Guess whose back and better than ever! I'm sorry that it's taken me so long to update this story. Unfortunately, real life always gets in the way. So now we're getting into some interesting stuff happening; a mysterious phone call to Touma asking for help. I guess we'll see where that leads and hopeful everyone will like it.

Well enough of my babbling, on to the Q &A

Dr swagger: And he will make take even further steps, maybe even in this chapter.

Whwsms: I would never have Touma spank Lessar. She would enjoy it too much. It would be extremely counter-productive. And I'm sure that even the Anglican Church nuns take a vow of celibacy and lust is a sin so…

UCCMaster: I know, but I don't know where that takes place in the storyline so I just skip it. It's more fun this way anyways right.

Guest: Of course Touma fears Accelerator. Wouldn't you? Even with Imagine Breaker.

Rafael Da Silva: I appreciate the offer, but there is only one person that can keep Lessar in check and she isn't currently in Academy City.

Guest (2): Pairing? I never said there would be any pairing, although, I never said that there wouldn't be any so…

toumakamijou298: Touma has already won her over to him, and he still can't control her. And I never said that it was Mugino that was calling Touma for help, but it could be...

d3mystic: We all need more Lessar in our lives. And I still don't know what Lessar was going to do with a lot of those items she bought. And Kami-disease elicits a lot of different emotions in different people. Embarrassment and lust for females and jealousy, and anger for males.


"Huhhnnn!" gasped Touma as he awoke.

Touma sat up straight in his makeshift bed in the bathtub of his dorm. The room was dark except for the light coming from the alarm clock sitting on the edge of the bathtub. When Touma looked over to see what time it was, he saw that is was about fifteen minutes before the alarm was set to go off.

All that didn't really matter to Touma as his mind was still swimming from the very weird dream that he just had.

He had dreamed that somehow he had been teleported to an alternate world, along with many alternate versions of himself. They had all gathered on a roof top to try and convince a still other alternate version of himself to live and not sacrifice himself in an ongoing battle.*[1]

"Although I know that was just a dream, it felt so real." said Touma quietly to himself.

Touma thought about going back to sleep for the remaining fifteen minutes he had left, but decided against it. There would be no point and he wouldn't get much extra sleep anyways. Getting up and out of the bathtub, Touma walked over and turned on the light to the bathroom. Touma quickly went about his daily morning routine. While brushing his teeth he thought back to the call that he gotten last night.

After Touma had barely escaped with his life from the monster Index, he received a call asking for help. He was kind of surprised to have received the call, because that person rarely if ever asked him for help. The person on the other end asked for him to meet them around 11a.m. out front of the Seventh Mist Mall. Since there was no school today that was one less thing Touma had to worry about.

Touma finished brushing his teeth and got dressed for the day. Exiting the bathroom, Touma saw that his two freeloaders were still asleep. Index asleep in here night gown while Lessar was asleep in what looked like one of his white dress shirts. Touma also couldn't tell if she was wearing anything underneath.

Looking at the hype sexual magician girl Touma had to admit that Lessar wearing nothing but his dress shirt did have a certain appeal. He was a healthy teenage boy after all, and if it wasn't for his legendary restraint…

Ignoring all of that and turning his attention elsewhere out of necessity, Touma walked into the kitchen and began to makes breakfast for the three of them. Four if you include Sphynx . When breakfast was about done, Touma could see that the aroma from the food being cooked was causing the wild beast Index to awaken.

"Touma Touma, I smell breakfast." said Index as she sat bolt upright in bed, mouth already practically salivating.

Touma just chuckled to himself a bit. He had expected this reaction as he got it nearly every morning when the bottomless pit that is Index smelled breakfast cooking.

"Breakfast will done in a few minutes and then I'll make you a plate, ok Index." Spoke Touma to the girl.

"And don't forget about me." Called out Lessar sleepy-ly.

"And how could I forget about you Oh Master of the Universe Lessar." Mocked Touma.

Lessar just grinned at the boy and his mocking tone. The grin, Touma knew, did not bode well for him and he was instantly sorry that he had used the tone that he did.

While still looking at the boy straight in his eyes, Lessar stood up from the still grinning.

"I was asleep you know. I saw you staring at me when you came into the room. It seem that the Naked Dress Shirt attack had some effect on you" said Lessar and she stood there and slowly began to unbutton the white dress shirt.

"A-ahhh. What are you doing!? Stop that! Don't you have any decenccccccyyyyyyy!?" yelled the boy.

