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Long time no see, guys! How are you?

This week I had portuguese & math test so that's why I didn't upload... I'm very sorry!

My schedule is quite full for the next week, since I have biology test tuesday and I think I'm forgetting other things to do... But I'll do my best to upload at least 1 time per week!

Don't worry, since I didn't upload at all this week, this chapter will be quite long... Hope you don't mind, hehe..

AND! Congratulations to Toke1920 who discovered the pokémon reference I used last chapter! This chapter there's a reference too! I wonder if anyone can discover it...

So, without further ado...

Here's chapter 7! Hope you enjoy it as much as I liked writing!

Disclaimer: I own my computer, which I use to write this story. Nothing more than it.


Miku finally managed to finish organizing the files that were on her table for the last week, gathering dust. For the past few days, the more they examinated the files, the more came.

' Haa... ' The tealette let a tired sigh escape from her mouth. ' We finally managed to get these files right. '

' I'm tired... ' Kaito said while stretching his spine, making some crack sounds from it.

Gumi was making some tea for everybody, since her job was made long ago. She might be an closet otaku, but when she had work, she was the first to end it perfectly, since she wished to read her mangas as fast as possible.

' Here. ' The greenette said, landing some tea to her blondie friend, who collapsed from her work. ' Thank you ', Rin said while trying to get her soul back to her body.

' But, seriously, this is insane! It has been a week since we started examinating these files, and it doesn't matter how much we do, they keep on coming! ' Len said, his head laying on the table, hoping to get a little rest.

' Yeah, and these files are just for before vacation! There will be more tomorrow, I can feel it! More than ever, just because it's friday! ' Gakupo exclaimed, finishing his last piece of paper.

' Well, that's expected. Vacations are soon, and when we get back... ' The president started, and the paused.

Gakupo frowned, hearing his president. ' Yeah, I know, you don't need to remember me that, Kaichou. ' He didn't hide his angry. His voice was harsh.

' Gakupo, don't start again. Princess is having a rough time too, you know? Even more than yours. Do you know how much work she has? ' Gakupo clicked his tongue towards Kaito's words.

' I know... but I still think that Kaichou's decisions were just too suddenly! She didn't even think about it straight! She just gave that pinky haired girl her answer before thinking! ' The purple haired boy started do yell.

' Ara, my, are you talking about me? ' Everyone looked at the couch dumbfounded. There wasn't anyone there a little ago...

Now, there was a girl sitting there, her legs crossed. She enjoyed her tea as much as seeing the shocked face everyone was making. The pinkette smiled to their faces.

' What, am I some kind of new attraction from a circus? ' She said, still smiling, sipping a little of her tea.

' When... But I closed the doors and even the window! ' Miku started, pointing at the window with a piece of wood holding it, preventing it from open.

' I opened the door to her a while ago. ' The greenette said, sitting on the pinkette's side, sipping her tea, the same peace as the pink haired girl.

' WHA.. Gumi, you traitor! ' Miku screamed. ' Why did you do this? '

' Why, you ask... ' Gumi said with a confused expression, tilting her head to the side.

' Because I knocked at the door and asked if I could enter? ' Luka tilted her head to the side just like Gumi, still smiling.

' And I said, yes, of course, since she was so polite. ' Gumi cutted Miku as she was about to complain. ' And you didn't say anything to me to not let anyone enter. ' Miku sighed in defeat.

' Fair enough. ' Luka and Gumi high fived as the tealette rubbed her temple.

Rin frowned seeing that her friend was interacting with the pink beauty.

The pinkette noticed the glares she was receiving, stood up and went to the blondie. She whispered in her ears.

' Don't worry, she isn't my type. Go sit with her, I'll go to MY place. And don't worry, she's not onto me. Good luck. ' Luka giggled as the blondie blushed, nodded and went to the greenette's side.

' Why are you blushing, Rin? ' Gumi asked when the blondie sat next to her.

' Nothing. ' Rin said, avoiding eye contact.

Luka giggled again, ' Such pure love ' she though, walking to HER place, which was right next to Miku.

' Hey, don't screw with my people's mind. And get out here.' Miku said, without looking at Luka's eyes.

' Yes, yes, Princess. And no. ' Luka smiled.

Some time passed like this, Rin and Gumi talking about something, Len, Kaito and Gakupo talking about how Len should get a girlfriend soon, and Len backfiring to them with a ' YOU DON'T HAVE EITHER! ', making the taller guys go to the corner, sobbing.

And Miku and Luka were just silent, Miku was drinking her tea and Luka was standing right next to her, smiling with her eyes closed. Just like a princess and her knight.

