I am back. For how long I don't know. With exams around the corner and me not giving a shit about it, it's been hard for me to gain any ideas for a new chapter. But thanks to all the 'Keep Writing' letters you all sent to me but I never received, I have gained new inspiration, a new writing style (maybe), a new way to change the T.V without getting up and most importantly a new reason to live.. Now gone is the frequent suicidal periods a.k.a watching Barney with the family. Instead I deal with it the way I deal with all my problems. Yes you guessed it. A healthy combination of Coke(Cola Cola) and a dose of Crystal meth.
"Someone's talking"
"Someone's thinking"
(It is me talking )
(Takigaru)
In the inner city of no wait this is wrong let me start again stop looking at this. I SAID STOP, shit they are still looking ah... um..TESTICLES!
(Konoha)
Konoha,The Village Hidden in the Leaves. One of the five Great Shinobi villages, it once held the title as the first and the most powerful ninja village in existence, dominating the battlefield with shinobi with unsurpassed power like Madaara Uchiha, the wielder of the infamous Eternal Mangekyō and Hashirama Senju ,wielder of unparalled Wood Release. It was the home of legendary warriors with unimaginable skill, some of the greatest ones known to all such as Minato Namikaze, the Yellow Flash,the man who copied over a thousand jutsu,Copy Ninja Kakashi Hatake and even Hiruzen Sarutobi, known to all as the God of shinobi. But now to call it a shadow of its former self is to compare a fully grown lion, tall, fierce and proud ,to that crazy one eyed bitch down the street.
The atmosphere in Konoha was the same as a wounded animal. Still snarling, still proud, still fighting but doing nothing more than prolonging its own destruction.
(Hokage's Office)
"Let me get this straight." Tsunade calmly stated, putting her hands on her desk. She slowly raised her head and stared emotionlessly at the jounin in front of her.
"You were going to save the Kazekage. A mission that would benefit Konoha greatly as Suna would be in our debt but he was already saved when you got there by a blue haired man with a jawbone on his face and a hole in his chest. After he managed to kill two S class Akatsuki members without a single scratch he then faced Sakura's punch without any injuries whatsoever."
"That's right," replied Kakashi lightly. He then jumped out of the way to avoid the desk that was thrown at him.
"And you are telling me that Suna has broken their alliance with us thanks to this blue haired freak!" shouted Tsunade, using her speed to go in front of Kakashi, punched him in the head with enough force to shatter his skull or would have if he didn't perform a replacement jutsu in time.
"Great out of my sight!" she screamed, an order which Kakashi eagerly followed.
The fifth Hokage shook her head. Kakashi was a splendid shinobi but he had his head stuck up the Uchiha's arse. By choice. Tsunade herself didn't care much about the Uchiha but as long as Konoha had the Sharingan it was worth it as long as the fool didn't become Hokage. She would never allow that atrocity to occur!.(Yay ! I use big word)
She smirked as an evil idea came to her. All she had to do was give the Uchiha the power to kill his brother and strong kuinochi like Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata. Hinata might be a problem but nothing a little curse seal won't fix. After they get impregnated and the children born she can arrange for Sasuke to have an accident. After all as long as Konaha has the Sharingan and the Byakugan everything will work out.
Tsunade chuckled quietly to herself. Things were looking good. She avenged the death of Kushina who she loved like a daughter even though Konaha suffered as a result. Konoha may be weak now but Tsunade was unconcerned .Unless someone had enough power to rival each of the Kage combined-
(On the way to Takigaru)
"Achoo!" sneezed Grimmjow.
(Back in Konoha)
-or the power to rival Kami himself-
(On the way to Mcdonalds)
"Achoo!" sneezed Blazestar.
(Back in Konoha) Jiraiya
Then she cannot be stopped. Sighing with joy, she relaxed on her chair and took a bottle of sake. Taking a sip from the strong brew, she decided to have some fun and imagine her favourite dream. A chibi version of herself as ruler of all shinobi while repeatedly kicking Jiraiya in the balls. It was a good dream.
(Takigakure)
The city of Takigakure isn't known for many things but it is known for its beauty, specifically it's waterfall. A dazzling spectacle that radiates crystal cold, soothing water that is well revered for its purity. It is said that the tiniest drop can sooth even the hearts of the most hardened criminal. It is also said that to take a dip in the pool formed can that can cause even the most insane to relax and think of how great life is. It gives a sensation that feels like being drunk off happiness ,love and peace.(I know, I know, where do I get this stuff. I'm just that good)
However this behind this waterfall is a well kept secret. Scroll down for said secret.
