Note: before I begin this chapter I just wanna say, "lol how long have I been gone?!" I honestly totally forgot about this story. I didn't think I was gonna come back, but here I am. Just a quick warning I've totally forgotten what the hell im gonna do with this story. Lamo! XDDDDDD this will probably be a quick short chaper just to get back into the swing of things.
Now with that out of the way! AAAAAAAWWWWWAAYYYYY WEEEE GO!
disclaimer I don't own WBB
It was a beautiful morning in San Francisco with a clear sky. The bears where sitting at the table eating their pancakes that ice bear made for breakfast. Panda was trying to get a good photo for his social media. Grizz and Red where chowing down on their food like no tomorrow. Ice bear was simply just eating his like your average normal civilized walking talking polar bear.
"Hey guys what do you wanna do today?" Asked Panda, "Because I have no clue…"
"Don't worry little bro!" Grizz interrupted Panda. Patting him on the head he said, "We're going to the city to shoot some hoops at the basketball court!"
"THE CITY!" Red perked up when he herd this. "I haven't been there yet this is gonna be great!" Red was clearly exited to be going to the city.
"Noo!" Panda wined. "Grizz you know that I can't play basketball."
"Neither can I. But that's what makes it fun!" Grizz said ruffling the fur on Panda's head. Panda just crossed his arms and sulked.
"Ice bear is secretly amazing at basketball. But he chooses not to show it." Ice bear replied.
"Yunno Ice bro I don't think that's helping Panda's self esteem." Red pointed out. "Also you might want to know that I don't even know what basketball is."
Everyone stared appalled at Red, because he didn't know what basketball was. Red sat there awkwardly still eating his pancakes. When, halfway through eating his pancake, he asked, "Why are you guys looking at me like that?"
"How do you not know what basketball is?" Asked Panda.
"I don't because I've never heard of it. It sounds pretty fun to me." Red said swallowing the pancake in his mouth.
"Oh I see."
"Don't worry Red I'll explain everything to you on the way." Grizz said.
"Cool. When are we leaving?"
"In just a minute we need to get all our stuff."
1 minute later
"Alrighty looks like we are all ready to go!" Said Grizz, "time to stack up!"
"Wait…stack up? What does that mean?" Red asked bamboozled.
"Just watch." Said Panda said as he got onto ice bear's back. Red watched un awe as Grizz climbed onto panda's back completing the stack.
Red's eyes widened in amazement Whoa! That's so cool! Where should I go?"
"You can ride on my back." Grizz told Red.
"Wait Grizz if he's at the top then doesn't that mean he's in charge?" Asked Panda.
"Naw. he more of like a passenger."
Red climbed up on to Grizz and sat down, "Whoa! It's a pretty great view up here!"
"I know right!" Grizz replied.
"He he. Yea. Now I can't wait to go to the city with you guys! So let's get going!" Red pointed forward. And with that the gang went into the forest.
On the way there Grizz explained what basketball was to Red. "Basketball is a game with two teams. And they basically run around the court dribbling an orange ball, passing to another teammate and then they through the ball in to a hoop. You get points for how far away you are or…something like that."
"I think I get it! Basketball is a game that practices the principle of teamwork. In which you pass this orange ball around and try and make it into the hoop." Red said.
"pretty much."
"Grizz I'm pretty sure it's more complicated then that." Panda said worried that Grizz hadn't told Red enough of the game to be able to play.
"You know what your right Panda!" Grizz agreed.
"Wait….I am?"
"Yea! If we want Red to know how to play basketball...All we need to do is look up the rules on your phone!"
"Should have figured." Said Panda as he took out his phone and handed it to Grizz. Who then handed it to Red.
Later at the basketball court
When the gang got to the court Grizz got his bag and opened it up, "alright we got a Velcro wallet for Grizz… Phone for Pan Pan." Grizz said holding the bag out so Panda could put his phone in.
"Please be careful with it its my life and soul in rectangular form."
"Don't you think that's going a bit extreme!?" Red asked in shock?
"Yea yea." Grizz said putting the phone in the bag.
"Ice Bear, ninja stars."
Red fell over anime style as he yelled, "WHY WOULD YOU NEED THOSE TO PLAY BASKETBALL!"
Ignoring Red the other bears left the bag at the bench, and went to go play a group of other people.
"SO NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA IGNORE MEEE!" Red yelled frustrated. "Fine go on with out me. I didn't even want to play your dumb little game." Red muttered to himself. He sighed as he sat down with their stuff.
Pigeon's perspective
Pigeon 1-'Target lock the four dumb bear's back pack'
Pigeon 2-' Roger that. I'm in position…wait….. one of them is sitting by their stuff!'
Pigeon 1-'damn you bears!'
Pigeon 4-'this procedure may take some finesse. I've sent pigeon 3 to intercept the red one.'
Back with Red.
"Huh?" Red looked down to see a pigeon land on the ground. It looked at him like it wanted something. "Im sorry I don't have any seeds to give you."
Suddenly the bird attacked Red pecking him on the head. "OW! FUCK! STOP IT YOU LITTLE…" Red swung his hands around like a maniac, trying to get the bird to get off him.
