Hello fans of Naruto and Fairy Tail!
So, I'm probably going to initiate a timeskip here... simply because I don't know what to fill the time between last chapter and the beginning of the canon. There will be flashbacks, so that you get an idea of what happened between then and now.
Fun Fun Review Reading Time! Yayyyy!
Here's a lovely one from a guest: F*** this shit! It had so much going for it before you brought the devil yaoi bullshit into this story. I'm done. Well dear sir, in response to your kind and wonderful thoughts, here is some advice...:
Go to your fridge. Open it and look waaayyyy in the back, and there should be a can of soda. Go ahead and drink it. Quite refreshing, no?
Good. I'm glad you enjoyed you can of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
In this day and age, LGBT is commonly accepted in most places. What that means, is that the only ones who are satanic anymore are the ones who persecute the LGBT community. No one gives a shit about you, since you are an arrogant little prick. Emphasis on 'little prick'.
Anyways, another one from .love: Love the story and the part were he is forced to tell everyone about his past and how they still live him. Update soon. Nice to know there are people who are more open minded to the world. Thank you for your kind response! Free cookies! (::)(::)(::)
How about this one from another guest: I fucking want him to be with mira ... I mean sure it's overused but i've never seen a narumira fic with more than 5 chapters or with a decent style(yes this story is decent..so far...) except for a very little bit.. and dude c'mon mira is the most that can sympathize with him having a demon inside her and having a mask after suffering a harsh accident ... Also it'd be interesting if she used to hate him then regretted it after her sister's death and then starts falling in love with him while he has a bad thought of her bcz of her former coldness well im now rambling some shit..XD but it'd really be awesome so plz consider it man XD .. and btw how come she reffered to him as a "kid" when he's older than her ... she's 12 at this point while he's 16 -.-' Regardless plz update ASAP :) Well... ummm... I'm glad you think my story is decent... SO FAR... But I've seen quite a few NaruxMira fics that turned out well. Anyways, your ideas are interesting, and I'll try my best to incorperate them into my story. FREE COOKIES! (::)(::)(::) YAYYY!
No more reviews...
Okay, so I'm also trying my best to make Naruto a little less OP. It seems as though he destroyed his opponents too easily, and I HATE IT!
KM: *anime tears*
N: Uhhhh... what are you doing Kage?
KM: *tears stop* NARUTO! OhmygodIcantbelieveyoufinallyshowedupIwasboredoutofmyMINDwithoutanyonetotalktoandnowthatyoureherewecantalk
aboutyouandLaxus-
N: HOLD IT! ...can you PLEASE stop talking so fast?!
KM: Well exCUSE ME! I've been stuck in this Godforsaken Room for the past few weeks or so! I can't talk to the people in the other universe, only this one. And, since you HAVE to be the first to come here, no one else has visited me. I can't believe it took you THIS LONG to finally visit me! *anime tears*
N: Sorry, it's just that I've been so busy with work and-
KM: That's just an excuse for when you don't have one! *openly sobbing*
N: *sighs* Well, since he's to busy being a baby, I'll finish off the intro. KM does not own Naruto or Fairy Tail. If he did, Sasuke and Sakura would never exist, and Natsu would actually have more than fragments of a brain. Also, you guys suck for leaving those nasty comments.
KM: Not ALL of them did, N! ...whatever, just:
Enjoy!
Naruto woke up to see his boyfriend smiling down at him.
"Hey babe. Ready to get to work?" Laxus asked. Naruto only groaned.
"Not really... I hate having to get up in the morning..." Laxus chuckled as he climbed out of the bed. He looked down at Naruto, and picked him up out of the bed.
"Hey... no fair!" Naruto teased. Laxus carried him into the kitchen and sat him down at the table. While he began to cook breakfast, Naruto occupied himself in other ways.
"Kushina! Minato! It's morning!" Naruto yelled to two very specific mirrors hanging on the wall. Both surfaces warped, before showing both of Naruto's parents in their respective mirrors.
