I was lost in the woods. and suddenly…..

DUN DUN DUN

With no plans to plan or plots to plot, snow fell. Trees arose. Garland fell out of alice's butt, and I raised her in the air to rap the garland around the trees that arose in the snow. We decorated with a k because it is too exciting to use a c and rapped some more about hip hop things. Then there was a thing called krissmass.

Now a little hing to know is that krissmass is a thing which people do. Us vamps celebrate differently. Voldiemite likes to celebrate too, but no one but me likes him so he doesn't have a party for kirssmass. He just kills stuff and eats it.

I sad on a nice, smooth rock. I pondered here for a mo before returning to the krissmass festitivties. And there I found I festivated jovially. It was a grand thing to see, me with my mistletoe eyelashes, my icameltoe pants, and my festive decorated pajimp and my alice. My sweet glorious, hippopotomouse.

Zoo creatures also came to party wioth us at krissmass 'cause they too like sandy clawz. I fed them my bubblecious gumb from the store in nikaragua that nessie made and they hated it too. So they hated her. I had another alliance with the naminals of the captive kind, excedpt for the elephants 'cause they.

There was a knock. Everybody arrives at krissmass so nessie arrived along side everybody. We dined on dining things, and munched apon munching materials and presented presents. The best kind of them.

Presents should be all things such as jewjebies, gonads, crutches, those little mints that you get from restaurants after you've finished your fine dining experience, knitted sox, and a delightful assortment of pickles and pig feet. Yumb. The way a furby says it. Like yummmmbuh.

And then krissmass left. Things returned to normal and nessie left by the drain in the tub, leaving in a way we didn't understand. Finish.

I expelled nessie from myself. I wanted to expel her from the world. I am the principle of this school called life, and she was a bad pupil. Like from an eye, she needed an advisor and contacts, neither of which I had the funds to pay for.