Thanks so much for the reviews! :3 I have a little surprise for a certain reviewer at the end of this chapter, so keep reading! Again, this is based on popular demand, so here's the next couple! I love ya'll! Muah!


HitsuKarin

"IIICHHHHIIIGGGOOOO!" Isshin Kurosaki twirled around like a ballerina before his face came in contact with Ichigo's fist. Rukia looked curiously at Isshin from behind Ichigo.

"Damn it, Dad! What the hell are you doing here anyway! Stop acting like a stupid idiot!" Ichigo yelled angrily. He stopped when he spotted Karin down the hall, playing with her soccer ball by kicking it against the wall. Ichigo's body trembled.

"Dad…" He said quietly.

Isshin looked up from the corner he was crying from. "Huh?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS KARIN DOING HERE!" He furiously yelled.

"Whaa-! Ichigo wait! She was invited here!" Isshin cried.

"I know she was invited! Why did you bring her!" He shouted. Rukia stifled a giggled as she watched father and son. Karin ignored the pair completely.

"There's nothing wrong with bringing her! My little girl, a star!" His eyes sparkled. Ichigo rammed his foot in his face.

"Shut up! Don't you know why they want her here!"

"But of course I know! The same reason why they brought you and sweet Rukia here!" Isshin wiggled his eyebrows. "I'm so proud of you, Ichigo-!" Again he was stopped by Ichigo's fist. Rukia blushed in spite of herself.

"Stop playing around! Doesn't it bother you at all that-!" Ichigo drops his voice to a whisper, "That Karin is here because they want to pair her up with a guy." His gaze flickered towards his sister who continued to kick her ball.

Isshin laughed obnoxiously loud. "Ha ha! There's no need to worry, it's just a little innocent interview with some kids! To be honest, I'm curious to know who this lucky lad is."

"I do too, so I can bust his face in!" Ichigo yelled.

"Come on, Ichigo, it's probably some random, worthless kid. It's just child's play." Rukia waved the issue away.

"Easy for you to say! She's not your sister!" He retorted.

"Glad to see that you and Rukia are together, I must say son, good choice! Good choice my boy! What a man you have grown up to be!"

"Er…No! Mr. Kurosaki-!" Rukia began.

"I'm going to bury you one hundred feet under!" Ichigo yelled at his dad. "Take Karin back, damn it!"


"Raaaannngggiiikkkuuuu!" Gin called down the halls. "Oh Raaannnngggg-!"

"What do you want, Gin?" Rangiku asked from her dressing room.

"Ah, there you are. It's gotten kind of boring around here; why don't we go have some fun?" He asked, grinning mischievously. Rangiku crossed her arms.

"I don't think so, my captain just arrived and you know how he feels about you. I don't want to trouble him." She told him, looking away.

Gin gave a chuckled. "Since when do you take things seriously?"

"As a lieutenant, I have responsibilities-" Gin started to tickled her. "G-Gin, G-Gin, stop! S-Stop! Ha, ha! N-No! Stop it, ha, ha! Gin!" She laughed.

"Remember when we were kids, we would have tickle contests to see who could withstand the longest? You would always lose." He said, suddenly picking her up with one arm.

"Huh? Hey! Put me down!" She shouted indignantly.

"Let's stop being Soul Reapers for a day, hm?" He said, before flash stepping away with a struggling Tenth Division Lieutenant under his arm.

Interview

Rukia141: Hey! I'm so glad you are able to join me today on this awesome day! We are here today to interview the next couple, so let's give it up for Toshiro Hitsugaya and Karin Kurosaki!

The crowd cheers.

Toshiro comes out and glares at the crowd slightly.

Toshiro: What is-?

I tackle him.

Rukia141: Toshiro! Wow! You are third on my list of favorite captains! You are super, ultra, awesome cute and I really love your icy personality! You child prodigy you! Doing everything you can to be treated like a grown up! Look at you, I just want to pinch your cheeks! Marry my friend-!"

I pass out.

Toshiro: What the hell is going on-?

Karin: Toshiro? What's all this about?" She looked around curiously.

