Being sick and having school suck balls
I felt like writing a Halloween special and celebrating the release of black ops 3 in a week so I did this
Disclaimer I own none of the content shown other than the OC
Warning there may be excessive descriptions of violence that you may not be able to handle
Eren: You have been warned
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...THIS IS BORING AS FUCK! I NEED SOMETHING TO DO WHILE MY BODY HEALS!" Eren yelled to himself as he tried to think of a plan.
"Oh, it's Halloween so I should do something scary...let's see I've got Five nights at Freddy's 1-4, Alien Isolation, the saw movies, or OOOH lets go to Shadows of Evil." he said as he tore at fabric that didn't exist revealing a cosmic looking space.
"Well allyoop." the faunas said as he jumped in the tear.
Once he left all the cyrstal lighting when dim.
"TIME FOR SOME FUN!" a dark voice said as a black hole formed sprouting black tendrils that pierced the floor.
"DARKNESS SHALL FOREVER LIVE!" the voice continued as the cave became nothing.
In an alleyway
"(grown)I hate doing that. But whatever time to have some fun on...ROUND 50! HOW THE HELL DID I SPAWN ON A ROUND THAT HIGH! Whatever not like it's gonna complicate anything, just have to get a better weapon." he said as the weapon in his hand started glowing and suddenly changed into two long black pistols with handles that curve around the hand(EN).
'I hate cheating but I need to test these out anyway.' he said as he heard boards being pulled off and shouts.
"Here they come." he said as he turned around and aimed for the horde that was growing with each passing moment.
"Hehe, time to die." Eren explained as he unloaded hell. Killing at least three with every the round ended he looked at his weapons splattering eyes, brains, intestines, arms, legs, etc. all over the walls and floor.
"Ebony, Ivory you really are the bes-"
"HHHAAAAAAEEEEEERRRRR!" a sudden roar interrupted his complement.
"Lets go." he said as he ran for the roar. When he got their he was on a large open street with a few crushed cars. He saw the massive beast. A large pale skinned creature with four spiked tentacles and three faceless heads possessing fifteen sharks worth of extra teeth. Sulfur yellow gaps aligned the bottom of the tentacles and a substance of the same color seem to be coming out of the mouths. It also had several tentacles protruding from it's back.
"You've got my EX beat. She only had two faces!" Eren said as he pulled a BFG-9000 out of nowhere and fired at the creatures face. Unfortunately the blast that was fired was just swallowed as it made contact.
'Woops forgot they had that kind of defense.' Eren recalled as he ran to a pillar of blue light with creature tailing him at a slower pace. When he reached it he slammed his fist on the box that had been producing the light. He began tapping the box rapidly.
"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Ye-ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Eren yelled holding up an AT4.
"Come on gotta hit it again before-"
"HHHAAAAAAEEEEEERRRRR!" roared the creature as it rammed at Eren who side rolled out the way. When he looked back he saw that the box was in splinters.
"(GROWN)WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A ROCKET LAUCHER!" he yelled looking back. Seeing that the monstrosity was turning to face him hoping to close the thirty yards that stood between them.
"Whatever." Eren complained as he lifted the AT4 and fired. A red flash burst from the cannon and hit the monster the second he pulled the trigger in it's open middle mouth. When the smoke cleared the complete upper half of it's middle head was all meat.
"Damn." he said as he reloaded the rocket.
"RRRRAAAAHHHRRRAAA!" it yelled as smaller bug like creatures started hatching from the exploded head.
"Come on you flying shitheads I'm ready for yah!" he said as started running back pulling out his pistols firing at the bugs. He reached a library with a large book in the center.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE! YOU WERE BANISHED!" a dark voice rang in Eren head.
"Hey shadow man. I just visited for Halloween." Eren said as he continued firing at the bugs.
"WHETHER IT BE HALLOWEEN OR THE MEMORY OF THE HAKAI NO JIDAI IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU WERE BANISHED! THAT MEANS GO FUCK OFF!" the shadow man continued in an irritated manor.
"Fun is Fun. And the dark sadistic joy I get out of killing your worthless puppets is like a drug that shall never leave." Sights proclaimed blushing as his eyes filled with a red glow.
"SO BE IT. LET'S SEE HOW MUCH FUN I CAN GIVE YOU." suddenly four more beasts crashed through the ceiling along with a horde of the bugs the relentless shot a sulfur colored substance at him.
"WHY YOU-AH!" Eren struggled to take cover from the endless swarm.
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Cue-Menace by five finger death punch
After about fifteen minutes of firing the bugs had just stopped. When the sulfur smoke clear Eren had a violet aura that flashed wildly. He opened his eyes to reveal white irises that blended in with the sclera.