Then Len, who was trying to cheer the taller guys up, remembered something.

' Hey... ' He started, everyone looked at him. He went quiet.

' What, Len? ' Rin asked to her twin brother, a little angry at the suddenly stop he made.

He started again. ' It's just that... next week we went on vacation... ' he remembered, looking pale. The pinkette let a large smile appear on her face, her favourite word crossing her mind.

' Yeah, so what? ' Rin asked, pissed. ' Spill it, Len, you're pissing me. '

Miku tried to think what scared so much Len, and then... she remembered.

' Oh, …. damn. ' Miku went pale as well.

' What? What is it, Princess? ' Kaito asked, worried.

' They might be scared that next week are the finals. ' Luka said with a calm tone, still smiling and keeping her eyes closed, trying to hold her happyness.

Kaito, Gakupo and Rin looked at the pinkette dumbfounded. Len and Miku were pale, engrossed in their thoughs. Gumi was reading her manga like it didn't care what the pinkette said.

Miku realized what Luka said and stood up, abruptly. She took Luka's collar and lead the pinkette's face closer to hers.

' YOU.. YOU REMEMBERED IT! ' She shout to the still smiling pinkette.

' But of course I remember, Miku. I'm a student, don't you know? ' She said as if it was the most obvious thing.

' Then... THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU REMEMBER ME? ' Miku exploded at her smiling friend.

' If I had remembered you, you wouldn't be so close to me right now,... fufufufu ' Luka giggled.

Miku let Luka's collar, trembling with rage.

' This isn't time to do this, Miku. ' The tealette breathed heavy, trying to calm down. ' Okay, first we have Physics and Sociology, these are ok by me... Then, Biology and Chemistry, I just have to study a little for those... History and Geography... just need to review... Literature and Japanese... these I'm okay too.. Then, there's... there's... English... and... ... and Math... ' She went pale just to remember the feared themes.

She went dizzy, and sat down to not pass out.

' Oh my God, English and Math... I tottaly forgot you, my long time rivals. ' Miku held her face with her hands, covering her eyes. Her elbows on the table. She laughed to not cry.

' OH MY GOD I TOTTALY FORGOT ABOUT FINALS! ' Rin ran away while shouting to whole school.

' Rin! Waaait! I'll teach you, so don't worry! ' Len shouted to her now-near-the-school's-gate sister. ' WHEN DID YOU GET THERE?! ' He stood on his place, ' There's just no way I'll catch her... But I guess there's no choice... Sigh. ' Len picked his bag and went out, running to her sister.

Kaito and Gakupo were still looking at the pinkette, then they sighed.

' There's just no way we catch it, anyway.. ' Gakupo talked, expressionless.

' Yeah, ' Kaito agreeded.

' Let's head to the karaoke? ' Gakupo asked to the bluenette ' Yeah. '

And, just like this, they went out, heading to the karaoke.

Gumi took her phone and called her blondie friend.

' Go to my house, I'll teach you. ' And rung up without letting Rin say a single thing. ' She'd just scream, anyway. ' she though, grabbing her things and heading out.

Miku was still trying to catch the situation she was in, and didn't realize that she was alone with Luka. She realized too late, when Luka clung on her back, her breasts forcing against Miku's back. Luka's face were right on Miku's side, her mouth on Miku's ear. She hugged Miku from behind, her hands now interlacing the tealette's waist. The way she was, she whispered in the most sexy way she could, just Miku could hear.

' You're afraid of English and Math? Not even once, my dear Miku. ' She blown Miku's ear. ' If you're that afraid of it, then I'll teach you... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G... you need to know. '

Miku jumped and blushed, she thought about complaining but she stopped. Her bangs covered her eyes.

' So... you... planned this, Megurine Luka? ' Miku's voice was harsh. ' You... planned all this, didn't you? ' Her eyes were showing. The beautiful teal collor now is gone. There's just pure black.

' Whaaaat? There's just no way I'd remember the teachers about the things the Student Council didn't do these past years, like outdated files, or about events we've made and it wasn't there, just so you'd be with work until the neck and could forgot about the finals and you'd be in a pinch. ' Luka covered her mouth with her hand, probably to not let Miku see her grin.

' Then you thought that if I was troubled, I'd ask you to help me out, I presume. ' Miku's eyebrown twitched from seeing that the pinkette actually nodded.

She breathed to not explode again, and smiled. The smile she used just when she was the most pissed possible. Now, Luka wasn't covering her grin anymore.