"Hi honey! How are you and Laxus this fine morning?" Kushina asked with a sneaky grin. Naruto only sighed. His mom could not stop teasing him about his boyfriend, and it pissed him off.
"Hey son. Got anything planned for the day?" Minato asked, not as cheery as his wife. It seemed as though Minato wasn't completely okay with Naruto's choice. Since, in his father's words, "That boy looks like someone out of a dark alley...(1)" Naruto grinned, remembering his parents' reaction when he first introduced Laxus to them...
Flashback...
"Okay now. Laxus, you remember what happened after I died, right?" Naruto asked as the two were alone in the apartment for the day. He received a nod in response, and kept going. "Well, I decided it's time to meet my parents!" Naruto finished happily. Laxus stared at the other blonde in shock.
"Ummm... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, they might not be okay with our... decisions..." Naruto huffed angrily.
"They BETTER be okay with this! I can always smash the mirror if they don't like it."
"I thought it was nearly impossible to break the mirror...?"
"...let a boy dream, my dear..." Naruto walked over to a trunk in the corner of his room and opened it up. Inside were two mirrors; one was white and elegant, the other was black and gothic.
"Minato~... Kushina~..." Naruto sang. The surfaces warped to reveal both of his parents sitting in chairs facing the mirror.
"Hi Naruto!" they chorused.
"So... who's your friend?" Kushina asked, clearly getting to the point. Naruto giggled.
"Guys, this is Laxus. He let me stay in his apartment after the guild dorms were destroyed. If it wasn't for him, I would've lived out on the street until I could get some jewels!" Laxus bowed to each mirror, since he couldn't shake hands.
"Hello. It is nice to finally meet my friend's parents." Kushina was impressed with the blonde's manners, and was instantly liking him. Minato, on the other hand, felt a little concerned thinking this guy was friends with Naruto. Even with his charming attitude, he couldn't help but feel overprotective of his son. He only nodded in return, since he didn't want to upset Naruto.
"So, um, I have something I need to tell you guys," Naruto started. Both parents were focused on him instantly.
"What happened?!" they freaked out. Naruto waved his hands in a dismissive gesture.
"It's nothing bad, I promise." Both calmed down, but were still quite interested. "Okay sooooo... I'm in a relationship!" Naruto practically screamed. His parents stared at him, expressions unreadable, before they both smiled.
"Well its about time you found somebody!" Minato cheered. "You could've gone with the Hyuuga girl, but then there was the war, and... other... complications..." Minato finished, embarassed at almost revealing Naruto's secret. Kushina glared at her husband before turning her attention back to her son.
"Soooo? Who's the lucky girl?" Kushina teased. Naruto became very red.
"Well... you see, ummm..." Naruto started. Laxus interrupted.
"That would be me," he said as he pulled the blonde in for a kiss. The effects were instantaneous; Minato keeled over at the thought that this... vagrant... was dating his son! Kushina, on the other hand, squeeled loudly before shooting off questions at a mile a minute.
"How long have you been together? Where did you first meet? When did you fall in love? Did you do... IT, yet? Ohmygod, tell me you did NOT!" Kushina screamed.
"Whoa, WHOA! Calm down mom! We've only been together a month, we met when I first arrived at the guild, we finally got together after the whole possession incident, and NO! Stop thinking about stuff like that!" Naruto yelled, slowly turning red. Laxus cleared his throat. Both mother and son turned to face him.
"Ummm... I just want to say that I really do love him. I promise I won't ever leave him, and that he will be the only one for me. I want to know if you will allow us to be together?!" Laxus was freaking out by the end at the glare his boyfriend's mom was giving him. She kept it up for a few seconds, watching him fidget, before smiling warmly at him.
