(I don't own Hair, just the horrible movie and the amazing original cast album!)
Berger and Claude were putting away the new shipment when they suddenly had an influx of teeny bopper customers coming in. Claude manned the register while Berger manned the activity on the floor.
"Makes you glad we left Star with Mom huh?" Said Berger as he handed an album for a customer to Claude.
"Absolutely and Chrissy will be happy because there is no way we are getting out of here in time to embarrass her at school." Said Claude.
"She'll be thrilled."
"Hey what is going on, I've seen a steady stream of girls coming down here." Said Tommy coming through the curtain.
"You my man will be able to make payroll without any creative math." Said Berger.
"This is insane I haven't seen it this busy since we were selling the Woodstock tickets. You guys need help? Or are you okay?"
"I think we should be okay, it's starting to die down." Said Claude as the phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hi Honey, it's Maria."
"Hi Mom, it's Claude."
"Hi Sweetheart. I just called to tell you that Jeanie picked the baby up. She ended up having the day off."
"Okay so we'll see you later then?" Said Claude with a laugh as he rang up a sale.
"Are you guys coming by later?"
"I don't know. Here talk to your son." Said Claude handing over the phone and ducking under the cord to ring up the next customer.
"I was." Said Maria, not realizing Claude had already handed off the phone.
"You were what Ma?"
"Talking to my son."
"Claudio you've been adopted. My mommy likes you better."
"That wasn't a secret though, people routinely like me over you." Said Claude with a smile.
"Funny, so Ma do want us to pop by later?"
"Sure, just a heads up I'm having the girls from Bridge over."
"You got it we'll be on our best behavior."
"Okay, love you."
"Love you, too." Berger hung up the phone and smiled at Claude.
"Why do we have to be on our best behavior?"
"Because Mom is having the ladies from Bridge over."
"How bad is it usually?" Asked Claude.
"Well hopefully they won't bring their 'nice daughters' to try and fix me up."
"We could just go straight home after we leave here." Said Claude with a smile.
"Or we could get caught making out in the kitchen and that will stop them from getting on my case." Said Berger.
"I'm not screwing with you in your parents' house." Said Claude slightly laughing at Berger's suggestion.
"Oh come on it's a fantasy of mine."
"Maybe if your mother wasn't going to be downstairs with the entire bridge club."
"Can we screw tonight?" Asked Berger.
"Maybe." Said Claude slowly.
"Hey Guys why don't you head out it's dead here now." Said Tommy coming in.
"What about upstairs?" Asked Claude as Tommy removed the hair tie holding his crazy hair in place.
"Joe's got it handled I'm hanging down here."
"You sure?" Asked Berger.
"Yup, go get out. I'll see you tomorrow." Said Tommy.
Claude and Berger grabbed their stuff and headed over to Maria and James' house when they got there they noticed the extra cars parked in front.
"Oh, yay Mrs. Jackson is here." Said Berger.
"Problem?"
"Not really she's just one of the more persistent of the ladies and she gets a little handsy not like fun handsy but creepy 'Ew your my mom's friend' creepy.' Nothing we can't handle."
Berger and Claude walked in and were spotted by Maria before they could retreat upstairs or to the kitchen.
"Boys come in here!"
"Damn, almost." Said Berger.
"Yeah, cause we're invisible."
"You wanted to be once upon a time."
"Didn't quite work out there now did it? Hey Mom." Said Claude with a smile.
"Hi Honey."
"Ladies, these are my boys George and Claude." Maria then dropped her voice down to a whisper. "Say hi then you can go in the kitchen I promise."
"Ladies." Said Claude.
"Maria, I thought you only had one son?" Asked Jules Captcha.
"I have many these two are just my favorite."
"I hope I'm your favorite you only gave birth to me." Said Berger through a mouthful of crackers.
"Now George, how is your daughter?" Asked Mrs. Burke.
"My what?"
"Your little girl? Star?" The older woman responded.
"Oh you mean my niece? She's good she was here earlier." Claude chuckled from behind him.
"Well my daughters would be perfect for you boys." Said Mrs. Jones.
"Thanks, but we're both already seeing someone." Said Claude.
"Aww, well that's a shame. Well if you change your minds let me know." She said.