(Okay you caught me there isn't any secret.)
Grimmjow appeared in a flash in the sky, directly under the sun. High enough so he couldn't be discovered, the arrancar observed the city in front of him.
"So this is Takigakure" Grimmjow mused in his head,"well its certainly smaller than Konoha but lets see what their shinobi could do." He eyed the tallest, grandest looking building at the center of the city. "That's a good place to start. I wonder if their leader is there. If he is , well then I have to ...introduce myself." Breaking out into one of his signature sadistic grin, he flew with a burst of speed ,suddenly breaking the sound barrier and releasing a large sonic boom that reverberated for miles. (remember that-hint)Aiming at a window at the topmost level, he broke through the wall beside it.
BOOM!
After the dust caused by the impact cleared out into the newly formed hole, Grimmjow noticed two individuals; one, a girl with spiky mint green hair and the other a tall,well built man with spiky black hair gaping at him. Before they could react, Grimmjow released a bit of his spiritual pressure, just enough that they would drop to the floor but not enough to kill them.
"What to do now" Grimmjow mused once again before a thought came to his head. Walking at a leisurely pace, he stopped in front of the girl's head. Staring at her defiant orange eyes, he broke into another sadistic grin.
"How's it going Fu? I am here to bust ya out of these freakin' place."
"Um..what."
(A few minutes ago-in front of the Kage's office)
Fu was not having a good day. It probably started when she petted that little black cat in the alley and the ANBU came with their swords drawn. They claimed they thought she was in danger but she could see the hatred in their eyes .They just wanted an excuse to scare her, too bad they failed. Now that she thinks about it. Her best guess was when that mob came for her. All because she beat up a guy who called her a slut to her face. Now how is that fair? After all it's not her fault that the bastard is in the hospital, he asked for it. Normally a civilian mob wasn't so bad because they were easy to scare off but this one had some shinobi in it.
Inwardly she groaned. All because of that damm seal! When she was born and the Seven Tails was sealed into her,some smart ass shinobi created a binding seal on her and left the instructions in his last page in his book and published it. "It isn't really that bad", she considered. The seal created an invisible barrier that prevented people from coming too close to her, protecting her from would be rapists and drunk ninja. After all no one wanted to mess with a mobile Fu, look what happened to that bastard from before.
She once again cursed the author of that darn book. Thanks to him she was stuck there bored to death since the only thing to do was ignore the angry cries of the mob and their attacks on the barrier. It was only when the ANBU who were watching received an order from the leader of the village to bring her did they finally dispersed the mob, only after that then she was finally set free. What she wouldn't do to get that damm author, What kind of fucking name is Blazestar any way! THAT FUCKING BOOK WAS IN THE NINJA ACADEMY'S CURRICULUM FOR KAMI'S SAKE!
(For those of you who are curious, my book is called "How to avoid getting your ass kicked by a girl" by Blazestar also available, "How to stop your wife from whipping you " by Blazestar. You can also find the sequel "What to do when your wife found out that you read the first book?" and my personal hit bestseller "My wife caught me reading the sequel and now I am in hospital. What can I do now" ( Try putting that in a book cover.) in the bookstore next to you right beside Icha Icha.)
Calming herself down. Fu took a deep breath and took a glance at where the ANBU had brought during her distraction while she was busy with her thoughts. She was in the seating room with a redhead secretary with glasses was glaring at her. The ANBU motioned for her to enter. She braced herself for the confrontation she knew was coming. The green haired kuinochi entered the room but not before giving the rude secretary the finger.
"Ha ha! That was priceless," Fuu quietly chuckled at the shocked face of the secretary. Mentally she replayed that scene over and over again.
"Fu"
Until that voice brought her out of her thoughts and into the real world with her arch enemy.
Staring down her foe, Fu calmly stated. "Hello Shu."
Shu Fuwaki was well known player. With his slicked back hair, striking blue eyes, and sexy smirk, he is beloved by every female in the village ranging from the old crones to the little girls and the beautiful women in between. He was the only one in the eyes of the villagers worthy to lead them and now he's become the most powerful person in the village. Not bad considering he is still in his twenties but too bad he is nothing more than a spoilt brat if you take away the good looks, the charm and the money, never forget the money.
"Hello Fu," smirked Shu, "Getting into more trouble, tsk,tsk how naughty of you."
