Week 2, Tuesday

7:00 A.M.

The cast awaken to the smell of cooking ham and bacon. Technically it is Zelda's turn to fix breakfast, however as she has been evicted all of her chores have been shifted to Ganondorf. He is in a strangely good mood this morning and hums cheerfully over the stove (apparently the task of cutting up raw meat has brought back happy memories).

7:30 A.M.

Washed and ready, the cast gathers in the dining room for breakfast.

"Eat up!" says Ganondorf, unusually energetic. "There's plenty for everyone!"

Zant is especially pleased. The healthy foods prepared for the past few meals have meant that he hasn't had anything to eat for days. He quickly begins to shovel down the cholesterol-ridden meats.

Big Brother comes online to chat with whoever isn't trying to ignore him. At Navi's request, he reads the comics to her, finishing with The Family Circus ("Mommy! Billy's mouth is building another tooth downstairs!') (Author's note: This really was the caption for The Family Circus for today. My mother wondered why my eye was twitching as I read it). Midna groans and throws a grapefruit at the speaker. Big Brother threatens to put her on Toilet Cleaning Duty if she does that again.

8:00 A.M.

"Alright then!" booms Big Brother cheerfully, after breakfast is done and the dishes have been washed, "Time for the task of the day."

"Goddesses, here we go," groans Vaati.

The cast waits with baited breath to hear with the next task is, however Big Brother's speaker is ominously silent. For a few seconds, they can hear scuffling and whispered voices hissing things like "Well we thought it was fixed!" and "I don't care, find one!" and "How the devil do we manage that without a winch?"

The loudspeaker finally crackles as Big Brother returns. "Unfortunately," he grumbles, "it appears that today's task is not quite ready as of yet so it'll have to be tomorrow. You may consider this free time."

"Hallelujah!" screams Zant. Big Brother tells him to shut up.

8:15 A.M.

The cast have gone their separate ways to relax. Ganondorf is in the bedroom. He appears to be still working on some sort of strange project but it is difficult to tell what exactly it is. Every time a camera tries to zoom in, he glares at it and the camera breaks out in static.

Vaati, as per the job chart, starts tidying the living room. He wishes to just use his magic to finish in a second, but Big Brother says that magic is cheating and doing something by hand builds character. Vaati starts to mumble something about where Big Brother can build his character but breaks off when threatened to be assigned next week's work also.

10:00 A.M.

Link takes a nap on the living room sofa. Camera 12c picks up Malon staring wistfully at him until Vaati snidely tells her to take a picture. Blushing furiously, Malon storms off to the garden.

10:45 A.M.

Vaati tries to enter the bedroom to clean that up. Ganondorf will have none of that however and a loud argument breaks out, which wakes up Link.

11:00 A.M.

Vaati is finally able to clean up the bedroom as Ganondorf leaves to make lunch. As he fixes the sheets on Malon's bed, he glances at the laptop Ganondorf had been typing on. He looks around quickly, makes sure he's alone, and reaches over to quietly open the laptop.

11:05 A.M.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

11:06 A.M.

Suddenly and without warning all of the lights in the house go out.

11:08 A.M.

Ganondorf glances into the bedroom to find Vaati lying on the floor, his hair frizzy and his skin smoking and smelling vaguely of cooked meat.

"Why Vaati, what on earth happened?" he asks the future wind sorcerer sweetly.

"You know full well what happened," snaps Vaati. "That was a dirty trick!"

"Serves you right for snooping," says Ganondorf. He turns to leave the room. "If you're smart, you won't try that again."

11:30 A.M.

After much fiddling with the fuse box, Big Brother maintenance staff have managed to get the lights working again.

11:50 A.M.

Vaati is finally able to peel himself off of the floor.

12:00 Noon

The cast gather for a lunch of beef stew. Ganondorf looks smug, probably not from pride over his cooking. Vaati is not talking to him at all and threatens to give anyone who asks what happened perpetual diarrhea. The cast takes this threat seriously, as the plumbing has been acting wonky for some time now (they suspect, though they're not certain, that Ganondorf's bizarre potion-making habits have something to do with this).

2:00 P.M.

Big Brother sends the cast for Confession Cam:

Malon – I wasn't staring at Link! Honest! I was just…well I wasn't!

Ganondorf – Heh heh, serves Vaati right for prying into my personal business.

Link – Yah! Hoo-yah! Link makes random sword fighting movements which either pertain to the fighting between Ganondorf and Vaati or the trailer for the upcoming Street Fighter film he saw on tv.

Midna – Can't we have two seconds of peace in this place? I can't believe I spent the whole afternoon in the basement with Majora and Zant just so I didn't have to listen to the bickering!

Navi – What's up? I wonder what tomorrow's task is. I wonder why it wasn't ready. So many questions *sighs*

Zant – Whee, I love hanging out with Majora. I know he's a psychotic ex-deity, but deep down I think he's really fun to hang around. We have a lot in common too!

Vaati – I WILL get Ganondorf back for this, I swear I will…

Majora –Well, at least some people still appreciate me! Zant and Midna joined me in self-worship today. Maybe they aren't so bad after all!

3:00 P.M.

Link takes the garbage out. As soon as he leaves, Camera 15 catches a figure lurking around near the garbage can…