It's quiet...too quiet.
Just step out of your transporter already.
Am I the only ones who thinks it's too soon after last months incident?
I'm momentarily sure we're safe for now.
Key word is "for now"
Anyways, today is me; Marth, along with Captain Falcon and Ike. Today we're joined up by a new member, Lucario and the beautiful Queen of Altea as our guest. Sheeda.
Hi fanfiction!
I'm still wondering why she's here of all people.
Your forgetting one more!
Oh yeah, this ankle-biter here is Shinon. He came here to try to involve himself more so he can get into Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem.
I TOTALLY DESERVE TO BE ON THERE! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANKLE-BITER?
Anyways, let's start this up.
HEY! DON'T IGNORE ME!
XoXoX
The SSB Crew tries another attempt
"So Ike..." Marth started; looking at Shinon as well who had blue hair, "How's things back at the base?" He asked.
Ike lowered his head and sighed, "Titania scolded Shinon and told him to get rid of the blue-hair dye. The bottles said the dye will wear off eventually." He answered, still looking down.
"And?"
"Shinon dumped it into the ocean and everyone in Tellius has blue-hair." Ike finished quickly.
Captain Falcon snickered as well as having Sheeda raising her hand to her mouth. Shinon looked away from Ike's angry glare, Marth laughed a little as well. Lucario stayed in the back with arms crossed, not making an expression.
Sheeda in turn, looked outside the window, "Wow, I never been outside to the real world before. Let's go check it out!" She called out excitingly.
"How about no?" Marth sternly answered, taking a seat on the laptop.
"Aw, why not?" She asked disappointingly.
Ike turned towards her, "In case you didn't get his various memo's, every time he's out here, he risks his life. Even just by being in this room, he's risking his life." He then paused to look around, "We're all risking our lives." He mystically added.
Everyone was quiet; making even Lucario raise an eyebrow on how quiet it is. Until Sheeda blinked, "What memos?" She asked.
Marth immediately lowered his head and began typing various sentences.
"He doesn't write to you?" Shinon asked, surprised at the fact.
"He never sent me memos." Sheeda pointed out, causing Marth to lower his head even more and type faster.
Ike then smacked him behind the head, (read Dope Slap) "She's your best friend, your wife, and your Queen and you don't even bother to write to her?" He scolded like a father to a son.
"I was getting to it." Marth pointed out, flinching from the attack. He then noticed everyone else; (except Lucario) was staring at him, seeing through his lie. "I just didn't get the time." He added quietly.
"What else do we do besides fight and come here?" Captain Falcon pointed out.
"Let's just start a story and take it from there." Marth interrupted and began typing.
Sheeda however, looked down in thought, "Seriously, what memos?"
Sheardears. Annoying fairies that will only appear to a selected few. So what happens when four good friends who are attending camp decided to take a stroll through the forest? The blue-haired leader; Marlin, his brother Mike, Mike's girlfriend Hilda, and her twin brother Lincon.
"Nice names, like we don't know who they are already." Captain Falcon mocked as he read Marth's writing.
"Shut up."
Then one day, as fate would have it, they found a strange cave. Now, as any sensible person would do, they would leave the cave alone. However, seeing as the story would end then, they decided to go in the cave to discover the strange light.
As they came across a particular barrier, something shocked them and they fell unconscious.
As hours went by, the four awoke to a strange sight. A woman with long, blue hair and eyes to match watched as they got onto their feet. "Hullo!" She called out cheerfully.
Marlin immediately stepped back, "Who are you?" He asked.
The woman gave a heartwarming smile, "Caeda's* the name. And asking obnoxious questions is my game." She introduced herself.
Hilda stood back as well, "A Sheardear?" She asked surprised.
Lincon leaned towards Mike, "My sister read about them. Apparently they're annoying." He pointed out.
"Anyways, as I said. Caeda is my name and this is my pet; Faldoug and this is a troll going by the name Sheen..."
Captain Falcon immediately lowered his face while Shinon looked away, "Your one-step away from a bulls eye." He threatened.
"Where are you going with this?" Ike asked, feeling everyone in the room; (barring Lucario) unease and discomfort of this.
Marth then started a new paragraph, "We'll see."
As they later found out, only the four could see Caeda and her pets. Reaching the camp counselors; Samantha, Luke, and Han, they immediately diagnosed that the four were now insane and chose to isolate them.