Already used to this, Fu merely ignored him."Unless you called me here for a good reason Shu. I will wipe that smirk of your face," threatened Fu. "And rip out something else too, just for my own pleasure" She added.
Shu frowned as he caught Fu's meaning. It is a constant embarrassment to him that Fu was the only girl ever, to dump him. When you add the fact that she is also the only girl he never slept with, you can understand how deep that shame was to his pride. That the despised and hated Fu was the only girl ever to rebuke his advances was something he will never forget.
Briefly spinning around in his chair he continued," Don't forget Fu ,I am now your superior so you will show me respect."
Fu merely rolled her eyes."And then pigs would fly and you would actually grow some balls. So why am I here?"
Realising that he could not win this time, Shu decided to go straight to the point."The reason you are here my dear Fu is because of the report on your ANBU training."
Shu's fingers traced the fine wooden design of his desk before resting on a pain brown folder. Picking it up dramatically, he made a show of skimming it ,all the while knowing that Fu could only guess whether it was her report or not. Truthfully it was filled with pictures from his activities with a blonde and his redhead secretary last night. Lucky Bastard.
Putting the folder down slowly, Taki's leader decided to start.
"Well then let me tell you your report. It states that you aced your tests on Evasion, Surveillance, Assassination, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu. The highest marks this village has ever seen however you failed your Seduction and Genjutsu tests. You could release Genjutsu but apparently couldn't cast one to save your worthless life. That doesn't matter though if you can release it. Also you didn't even attempt to try your Seduction tests and never attended a single Seduction lesson."
With a sigh he finished."So Fu despite your excellent skills you still aren't fit to be a ANBU member. As long as you don't pass the Seduction Exam you just can't. I'm sorry. I really am"
Fu was shocked. She felt her world crashing down. If she couldn't be ANBU member how was she suppose to leave the village. She could barely leave the village as a jounin.
"You got to be kidding me! Since when was seduction so important! I am a ninja! An assassin it shouldn't matter whether or not I sleep with some prick for information during a mission. I could just as easily convince him with a kunai at his throat. It's not fair!" the fiery kuinochi exploded.
Seeing as his ex was trying to take this all in, the playboy leader allowed Fu the luxury of a few seconds to relax before he calmly replied.
"But what if we want that prick alive? If it is beneficial to Taki for said prick to still breathe then isn't it better for that kuinochi to use her assets for the good of the village." Shu lazily drawled but his eyes were sharp. Watching Fu open her mouth to make a retort he cut her off.
"Shinobi are tools of the village, willing to kill and fuck for the safety of the village. If you truly wish to be an ANBU member for this village you must be willing to sacrifice it all. Your life and virginity included."
"Bah! I don't even like this village that much," grumbled Fu.
"Yet you are the Taki's ultimate weapon Fu. You are the Seven Tails jinchuricki, one of the stronger beasts in existence we cannot afford to lose you but if you still want to be an ANBU member I could give you another opportunity," Shu retorted.
"Really?" asked Fu suspiciously. She trusted Shu Fawaki as much as she loved the village.
"It is simple Fu. See all you have to achieve your dream of being an ANBU,to gain some of the freedom you so desperately crave...is to lie down and take it like a bitch as I pound into your nice ass." He calmly stated.
-3 seconds later-
BOOM!
(Back to the present)
"How's it going Fu? I am here to bust ya out of these freakin' place."
"Um..what."
"Fu was stunned. But can you blame her ? The leader of her village had just shamelessly admitted he wanted to fuck her in the bluntest way imaginable and by the time the information has been processed in her head some guy breaks through the wall and says he is here to bust her out.
"Your Fu right?"
"Yeah"
"The name's Grimmjow and Gaara sent me to bust ya out"
"Wait did you say Gaara!" exclaimed Fu with huge hearts in the place of her eyes. She has a huge crush on Gaara ever since he saved her from impending doom during one of her rare missions out of the village in Wave Country.(You will hear about it later. I promise on the life of my sister in the glue-oh hang on I just got a message that she died so well lets carry on then.)
With a sigh, Grimmjow released his spiritual power, allowing the Shu and Fu to get up.
"Who the fuck are you?" Shu demanded only to step back in fear after taking in the full appearance of the intruder.
"Like I am going to bother repeating my name for a piece of shit like you." the arrancar retorted before turning around and facing Fu.
"Look Fu I know this village treats you like crap because that's how my village used to treat me. I can't promise you a better life but I can promise that you will be free from them."
F u weighed the words in her head. On one hand she could stay in the village and be miserable, or she could go with the psychopath and see what happens from there.
