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Harry felt his heart stop. Snape wanted to talk to his mother. He wanted to stop her, but what could he do. Plus, his dad, Sirius, and Remus had landed themselves in detention. Harry thought that Snape was catching on...

"Yes, Professor?" Lily Evans inquired, "Can I help you?"

"What?" Snape snapped without looking up.

"You said you wanted to see me?" Lily replied.

"Oh, it's you. Sit down," the professor said as he summoned a chair, "I know who you are."

Lily's heart stopped, "Sorry?"

"You are Lily Evans. And your friends are Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and James Potter," Snape spat the last name out like venom.

Lily regained herself, "Sorry, I've never heard of those people before. My name is Rose Somerville. Maybe I just look like someone you know."

"What is your relation to Harry Potter?" Snape asked, trying to force information out of the girl.

"He his leading my friends and I around the school because we have come from America, and our fathers are very good friends with Harry's... Harry's neighbors. His neighbor is a wizard who married a muggle, but they don't have any kids. They used to live in America, but they recently moved to London," Lily explained, the lies falling out of her mouth.

"Do you know anyone with the name Petunia?" Snape asked.

"No."

"No one?"

"No, sir."

"Fine," Snape was desperate for information, "What did Harry tell you about me?"

"Oh," was all Lily could muster out. She had no idea of what to say, "Harry told me that you were the potions master, obviously, head of Slytherin, and you had gone to school with his parents." Not the truth, but not a lie either. "Good job, Lily." she thought to herself.

"That's all he told you?" Snape asked. When Lily slowly nodded her head, Snape reluctantly dismissed her.

As soon as Harry saw his mum open the dungeon door, he embraced her, "Are you okay?" he asked.

"Yes, why wouldn't I be?" she said.

"Well, mainly because you are trapped in the future, found out you married your sworn enemy, had a child with him, and was forced to talk to your ex-best friend!" Harry said in one breath.

"I'm fine," Lily told her son, "Let's go to our next class. What do we have?"

"History of Magic, with Binns," Harry said, "I already sent the others off."

The two of them made their way to their next class, and when the got into the classroom, they found Binns droning on about who-knows-what. when they found a seat in the back of the room, Harry saw Ron, and both James's fast asleep. Sirius was forcing himself to keep his eyes open. He chuckled to himself at the sight.

"So they still haven't gotten rid of this guy?" Lily asked Harry.

"It's kind of hard to when he's a ghost," the two of them laughed.

"So you got your father's sass," Lily smiled.

"Apparently so did James Potter the Second," Harry interrupted.

"You also have his hair and my-" Lily was interrupted a second time.

"And my mother's eyes, let me guess," Harry said, "Congratulations, you are the 934th person to tell me that this week!"

"Do you really get that a lot? Is it that obvious?" Lily was interested.

"Yeah," Harry said, "it gets annoying sometimes, but it's nice to know that people still remember you and Dad. They say, 'You know what, Harry, you look exactly like you father, but with your mother's eyes,' and then I say, 'Thanks for that. I looked in the mirror this morning, but thank you very much for the reminder.' It's pretty funny, actually."

"So, Harry, do Petunia and Vernon treat you well?" Lily asked her son the question that he had been avoiding.

"Er... they give me shelter and food occasionally."

"Occasionally?"

"Well... yeah. Only if I cook for them and do all their stuff for them. Their great besides that and the fact they made me live in a closet for eleven years, they also don't give a damn about me. Only that ball of fat that they call their son."

Lily was shocked at the information, but Harry continued, "I used to stay at Hogwarts for holidays, but now I stay at the Weasley's for Christmas, Easter, and most of the summer. It's gotten a lot better."

"Really?"

"Yeah, really."

The bell rung and they gathered their stuff together, and they rejoined their group to head to DADA, This will be fun," Harry thought to himself.

AN: How was it? There's a nice long chappie for you. Was that a good length? Do you want longer chapters or short ones. What should the gang do next. I have a plan for when they go to the Weasley's. Please tell me your opinion or ask me questions!