500 Days of Genesis
Disclaimer- Imagine the catastrophe that would happen if I didn't add one of these…well luckily I did!… What was I supposed to say???
Day 301
I know I'm stupid for telling Genesis I loved him when he was unconscious but put yourself in my shoes…well maybe it's best you don't, then you would fall quite a lot.
Day 302
I'm considering, and only considering, to tell Genesis what I feel in person. Can I put it off until, like….two years from now?
Day 303
Genesis woke up and almost I had to restrain myself from shouting Hallelujah! I did shout- You're alive! And then I proceeded to give him a giant bear hug. Then I blushed and ran out of the room.
That went well….
Day 304
Zack called me to tease me about yesterday……one day he'll understand, I hope.
Day 305
Oh no, the evil bitch of hell is here. She also goes by Alicebeth Joanne Boyer……she's also my twin sister.
Feel pity for me.
Day 306
My doom is slowly coming….damn I hate my life.
Day 307
Bright side- Genesis is out of the lab, not so bright side- the hurricane of disaster of my sister is here….. It's going to be HELL!
I need some earplugs.
Day 308
The first thing my sister told me was, you need some new clothes, yours are so out of style. Now I remember why I left home.
That's how I ended up being dragged across Midgar in search for clothes. Aww, fuck.
Day 309
Thank Gaia they invented music or else I would have lost the very last shred I had of sanity.
Thank Gaia they also invented text messaging- as you can guess I texted Genesis, Zack and Angeal. Sephy was getting his hair done. No wonder he keeps it so shiny…
Day 310
I was dozing off yesterday while my sister went and got some dresses and stuff when I had a dream. It was the most beautiful dream ever. It involved a song called You and Me and it also involved Genesis with me on a rooftop.
I hope dreams do come true.
Well they should because nightmares come true! Like that nightmare where my sister came back….ugg, then I woke up and realized it was real.
Day 311
I accidentally told Zack about my dream and guess what. The stupid jerk laughed. I think I blushed more than Genesis' hair, especially when he came outside of his office to see why Zack was dying of laughter.
I must learn to keep my mouth shut.
Day 312
Now Angeal knows. I really must learn not to tell anything to the puppy named Zack.
Day 313
I was teased mercilessly…Good thing Genesis is worth it.
Day 315
I really wouldn't mind being teased by Angeal and Zack but now Mr. Shampoo Commercial has joined the sport of, Who can tease Joanna the most, and sadly he's winning.
Backstabber.
Day 316
Stupid traitor hasn't let me live this down…. I swear if he keeps teasing me, he's going to have to have a funereal for his hair.
Day 317
Day 318
Ok, so something is officially up with Zack and Angeal, they haven't bugged my in what- two days??? What's up with that? I'm going to get some answers soon, like tomorrow.
Day 319
The thing I hate about first class soldiers is that they are always having missions. But somehow Genesis found out about my little dream.
Guess what- dreams do come true, and sometimes they're even better than when you were asleep.
I guess I'll have to thank the evil trio of doom.
Day 320
I'm on the happy cloud which probably explains why I haven't collided, or fallen over anything. That's the power of Genesis.
Day 321
Even Angeal, Zack and surprise, surprise, Sephy noticed how much happier I was. Zack said that love was stupid, Angeal said that Zack was stupid and then Sephy just stood there like the cool guy he is.
Then he said he was glad Genesis finally found someone and walked away. I think it was because he didn't want to listen to Angeal and Zack's childish antics.
That's at least why I walked away.
Day 322
Yea, I'm bored… I'm doodling hearts in my diary……damn, I've gone off the deep end.
Day 323
Well turns out my sister was still living at my apartment, I just didn't notice it…Wow, I'm really worse than usual…At least I haven't collided with an inanimate object yet.
Day 324
Scratch that- I just crashed into a pole. First accident in like 14 days. Wow, that's a new record!
Day 325
My sister is still here and turns out she had left for a couple of days (which explains why no food was missing, or my closet was still in semi-neat condition) and so she barely got back like three days ago. I had hoped she never returned.
Day 326
She ate my applesauce! How could she eat my applesauce! That's like the worst rule she could've broken, don't you know to NEVER take a girl's applesauce???!!!
Day 327
I'm still pissed off over the applesauce….that's so not fair. Not fair at all. There is not bright side to this situation- all I have left is yogurt and I hate yogurt….why do enjoy torturing me Gaia?
Day 328
I finally got over my applesauce. I bought ice cream instead.
Yes! Tomorrow genesis comes back from a short mission. I think I'll introduce him to my sister at lunch. I hope she likes him
Day 329
To say she likes him is a bit of an understatement. Ahh! I'm sorry, I just… I just can't…damn my sister. I'll just explain tomorrow. I'm in no mood to write.
Day 330
Turns out that introducing the floozy of my sister to Genesis was a very bad idea. Why, you may ask? Because they entire lunch I had to listen to her flirt with him. I had never wanted to throw my cup of iced tea on her, more than I did then.