Eventually the bird flew away from Red. "GET BACK HERE YOU LIL BITCH!" He yelled in a fit of rage as he ran off chasing the bird. Leaving the bag behind.
Now back to the pigeon perspective.
Pigeon 4-'this is Pigeon 4 to Pigeon 1 do you copy?'
Pigeon 1-'copied. Do you have a report?"
Pigeon 4-'Pigeon 3 has successfully infiltrated and led the bears one defense away.'
Pigeon 1-'good job. Prepare to move in with the capture squadron.'
Pigeon 4-'Roger that! Pigeon 2 help me prepare the capture squadron.'
Later
"Damnit! I can't find that bird!" Red said looking around for the pigeon. That's when he realized he left the ball court. "Oh man. I left the court I better get back." When Red got back to the park he saw the other bears standing at the bench looking down.
"HEY GUYS WHATS UP!?" Red yelled running to them. "Our stuff is gone…" Grizz said blatantly.
"Wait what?..." Red loosing his energy. "H-how did this happen?"
"Someone must have stolen our stuff."
"This is my fault. Our stuff wouldn't have gotten taken if I hadn't been chasing that pigeon around."
"Whoa now, no one is blaming you for what happened."
"Yea I can see that, but…"
"Shhh." Grizz interrupted Red putting a finger to his mouth. "Don't worry we'll find our stuff."
"Yea! I'll help too." Red said filling with determination! "Uh… what's wrong with Panda?" Red said pointing over to where Panda was laying on the ground.
"What's the meaning of life?" Panda said softly.
"Excuse me?" Red asked
"The meaning of life? Why are we born into this world? Just to sit here and waist time until we die?"
"Uh….Grizz, Panda is scaring me." Red said with concern.
"Don't worry he's just like this because he hasn't had his phone for more than a minute."
"Oh. In that case… Get over yourself Panda! We have to find out who stole our stuff!" Red got Panda to stand up.
"It's ok. I'll be fine." Panda said as he wobbled trying to stand up.
"Good because I wasn't going to help you in the first place."
"Hey! That's mean!" Panda yelled after Red who had already ran off with Grizz and Ice bear. Panda raced after them as fast as he could. "GUYS WAIT UP! YOU KNOW I HAVE ASTHMA!"
In the city
"POLICE! POLICE! POLICE!" All the bears pleaded.
"Whoa guys I'm already writing this ticket."
"We've been robbed! The guy had a knife! And-a-a one eye!" Grizz said frantically.
"THEY SYOLE MY PHONE MY APPS AND MY SOUL!" Panda added.
"Ice bear wants justice!"
"Arrest somebody! Use your gun! Wait where's your gun?"
The police woman ignored them wrote her ticket and rode off on her Segway. "My phone is gone forever." Panda sulked.
"No it's not, we'll find it!" Said Red. "I already have an idea who might have taken our stuff!"
"Really!? WHO!?" Asked Grizz and Panda at the same time.
"It was the pigeons! Always suspect the pigeons."
"Nows not the time for jokes bro." Grizz said disappointed.
"I'm not joking tho!"
"Come on man. Why would pigeons steal our stuff? They don't have any
use for it." Panda pointed out.
"Fine! Don't listen to me, but when it turns out I'm right you both owe me half your breakfast for the next week.
"What!? No!" Panda said.
"Oh you're SOO on!" Grizz made the bet, "But if you're wrong then half your breakfast is mine."
"So it's a deal. Shake on it!" Red extended his paw and shook Grizz's.
At the diner
"Mmmm? If I was here and you guys where here and there. Then someone took the bag where?" Grizz said recreating the scene with stuff from the diner.
"Ice bear has a conspiracy theory." Ice bear added.
"How are the mug shots coming?"
"Done! It's a good thing I have a photographic memory." Panda said showing what he drew.
"You guys don't seem to serious about finding your stuff." Red said boredly as he leaned his head on his hand.
"We are! We are very serious." Said Grizz, "Don't you see I have my serious face on!" Grizz scrunched his face up to try and make it look serious.
"Uh huh. I can see that you guys have this all under control." Red said sarcastically. "Look I already told you guys that I know who the culprit is, it's the pige….."
"Ok. So I just talked to the manager and you're gonna need to order more than just ice water." Their waitress said interrupting Red.
"Do you have yogurt?" Red asked.
"No." she walked off, "And stop waisting table mats!"
"Guess that's our que to go." Red said.
Outside the diner.
"Well what now?" Panda asked.
"Mmmmmmmm." Red was in a deep thought, "UGH! Damnit! I can't think of anything!"
"Whoa bro. Look we're all frustrated here. But there's no need to resort to swearing." Grizz said putting a paw on Red's shoulder. Red took a deep breath and exhaled, "Ok I think I know where we need to go next."
to be continued!
Whew! So it turns out that I DO actually know what I'm doing lol! I decided to make this a two parter just to leave you in suspense. He he. As always I'm welcoming any constructive criticism and/or ideas for the story.