' Well, I might say, Megurine Luka, that you are quite clever, aren't you? ' Luka blushed from the compliment. ' But I might say as well, Megurine Luka, that I don't need your help. I won't ask for your help even if you were the last person in the world. I'll study alone. Again, I. Don't. Need. You. ' She emphasized her last words.

' But I said that I didn't do anything, Princess. ' Luka was smiling camly. ' If you want to study alone, then studying alone you will. '

Miku backed up. ' Was she always this comprehensive? ' Miku though.

' G-good, then. ' Miku said, reluctant, grabing her books. ' I'll start with Math and English, since I'm worst on them... ' She took her English and Math books, and Luka's grin got wilder.

' Excuse me, Megurine Luka, but I haven't shown up the past classes, as you may know. What will be on the test? The English test? ' Miku asked to the pinkette.

' Oh, Simple Past and Present, Past Participle, and Reading Comprehension. ' Miku paled.

' O... oh... ' She coughed, trying to recompose herself. ' And.. what about Math? I think it... Trigonometry? '

' Trigonometry? Oh, dear lord, no, Miku. They taught us this in the beginning of the year. ' Luka tried to hold her excitement.

' I see... Then, what's the test about? ' She asked again, searching for the page on the book.

' Just the basic, you know... There'll be everything about matrix, like inverse matrix and etc., determinant, Euler and Cramer's rules... ' She started but was cut off with a hand on her face.

' I …. I see... Just... stop here, okay? ' Miku was glacing her book ' I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT! EULER? CRAMER? WHO ARE THEY? SOME KIND OF NEW COOKIE? They sound like cookie. BUT WHY WOULD COOKIES NEED RULES? They don't make cookies like before, they were so tasty...and they didn't have rules... Maybe I should buy some cookies... Oh, my God, here I am thinking about cookies, and the one's I'm thinking don't have rules! I'm so screwed. ' She thought. ' IF YOU ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT COOKIES, THEN AT LEAST THINK WITH COOKIES WITH RULES, HATSUNE MIKU! NO, STOP THINKING ABOUT COOKIES, YOU HAVE TO STUDY ENGLISH! AND MATH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! I THINK YOU NEED A COOKIE! ' She slammed her head against the table. ' Note to myself: Stop thinking about cookies. They don't have rules. They are good and tasty. They aren't like math. Don't compare cookies to Math. '

' Hau... I'm so screwed... ' Miku put her books on the bag, stood up and was going to the door when Luka asked,

' May I know where are you heading to, Princess? ' Miku turned her head to face the pinkette.

' To the Karaoke with Kaito and Gakupo, since I'm screwed anyway... Heh. ' She let a little sigh containing all the rest of her hope out.

' Oh, no, you're not. ' Luka walked over Miku, grabbed her hand and pulled her.

' Hey, Megurine Luka, what are you doing?! ' Miku exclaimed, trying to release wher wrist.

' You're ranked number 2 of all the 2nd year, Miku. You lost just to me, ranked 1st. ' Luka said, not looking at Miku's eyes.

' Yeah, so? ' Miku frowned, Luka thightened her grip.

' Miku, I'll not let your stupid ego win against you. ' Luka said, turning to Miku, with a serious expression. Miku blushed a little, seeing Luka with such an expression is rare. ' I'll teach you and you'll accept it, linking or not. '

Miku opened her mouth to complain, but she stopped to think. ' Well, she's pretty good at teaching... and I don't know where to start...' She looked at Luka's face again, just to be sure she wasn't joking. There's no way she'd joke when it cames to Miku's problems. ' And I'm not the one asking to be teached, so it's not like I lied before... I have to try, I guess... ' She sighed.

' If you're willing to teach me this much, Megurine Luka, then I shall allow you to do as you wish. ' Luka's face brightned at the tealette's answer.

' Then we should start it soon! ' Luka didn't hold her happy state anymore, Miku finally accepted her help! 'Go home with me, Haku will be happy to see you! I'm sure! And you don't have anyone at home, so I guess it's fine to you to go there now? Since there's no one expecting you to come. ' Her face couldn't shine any more. Miku could swear there was a tail growing on Luka's back.

' No, today's thursday.' Miku said. ' We will start it tomorrow, since I still have some work to do. THANKS TO YOU. '

Luka's face went down ' Oh.. okay... so... see you tomorrow?... ' She didn't like the fact that she won't spend the last of the day with Miku.

' Yes. ' Miku grabbed her things and was leaving the room. Luka was a little gloomy. ' And bring some spare clothes tomorrow. ' Miku said.

' ? For what? ' Luka asked, confusion all over her face.