"Nope. Not at all" she replied, more than half way done with the buttons.

Just as the girl had undone the last button, Touma, moving faster than he even thought that he could, quickly grabbed the blanket off the bed and threw it around Lessar just as she had undone the last button and the top fell to the floor.

Taking a deep breath, Touma knew he had just saved himself twice. One from the mental breakdown that he would have had had he not moved fast enough to cover Lessar, and two from the bite of the monster Index.

Touma then went over and lectured Lessar on common decency. He hope the lecture would stick but he knew better than that when it came to Lessar.

Turning back to the breakfast that was now done, Touma served Index a plate more than twice as much food as he was serving himself.

Having lived with Index for so long, Touma also served Lessar a quantity of food larger than his, but then remembered that everyone doesn't eat like Index and knew that the girl would probably not finish it all.

By the time breakfast was finished and the dishes were washed, not that he had any help from his two freeloaders, it was a little after 9:30. Knowing that he had a little less than an hour and a half to get to the Seventh Mist Mall and meet up with the person who called him last night Touma began getting ready.

Going into the bathroom, Touma changed out of his night clothing and into his normal everyday clothing. He brushed his teeth once more just to be on the safe side and reemerged back into the rest of the dorm ready to leave.

"Touma, why are you getting ready so early in the morning and where are you off to today?" asked Index a bit suspiciously.

"Nowhere, I just have a few errands to run today, that's all. You'd be boring if you came with me anyways" quickly lied Touma. He didn't like lying to the girl but he didn't want Index involved in this.

"Well Lover Boy, if you have some errands to run, how about I come with you? We can make a day of it." said Lessar in a not at all casual and slightly seductive tone.

"N-no! Even in a city like Academy City, you're far too strange. You'll stick out. I don't want to have to explain to Anti Skill who you are and what you're doing here in the city without permission." Touma quickly made an excuse.

Folding her arms across her chest, Lessar plopped down on the bed in a huff at the rejection.

Glad that the two didn't put up much of a fight, Touma quickly walked over to the entrance, and put on his shoes.

Opening the door, Touma called out to the two of them "There's leftovers in the frig. Just put it in the microwave for a few minutes to heat it up." and walked out.


It had taken a bit of time for Touma to walk to the nearest bus stop and a bit more time for the bus to run its route and drop him off in front of the Seventh Mist Mall. By the time he arrived it was now 10:50. Touma didn't have to wait long before the person that called him showed up.

Walking towards him was Fukiyose Seiri and she was followed by another girl. The other girl had red hair, large eyes, a round face, and large breast, but not quite as large as Fukiyose's. They both were about the same height with Fukiyose maybe being a few centimeters taller, and she wore a blue pants, a yellow shirt, with a red sleeveless jacket that nearly matched her hair over it.

Fukiyose herself was wearing a light blue sun dress and a pair of bright red slip on shoes. She used pink pins to pin her hair back into her patented Forehead Deluxe hairstyle emphasizing her rather large forehead.

As they approached closer, Fukiyose waved at him. Smiling, Touma waved back at the girl until they pair of girls were standing just half a meters away.

"Have you been waiting long, T-Touma kun?" asked Fukiyose, grabbing the boy's hand.

'Touma kun?' thought Touma.

"N-no, not at all. I just got here really." replyed Touma, awkwardly smiling at the girl.

'How did I get myself in this situation?' thought Touma to himself.

Touma then thought back to last night and the phone call he received.


Touma had just run out of his dorm after dodging and surviving the monster Index's final attack.

While leaning speaking to his neighbor and best friend Tsuchimikado his phone rang. Looking down at the number, Touma was surprised by the name that came up. He then answered his phone;

"U-uh hello? This is Kamijou Touma."

"Kamijou, u-umm, sorry about calling you so late but umm…"

"That's okay. Did you need something Fukiyose san?"

"Yeah, well…"

"What is it Fukiyose san? If you need something, I'll help you anyway that I can."

Hearing the girl on the other end take a deep breath, she began to speak.

"Look, I have a friend from junior high that is coming to visit me in Academy City for the first time tomorrow. I haven't seen this friend in over a year. We'd text, and email, and video chat, but I haven't seen her face to face in a while, so I invited her to come to Academy City."

"Okay so, what do you need me for?

"Well…I may have told her that I kinda…sorta…had a boy…friend."

"What! Fukiyose, you have a boyfriend!? When did this happen?"

