"That's mine!" Slang yelled when Fang snatched Slang's book and ran away, "Give it back! Fury!!" Slang yelled.
"No way! Icy!!"
"When I got my hands on you-" Slang continued talking in the alien language that Stitch talked. When Stitch heard what she said in alien, he covered up his ears and ran back in his room.
"Slang, Fang, stop running around the house!!!" Nani yelled. By the time she yelled, Slang was all over Fang trying to get her book back.
"Fang, give Slang back her book." Nani commanded. Fang did exactly that, making Slang fly into a wall. Slang jumps on Fang and they were fighting in a big pile of smoke.
"Now, you girls are staying here until your last sister comes. But what's this about always getting back at each other. Why can't you be more like Clover? She barely makes a sound and she never makes trouble." Clover was sitting there, watching the T.V.
"That's cause you're not always here ta see her be bad. And the T.V.'s on. Watch what happens when its off." Fang answered. She turned off the T.V. and Clover suddenly started jumping on the couch. Then, Fang throw a pillow at Clover which knocked her down. Clover got back up laughing and jumps onto of Fang. She stands in a karate stance and blast green energy at Fang and Slang.
"Now, what did you say about Clover being good. She's quiet sometimes but not when she's hyper." Slang remark.
"Magic Fight!!!" Fang laughed, Slang pulls her scythe out, Fang pulls her Spear out and Clover pulls out a wand. Blue, red, and green magical energy started flying through the house. Clover spin her wand in a circle creating a wind typhoon against Slang's ice blast.
"Lilo, please find their sister, so they can get out of this house." Nani stormed out of the house.
"This big sister of yours, Lilo, is mean." Slang said rudely as she watched Stitch drank a whole cup of coffee in one second, burped (which shook the whole Island.) Fang was drinking the whole bottle of Sprite Remix and she burped (which shook the whole house.)
"What do you mean by this big sister?" Lilo asked as she put her sandals on.
"Our oldest is the sweetest sister alive." Fang boosted as she ate a whole chicken in one swallow but it was stuck in her throat.
Slang was reading her book and without looking she bashed Fang in the head to make Fang swallow the chicken all the way, "That hurt."
"Would you rather that I let you choke?" Slang answered.
Nani was straightening out the surfboard after she put them together.
"Nani, will you please come here?" Mr. Jameson asked. Nani walked into Mr. Jameson's office.
"It's time for one of our Sunday's bunches with you and your family again."
"What?"
"Yes, by tomorrow."
"By tomorrow?"
"Is there something wrong?
"Well, no...I mean...My Uncle Jumba's and Aunt Pleakley's brought more relatives are here and they are sort of wild."
"That's okay. that's family for you, by the way, I'll bring my son too."
When Nani came back, the house was a huge mess. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! SHE TRYIN TO CHOPPPPP MY HEEEADDDD OFF!!!!!!!!" Fang yelled all through the house as Slang chased her with the Scythe.
"I Should!! YOU BURNED MY BOOK!!!" When Fang ran down the stairs, she crashed right into Clover. They both fell all the way down the stairs. Fang landed on Clover's back, right on her stuffed four leaf clover.
"Fang, Slang!!! Stoppppppppp!!!!!" Nani yelled, and the twins stop where they were.
"I said no running around the house!! No chopping off anyone's head either!! Look at the mess you made. Mr. Jameson and Keoni are coming for Bunch tomorrow. Pleakley, you, Lilo, and Stitch will take the three girls out to show them some manners and Jumba, you'll help me clean up the house." Nani commanded.
Outside in the backyard, Lilo, Stitch, Clover, Slang and Fang were sitting at the picnic table. The three girls were in their human form. Pleakley was the teacher.
"Now Fang, show us how you eat a turkey." Pleakley said. Fang grab the turkey and stuff it in her mouth with only part of it sticking out.
"Not like that!" Pleakley exclaimed.
Slang grabs the part of the turkey that was still sticking out and pulls it out of Fang's mouth.
"You are supposed to eat with these." Pleakley put a fork in one of Fang's hands and the knife in the other hand. She looked at them, and begins to stab the turkey with the knife and the fork; she kept on doing this until there was nothing left of the turkey but the bone.
"Fang, the turkey was already dead." Slang remarked.
Inside of the house
"Okay, next experiments," Pleakley was doing the sock puppets of Keoni and Mr. Jameson, it was a test for Slang "Now Slang, you should be as polite as you can be."
"Why, hello there, may I come in?" The sock Jameson asked.
"You got feet. Why are you asking me?"
"Who are you?"
"None of your business."
Pleakley whispers to Slang, "Answer properly."
Slang rolled her eyes, " My name is Slang Icy Raven Angel. Is that better?!"
"Hello there Slang, may I have a cup of coffee? Please?"
"GOT IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY SON OF A-." Slang was about to yelled but Stitch covered her mouth.
"Okay, last test, Clover, you are going to ask for a slice of watermelon." Pleakley said as everyone looked at her. She was blushing a dark green color over her darker green freckles.
"Ah..why would I ask for a watermelon?" Clover asked scratching her head, "Oh, I know." Suddenly, she took an arrow out, aimed it with a bow, and shot at a watermelon, there was a piece of rope attached at the arrow and she pulled bringing the watermelon to her. Fang clapped and Clover bowed.
"Oh, energy spark." Clover suddenly said, then she shot a powdered arrow.
"Oh, come on." Pleakley said when the arrow shot at him. The arrow left some powder on Pleakley's dress.
"That's my powder arrow made from food coloring and flour." Clover shot a whole row at Pleakley causing him to be all different kinds of colors.
"I'll get hose." Stitch said walking towards the garden hose that lied next to Pleakley's garden.
The next day, Mr. Jameson and Keoni came around at 11:00 am. "Hello, Mr. Jameson and Keoni." Nani greeted.
"Hello Nani," Mr. Jameson and Keoni walked into the house "Hello Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Kenny, and well, who are these three beautiful ladies," Mr. Jameson asked looking at Slang, Fang, and Clover, kissing each hand. Slang rubbed her hand against the robe, Fang stick her tongue out in gross, and Clover just giggled.
"This Fang, this is Slang, and this is Clover. The relatives I told you about." Nani explained.
"Hey, Keoni." Lilo greeted narrowing her eyes.
"Hey Lilo, who that cute girl?"
"Which one?"
"The one with the green hair."
"Oh, her, that's Clover."
While, they were eating, as usual, Slang had to bash Fang in the head because she was choking on a watermelon slice.
"That hurt." Fang covered her head.
"You think you would have learned by now." Slang commented, but Fang punched her on the arm.
"Aunt Pleakley, how are you related to these lovely ladies? I must same they do have your complexion." Mr. Jameson asked. Everyone eyes widened. Fang's hands slammed on the table, " HOW DARE YOU INSULT US LIKE THAT!! WHY YOU SORRY EXCUSE SON OF A-" Fang's mouth was covered by Clover's hand.
Clover whispered to Fang, "Be good."
"Yes."
Clover wasn't eating, she didn't even talk, and she just shoots stuff using a spoon at Fang or Slang. Keoni was staring at her and ignoring every word Lilo was saying.
"Slang, can you please pass me a napkin?" Mr. Jameson asked while Slang was reading her book.
"You got arms, get it yourself." Slang replied rudely. Nani got Mr. Jameson a napkin and kicked Slang in the leg under the table.
"Meega Nala Kweesta." Slang said under her breath, "And don't kick me!!"