Fortunately, they were able to convince Samantha and Luke to help them. With Luke's medical training, he found that the four now have three tiny mechanical devices in their heads that would be harmful to get out. Now Samantha, their engineer adviser, concluded that since it's a piece of technology, it should still be vulnerable to Electro-Magnetic Pulse Waves. So, in short notice, the four were alone in the room with the EMP generator.
"Samantha's instructions are pretty clear." Marlin pointed out holding a note that had two sentences. 'Push the red button' and 'DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!' On the machine were two buttons. A finger-sized button and a hand-size button which were, in fact, red.
The troll Sheen then appeared. "What's this?" He asked. Although a troll, he was quite adept with the English Language.
"It's an EMP Generator." Hilda answered.
Sheen then looked curious, "Ooh, is it a toy?" He asked, leaning around it.
"It's to make you go away." Lincoln answered without remorse.
"Go away?" Sheen asked in despair, "Why do you want me to go away?" He added and teleported to Lincoln, "I don't want to go away. I want to stay with my friends!" He shouted in despair.
"Your not our friend!" Lincoln again answered with no remorse.
Hilda decided to show sympathy, "Well, with your power of suggestion, you can potentially cause harm to other people or us." She replied in a soft tone.
"Hilda" Mike called out quietly.
Sheen then teleported to Hilda, "I would never hurt you guys. I just want to live! I want to go surfing or mountain climbing. I WANT TO EAT PIE!" He pointed out, mentioning his favorite past times he recently learned.
Marlin primed the device, "Okay, it's set. We just have to press the button." He mentioned.
Lincoln then went to the button and was about to press it when Sheen teleported directly in front of him, "Wait! It's my size right? My gigantic size could step on someone's toe and have them sent out. I'll become smaller!" He pointed out and vanished in a light, reappearing hand-sized on the EMP Generator. "How's this?" He called out.
Mike responded by moving towards the generator.
"Wait!" Sheen called out again and disappeared in a shining light, now reappearing thumb-sized. "How can anything this teensy-weensy harm anyone?" He called out in a tiny voice.
Mike responded by pressing the button.
"No!" Sheen shouted, turning into his original size and started looking at his hands, "Oh sacre bleu. I'm melting! Melting!" He called out dramatically as he started to phase. "What a world. What a world!" He called out as he began to disappear from view.
"The pulse hasn't gone off yet. It's on a timer." Hilda pointed out.
At that, Sheen stopped his phasing and looked at Hilda, "Really? How much ti-"
At that, the pulse gone off and he disappeared from view.
"Alright, enough of that." Ike interrupted, pushing Marth away from the laptop.
Marth was protesting, "But, but, I was going to make the characters sing Row Row Row Your Boat at the same time to show that it didn't work."
Captain Falcon then looked at Lucario, "Why don't you write something?" He suggested towards the Pokemon.
"I refuse." He finally telepathetically spoke within the chapter.
Sheeda then looked at him, "Oh come on. We're all contributing in this segment, so you could at least write a few words." She pointed out. She then crossed her arms, lowered her head, and placed a finger at her cheek thinking of a way to get him to write a paragraph at least.
"Why are you here anyways?" Captain Falcon asked.
Lucario looked at Marth who was still trying to make his way to the laptop but stopped by Ike several times, "Master Hand is concerned that Marth is losing his sanity so he sent me to watch out for him." He replied, watching as Marth was starting to toss several mundane objects, like pencils and paper at Ike.
Sheeda then snapped her finger, "Ah, I know. If you write a few paragraphs..." She started.
Lucario closed his eyes, "I told you. I refuse." He interrupted.
"Ah, ah, ah." Sheeda called out, "I haven't finished."
"Whatever your offer. I won't write..."
"I'll bake you a chocolate cake if you write." She finished her proposal.
Captain Falcon reached out towards her, "Sheeda, no!" He warned.
But it was too late as Lucario's eyes widened and turned blue for some reason. He then rushed towards the laptop, "Move, fool!" He shouted, shoving Captain Falcon towards the swordsmen.
"What have you done?" Shinon asked unamused as he sat by and watched the Pokemon type up a story.
Sheeda then looked towards him, "You don't sound very amused." She pointed out.
Shinon then leaned on his hand, looking away, "Meh, I don't really care that much." He replied, closing his eyes.
Sheeda then came up with another scheme on how to check out this world, "In that case. Let's go walk around outside." She replied cheerfully.
