Freddie is kinda sick of Sam by next Tuesday. For the past five days, she's been wearing tighter clothing around him and flirting. He'd like to say it's because she likes him, but she doesn't. He knows this simply because the signs that a girl's not interested have become extremely familiar to him over the years. Ruling that out just makes things more confusing, however.

Spencer approaches Freddie Tuesday. It's after iCarly rehearsals and the girls are washing off the body glitter they used for their Twilight parody (Sam was Edward, Carly was Jacob, and Freddie was Bella).

"I hear you have a certain thing for a certain lady," he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively.

Freddie narrows his eyes uncertainly. "Sorry?"

"I hear you like Sam," Spencer says.

"Oh," Freddie says. "Who told you that?"

Spencer seems to realize he's messed up. "Uh, a little bir-"

"Spencer."

"Carly," he admits.

Freddie groans. "Great. I bet she told Sam, too."

"No," Spencer immediately backtracks. "No, Sam has no clue."

"Are you sure?" Freddie sees Sam coming down the stairs out of the corner of his eye and immediately changes course. "Spencer, for the last time, there is no mole on the back of your neck."

Spencer actually catches on for once and turns around swiftly. "Are you sure?" he says, reaching up to his neck. "I swear I can feel something…"

Sam grabs an apple and bites into it hungrily. Freddie watches, enraptured. "What are you two dorks doing?" she asks through a mouthful of chewed up snack,

"Spencer thinks there's a mole on his neck," Freddie's voice breaks a little as he watches some apple juice dribble down Sam's chin. "There's… not. Um, I have to go… Tell Carly bye…"

He stares at Sam's mouth for a moment longer before walking out, grabbing his own apple on his way out.


that doesn't have to be sexual if you don't want it to be. e.e i just realized now how it looks. but it didn't mean to be. k.
another filler chapter, they're made to read as one, i guess, but it's too long to have as just one.
anyway, i checked
my email today and i had like six favorites and i was happy. :) so there.
next chapter is the climax. (did i use that right..? whatev.)