"Shut up! No I don't have a boyfriend! I just told my friend that."

"Well, why would you lie to her about something like that?"

"Because she told me all through junior high that I was pretty enough but with my temper no guy would ever want to be my boyfriend."

"Well she wasn't wrong…" muttered Touma

"What was that!?" yelled the girl through that phone.

"N-nothing. So what do you need me for?

"Well…I considered all the guys in our class and I narrowed it down… And you were my best and only option."

"Okay…"

"So I need you to…pretendtobemyboyfriend!" spoke the girl quickly as if trying to quickly rip off a Band-Aid.

"W-what! Be your boyfriend!?" exclaimed Touma in complete surprise.

"I said pretend. Pretend!"

"I know what you said but still…pretend or not, why would I do something like that?"

"It would only be for a few hours. Just until she leaves later that evening. Please. I'm in a tight bind here."

"Well I don't know…"

*Sigh* "Look, if you do this favor for me I'll…I'll…I'll lay off you for a week.

"What does that mean?"

"It means starting Monday, for the next week I'll treat you with a much gentler hand than I treat your two idiot friends. You won't get caught up in their punishments for being idiots and perverts."

Touma froze. He thought about what this would mean for him. He thought about all the times he had been caught up in his two friend's conversation and face Fukiyose's wrath. Any time without that, even just a week, would be a dream.

"So no more german suplexes?"

"No more suplexes."

"No more being beaten unconscious?"

"No more beatings…just for a week though."

"Deal! I'll take it." agreed Touma.

"Good. So meet me tomorrow in front of the Seventh Mist Mall at 11:00."

"Okay. See you then."

The other end of the phone disconnected and Fukiyose was gone. Touma then put his phone away in his pocket and a huge smile appeared on his face.

'No beatings or german suplexes for a whole week!"' thought Touma to himself happily.

Touma then turned around and the smile on his face quickly faded, because standing right there, with an even bigger smile on his face was his friend, neighbor, resident spy, and constant tormentor, Tsuchimikado.

"No." Touma whispered to himself

"No. No no no nononono!"

But it was already too late. He had heard everything. Touma was going on a date with Fukiyose as her boyfriend.

"Is there any chance that you'll just let this go and not say anything?" touma asked the other boy.

Tsuchimikado's smile just grew larger as he backed into his dorm, still looking Touma directly in te eyes, and closed the door without saying a word.

Touma just stood there for a moment before sighing.

*Sigh* "This won't end well for me."


Coming out of his thought on how he had gotten to this point, Fukiyose was now holding his hand and standing uncomfortably close to him, with her large breast touching his arm.

"Touma kun, this is my friend from junior high school Mizune Yuki" said Fukiyose as she introduced the red haired girl.

"How do you do. I'm Kamijou Touma" said Touma while bowing slightly at the waist.

"It's a pleasure. I'm Mizune Yuki. It's nice to finally meet Seri chan's fabled boyfriend." replied the girl, also bowing at the waist slightly.

"Seri chan?" questioned Touma about the nickname that Mizune called her.

"Yeah, it's a nickname that I gave her while we were still in junior high. What, didn't she ever tell you?"

"N-no. I've never heard it."

"Well now that the introductions are done, we should get going" responded Fukiyose interrupting their conversation.

"Yeah, since this is my first time in Academy City and I wanted to meet her boyfriend and visit the famous Seventh Mist Mall."

Walking into the mall, the trio decided to let Mizune take lead and chose what stores they visited since this was her first time there.

"So where would you like to start?" Fukiyose asked her friend.

"Well I want to do some clothes shopping and maybe buy a few devices that I can't get on the outside."

"Right. Let me see your phone for a moment" said Fukiyose.

Mizune handed over her phone to the girl and Fukiyose examined it for a moment.

"This is a pretty old model phone" spoke Fukiyose.

"Hey. It's only one generation behind the latest model on the market."

"Maybe on the outside, but here in Academy City, it's at least nine generations behind."

"Wow. Academy City really is advanced."

"Yeah, so let's start by upgrading your phone."

Locating the nearest cell phone store of a map, the trio heads to the third floor of the mall. Entering the shop, Fukiyose looks around a bit before grabbing her friend by the arm and heading to the left side of the store. Touma just quietly follows the two girls without any protest.

"Now these phone are about four generation older then the most current ones in Academy City, so we'll get you one of these."

"Why can't I get one of the newer ones?"