Day 331
Give her a day and she already has his number, schedule and is friends with him. She's such a stalker…. And so much more, how can I genetically be related to her?
I bet you she was dropped here by aliens.
Day 332
I'm not going to murder my sister, I'm not going to murder my sister, I'm not going to murder my sister. I shall not commit premeditated murder.
Day 333
I won't kill myself over my sister's childish antics, the sad thing is- she's older. I truly hate that more than anything.
If only I had been born a minute and thirty seven seconds earlier.
Day 334
It's funny how I can go from total insane psychopath and the next I'm just another girl in love…. I know so totally bogus, but I guess I can't be all sarcastic and cynical about love now.
But I sure can try.
Day 335
So my wonderful sister dearest decided to ask me if I knew if Genesis had a girlfriend. I wanted to slap her then and there.
Day 336
For some reason my floozy of a sister has been hanging out at the office too much. Nothing good could come from that.
Day 337
I think Genesis has noticed how horrible I'm feeling because of Alicebeth because he asked me what's wrong and then gave me the day off.
I don't think I say this enough but I love him, I really truly do.
Day 338
So today started out as another shitty day in my horrible existence and my dearest sister Alice did nothing to help, instead she made everything worse.
But I guess Gaia decided to have mercy on me because Genesis said, in front of my sister, that he thought I was interesting and beautiful.
I swore I heard my sister's jaw drop.
Oh, man I wonder what torture Gaia has in store for me tomorrow.
Day 339
I guess Life has stopped hating me because today has been almost perfect. I say almost because I crashed into a desk, which I swear was not there!
Maybe it was because I was too busy staring at Genesis…… That's a possibility. But you didn't hear me say that.
Day 340
I'm debating to tell Genesis I love him. I know what you're probably asking, why the sudden change of heart?
Because it's Genesis for the love of all wonderfully gorgeous men! Yes, I know that made no sense, but who said I made any sense?
That's it! I belong in an asylum now.
Day 341
I think my sister is out to get me…. She keeps going on and on about Genesis this and Genesis that. I'm going to stab her with a carrot.
Day 342
Thank you Evil trio of Doom for taking care of my little pest problem, Alice, and "accidentally" getting her lost in Midgar.
You truly are magical SOLDIERS, and the three best friends that anybody could ever have.
Day 343
Turns out that my sister just loved her little adventure with MY, emphasis on my, best friends. I swear she's trying to take over everything.
Eh, I know, I sound bitter. But if you knew my sister, well you'd be just as bitter, or maybe even worse.
Day 345
I can not believe my sister has stopped this low. It is just not possible…. Compared to this, the applesauce incident seemed minor.
Day 346
She asked him out, like on a date, even after she heard what he told me. She still wants to date him!
Is she a complete moron? No, she's worse…..and the sad thing is, she thinks that she's right.
Day 347
So I asked my wonderful sister dearest why she was asking out Genesis when she knew what he felt about me. Want you know- here's the answer
This is why- " Because if you aren't going to go after him then I will. And I have absolutely no intention of letting him go. Besides, we're twins, it's not like I'll have to try that hard."
Yea, I wonder how we're related. What's more is that I wonder why I haven't kicked her out.
Day 348
I'm fuming. Which is why I left my house and came to the office. Then Mr. loveless shows up. You can guess how downhill things went after that.
Actually, for the first time they didn't. Is this life's lousy attempt to make me feel better?
Cause if it is, it's not working
……kind of.
Day 349
So then when I asked Genesis why he was going out with my sister this weekend guess what he replied. " Because I simply could not resist seeing you seethe with envy and go to any means possible to make sure that date did not go as planned."
I hate him, he knows me too well… But I guess it could be a good thing.
Day 350
You want to know what I did today?
I kissed Genesis…enough said.
Yeah, I know, I added her sister in and I think it's going to help my semi plot move along….you know what I just realized? I only have three more chapters of this and then it's bye- bye 500 days *waves* and then 100 Moments With You starts!
And about the applesauce obsession, it's just something that happened to me this week. I bought the little four packs of applesauce for myself and then I checked the fridge yesterday and turns out they were eaten by my twin! I still haven't let that go. Why, you may ask, well it's because it was MY applesauce! I am very possessive of applesauce and apples in particular…and I was left with yogurt instead, and I don't really like yogurt. At least he bought me some ice cream- it was rocky road. J
Ok, so I'm going to make this long author's note even longer by asking you, how many of you are psyched for FF13??? I know I am! I'm counting down the days and hours until the US release with all my fellow gamers in my class. My cousin who works at Wal-mart is even doing the night shift just for it. I'm also going to stay up and play videogames with all my insomniac gamer friends to celebrate it…yeah we're weird, but it's still really fun. I'm finally playing Arkham Asylum, so I'm super excited! So sorry for this long note and I'm glad that you have made it this far.
If you want me to get over the applesauce then you shall review. If not, then I shall stab you with a carrot as I did to my applesauce stealing twin…
Bye! - The applesauceless Joey AM