"Of course I will. You two have true love for each other, and who am I to get in the way of that?" Laxus breathed a sigh of relief. "HOWEVER..." he gulped, "If I find out you broke my son's heart, death will not stop me from finding you and making sure you discover the joy of being female. Do I make myself CLEAR?" she threatened. He nodded fearfully, and the smile was back.
"Good. Now son, I think you should leave. Your father is a little more temperamental than I with things like this. Let him mull it over, then come back to talk." Naruto nodded in agreement, before the mirrors returned to their original form.
"I think my dad will really like you!" Laxus could only deadpan at his boyfriend. "...what?"
Naruto couldn't help but laugh. His dad was SOOOOOO pissed when he came back. Twenty questions, ten threats, and a side conversation with his son later was the only thing that kept Minato from tearing his son away from such a dangerous influence. Somehow, Minato turned out to be an awesome father and a jerk of a dad at the same time.
Naruto sighed. His life was so fucked up...
Both blondes walked into the guild together, holding hands. Unfortunately, Laxus hadn't kept his promise to Naruto, and hid the truth from the guild ever since they got together. Naruto had finally gotten Laxus to man up, since it was either that or they would break up.
Anyways, varying reactions occurred throughout the guild that morning. The girls, who noticed the couple first, shrieked in joy, since their yaoi-o-meters had completely been destroyed. Everyone who didn't see them walked in was surely staring at the couple now. It took three seconds for the guys to comprehend what this meant.
Laxus and Naruto were DATING?! Pretty much every guy except Makarov, who didn't care, Gildarts, who was pretty cool with everything, and all the younger kids who didn't truly understand, fainted in shock. Naruto's group approached him while Laxus headed over to his grandfather.
"Naruto... why did the men all faint at the sight of you and Laxus?" Natsu asked. Erza, Gray, Lisanna, Elfman, Mira, and the recently joined Levy and Cana were all staring at him expectantly. Sure, Natsu was a little brash in saying it out loud, but that didn't mean they weren't curious. Naruto sighed, since it meant that he would have to explain things... which was extremely uncomfortable.
"Okay, so you know how a guy and a girl can love each other, right?" he started. All the children nodded. "Well... guys can love other guys in the same way. When two guys love each other like that, they are defined as being homosexual, or gay as slang. Don't think it's just for guys too. Girls can also be homosexual, but the term for females is lesbian." They stared blankly at him for a couple of seconds.
"Okay, listen. We aren't that little anymore Naruto! We know all about homosexuality!" Erza said indignantly. "What we want to know is why you and Laxus were holding hands!" It hit all of them at the same time like a ton of bricks.
"OHMYGOD!" the girls screamed.
"NO WAY!" yelled the guys.
"YOU AND LAXUS ARE DATING!" they all roared. Naruto deadpanned at them.
"Uh, DUH! When did it become obvious?! When he and I came in holding hands, or when I started the gay talk?!"
Makarov and Gildarts were smiling mischievously at Laxus as he walked up. He huffed irritably at them.
"Not. A. Word," he said, knowing they were just going to tease him.
"What? You thought we didn't know? It was completely obvious! From your first words toward him, to you offering him a place to stay, and to your amazing speech after Naruto's secret was revealed!" Makarov said. Laxus deadpanned at him.
"If it was so obvious, why are you two the only ones who aren't surprised?"
"Well it's because-... ummm... hm. I guess it's because everyone else isn't as intuitive as the two of us."
"...that's bullshitter talk right there." *WHACK!* Laxus was smacked on the head with a staff.
"You watch your language young man!" Makarov roared.
"Geez gramps! I'm 17 years old! I'm not a little kid anymore!" Laxus yelled indignantly.
"I don't care! Keep that language out of the guild hall!" Gildarts chuckled softly to himself. It was amusing to see the granddad and grandson arguing back and forth like this.
After everyone had calmed down, Naruto made the announcement official.
