanted a SANDWHICH!!??"
"It was steak..." He mumbled.
"That doesn't make it better!"(Points if you get that reference.) I sighed. "Senzu?" A senzu appeared. "Thanks bud. I might not even kill you now! Also... where's Chronoa? She still eating?" Silence again. "...You're both dead to me." And with that, I did possibly the dumbest thing in my life. I flew back towards Towa.
XXBREAKXX
Towa was talking to Mira as I approached. Or herself, not sure. "...Now I'll just put him in his final form and watch as-"
"Towa, dear, how's it going?!" I interupted.
Towa whipped around. "You again!"
I grinned smuggly. "Me. Again."
Towa growled. 'Is it weird I find that hot?' "I'll kill you this time..."
I sighed. "Super saiyan hard mode then."
She blinked. "Wha...?"
I braced myself. Then I roared. "KAIO-KEN TIMES FIFTY!"
Meanwhile, in otherworld...King Kai passed out from shock.
Back on Namek...
I was ripped apart from the inside out. Litterally. My chest burst open, power errupting out. 'This...won't be... WHERE IT ENDS!' I screamed in agony as my chest stitched itself together. As suddenly as it came, the pain dulled. It was manageable now... kinda. It merely felt like being stabbed repeatedly with needles all over my body. Vast improvement over dying.
Towa was shocked. "How... How did you...?"
My auto-snark kicked in. "Push ups, sit ups, and PLENTY of juice."
"Mira!" Towa barked. He rushed forward...but I was ready. I caught his fist, twisted, and pulled. His arm came clean off.
I smirked. "You've been... disARMED." Then I punted him away. I was king of the world... for the five seconds it took for him to come back. If anything, I'd just pissed him off.
"Thirty percent." He said simply. Then his power exploded, eclipsing mine thrice over. Great, fifty times my power and only ten percent of his max. He raised his hand and fired a simple eraser cannon. With no time to dodge, I crossed my arms and braced. My clothing, hair, tail fur... all singed off. I was barely standing. "Pathetic." Mira hissed. Okay, either he hit me so hard I'm delusional, or Towa is oogling me. Most likely the former, but... a man can dream.
"Mira..." She said. Okay, not imaging it, she's staring. Are those stars in her eyes? "Let's leave." They dissapeared.
"You did it!" Trunks cheered. "The history change is fixed!"
"That's... nice..." I muttered, going back to the time nest.
~AGE 850~
As I arrived, I saw replacement clothes, a senzu bean, and a note. Putting on the clothes while I chewed, I read the note.
Make yourself decent. -Trunks
I grinned as I walked out of the Time Vault. 'Ha ha! Trunks saw me nude! Ha!' I was greeted by Trunks.
"Hey." He said. Then he paused. Then he said something that startled me. "What's on your head?" I quickly raised my hands to my head... and found cat ears. Wait...
"What? When? How? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!" I yelled.
A/N: Guess who back! I had some shitty things happen, and school, and writers block, but then I found inspiration... in the form of a review. Talonsen, man... I love you. No homo. Also, points to anyone who gets what the cat ears are. Now, I was originally unsatisfied with this, but... I've decided on an experiment. I'm making two timelines. This timeline, where I'm summoned to Xenoverse first, and another timeline on a beautiful website called Quotev, under the pen name ManiacalArcher, where I am given Gamer abilities and thrown into Remnant, world of RWBY. If you don't know about the gamer and RWBY, they are an amazing web comic and THE BEST ANIME ON YOUTUBE, respecitvely. Read/Watch them both. Talon, for inspiring me to do so, PM me if you would like to make a cameo in BOTH stories. Now, wihout further ado... My first OMAKE!
Omake: Interesting (Canon)
In a pit of infinate darkness, a being beyond mortal comprehension watched. It saw the one it nudged the dragon towards dying. It's poor champion. There was little the being couldn't do, but what did It WANT to do? It could heal him, but no. too ineffective. It could power him up, but no, too easy. It could... ah. That would work. A jagged smile broke across the infinate abyss like a lightning bolt as It grinned. As It made It's will law, a single thought crossed It's mind.
This would be very...very...Interesting.
