Know Your Stars

Disclaimer: I don't own Storm Hawks. I also don't own All That from which I'm taking the 'Know Your Stars' segment.

Junko

Junko walked into the Condor to set up the equipment.

This is going to be hilarious, Junko thought.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

Stork jumped up.

The agents with him told him to calm down.

"Just keep him talking," an agent said, "we'll find him."

Stork nervously nodded.

All I know is that Piper's been taken in for a physical and psychological exam since she denies being raped, not that I blame her, Stork thought, Finn, Dove, and Radarr are fine, and Aerrow and Junko are still missing, he listed, I just hope they're okay, he thought, a sex trader loose in Atmos, who would've thought.

"Um, hi," Stork said nervously.

Stork?

"Uh, yeah Stork's here," Stork said getting up, "so you're doing an interview with stars huh?"

Uh…yeah, stars.

"So interview me," Stork suggested getting nods from the agents who started pouring out, "I after all pilot the Condor," he said proudly.

Yeah that's true. Just let me get the intro over with.

Stork raised an eyebrow.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

Know Your Stars.

"O-kay," Stork said slowly.

Stork of the Storm Hawks.

"Yes?" Stork asked.

Um, why are you…so weird?

"We…I'm not weird," Stork responded.

Um, you kinda are Stork I…

"I have a distinct personality," Stork interrupted.

Disty…Is that a fancy word for weird?

"I'm not weird!" Stork shouted.

Okay. Okay. Sheesh.

"Idiot," Stork muttered.

(Seething)

(Suddenly grins)

Ahem. So. How's the scale?

Stork froze.

You haven't made the perfect weight yet.

"Not trying to pa…" Stork started, "I mean, tell me how," he said instead, "to make the perfect weight."

Oh, um. Start eating more…food. Gain a few pounds.

"Gain?" Stork asked, "interesting."

It's interesting to gain weight?

What is he, retarded? Stork wondered.

"Ask me another question," Stork said.

Okay. What is it like piloting the Condor?

"Good," Stork said.

Anything else?

"No it's all good," Stork responded.

What do you think of Finn?

"He…is a bit on the dumb side honestly," Stork said.

Hey! I mean…okay. What about Piper?

"I heard that she left with a mystery man earlier tonight," Stork said keeping conversation.

Ah that's no mystery. She's safe with…AHHHHH!

Stork grinned.

"Gotcha."

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"I swear I don't know what's going on with any sex traders," Junko said fearfully.

Junko was in a small interrogation room with seven agents glaring at him.

"So what's up with the equipment?" a female one spoke, "looks expensive," she noted.

"Oh I just got that from…" Junko started.

"From your partner in crime?" the female agent demanded angrily.

"No Agent Mahoney," Junko denied, "I'm a good…"

"Don't you dare soil that word!" Agent Mahoney exploded, "you had someone rape Piper, tried to sell Finn,…"

"Sell!" Junko shouted, "okay the rape thing was crazy but this has gone too far!"

"Huh?" Agent Mahoney asked.

"Okay Aerrow come out the shadows!" Junko ordered, "this prank is OVER."

"Prank?" Agent Mahoney asked.

"Yeah," Junko said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"This isn't a prank," Starling said stepping in, "you're being charged with kidnapping, human trafficking, blackmail…"

"WHAT!" Junko screamed, "Aerrow said this was all a joke!"

"WHAT!" Starling cried incredulously.

"It was his idea," Junko continued, "said it would be hilarious."

"Does this look hilarious to you?" Agent Mahoney demanded.

Junko looked around fearfully.

"Where were you while Aerrow was committing this prank?" Starling asked already making a good guess.

"Aerrow made me go on patrol," Junko revealed, "he was the one who came to me and told me to hide the equipment."

"But you were using it!" Agent Mahoney pointed out loudly.

Junko chuckled.

"I just wanted to try it out," Junko said innocently.

Everyone else groaned.

"Can I get my hands out of these cuffs now?" Junko asked.

"No," Starling refused.

"Why?" Agent Mahoney asked surprised.

"I have a little surprise for someone," Starling, "Junko, did Aerrow tell you that the authorities were after him?" she asked.

"No," Junko growled.

"How about a little revenge?" Starling suggested.

Junko grinned.

"What do you suggest?"

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Next chapter is the final one. Thank you everyone who has reviewed. My next story will be in the horror genre.