"Why would I do that?" He asked in a bored tone. Regarding last time he was in the world, he wasn't sure if he would go back to public.
Sheeda then gave a mischievous smirked, "I'll help you smuggle some Pepsi." She suggested.
At that, Shinon opened his eyes, "Really?" He called out.
Captain Falcon finally got free from Ike and Marth as the latter was still trying to reach the laptop. He then noticed Shinon and Sheeda missing from the group. "Hey, where'd our two guests go?" He wondered to himself. He then looked towards Lucario who was typing...
"CWOJWRCQJNJEVRER"
Captain Falcon looked closer, trying to see what he's writing...or what he's trying to write.
Lucario noticing Captain Falcon focusing on his writing sighed, "Damn these big paws." He muttered to himself.
Captain Falcon straightened his visor, "Move aside. I'll type for you." He suggested, pushing Lucario aside, who had no problems excepting his help.
In this cruel and unforgiving world, the land was torn apart. Lands cracked open, reclaiming all life that it lent. Seas swallowed everything it can to sustain itself. The sky raged with storms, trying to calm down the land and sea at the cost of irreversible damaged. Man existed on land, repelling all forces of darkness that the land would send to gather them. Another variant of man lived within the sea, fighting a losing battle against all odds against the sea. While the last variant lived within the sky. Falling as they lost their wings.
When all hope is lost, a light would shine. The light that would help man conquer their raging gods. The light from the very moon itself. In their plea for help, the moon gave them symbols. Symbols that would lend them great powers. With their newly found powers, man expelled the forces of nature to the point of discarding their religion and starting a new one with the moon.
However, the moon was a very busy and merciless entity. It gave these symbols to all man that could range to talking backwards with ease to controlling the very fabrics of time. When a child is brought onto the moon, they are put into a ceremony at night where they would receive their symbol. Depending on the phase of the moon would produce the power with a full moon giving the most powerful.
However, should a child be born on a new moon or by events of an eclipse, the moon would refuse to give them their symbols. Seeing as the moon would reject them, society began to reject them. Families would not want them, children would laugh at them, and even authorities would want to do nothing with them. These children, later growing to adults would be called "Unblesseds"...
"Unblesseds?" Captain Falcon called out. "The whole story is starting to sound like that game Infinite Undiscovery." He pointed out and looked towards Lucario who was holding the case Infinite Undiscovery.
Seeing that he was ripping off a story, Lucario tossed it aside, "I got nothing else." He replied.
Captain Falcon then turned towards the laptop, "Okay then...what else?" He muttered to himself.
At that point, Shinon came bursting into the room holding various cans of Pepsi with some dropping onto the floor (And not busting luckily.) However, he was panicking at the same time.
"We have to get out of here." He replied, briskly walking towards the group.
Captain Falcon looked at the red...blue-haired sniper, "What's going on?" He asked and noticed the absence of the blue-haired Queen, "Where's Sheeda?" He pointed out.
"I have to thank Marth for having such a stubborn wife." Shinon replied, placing his load of Pepsi on the floor in front of him. "She's fighting against the fangirls outside." He mentioned and grabbed Ike by the ankle, dragging him towards the Pepsi. "Get us out of here."
Ike looked at Shinon at first and realized that he saw fear in his eyes, so without second thoughts, he activated his watch and transported to their dimension.
At that moment, Sheeda came bursting in, having an obvious flare on her head. She went towards Captain Falcon, "Move it." She demanded.
Captain Falcon obeyed without question and moved, priming his newly acquired DW.
XoXoX
Those fangirls really are stupid. They insult my beauty, my hair, and they treat me as trash because I'm Marth's wife and lover. I don't know where they got the idea where Marth loved Roy, or Ike, or that Link character. Let's go Marth.
But, I'm not done...
LET'S GO MARTH!
Coming Sheeda.
I want my chocolate cake.
You'll get your damn cake. Come on!
Before I leave, let me just point a few things out.
Sheardears = Sheeda. Marlin = Marth. Mike = Ike. Hilda = Zelda. Lincon = Link. Sheen = Shinon. Faldoug = Captain Douglas Jay Falcon. Samantha = Samus. Luke = Lucario. Han = Master Hand.
The * stands for Caeda which I am to believe is what Sheeda is called in these parts. The story Lucario took is pretty much the same story as Infinite Undiscovery, except the war against the land, sea, and sky. The Unblessed are also pretty much treated as trash.
Captain Falcon. We're leaving now.
Review please!