' You'll go to my house to teach me, and you'll spend all your weekend studying with me, of course. ' Miku said, looking at the still confused pinkette. ' Since there's no one home, no one will interupt us in our studies, and besides, ' she looked otherway, ' I like your cooking. '

With this, she left the room.

Luka was still trying to process everything she heard just now, and the more she understood what Miku said, more red her face went.

' O... oh... if … if you want it that way... ' The pinkette grabbed her things and made her way to the schools gate. Miku was no long there.

Instead Miku, the one waiting for Luka was a silver haired maid.

' Welcome back, Luka-sama, how was your day? ' She said, opening the door so Luka could enter the limousine.

Luka, whose were still in shock from Miku's words, snapped.

' OH MY GOD, HAKU! ' She jumped over the maid.

' Wha... What?! ' Haku tried to put the pink haired girl away, pushing her.

' WHAT IF I GET PREGNANT? CAN A WOMAN GET PREGNANT FROM ANOTHER WOMAN? SCIENCE HAVEN'T REACHED THIS LEVEL, HAS IT?! HAS IT, HAKU?! ' She yelled. Luckly there was almost no one at school to see the snapping Luka.

' WHAT THE.. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, LUKA? COME BACK TO ME! ' The silver haired maid slapped her master's face, but it didn't broke Luka's state.

' OH MY GOD, MY CHEEK HURTS! WHAT IF IT HURTS EVEN MORE WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE! HAKU! I'M NOT PREPARED YET! ' Luka shaked Haku as if she was a small cocktail.

Suddenly, she stopped shaking the now collapsed maid.

' Oh my God.. and what if she wants with toys... ' She thrown the maid, and now there was a Maid collapsed on the floor. ' AND I HAVE TO BUY LINGERIES! MY GOD! WE WILL HAVE ALL WEEKEND! I NEED TO BUY AT LEAST 10! NO, 20! SHE CAN'T SEE ME USING THE SAME UNDERWEAR TWICE! HAKU! ' She grabbed the still collapsed maid on the floor ' WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING, HAKU! THIS IS THE WORST! I NEED TO BUY NEW UNDERWEAR! ' She shaked the maid again, and when she got no responce from her, she slapped her cheeks as hard as she could. Her right cheek, then left, then right, then left, then right, then she gave a launcher, and while Haku was in the air, she finished her with Wolverine's weapon X combo special.

Haku's head slammed against the ground with such ferocity that now her face and the ground are filled with blood. With some kind of miracle, she woke up, willing to kill the one who made that to her.

' Hoo. Luka-sama, I see that you have some things up to your mind... ' Anyone that saw Haku like this wouldn't dare to stay close to her, but, unfortunely, our pinkette didn't realized what she'd done.

' OH, HAKU, YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! WE NEED TO GO TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW! I NEED UNDERWEAR! A LOT OF THEM! AND TOYS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF TOYS SHE HAS OR IF SHE HAS, SO I HAVE TO BUY THEM TOO! I NEED TO BE PREPARED!' Luka was still talking about something Haku didn't care at all, all she cared was that she needed to at least punch her … dear.. master on the face. With this, Haku gave a ferocious FALCON PUNCH on Luka's face and now the pinkette was the one who collapsed.

' Don't go screaming about underwear and toys in the middle of a road, stupid master. ' Haku grabbed the corpse and thrown it at the back of the car. She entered and talked to the driver.

' Go to the most remote cliff you can have in mind. We need to bury the body. Nobody shall know about this, got it? ' Haku's voice was calm, but it caried too much tension. The driver couldn't do nothing but nod.

' WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO THE CLIFF, DON'T FORGET TO TAKE A STEP ON THE MALL! I NEED NEW LINGERIES! ' Haku listened to Luka's voice coming from the back.

' And I need a new master... ' Haku sighed. ' Do they sell it at malls? ' She asked the driver, which was too tense to responde a single thing the silver haired maid asked.


As Luka was being... kidnapped?, Miku was at the supermarket buying as much cookies as she could afford.


Author's Voice:

So,... that's chapter 7 for you! Did you guys liked it?

Personally, I think this is the most amuzing chapter I've write, and the funiest too.

Don't worry, Haku won't bury Luka anywhere... not until Luka have her way with Miku, of course... Hehe.

And I'll give my congratulations to who discover where I got that combo Luka made!

Thanks to everyone who waited for this upload, thanks to everyone who read 'til the end, thanks to you who are reviewing even if my grammar is bad and my story isn't the best there is, and my special thanks to you, who didn't lost hope on me, even if I'm getting late at updating! I really appreciate it!

See you guys next chapter!