"Right. Hey Mom is there sandwich stuff in the fridge?" Asked Berger.
"There's beef stew on the stove. I sent a big pot of it home with Jeanie and Woof earlier."
"I love you Mom." Said the boys at the same time.
"I love you guys too."
The guys went into the kitchen and grabbed some food. It wasn't long before Mrs. Jackson made her way into the kitchen.
"Hey Boys." She said in soft tone.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can I get you anything?" Asked Berger wanting her away from him as soon as possible.
"Oh I was just going to get some coffee, that's all."
"I'll get it for you." Berger said moving quickly to the pot and filling her empty cup.
"Well thank you George." She said reaching around him for the sugar but being sure press her body against his while Claude chuckled watching from the table.
"Yeah, no problem can you give me some personal space."
"Oh I didn't realize I was that close to you Dear."
"Yeah. Well I think I hear them starting another hand."
"They can start without me, I'm much more interested in finding out when you are going to take me out to dinner."
"When I stop liking guys so much." Said Berger flippantly.
"Excuse me?"
"I said I'm seeing someone and I don't think he'll appreciate me dating someone else."
"Well she's a lucky girl whoever she is. What's her name?"
"Claude."
"Short for Claudia?"
"Claude or I call him Claudio." Claude just watched on in amusement.
"Janet, we're starting and the boys are on their lunch break." Said Maria coming into the kitchen.
"Oh I'm sorry we were just talking about what they are doing for dinner tonight."
"I made them beef stew and it's already on its way back to their apartment."
"Well George, you treat that Claudia like she's special and if she doesn't appreciate it come find me."
"Yes, Ma'am." Maria guided Janet back to the dining room and looked at her boys with a smile.
"Yeah Berger you better treat me special."
"I'll treat you to special brownies all right." Said Berger sitting down across from Claude.
"So Maria, do you think we'll ever get to meet George's lady friend Claudia?"
"Claudia? Do you mean Claude? You already did he's in the kitchen with George."
"No George's girlfriend."
"George doesn't have a girlfriend Janet. He has a partner. Claude."
"I don't understand." Said Janet.
"You don't have to understand it, just respect that my son doesn't want to be your fourth husband."
The other ladies just smiled and understood perfectly that there would be no more trying to fix Berger up with anyone. He had found his person and that was fine with them.
"Ma we're going to head home. I'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay did you get enough to eat?" Said Maria accepting a kiss on the cheek from each man.
"If we didn't I'm sure there's a whole pot of it at home." Said Berger with a smile.
"Call me when you get home please?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Bye Boys."
"Bye Ma." They both said.
They got home rather quickly and Claude called Maria to let her know. About an hour later Chrissy and Angela walked in.
"So what happened to picking me up today?" Asked Chrissy.
"Got swamped at the store. Then we went and saw Maria, Berger got hit on by Mrs. Jackson."
"Again, God she's worse than amnesia lady." Said Angela.
"Oh it get's better I told her when I stopped liking guys so much I would take her out. She asked what my girlfriend's name was I told her Claude. Kept calling Claudio here Claudia."
"She's hard of hearing I think." Said Claude.
"Mom sent beef stew back. Jeanie and Woof put it in the kitchen." Said Berger.
"Where are they?"
"Star's napping so I'm assuming so are Jeanie and Woof together." Said Berger raising his eyebrows.
As the night wore on the Tribe filtered in and out of the apartment. It was common place that Jeanie, Berger, and now Claude's was the meeting place for everyone. Shortly after Berger and Claude got home Star made her presence known and toddled out into the living room.
"Star how did you get out here?" Asked Claude shocked to see the little girl without one of them going and getting her. She just shrugged with a smile.
"Uh-oh we're in trouble." Said Berger picking up their niece and hugging her to him.
"Oh yeah, maybe we can lower the mattress again." Said Jeanie.
"We do that and it could potentially be on the floor." Said Woof.
"Let's go take a look." Said Claude to Woof.
"You know how to fix a crib Claudio?"
"I fixed trucks in Vietnam a couple times." Said Claude quietly.
"Have at it, at least I won't be lopsided like the last time I did it." Said Berger.
"That's cause you did high Dear." Said Jeanie with a laugh.
It took Claude and Woof about 15 minutes to fix the crib to their satisfaction and put Star in to test it. She got frustrated and started to whine that they had stopped her new trick.
