Yup, Hey Again~ It's me!
I got quite a headache of schedule, so sorry for updating so long =w="
Ah, that's right...PORTUGAL HECK YEAH! (I LOVE HIMARUYA-SENSEI SO MUCH! 3)
The male is so cool~ /
But the female is even much more a badass bishi pirate girl ^_^d
And yeah, I prefer the FEM!PIRATE!TOMBOYISH! PORTUGAL (Hetalia needs more girls)
Well, I have an England x Portugal in my mind...but I just can't imagine how Netherlands beats up girl =w=" (well, they're both badasses so it's still possible)
And so, I just need to stop my rambling and go on to my story.
Disclaimer: you just can't betray the reality, I don't own Hetalia =w="
Please read, write, and review ^^
Battle of Philippines (1941-1942)
Philippines stared dreamily towards the sky. Although the streets were busy and the sky was full of buzzing nose of airplanes and the Americans shouted loudly at each other , it didn't bothered her at all.
"Hey Philippines~!" a certain American man called out the nation, but she didn't noticed.
"Hey my sidekick! Can you hear me?"
Still no response.
"Hello~ your boss and your hero is here~!"
"Hmm..."
"Hey Philippines! Notice me or I'll transfer you back to Spain and I'll also call you Phillip!"
She reluctantly turned her head towards him, and mumbled "I'm a girl, please don't call me that"
"Seriously, you should be glad that I came to help you sidekick, I can fill my stomach with 10 hamburgers just for calling you" he grumbled, and sat beside her.
"Sorry about that" she answered simply "So, what's wrong America?"
"Since I'm a hero, and a hero never leaves his sidekick in danger, I came to help you" he grinned.
"Help me from what?"
"Don't tell me you don't know anything, you got invaded by Japan, didn't you?" he sighed.
"Ah…that's right" her tone became nervous "So what are we going to do?"
"Good question, at least you're not ignorant" he grinned "That's what we need, we need to make a plan" he took out a scroll of map.
"I can see Mexico and Texas"
"Just forget about those guys and help me find your land" he scanned the map, but seems troubled searching "Uh…where is it?"
"Where is what?"
"Your place, you know, the Philippines"
"Hmm…" she stared at the map, and shook her head "No, I can only see the USA and Hawaii, and a bit of Mexico"
"That's odd" he scratched his chin "Well, we should probably go for defense don't you think? Since we got cornered and all"
"Uh…" she pondered, and nodded "Yeah, probably"
"This is easy" the Japanese man grinned slightly "Hehehehe…if I take over Luzon, this might be a good chance for me to get promoted, the Emperor and Mr. Japan will be proud of me! Just need to complete the conquest and all will be done"
"Wait for a moment, you villain!" a voice echoed "I won't let you reach your filthy goals!"
The Japanese man turned around, and was surprised by the sudden appearance of a man and a woman carrying guns "W-who are you?"
"Hahahaha Japan! You forgot about me? That evil of yours…." America paused for a moment, and became puzzled "W-wait? You're not Japan"
"Eh? Mr. Japan was assigned to attack to Malaya, if I'm not mistaken" he shuddered.
"Is that so? Then let me introduce ourselves" he pointed himself "I'm the hero, America" and then he placed his hands on Philippine's shoulder "This is my sidekick, the Philippines!"
"Uh…is that so? I'm General ****** nice too meet you" he hesitated.
"By the way, General ******, I'll have to stop you now, so be prepared!"
"The heck!" he immediately flinched back "An ambush! M-my soldiers!"
"And about your soldiers, I already took care of them" he winked.
"Damn! I have to retreat!" the Japanese man ran away.
"Ahahahaha! We won!" he chuckled.
"But America, why didn't you capture him?" Philippines reluctantly asked.
"Eh? Because that will be unfair, he's alone you know?"
"But he might get bigger reinforcements" Philippines stated.
America's mouth hanged opened, and banged his head on a tree "Damn it! What did I just do!"
"Well, we just need to fight them all over again" Philippines sighed "I want to drink coconut, you want some America?"
No response.
Really short =="
Well, this is all I can write, heck with all the writer's block and everything, and I accidentally deleted this 2 times and had two rewrite it ==" (ARGHH!)
And I'm getting sick with all the seriousness (The Battle of Malaya was very dark in my opinion), so I tried to insert a bit of humor (I felt that it's not funny at all)
In my mind, Philippines is like a sidekick to America (with assisting America in every war and all) so it's rather funny to me =w=
And here's a little bit of history about the Battle of Philippines:
Not long after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, The Philippines were invaded by Japan. America worked hard to save his 'sidekick', resulting an all out war between America and Japan in Luzon. At first, the Americans seems successful, but because Japan's geographically much closer to the Philippines than America is, Japan can freely send reinforcements (Yeah, I didn't say that it was America's fault that they lost). And as the result, America lost their position in the Philippines.
That's all to say, see you in the next chapter :D
