Episode 7! So I got all 8 gym badges within 24 hours and am now procrastinating on Victory Road. So this came out. Oh and READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END ES MUY IMPORTANTE!

Disclaimer: I really don't own Hetalia. India would have been a girl if I did. The states however, they are mine. And I do have a problem if you steal them.


Previously… "You have 3 seconds to live."


America's House…

3rd person POV

"1." Said Avery and Jacob. Penn smirked.

"2." They untangled from each other (Jacob was finally released from the headlock) and stood up.

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE AWESOME ME ALIVE COPPERS!" Penn cackled as she spun and darted further into the house at top speed.

"3!" The enraged states roared as they raced after their older sister. The nations looked partly worried and extremely confused. Del looked like he was about to blow up before sighing and deflating.

"Del?" A soft quiet voice asked, drenched in concern. (She looks like a brunette, blue eyed fem Canada. With round rimmed glasses and a white beret. Minus the polar bear.) Del tried to smile for her, it was weak and floppy though. The 2 states started conversing quietly, while the countries had their own hushed conversation.

"So ve are in agreement?" Germany asked.

"Yes potato b*stard. We are all in agreement." Romano said.

"I'm still a bit vorried about meeting the rest of them." Austria said.

"Vho cares vhat you think? The awesome me thinks ve should definitely stick around." Prussia said.

"I want to see Alaska. We are not leaving, da?" Said Russia.

"Ahem." Del coughed to get their attention.

"Because I have some... business to take care of, Ver here will take you to meet Dad. It's a large house and none of us want to deal with any of you getting lost." Del said before whipping out a gun (much to all the countries confusion) and walking off in the direction the previous 3 states ran off in.

"Um, are they going to be okay aru?" China asked. "Ver" looked surprised, before smiling shyly.

"They should be. Del doesn't usually hit anything vital." She said in a quiet voice (this is her normal volume, so assume anything she says is quiet unless I say otherwise).

"Excuse me, but could you tell us your name?" England asked politely. She looked surprised, before blushing and nodding.

"Yes, sorry. I am Veronica M. Jones. I'm the state of Vermont. It's the 14th state in the Union." Veronica said shyly. The nations were surprised at how different she was compared to her five older siblings.

"Umm... I should probably take you to see Daddy now." Ver said, fidgeting with her hands a little. She wasn't used to this many people (that were strangers) staring at her. She turned and walked down a different hallway with the countries following after her.

"Mademoiselle, did anyone ever tell you 'ow lovely you -" France started to say before he was punched in the face. Surprisingly, England was not the one who punched him. It was Mexico.

"Think very carefully Francia. I will not tolerate you making any of my sobrinas y sobrinos uncomfortable ." Mexico said threateningly.

"Thank you Aunt Rosie, I'm okay." Ver said (Mexico's human name is Rosalia Fernandez). Mex nodded at her. Most of the countries were mouthing 'Aunt Rosie?'.

"No problemo sweetie, if he ever gives you a hard time come to me or one of your hermanos." Mexico said. While she may not have a functional relationship with most of the Southwestern states, that didn't mean she didn't care for all the states as a whole.


Alfred's office One Awkward Trip later...

3rd Person POV

'Finally!' Vermont thought. She really wasn't made for these kind of situations. Not to mention her uncle's here (they have a semi awkward relationship)! A bout of coughing interrupted her line of thought. Frowning worriedly, Veronica rushed into the office. The countries were confused as Mexico and Canada rushed after her. Then they walked in to see Vermont, Mexico, and Canada hovering over America. One of the watching countries coughed awkwardly (give a guess who it was, if ya don't remember who's there go to episode 5) gaining the room's occupants attention. Alfred offered a weak imitation of his usual smile.

"Dudes! If I knew you were gonna be here I would have warned you at the doorway. But since you're here I guess I'll have one of the states show you around!" Al said. This confused the nations.

"And why can't you show us around yourself exactly?" Iggy asked suspiciously.

"Cause I've been sick. And being sick means the states have duct taped me to my bed. And being duct taped to my bed (with exceptions for necessary body functions) means I have a crap ton of paperwork to make up." Alfred explained. The nations were slightly dumbfounded by the inner workings of this family.

"Why can't Mademoiselle Vermont show us around?" France asked. Vermont tensed up.

"Because Vermont is a quiet state who doesn't exactly enjoy conflict. You've dropped into one of the households most violent time. You'll need someone who can handle a fight and doesn't have a violent/awkward grudge against any of you. That rules out all of the southwest, California, most of the east coast... Ah! Perfect! She shouldn't have too much of a grudge AND she knows how to break up a fight." Alfred said. The countries were a bit overwhelmed by his list and then startled by Alfred's declaration. Alfred reached over to the intercom button (how do you think he gets in touch with all the states around the house? Walking?) pressed it and-

"AVERY! GET YOUR BUTT TO MY OFFICE NOW!" He shouted into the intercom. Then thought for a second and added "YES YOU HAVE TO!" A resounding "UHHGGG" rang through the house.

"Avery? Isn't that-" Spain started before being interrupted by the door practically flying off it's hinges.

"I swear whatever you think I did, it was either Jacob's fault or Penn's idea..." Massachusetts trailed off as she noted all the countries staring at her owlishly (cept her family they looked amused).

"No. Whatever you want me to do with them, be it murder, dumping the bodies, or *shiver* tour guide. I. Am. Not. Doing. It." Avery said. The countries were a bit worried that the most horrifying thing to her was being a tour guide. Alfred stared at her in amusement before smirking.

"No chores while they're here and I'll give it all to Jake."

"Deal!"


So one of my reviewers was worried about Al *coughRedLioncough*. I hope you're happy that he's okay. Not 100%, but he's getting there. Ah Vermont. She's like the Canada of the U.S, ya know? No offense to anyone from Vermont that is! I'm really not trying to hurt anyone's feelings with the fic. I just want it to be funny. And what is it with all the states having milk as their beverage? I mean, sure it's good for you, but really? Well here's her song! I'm replacing milk with maple syrup. Because I can.

Hey, hey Daddy!

Can I have some Maple Syrup?

Hey, hey Mommy!

Hey, hey Mommy!

The Pancakes we enjoyed together,

It's deliciousness is astounding!

Draw a circle that's the Earth

Draw a circle that's the Earth

Draw a circle that's the Earth

I am Vermont!

Draw a circle that's the Earth

See it there, that's the Earth

Excuse me, Earth?

I am Vermont!

Ah, with a single swipe of the pen, a lovely world can be seen

With our mugs let's make a toast! Statalia!

Are you hungry? Would you like to try some Apple Pie?

Draw a circle that's the Earth

Draw a circle that's the Earth

Draw a circle that's the Earth

I am Vermont!