"Hi. Ummm... I guess this is sorta obvious, but me and Laxus are a couple now!" To that, the guild let out a big cheer, even if some of the guys did it a little halfheartedly. Laxus grabbed Naruto and pulled him into a kiss, whic earned the two a lot of whistles and cat-calls. Naruto couldn't help but giggle, and the guild soon threw a party.
Hey, it's not every day a couple is born from the guild!
Naruto had lot's of fun. Music was playing, food was served, and the kids were engrossed in quite a few games. Naruto and Laxus joined them in Spin-the-Bottle(2), but for some reason, the couple always seemed to land on the other. Not that they would complain. Truly, Naruto was very happy right now.
And that's when chaos erupted.
Before the party fully got underway, Natsu and Gray had gotten into another fight, which Erza had broken up. While Gray was also at fault, she mostly blamed Natsu for his 'challenge everyone' attitude. She gave him quite a reprimanding, at the end of which Natsu sulked off into the forest. He ended up in a small clearing, and immediately began punching at trees that had Gray and Erza's faces drawn on them.
"Stupid Erza... stupid Gray... team up on me..." Natsu mumbled as he kept punching. He would've completely missed out on the party, had a large object not dropped out of the sky and landed on his head.
"ACK!" he screamed. He whirled around in anger, not noticing the object still on top of his head. "Who hit me?! Do you have a death wish or something?!" He noticed an orange tail sticking out of a tree, which was soon joined by another. And then another. Natsu knew only one creature colored orange and having more than one tail.
"KURAMA!" he roared. A yawn was heard, then the fox's head popped out of the tree.
"What do you want, baka?" the fox asked in irritation. He smirked to himself after seeing Natsu's... strange situation.
"Why did you hit me?" Natsu demanded. Kurama raised an eyebrow.
"Me? Have you even noticed what's on top of your head?" Kurama retorted. After shaking his head and mumbling a few unpleasantries about 'pink-haired morons', Kurama disappeared back into the tree. Natsu didn't care, he was more interested in the object that landed on his head.
"An egg..." he breathed to himself.
Natsu burst through the doors of the guild hall, yelling in excitement.
"Look! Look! LooklooklooklooklooklooklookLOOOOK!" Everyone turned to see the pink-haired fire user holding a... what was it?
"I found a dragon egg out in the woods!" Natsu screamed. Everyone stared at him for a few seconds, before the entire guild burst out laughing. Only a few remained straight-faced. Makariv, Gildarts, Laxus, and Naruto, for example. Natsu looked around in disbelief, before scowling angrily.
"It's true! I was out in the woods, and the egg fell on my head! Plus, look at the markings; it's not a regular egg, is it?" This seemed to make everyone laugh harder. He looked around in anger, before he noticed his god-brother(3) wading through the crowd.
"Naruto! Please tell me you believe me! It might be a dragon, and we couldn't abandon it!" Naruto just smiled.
"Well, I've never seen a dragon egg before... you could've very well just found one!" Everyone in the guild stopped laughing.
"Naruto, you can't be taking the kid seriously now, would you?" a voice asked. Naruto glared in the general direction, smirking when he heard a squeak of fright.
"Well, why not? I'm sure that no one in this guild, except the master, could have possibly seen an actual dragon egg, yes? If that's the case, there is no proof in saying this isn't a dragon egg!" Everyone who made fun of Natsu looked down in shame. Someone in the back perked up.
"How will we figure out what type of egg it is then?" Naruto thought for a moment. He then sighed in irritation.
"I'm afraid we are just going to have to let it hatch on it's own..." Everyone in the guild groaned. Natsu, however, was hopping in place excitedly.
"How are we going to do that Naruto?"
"Well... first thing to do is to keep it nice and warm..."
"Got it!" Natsu released a blast of flames toward the egg.
"ACK! NONONONONONO!" Naruto yelled, dousing it with some water. "We're trying to hatch the egg, not cook it!" Natsu grinned sheepishly.