"Well for one, the newer ones are much more expensive. And two, Academy City strictly watches what technology leaves the city. They don't want anything to leak to any competitors. So even if you bought one of the newer phone, they will scan you when you leave and if they found it, they wouldn't let you keep. So it's better to get one of these phone that three or four generations behind. It will still be five or six generation more advanced than anything currently on the outside." explain Fukiyose.

The girls then proceeded to check out the different types of phone, models and colors, while leaving Touma on his own. But Touma just stood there smiling.

'Heh. For someone who wanted me to pretend to be her boyfriend, she sure isn't paying me much attention. But I've never seen Fukiyose so relaxed. Usually when I see her it's at school and she's so serious. It's nice to see that she has this side to her also.'

After the girl choose a phone and paid for it, the trio moved on.

"So where to now?" asked Fukiyose?

"Well, I did want to update my wardrobe a bit."

Once again, finding the nearest female clothing store to them, Fukiyose basically dragged her friend along, with Touma trailing behind them.

While the girls went into the clothing store to shop, Touma stayed and waited outside. Touma sat in some seat sitting against the railing across from the entrance to the store. There were ten seats and eight of them were already filled with other men, all of them apparently waiting for the wives or girlfriends to finish shopping.

"You too, huh?" asked one of the men towards Touma.

Touma just sighed and hung his head in defeat.

"It doesn't get any better once you're married either." Said other of the men.

There was then a chorus of agreement from the remaining men about the situation they all found themselves in.

After sitting and waiting for a little more than half an hour, Fukiyose and Mizune finally came out the store holding many bags. The pair walked over to Touma and Fukiyose demanded that Touma hold all of their bags for them. Fukiyose forcibly shoved her bags into Touma's arms.

"I don't want to burden him…" responded Mizune seeing this.

"Don't worry. He's carrying my bags."

"Yeah, but he's YOUR boyfriend, not mine."

"Don't worry about it." Replied Fukiyose, taking the bags out of Mizune's arms and shoving them into Touma's.

Touma was now burden with nearly a dozen bags of clothing. As he struggled to keep the bags in his arms from falling, he heard the men behind him chuckle, and one of them say "We've all been there" with the other men nodding their heads agreeing.

As the trio walked off to continue shopping, Touma heard one of the men shout out "Good luck!" behind him.

While Touma concentrated on walking with the bags in his arms and one directly in front of his face making it very, the girl continued talking about where they wanted to go next. Suddenly Touma heard the two girls start to bicker a bit, but he could tell that it wasn't serious and there was no need for him to get involved.

Suddenly the two girls stop and turned to face him.

"Seri-chan and I can agree on what clothing store to go to next" said Mizune.

"So you pick one. There are only mostly female clothing stores in this part of the mall so pick one and we'll try it out." Replied Fukiyose.

Touma not really caring where they went, and too busy trying to keep the bags in his arms from falling, he saw in the corner of his eye.

'That's as good a store as any I guess' thought Touma as he pointed his right elbow at the store.

"Let's go there." said Touma.

Both girls looked over to the side where the store he was pointing at was. Their eyes widen and then they looked back at the boy in shock and with a tinge of red in their cheek. Touma turned his head towards the store that he had pointed to. The store that he only saw from the corner of his eye. The name of the store was: Bathing Suit Bonanza Deluxe.

Touma's eyes widen and he turned back to the girls. Fukiyose was looking down at the floor with red cheeks, while her friend, Mizune was looking at Fukiyose while grinning.

"I didn't need to update my bathing suit, and knowing you, you probably of have that ugly school bathing suit. Come on, let's go." Called out Mizune as she in a reversal of positions, grabbed Fukiyose's arm and dragged her into the store.

Touma followed the girl right to the entrance of the store.

"I-I'll just wait out here for you two to come."

"No, you're coming in with us. Seri-chan is your girlfriend right? I'm sure that she wants to model the bathing suits for you have you pick out which one you like." replied Mizune.

Mizune grabbed both Touma's and Fukiyose's arms and dragged the couple into the store.

Mizune sat Touma down on a bench in front of the changing room, while she and Fukiyose went to find bathing suits that they wanted to try on.

After a few minutes the girls returned to the changing room area with a handful of different bathing suits. The girls then walked into the changing room and closed the curtain.

"Ehhhh! What do you mean you didn't pick out any bathing suits for yourself?"

"You don't have to be so loud. But yeah, I just recently bought myself a new one, so I don't really need one. So I picked some that I thought you…and other company would like."