Toshiro pushes me off of him and dusts himself off.

Toshiro: You tell me, I have no idea. Matsumoto was supposed to meet me in her room, but I can't seem to find her. I left my work in the Soul Society for this?

In my head.

Chibi Rukia141: -_-' Captain…?

The captain sighs.

Captain Chibi Rukia141: Just…just reboot again…

Chibi Rukia141: Alright! Rebooting, now!

The large computer screen hums back to life. Suddenly an image of a kitten dancing pops up.

Video: It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly! Now where he at, where he at, where he at, where he at? Now there he go, there he go, there he go, there he go! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! It's peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat-!

Chibi Rukia141 immediately turns off the computer screen.

Captain Chibi Rukia141: What the hell was that…?

Chibi Rukia141: A cute kitten?

Captain Chibi Rukia141: Oh God! This is what really goes on inside her head! The horror!

I suddenly sit up.

Rukia141: Walking bananas! Oh…

Toshiro and Karin are staring down at me.

Rukia141: Wow! The two of you are finally here! :D Awesomeness to the extreme!

They both sit down.

Toshiro: Care to explain what this is about-?

Ichigo: Toshiro! You little bastard! Get away from my sister!

He jumps out from behind the curtains.

Rukia: Ichigo! Stop making a scene!

Ichigo: Like hell! I won't let this little freak think he can try anything just because people like to pair him up with Karin!

Toshiro and Karin: What did you say!

Ichigo: Don't play dumb!

Rukia: Ichigo!

There's a loud resounding kick and a soccer ball suddenly smashes into Ichigo's face.

Rukia141: O.O

Karin: Hey! Everyone just shut up!

The whole studio: …

Karin: Good, now explain what's going on. She turns to me.

Rukia141: I just want to interview you and Toshiro! I want to hear your opinion on being paired up as a couple! :3

Karin: Ah, gross, that's what. She pats Toshiro on the head. Shorty here is a little to young for me.

He slaps her hand away.

Toshiro: I'm not short! And it's Captain Hitsugaya to all of you!

Karin: Whatever you say, Toshiro!

Ichigo: Hey! Stop flirting!

Toshiro: We are not flirting!

Karin: Yeah, so shut up you dumb ass!

Rukia141: Do you, Toshiro, see Karin as a potential girlfriend?

Toshiro: Of course not! What a complete waste of my time!

Karin: Romantic relationships aren't really my thing at the moment, I don't think it will ever be my thing.

Rukia141: Haven't you at least thought about it? I mean, take a good look at Toshiro.

Karin looks at Toshiro and he glares at her coldly.

Karin: Gross…

Rukia141: Wow! So straight forward! :D

Ichigo: Is this done?

Rukia141: Nope! Toshiro, apart from pairing you up with Karin, lots of people like you with Momo Hinamori!

Toshiro flushed.

Toshiro: T-That's outrageously stupid! Momo is a close friend of mine, but I will never look at her that way!

Rukia141: You can look at Karin that way! :D

Toshiro, Karin, and Ichigo: No way in hell!

Rukia141: How about Rangiku?

Toshiro: ARG!

Rukia141: Guess not! Karin marry Toshiro!

Karin: NO!

Rukia141: Hurray! She said yes!

Karin: I did not!

Rukia141: Hurry it up, you two! Or I'll be forced to step in!

Ichigo: Not if I can help it!

Rukia141: Before we leave! I want to say something! I point to the audience. You there! What's your name!

Random person: I-Imou!

Rukia141: Imou! You asked to be with me in the next interview, with the couple of your choice!

Imou: :D

Rukia141: What do you think?

Imou: :D

Rukia141: Imou?

Imou: :D

Rukia141: …

Imou: :D

Rukia141: Okaaay! I always keep my word! So send in your ideas! Stay tuned for the next couple!

Ichigo: You're going to get it!

Toshiro: Stop with the nonsense already, Kurosaki!

Ichigo: Never!

The studio goes into chaos.


Thanks to you, I shall put you in the next chapter Imou! I'm not kidding about this guys! You wish to take part, you got it! Just tell me your name and couple, and you are in!