"I know! I can help!" a voice cried. A figure came dashing out of the crowd to reveal Lisanna.
"How are you going to do that?" Natsu asked, interested.
"Like this! Beast Soul Takeover!" she replied as she jumped into the air. She came back down as a giant swan, shocking everyone except her siblings. She approached the egg, then quickly situated herself on top. Natsu stared at her with stars in his eyes.
"WOW! So cool! Okay, what next Naruto?"
Unfortunately, that's all we can do... Now we must wait for nature to take it's course," Naruto said. Natsu simply stared at him.
"Huh?" Naruto facepalmmed.
"Honestly, don't you get it? That egg isn't going to hatch until it's ready, pure and simple. We can't speed it up, or slow it down. We can only make sure that it's safe..." Natsu sighed in annoyance.
"Man, this is boring!" Naruto smirked at him.
"Well, why don't you find a place to keep the egg for now? We can't keep it in the guild hall!" Natsu pondered this for a moment, before Lisanna turned back into her human form.
"I can help you Natsu... we can build a house for the egg!" she said happily. Natsu regarded her for a moment, before enthusiastically agreeing with her. The two rushed out of the guild hall, Natsu carrying the egg. Naruto watched them go, and sighed happily.
"Ahhh... I remember when I was that young. So full of energy and happiness... and pranking ideas!" Naruto suddenly gasped as though a revelation had come to him, which didn't sound pleasant at all for the other guild members. He slowly turned to face them, an evil glint in his eyes.
"Pranking time~" he sang, and everyone trampled over each other to get out of the guild hall, NOW. As they fled, Naruto could be heard laughing maniacally inside the guild hall, striking fear into the hearts of all that heard him.
Hey. So, just as I was finishing up this chapter, I decided to check on the reviews for this story. 'Why not?' I thought. 'I'll see what my readers think of my story!' That was when I discovered this little tidbit from God-ShadowEx100: fucking faggot get the fuck off this site also this trash has been reported spread the word you stupid pathetic cock sucking faggot that all gays stories are being reported by myself and over 12 other friends of mine so get the fuck off this site you pathetic waste of human space.
Real nice, huh? I'm am actually gay, (not sure if anyone actually didn't know that), so I simply replied to end the hate: Hello there, Austin. Funny thing... I've decided to report YOU for your insecurities. Do you live in the 1800's, or have you just been hiding under a rock for the past century? People like YOU need to leave the site, since no one needs to hear your crap. Tell your friends to stop as well, while you're all ahead...
I'm truly not all that different from other, NORMAL, people. I'm actually surprised by the things you and I have in common Austin! I love to play video games (Bioshock Infinite is my fav. right now) I'm obsessed with reading well-written fanfiction, I like Naruto and Fairy Tail (especially their crossover), and I absolutely HATE the Uchiha and Sakura (she's a freaking pink-haired banshee!).
Truthfully, there are a few things about you that I am uncomfortable with as well. I don't like Evil! Naruto stories, since it's nice to forgive. That doesn't mean he can't hate the village, though! Just no massacring...
If you have no reason to hate, then why would you do it anyways? It shows nothing but ignorance...
He replied with: do what you must but i despise authors who make Naruto just forgive and forget a life time of abuse and attempts at his life. things like that require revenge and that means everyone dies and no one lives.
Amazing, huh? Give the haters something else to think about, and they forget all about you being gay!
Anyways, I apologize for going on a rant like that, I just REALLY needed to vent.
(1): I don't really feel that way about Laxus! It's just Minato is the dad hating on the boy his child his dating; who knows what a father would think to justify his anger?!
(2): I somehow feel that Spin-the-Bottle is soooooo crappy, it's universal!
(3): Since both boys were raised by dragons, they consider each other their brother.
Do not flame God-ShadowEx100. I think he's allowing me a chance, and I don't want him to get pissed off at me tattling on him or something.
-saddened, but looking up:
Kage Musha