Then again there's Gaara...
"Well then let's go after I have a talk with Shu." snarled Fu. Grimmjow could easily smell the bloodlust from the jinchuriki. He liked it.
"Sure go ahead" replied Grimmjow with a shrug .
Meanwhile Shu, who had fallen onto his chair and had just gotten up was beside himself with rage.
"Fu!",the leader of Taki barked ,"Know your place and defend this village from this thing!" shouted Shu with a large grin forming on his face as he watched Fu easily enter go into her two tailed state.
Only from that grin to vanish and leave behind a pathetic whimper as he realised she was headed in the wrong direction, towards him.
"F-Fu stop it right now or I will be forced to use this." Shu demanded while holding his hands in a handsign and performing a sequence Fu had seen many, many times.
Acting quickly she lunged at her ex, her face set in a vicious snarl but she was too late.
As soon as Shu finished the final handsign, seven pillars rose, encircling Fu. On each pillar stood a hideous winged gargoyle with a snarl etched on its face. Bright green light shone from the eyes of each stone gargoyle to another and another until the light was reflected from them all. The light fell down like a curtain enclosing Fu inside the pillars from every angle.
An enraged Fu slashed the walls of light with her charka coated claws but to no avail.
"Tsk Tsk Tsk, Fu I must say I am disappointed in you. Oh well now after this guy is dead, I guess I will have to punish you." smirked Shu.
Fu knew better than to waste her strength on the barrier and with a growl she reverted back to normal.
Both of them conveniently forgot about the third member in the room who was currently inspecting the barrier around Fu.
"It seems as if the light comes from the gargoyle, if the gargoyles are destroyed shouldn't the barrier be too. It can't be that simple, could it?"
With that thought in mind, Grimmjow stopped walking, right below one of the gargoyles and gave it an uppercut which snapped the head off cleanly.
THUD
All eyes were on the head as it rolled to a stop infront of Grimmjow. Without any delay he stomped on the head and turned it to dust.
The barrier however remained solid and impenetrable.
"Did you really think it was that simple." mocked Shu.
Unable to hold her frustration Fu bashed her head on the barrier. Or tried to. In her attempt to smash it with her face she somehow passed through it like it was mist and promptly fell down in shock.
"Yes" Grimmjow sweatdropped.
The barrier then winked out of existence without a single sound escaping. It was as if it was never there in the first place.
"Um ...yeah so Fu ready to go" remarked Grimmjow. The light blue haired arrancar turned to regard Fu only to sweatdrop instead.
On Fu's face was a look of absolute awe. Still fixed on the ground , she continued to stare at the spot where her former prison was.
"I'm free...I'm free...I'm free", she muttered in her shock.
"Do you know what the hell you've done!" screamed Shu, beside himself with rage. So caught up was he in his anger that he did not notice the steadily growing killing intent near him.
"The seal containing the Seven Tails broken! I will go down as one of the worst if not the worst kage Taki ever had. You bastard! I will have your head for this!"
"Good luck with that" chuckled Grimmjow, "But in the meantime shouldn't you be dealing with your subordinate."
"Huh-ack!" was all Shu was able to choke out , after all it is kind of hard to talk when a pissed off kunoichi is clutching your thoat.
"Now then I definitely remember warning you that if I wasn't here for a good reason ,I would rip something out!"Fu stated with a demonic smirk.
"And really don't think talking about my ass is good reason at all" She shouldn't help but enjoy watching Shu's face lose what colour it retained.
"Say goodbye to your pride" Fu raised a fist but before she could carry out her intended threat, she was hoisted up in the air by a certain arrancar also causing her to lose her grip on her ex boyfriend.
"Hey what the hell ! Let me go dammit" screamed Fu,angry at losing her chance of payback.
"I don't have time for games, Fu." Muttered Grimmjow. Hoisting her over his shoulder he made his way to leave but-
"Halt! For the attempted murder of Shu Fuwaki and treason against Takigakure and all her citizens, we place you Fu and your associate under arrest."
No sooner was this said when a squad of four Taki ANBU appear, with their weapons drawn they encircled Fu and said associate.
"Grimmjow right, would you please put me down so I can help you." Asked Fu,a bit peeved to be arrested in such an embarrassing position.
Grimmjow pretended to think about it.
"...No"
And that's the end of that chapter,just remember it takes time to make another one,so kick back relax and review ,never forget to review it's the lifeblood of this story after if there are grammar problems or mistakes let me know.