"Don't worry soon enough you grow to where you can do it again." Said Claude kissing the top of her head after he picked her up. They then heard a tiny rumbling coming from their smallest companion.
"What was that? Was that your tummy saying 'feed me'?" Asked Woof.
"Come on Kiddo." Said Claude carrying her out. "We are baby proofed again."
"Yay!" Said Jeanie not looking forward to when Star can get out on her own.
After dinner was consumed Jeanie took Star in for a bath while Berger started to unexpectedly roll a joint. Claude was laying on the couch with his feet in Berger's lap.
"What are you doing?" He asked jokingly.
"Relaxing we had a very stressful day." Berger responded in humor.
Once the joint was lit they were passing it back and forth between everyone, Berger got a little handsy with Claude and ended up laying down next to him and pressing kisses in between puffs on his neck and cheek before tilting Claude's face to his to share his latest puff. That ended up turning into a make out session. Chrissy took the joint from Berger's fingers so it wouldn't fall and took a puff of her own while watching the couple. Berger's hand had just gotten under Claude's shirt when Jeanie walked back in with a dressed for bed Star. Jeanie had to stop herself from staring, when a knock sounded on the door. It went ignored by Claude and Berger but Jeanie moved towards it and opened it.
"Hey Margaret, what's up?" Woof smacked Berger's leg to alert him to the fact Margaret was there, but they were too caught up in each other.
"Well I just wanted to let you kids know that Hubert and I will be going on vacation starting next week and was wondering if you could water the plants."
"Not a problem. So Berger's mother sent over some beef stew and there's more than plently if you and Hubert would like some." Said Jeanie.
"That would be wonderful thank you Hon."
"Great let just plop her down and I'll go get it." Jeanie saw Claude's hand go for Berger's belt and sat Star on Claude's chest. "Here watch her for a second." Berger and Claude abruptly broke apart as Star just grinned at them.
"Hey Margaret." Said Claude moving to a sitting position, Star then adjusted to curl into her new favorite spot on Claude's chest.
"Hi Dear. I didn't want to interrupt." Said Margaret with a smile having noticed the couple when she came in.
"No problem." Said Berger now taking Claude's spot of laying on the couch with his feet in Claude's lap. He had a blissed out smile on his face like nothing could touch him.
"Here ya go." Said Jeanie holding out a large container of food to Margaret.
"Thanks Honey I'll bring the container back up tomorrow with the key."
"Okay."
"Bye my loves."
"Bye." Came the various voices.
"May I ask why you plopped her down on me?" Asked Claude with a laugh.
"Your hand was going for the belt on your friend. While the rest of us have no problem watching and probably would have started our own activities once I put Star to bed, I don't think you would have wanted Margaret to watch.
"Ah well on that note I'm going to go put Sleepy Toddler to bed and then possibly get back to what we were doing before you plopped 20 pounds of baby on me."
"You do that." Said Jeanie with a laugh.
Once they were all satisfied that Star was asleep and Claude had returned to the couch, he and Berger picked up where they left off with Claude undoing Berger's belt and unzipping his pants.
"Do you want to move this into the bedroom or stay out here?" Asked Berger slightly out of breath.
"Bedroom, no offense Guys."
"None taken." Said Chrissy. "I know you guys now prefer just each other but if you ever need a female, I'm ready, willing, and able." Claude and Berger looked at each other as if having a silent discussion.
"Come on." Said Berger grabbing her hand.
"Good night Guys." Said Claude with a broad smile.
"Night." Said Woof as the door closed he looked over at Jeanie with a smile. "And then there were two. So do you want to have that conversation we were going to start this morning before the baby woke up?"
"We've been together for months now. You're the only one I'm sleeping with you know besides Chrissy the other night. Am I the only one you are sleeping with?"
"You know you are. So this is it. We are together."
"Yes." Said Jeanie kissing the tall man.
"Okay then I can do this." Said Woof throwing Jeanie over his shoulder and quickly walking towards what was now their room.
"Ahh, Woof!" Said Jeanie with a laugh.