"What! You picked all the bathing suits in your arms for me to try on!?"

"Here try this one first."

"N-no! The one is too much."

"Here, let me help you with that!"

Suddenly there was the sounds of a struggle behind the curtains.

"No. Not there. Don't touch me there!"

"Come on. Put your leg in here and your arm in there."

"Ahhh. S-stop. You're squeezing them!"

"Just one more thing aaaand we're done."

The sounds of struggling stopped just as sudden as they began. Touma could do nothing but sit there red faced from what the noises behind the curtain implied.

'Touching THEM?' thought Touma to himself.

Suddenly the curtain was throw open and Fukiyose was shoved out and on full display in her bathing suit to Touma.

Touma's eyes then widen at what he saw. It was Fukiyose and she was wearing a green two piece bikini bathing suit with a leaf motif. As in the top looked like two leaves connected by a string and wrapped around the girl large breast and the bottom looked like a large leaf in the front and a large leaf in the back connected underneath and by a strings on the side.

Fukiyose just stood there awkwardly with her right arms hanging down while her left arms was across her body holding her right arm just at the elbow and under her breast. This pose lifted and emphasized her already large chest, whether she knew she was doing this or not Touma didn't know.

"Well what did you think Kamijou san? Do you like it?" asked Mizune stepping out of the changing room.

Touma could say nothing. He just sat there with his mouth open and eyes wide. Mizune seeing this just grinned and walked over to her friend and whispered to her "I think this is the one you should get."

Recovering from the initial shock, Fukiyose ran back into the dressing room and quickly closed the curtain.

Changing back into her regular clothes, Fukiyose picked out a regular, and in fact boring red and blue swim suit and walked up to the counter to pay for it while Mizune and Touma waited outside.

"Well I'm starving now, so let's go get some food." declared Mizune.

The trio then headed to the food court to grab some food, with Touma having a burger and the girls each having a noddle bowl.


It was now 2:30 and the trio decided to leave the mall and show Mizune somewhere else.

"Well let's hope on a bus and we can decide where to go from there." spoke Fukiyose and everyone agree with her.

Walking to the nearest bus stop, the three hoped on a bus and decided to ride around for a bit before they make a decision on where to visit next.

"How about we go and visit that space elevator, Endymion" suggested Fukiyose.

"That sound fun. I heard about what happen with that tower on the news a while back.

The two girls continue to discuse different places that they could visits while Touma just sat back and thought back to that incident and everything that was involved with it. He even thought about Arisa, and Shutaura and even Ladylee Tangleroad and how if it wasn't for the help of his friends, that incident could have ended in tragedy.

"So tell me, how did you two meet?" suddenly asked Mizune

"M-meet!"

"M-meet!"

Exclaimed both Touma and Fukiyose at the same time having been put on the spot.

"Yeah, Seri-chan here was pretty sketchy on the details."

"Well…we met at…in…" started Fukiyose

"We met in class! Yeah in class. We're both in the same class and that's where we met" interrupted Touma.

"Oh" replied Mizune sounding disappointed.

"Well…that's not actually true. We met before then actually." responded Fukiyose.

Touma just turn and faced the girl and no noticeable expression on his face. But his mind was going into overdrive.

'Oh shit! That must be something that was erased from my memory because I can't remember that at all! I hope she doesn't notice.'

"Okay, so how did you two really meet?" asked Mizune.

"Well…to be honest we met the day some hoodlum tried to gang up on me and he saved me."

Touma's eyes widen at this revelation.

"Well it all started…"


Well that's the end of this chapter. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I know it's a bit on the short side but that's because its part 1 of a 2 part story. Maybe more part depending on the reviews for this part.

So what did you all think? I know a lot of you thought that it was Mugino or Hamuzura that was calling for assistance. I hope I surprised you there.

Now before anyone says anything, yes Touma is supposed to be becoming more assertive but Touma is still Touma and he wouldn't refuse someone that needed help. Especially if he can get out of getting beaten by Fukiyose for a week. And don't worry. NOTHING will come from Tsuchimikado overhearing that phone conversation…probably…maybe…hopefully.

And tell me if you like the character of Mizune Yuki. While she was written to be a one shot chapter, if enough people like her she may stick around for a bit.

[1] This refers to A New ROAD of Misfortune by Itherael since Fed Up Touma is the Touma that was used in his story. So you know what that means. That story is now semi canon.

And as always please rate and review

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