I want to say that I'm extremely sorry for leaving it so long, I had half of it done, then GCSE exams came, so I've just finished it now, instead of doing extra revision for German. Hope you all enjoy

Cutler Beckett

Call him "shortie"

When people make fun of his height get all possessive and tell them off and say "He's not a dwarf! He's vertically challenged!"

Dress him up like an umpa lumpa (Charlie and the chocolate factory)

Tell him that he looks like a constipated donkey

Prod him repeatedly

insist on picking him up and carrying him everywhere….upside down

Jump on his back and yell "giddy up horsey"

Laugh at him and repeatedly tell him that he'll never kill al the pirates

When he says that all pirates face extinction ask him "Don't you mean the East India Trading Company?"

Giggle and point at him

Insist that Pirates are good people and that he is in fact the evil one

Tell his superiors that Becket joined the crew of the Black Pearl

When he talks to you, look bored and pick the dirt from your nails

Dress him in a mini skirt

Put his hair in pigtails and put 'naughty school girl' freckles on his face

Tell everyone (including his crew and superiors) that he's gay

Use long complicated words to make him look stupid

Ask him if he wants to borrow a pair of your heels to make him look taller

Slap him and call him a whore

Spike his favourite drink with rum

Get his crew to sing sea shanties

Introduce non-uniform day to his workers, get them to dress as pirates

Do impersonations of Jack around him

A/N updates will come quite fast I hope because I break up from school in 2 weeks. Anyways, please review so I stay happy

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Thankyou to all my wounderful reviewers;

Black Ladybug, Lil' Miss.Rebel, J. B. Duenweg, ScarletRose Petal, CyclonePhonix, arrabellasmith, Anatonia.