I want to say that I'm extremely sorry for leaving it so long, I had half of it done, then GCSE exams came, so I've just finished it now, instead of doing extra revision for German. Hope you all enjoy
Cutler Beckett
Call him "shortie"
When people make fun of his height get all possessive and tell them off and say "He's not a dwarf! He's vertically challenged!"
Dress him up like an umpa lumpa (Charlie and the chocolate factory)
Tell him that he looks like a constipated donkey
Prod him repeatedly
insist on picking him up and carrying him everywhere….upside down
Jump on his back and yell "giddy up horsey"
Laugh at him and repeatedly tell him that he'll never kill al the pirates
When he says that all pirates face extinction ask him "Don't you mean the East India Trading Company?"
Giggle and point at him
Insist that Pirates are good people and that he is in fact the evil one
Tell his superiors that Becket joined the crew of the Black Pearl
When he talks to you, look bored and pick the dirt from your nails
Dress him in a mini skirt
Put his hair in pigtails and put 'naughty school girl' freckles on his face
Tell everyone (including his crew and superiors) that he's gay
Use long complicated words to make him look stupid
Ask him if he wants to borrow a pair of your heels to make him look taller
Slap him and call him a whore
Spike his favourite drink with rum
Get his crew to sing sea shanties
Introduce non-uniform day to his workers, get them to dress as pirates
Do impersonations of Jack around him
A/N updates will come quite fast I hope because I break up from school in 2 weeks. Anyways, please review so I stay happy
Free cyber cookies to all that review
Thankyou to all my wounderful reviewers;
Black Ladybug, Lil' Miss.Rebel, J. B. Duenweg, ScarletRose Petal, CyclonePhonix, arrabellasmith, Anatonia.