"Prepare dào sterven εσείς(eseís) nequam паразиты(parazity)!"(AN) Eren warned in the most artificially scary voice every.
Caption: Prepare to die you worthless vermin!
Eren ran like a bullet at one of the beasts, jumped up, grabbed one of it's tentacles, twisted around, and ripped it off(AN). He then instantly turned around and swung the beast's left and middle head off using the tentacle before bringing the tentacle up and jamming it in the remaining head. Eren then jumped up and grabbed two bugs by the antennae an started swinging them around at other bugs before throwing them through another monster. The remaining two monsters charged at him.
"Nyaan?" Eren asked as grabbed the one that arrived first from behind, jumped, and suplexed it on to the other crushing both into mince meat. The other that had it's head blown of previously emerged from the door.
Caption: Really?
"Det är du." Sights welcomed as ran for it. When he reached it he dove into the gap where the middle head was. After a few seconds the creature started to spasm. And in that instance exploded.
Caption: It's you.
"Is ke yce(usie)?" Eren questioned as he ripped open another tear to the cosmic space.
Caption: Is that all?(AN)
In the cemetery of The Darkness II
"кроў(Kroŭ), chi, sanguinem, blood! Yo moet pista sur цір(cir) плоць(ploć)!" Eren said with bloodlust.
Caption: Blood, blood, blood, blood! I must feast upon their flesh!
"Hey, what are you doing here!?" asked a large man with a Armani suit.
"YES!" Sights said as he punched the man through the sternum and ripped out his heart. He then proceeded to throw it in the air and shoot it with an explosive blast from the BFG as a way to gain attention. Within seconds an entire crowd of men in suits had gathered and surrounded Eren.
"You kill one of are guys and send out some sort of flare...do you want to be killed?" said one of guys gaining a laugh.
"Jag paglaum nǐmen huwag mente будан(ʙudan) eviscerated." Eren said with a shy playful tone as he leaned back in a childish manor.
Caption: I hope you don't mind being eviscerated.
"Okay. Um die?" the man said as he raised the gun and fired only to hit the guy behind Eren.
"Tú first." Eren said as he picked up the body lying next to him and threw it at the man who fired. Then he ran up and split the man in two with his shadow arm blade. Sights quickly turned around and fired a stream of shadow that cut through five heads leaving the bodies to drop like flies. After that he began slashing the men into pieces leaving guts and blood to splatter all over the place. Seeing he wasn't getting anywhere as guys just kept coming he decided on something.
Caption: You first.
"Den Karmic Tóudàn edir masyado agradable." Eren angrily commented as he thought of a way to make it more "appropriate" for the situation.
Caption: The Karmic Bomb is too nice.
"У меня(U menya) narrlai pye" Eren said adding a sadistic laugh at the end. Eren then put his hands on his chest and pulled them off forming a ball of shadows. He then flipped his hands and ripped outward dispersing the ball into nothing.
Caption: I've got it
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" the men screamed. Instantly arms of shadow burst from every man and started to rip themselves apart.
Several minutes of screaming only lead to boredom for Eren so he ripped another tear and entered.
On a highway
"raaaarrarra." a horde of zombies screamed as they converged on a bus.
"Mommy, I'm scared." a young boy cried in his mother's arms.
"Don't worry honey everything's gonna be alr-
"HHHAEREAHHA!" another roar interrupted her as a zombie broke through a window. She looked up and saw that their was a rotten corpse inside the bus. It looked up and run at them.
"SOMEBODY HELP US!" She yelled closing her eyes in horrifying anticipation.
She waited for several minutes before realizing it was dead silent. She open her eyes and saw a sight worse than death. Their was gore covering the entire bus inside and out. She saw a man outside walking to the bus with a black heart in his hand.
"Honey just keep your eyes shut and cover your ears. Okay?" the mother said fearing for her child's sanity.
"Okay mommy." the child whimpered now shivering in fear with his eyes closed.
"Well ain't that adorable." the red eyed man said as he walked over the two.
"My names Eren Sights. I'm playing a game." the man said with a maniacal grin.
"G-Game?" the woman asked shivering as well.
"Yes a game. I wondering if you would like to join me on thi-
"Monster...YOU SICK MONSTER YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME! I ALMOST DIED AND MY SON WOULD HAVE BEEN ALONE!" the woman yelled as she grabbed her son and ran.
Eren held the heart up to his face.
"I'm not a monster...I'm just human." Eren said as he dropped the heart.
"I think I need to talk to my masters." Eren said as he opened the tear and walked through.
