The Dating Game

Spacegypsy1

Series – The Dating Game. Different scenarios where Daniel cancels his date with Vala. Unrelated short stories. D/Vness.

Seven: Alphabet Soup

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To: Samantha Carter

From: Vala Mal Doran

Walter assures me he can get this message to you. So, hello and I miss you. I do hope this finds you way out there wherever you are now. I'm not sure, because, well, actually I never asked which way you went, as I knew you were just testing things on your big new ship and not getting into any trouble.

I'm so bored without you. I have not bought one nice sexy thing at VS, not had one decent Mochacino, not had one pedicure (though I did get a manicure at some local dive) since you left.

Come home soon. BL (Bill Lee) is despondent without you. CM whines all the time and complains that it's just not the same around here. M, that's T, is unusually quiet. IHTSA! (I hate that stupid archeologist!). That kind of looks like Ishta doesn't it? Isn't that strange? But I really like her so don't get confused.

He asked me to that fancy military Air Force thingie we go to every year and then he canceled – BTW – I hate JO also who claimed DJ had to come to DC. (Walter insisted I keep this message short that's why all the big letters, and I'm sure you know who JO is.)

Then he (DJ) invites me to one of those bizarre hockey games – and BTW it was a date! Then he also invites S, R and CL (that's Siler, Reynolds and Carolyn)! CM (Cameron) was off with SG-12, (I couldn't possibly make that less letters) M was on Dakara. (M being Muscles who is T who is Teal'c) I don't understand why I have to use letters instead of names. But Walter, or WH, said so.

Anyway. Things are going from bad to worse-which could also be btw, this is so confusing. He, he being Daniel, I mean DJ, is continuing to insist we are not dating. I need your help. Please send him a message and let him know that he, DJ, is most assuredly dating me, VMD! I think coming from you will have the right effect, as he thinks so highly of you.

Yesterday, he brought me a present. Which of course I kept and then told him to get the hell out. Would that be GTHO? He stayed so I said IHYYSSOB (that wasn't very nice so I won't repeat that one), but thanks for the gift. Or TFTG. It was a lovely hair clip, very nice, not the cheapie kind. OHLM (Obviously he loves me!) I felt bad afterwards so I stopped by his office.

I don't have enough letters to describe that scene, as he went through this crazy speech about working together and not being able to date. WTF? (that one's very bad, so again, no explanation) Does that mean he likes me and would date otherwise?

Oh, I have to go; he's here and wants to talk to me. He looks so sad. I think he's really sorry for screwing up again. He's so adorable, Samantha, I just love him so much. IMBC, very crazy. IMHO (I just tossed that in because besides BTW and WTF that's the only one I really know and Walter, WH, was adamant about using letters instead of words) I think he really likes me, (DJ not WH) otherwise why would he keep coming back?

MYM! (miss you madly) V (That's me, Vala)