Meanwhile in the boys' bedroom there were some happenings going on that hadn't gone on in a while there was a girl standing between Claude and Berger. Chrissy wasn't quite sure when it happened but one second she was fully clothed and the next she was standing in between the two men with nothing but her underwear on—nope correction nothing on cause Berger had just made quick work of those while running a hand down her front. She saw Claude inhale deep at the sight of her nude form and slowly came to the realization that he probably hadn't been laid since before he left until he and Berger reunited in the last couple days. She felt Berger reach around her to tug Claude closer and she let out a small squeak in feeling sandwiched between the two men. Working in tandem with Berger's hands while he feasted on her neck they managed to get Claude down to his boxers and then nothing. While Berger worked on the right side of her next Claude decided that the left would be his home for the time being. She let little moans escape as their hands explored her body. But her hands weren't idle she had one hand tangled in Berger's hair holding him to her neck and the other was on Claude's hip anchoring him to her. She didn't even realize they had moved towards the bed til she felt the mattress gently meet her back. When did she get picked up and moved to the middle she didn't know the different sensation these men had her feeling had her body in overload and she loved every minute of it. She laid on the bed letting these men she loved wash over her. It was a weird sensation, being feast upon by two people. Berger to her left and Claude to her right, each latched on to her breasts. It felt so good that she couldn't help but let out small moaning sounds. She felt the unison movement of their hands down her stomach. She wasn't sure if they knew just how in sync they were with each other, but she didn't have enough brain cells working right now to tell them. Just when she thought the pleasure couldn't get any better she felt the fingers reach their destination and slide in.
"Ohhh." She let the sound escape and then felt an amazing orgasm wash over her.
"I think she's ready for you Claudio." Said Berger with a laugh.
"Do we have any condoms around?" He asked.
"Yeah here." Said Berger handing him one.
"Chrissy, are you okay." Asked Claude with a smile and a kiss to her cheek.
"Yup and ready for you." She said opening her legs wider for Claude waiting for entrance.
Claude moved between Chrissy's legs and slowly entered his friend they both moaned at the contact, Chrissy from just being filled and for Claude it was like that final piece clicked into place that he was home. The ability to love freely and to share that love with their friends. He was home.
"Oohh Claude faster, please go faster." Claude sped up his pace to almost frantic and to add friction to the coming orgasm Berger placed his hands on Chrissy's breasts so they rubbed against his hands while Claude pounded into her. He loved seeing this side to his partner the total blissed out moment of the orgasm washing over him. Claude came with a loud groan, his chest heaving as he came down and the feeling of Chrissy still vibrating around him as she came down as well.
"Wow." Said Chrissy breathlessly. "We need to do that again sometime." Claude kissed her soundly on the mouth and fell to the side of her, before he started stroking her breast.
"You okay over there?" Asked Berger with a laugh.
"Yeah. Just need a couple minutes to recover."
"Well while you recover you mind if I come over there and help."
"Thought you'd never ask." Said Claude reaching out a hand to his partner. As Berger moved around the bed to get closer to Claude, Chrissy languidly moved over to give the couple a little more room. "And where are you going?" He asked moving her back to her original spot.
"I was trying to give you some room."
"No room needed get back over here." Said Claude.
Chrissy watched as the two men explored each other before committing to the act of being with each other. It was a beautiful thing, love was. It was all consuming and in that bedroom on that night that was all the three of them needed were each other. She wasn't sure if this would be a regular thing but she knew she was loved and that was more than enough for her tonight. It didn't take long after the boys finished with each other for Chrissy to fall into a deep sleep with Claude on one side of her towards the door and Berger on the other she never felt safer than she did in that moment. She didn't need her parents, she just needed these people in this moment to shine in her life.
The next morning she got up and went to school as if nothing had changed, which it really didn't. Angela just looked at her and looked around for her bodyguards seeing no one, Angela looked back to Chrissy.
"Where's the posse?"
"Screwed them into a deep sleep last night." Said Chrissy flippantly.
"Cool. Gonna be a regular thing?"
"If it allows me to walk to school on my own, yes."
"MAKE GOOD CHOICES!" Came a shout from the street. Chrissy turned around and saw Berger and Claude there with huge smiles on their faces.
"Yeah, not gonna happen now that they have a job."
"Damn it." Said Chrissy with a smile.
"At least you had fun last night."
"A lot."
"Good for you Jezebel."
"I try."