When Eren walked in he was welcomed by the site of a destroyed city and a sky drenched in shadow. Eren looked around and found what he was looking for, three people fighting a large army that stretched beyond sight containing zombies, terminators, soldiers with exo suits and concrete, and the jiralhanae. Eren waited a few minutes for the three to be done. Once the trio was done turning the army into a corpse party he walked up to the three.
The first to notice him was the one to the left who was in a skin tight black sleeveless suit with leg holsters for kunai. He wore a black vambrace on his right arm, his left arm was covered in blood red veins that went all the way up to his shoulder. His face was covered by a fukumen with a metallic looking piece covering just above his eyes. He had sheathes for katanas on his back and his side.
The one to the right wore a complete suit of ice colored crystalized knight's armor without a helmet. He had a large sword made of the same material with a blue sphere in the center. His blonde hair was complemented with bright blue eyes and a scar that ran down his right eye.
The man in the middle could barely be considered man. His entire body from the mouth down was machine in a humanoid design. His hair was pale white and his left eye was bandaged while his right eye was a bright red. He wielded a red blade that was surrounded by electricity. He sheathed the red blade in his side sheath that moved to his back.
"Well if it isn't are student, have you come to learn more. Or have you come to clean up your mess." the red armed man said pointing to the gore in anger.
"It doesn't matter his reason he should not be here otherwise the Dark Judgment are going to reclaim what they have already lost and we can't have that." the metallic man said as he turned to face Eren.
"Leave Eren or the Dark Judgment will hunt you down." the knight said not caring for his presence.
"Nice to see you to Master Siegfried...Master Raiden...Master Hayabusa." Eren said with a kneel.
"Rise. For you are no longer are student and therefore shall kneel to no one." Siegfried proclaimed as he sheathed his massive blade.
Hayabusa walked up to Eren and pointed the tip of his blade at his chest.
"You shouldn't be here...although you wouldn't be so polite unless you had an important reason...start talking." Hayabusa said still pointing the blade at Sights.
"(Sigh)I'm at a fork in the road. I've captured another evil and...I don't know what to do." Eren said with his head down.
"Your new form...who did you consume to get it." Siegfried said mad dogging Eren.
"I made this form their was no consumption necessary.(chuckle)My power was taken and lost into the void. You won't have to worry about that anymore." Eren said with a dry throat.
"Oh I see so you lose all your power and you want us to fix it! Sorry but were already struggling to fix the mistakes you made in puberty! Leave, you are not welcome here!" Raiden said enraged by his presence.
"(Looking down)Here's a list of reinforcements you can call using the portal." the shark faunas said handing Siegfried a crumpled list as he ripped a portal and left.
"He's useful for making friends that can fight...I guess." Hayabusa said looking over the list with Siegfried.
"He abandoned us. All of the Liberators. Even if he tries to make amends he will never be forgiven for what he did to us." Raiden said with awful memory.
"Let's see Scar=Fullmetal Alchemist, Tifa=Final Fantasy, Captain Price=Cod, Seras Victoria=Hellsing ultimate,...seems he got everyone we assigned-"
"OH, HOW CUTE HE'S LIKE YOUR LAPDOG!" shouted a massive armored creature with tendrils and a massive blade.
"Who's th-what are you, Night Terror!?" Raiden questioned raising his sword.
"Oh you'll never be lucky enough to see him instead of us again!" the beast said as it roared freezing the warriors in their tracks.
"(grunt)What is this?!" Hayabuasa said struggling to even move his mouth.
"HAHAHAHA! WATCH THIS!" the abomination tormented as it raised his sword drawing horrendous red and black winds into it.
The three left no words as there souls were taken into the sword.
"Dark Judgment your ruler Noddegamra has returned!" the creature said as a massive purple ship filled with large ape like creatures came up to him. The creature entered as the ship cloaked itself and flew off.
Eren open his eyes to see he was on a dock with several shipping containers with the Schnee logo on them.
'Where am I? Am I fully healed?' Eren thought as he took in more of his surroundings. He saw that he had a man grasped at his throat and the blade of his glaive pointed at the man's eye. He wore a grimm mask that covered his eyes and nose. He wore a black long sleeved shirt with gray vambraces and vest, black cargo pants and a hood. He waited a few seconds and he heard a crack and a shatter as pieces of white landed on the floor from his face. Eren looked to his left to see Ruby yelling no with the rest of her team wide eyed in shock.
"What happened?" Eren asked as he dropped the man.
Happy Halloween
Eren: Yeah let's see what happens next.
M.M.: Whatever. sorry this one is so short couldn't come up with much.
EREN'S NOTES:
1. the pistols Dante from Devil May Cry has but all black
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
1. Don't even try to translate this it's not gonna work
2. Just imagine the way James Heller rips of a Juggernaut's arm
3. Forgot to translate that and had to try later.
BON VOYAGE
