Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, I'd make sure Wal-Mart had Appa, Momo, and four nations themed toe socks. (I don't own Wal-Mart, any songs mentioned, Palm Pilot(tm), or Avatar)
On the First Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
A fan-fiction about me.
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On the Second Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
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On the Third Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
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On the Fourth Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Four conquered nations,
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
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On the Fifth Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Five… kissing scenes!
Four conquered nations,
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
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On the Sixth Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Six fans a-foaming,
Five… kissing scenes!
Four conquered nations,
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Seven 'Sues a swooning,
Six fans a-foaming,
Five… kissing scenes!
Four conquered nations,
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
Zuko sighed anguishedly. ("Anguishedly" is not a word. Synonyms for anguish: suffering, torment, agony, torture, pain distress, grief, sorrow, angst. Try an adverbial prepositional phrase. –Chris) It hurt him so much that all six of the world's most powerful and coolest benders were now competing with Ma-Ree Su for his affections. When would they realize he was destined to be with Ma-Ree and they had a snowball's chance in Agni's throne room with him? But everywhere he turned, there these incredibly gorgeous women were, trying to temp him away from Ma-Ree.
"Oh, Ma-Ree! I don't know what to do, but these incredibly (what did synonyms ever do to you? Syns. for "incredibly": very, extremely, unbelievably, extraordinarily, amazingly, exceedingly, exceptionally, awfully, terribly, astoundingly, implausibly, inconceivably, absurdly. I suggest absurdly. –Em) gorgeous ( ( Syns. for gorgeous: beautiful, stunning, elegant, attractive, striking, good-looking, dazzling, lovely, magnificent. –Chris) women won't leave me alone!" Zuko said to Ma-Ree Su.
"Oh, Zuko! Let's elope!" Ma-Ree exclaimed.
"Yay!" Ma-Ree Su squeaked as she read the latest printout. Zuko burned it out of her hands.
"I'm Fire Lord again, and I've just set the world free from being Fire Nation territory. The world isn't too keen on seeing my face of late, so I'm not too keen on showing it. You can elope without me, though—I know a Water Tribe warrior or two you'd just adore. Their names are Sokka and Hahn—"
"'Scuse me, but this is a ZuSue fic. I'm not about to elope without you." The two glared at each other for a moment before a loud banging came to the door. Zuko's eye twitched.
"Back off, ya fangirl demons! He's mine!" Ma-Ree yelled. At that moment the same servant who always seemed to be the one bringing bad news dropped through a ventilation shaft. The shaft had been added to Zuko's office as a fire safety precaution to let the smoke from all the printouts he'd burned to vent out rather than choke those in the study.
"Boss—I've isolated five entry and exit points to your study. Also, I've consulted some people on a cure to fangirlism," he notified the monarch.
"No bad news this time?" Zuko asked, slightly taken aback.
"Other than the rabid fangirls attempting to break down your door and the Mary Sue staring daggers at me, things are fine."
"Hmm. That seems unusual," Zuko commented, rubbing his chin. Then from nowhere at all, apparently, the tune "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" began playing. The Servant went slightly red and took out a palm-pilot.
"And now you have to serenade Ma-Ree Su in a public place," the servant notified Zuko as he scrolled through the automated notification.
"Your ringtone is 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas'?" Zuko asked.
"I hate to interrupt, but the fangirls are scratching through the door," Ma-Ree Su declared, pointing to the door which was, sure enough, being clawed through by fingernails identical to Princess Azula's.
Then the Servant's palm-pilot began playing "Mr. Grinch." He clicked on a few things with his stylus, and turned the device to show Zuko a video message from his little sister.
"Hello, Zuko. As you can see, I treated your fangirls to services from my manicurist. Best Christmas wishes from Ba Sing Se! —Azula."
Zuko watched the message from his sister fade around her smile like the Cheshire Cat's. His eye began twitching.
"Um, the only other song I have is 'Christmas Shoes,'" the Servant told Zuko. "So you'd probably start serenading soon."
Zuko groaned as the fangirls broke in and "Christmas Shoes" began playing.
"Why me?" he asked before beginning to sing. The Sues sat around him and swayed in time with the song.
A/N: Music chapter? –shrug– I regret nothing! Merry Christmas!
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In Christ,
ZFF
